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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: November 02, 2017, 01:07:09 AM »
Ha.  Earlier on tonight's show bad George reported that "New York" governor Chris Christie blamed the opioid epidemic on "over-prescribed doctors".


Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: October 25, 2017, 02:35:22 AM »
"We're back with our special guest talking about Fatima.  So Sean, how much did Ima weigh?"

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: September 29, 2017, 01:15:52 AM »
Another global warming... err climate change segment from Linda. 

Though I'm way past the trick-or-treat stage myself, I think the extension of daylight saving time has ruined Halloween.  Trick-or-treating in sunlight just doesn't cut it.

Random Topics / Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« on: September 07, 2017, 12:35:11 PM »
Mister Sister
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Random Topics / Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« on: September 07, 2017, 03:30:54 AM »
Huey Lewis and the Newt
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Random Topics / Re: Ruin a band's name with one letter
« on: September 07, 2017, 02:19:58 AM »
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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: August 02, 2017, 03:11:36 AM »
Oh, he's in turbo-driven moron mode tonight.
- Expresses surprise on hearing that when the host dies (there's a thought!), the parasite dies.
- Wonders if we cut open the brain of someone with parasites, would we see them wriggling around.
- Told that certain parasites can only live in the guts of cats, Joorch asks if there's a difference between a cat's gut and a dog's gut.
- When she mentions things we have found in people's bodies, Joorch grows alarmed and asks if we can legally - legally! - talk about it on the radio.
- Says it's too bad no-one has 'concocted a drink' to kill these parasites and says he'll ask 'our holistic doctors who come on here once in a while' if they can recommend supplements to deal with them.

The shame is that McAuliffe clearly knows her stuff and this is genuinely interesting: she deserves better than to run up against this idiot.

My favorite gem was him asking if there was a parasite spray.  If brains were fusion he couldn't power a nightlight.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: July 17, 2017, 12:37:39 AM »
Tonight with Vallée sounds awesome. I'm skipping the second half too. Still recovering from last night's suffering critter story

Animal mutilations coming up... just not your night.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: July 17, 2017, 12:27:29 AM »
Not sure I'm going to be glued to the radio for the second half either.

On chinese food nite, you get two pairs of chopsticks, which lined up look like 11:11.

The $100.00 for lunch with Norry is the Brown Bag Special.

For $50.00 you get a dumpster dive after lunch, and pic with Norry set against the backdrop of Wagger and Downhouser Enterprises.

Why fork over the $50 when you can take five dumpster dives weekly with him, and only at the expense of your better judgement and dignity?

Rods are such a reach even JP discounts them as a phenomenon.

Holy shit!

"Now, tusks don't move, like pincers on a crab, do they?"

What fucking world does this moron live in???

I missed that.  I'm beginning to think his job security owes much to the ADA.

A womb with a view

"Would they be called dinosaurs?"- Jorch referring to the wooly mammoth.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:13:00 AM »
I agree the guy doesn't come across as a partisan hack.  It's just that there seems no real theme to the discussion.  Not that there's much time to develop one with the stupid split show format.

Noory used to play with mercury because it rolls into a ball and you can "kick" it around with your fingers.

Two (2) dozen.  Hot damn! That's 168 eggs/week.  Glad someone caught some of his bullshit.  Thanks AvDaBr!   ::)  I already hear my arteries clogging.

The thing is, at least as I heard it, the guy was well over 100 lbs overweight.  Not sure how many calories are in an egg, but that many daily would probably make losing weight a bit of a chore.

Wallach just recommended two dozen eggs daily for this caller. 

Not to fear yumyumtree, the good doc is working on a gluten strength laundry detergent.  You'll have to use a cup for every 100 lbs of body weight.

There are times I really feel for George Noory. Having compassion for his soul. Like every time that Linda Moulton Howe airs her recorded stories and drones on in those monotones.

I don't know if "Coast To Coast AM" has a live studio webcam, but let me create a satire bit in which we all "feel" for Noory having the guts to endure that. I mean it. As she drones on and on and on...and on with her nonsense, some parcel carrier arrives in the studio. "Behind the scenes" thing-going-on. We see Noory sign for the parcel, then comes the "unboxing" thing.

My word: It's a "Do-It-Yourself Guillotine Kit." Which Noory assembles in the background as the Howe droning drives him being the breaking point. Anything is better than that! There's Noory, just about to drop the blade on himself and then fate interferes...Howe shuts up! "Wow, that was close," Noory exclaims, glad his life was spared when that tortuous segment came to a welcomed end!   

Well that was a letdown.

What about the guy a few months ago who walked through a South American rock door into interdimensional space?    Bet ya gave him three sentences.  ::)

Ha.  Didn't get to hear that one. 

I just heard LMH say this tall tale lady was a "common sense" person.

This pyramid lady is one of Linda's least credible interviews

I was with her till about the second sentence.

These scientists that say we're "nothing special" would probably cream their pants if single cell life was discovered outside our planet.

"Cloooose quuooote".

Linda is one of the best Noory antidotes.  If only she and Steve Quayle could both be on Noory probably wouldn't have to assault more than 2 to 3 words.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Knapp
« on: March 27, 2017, 12:08:11 AM »
Hopefully Knapp works in some Boston tunes in memory of Sib.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Richard Syrett
« on: March 12, 2017, 06:46:28 PM »
They've been programing me about this reptilian shit since I was a kid.  ::)

This may have been mentioned previously on this board, but did you know former NBA bad boy Bill Lambeer was one of the Sleestaks?

Just walked past the radio by accident and heard this: "Here we go to Julia in Lima, Peru... hehe WAAAY west of the Rockies! Hi Julia!"

I didn't realize how funny that illustration would be.  ;D

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