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Politics / Re: Austin Bombings
« on: Today at 11:59:30 AM »
Reminds me of this saying.

"if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

That's the problem when you have governments filled primarily with freaking lawyers.  Everything in their world can be solved with more and more laws, since that's their hammer.  Pass more and more freaking laws.  Ban nails, ban straws, hell, just ban living.  Except for the attorneys? ;)  :D

We wouldn't need laws if you idiots knew how to behave. If someone gets killed with nails the nails are being misused. If someone kills a bunch of people with a gun it is being used exactly for its proper purpose. Guns are only there to kill, or to allow fat Americans to maintain an erection - and both are things we can do without.

isn’t it amazing that a rant (verbal, written or YouTube) can be resurrected from his past and still be perceived as a recent rant ?

Senda discovered (well before that rat bastard Hawking, who stole his idea) that past, present and future has no meaning, there is only the Eternal Present. Whatever else might be happening, he's still sprawled on the coach stuffing his fat face with junk food and making ineffectual efforts to get Abram to jerk him off.

We have won numerous awards for our coverage of Senda, we have correspondents from here to the Sudan, and we stand by our reporting.


The Senda News Network
Richmond, Calif.
"We cover the newsman."

Yes, I've seen you on the red carpet waving your 'Senda', a realistic gold plated plushie with rat piss glazing.

Random Topics / Re: Florida university bridge collapses
« on: Yesterday at 11:34:37 AM »
Grit has value, like you Fabio, Pudofile was a worthless stain. 2 skid marks on the underwear of belgab.

It's hard to tell whether I'm being complimented or insulted here, since your chimp-like grasp of punctuation renders the meaning ambiguous. However, bearing in mind your previous history as a know-nothing pile of wank, I'll assume it's a weary jab. In which case fuck you, and may your negligible testicles be eaten by raccoons.

Random Topics / Re: Florida university bridge collapses
« on: Yesterday at 04:30:19 AM »
We'll only be entering the bath houses to round up you pedophiles. We only lost Vietnam because we were attempting to defend a rotten empire like yours. NEVER AGAIN! FLUSH! :D

Indeed, and when you get caught with your dick up another guy's arse you can explain it was just an old-fashioned way of taking his temperature.

Congrats, by the way, on now having made more posts on BG than anyone else. You're a lesson to us all, never lose sight of your dreams. All it takes is determination, abundant free time, and mental illness.

Random Topics / Re: Florida university bridge collapses
« on: March 18, 2018, 05:40:04 PM »
When we invade your island of pedophiles my friends and I will use that box of Kleenex to wipe the tears of joy from our faces. ;)

Better not use that Kleenex in the bath-house where you and your 'friends' like to hang out, the steam might not do it much good.

You useless wankers couldn't even handle North Vietnam without fucking the dog. I don't think our battle-hardened island race has much to fear from you pansified show-ponies.

Random Topics / Re: Florida university bridge collapses
« on: March 18, 2018, 05:25:47 PM »
No, it's just 21st. He's a "conservative" who gets blue when he doesn't have communists to yuck it up with. ;)

I know you don't require anybody else to have a good time. Just a few AJ vids, a box of Kleenex and you're in hog heaven.

Random Topics / Re: Florida university bridge collapses
« on: March 18, 2018, 05:18:04 PM »
Great to see you, Shreddie!  :D I wonder when Yorkshire Pudding is going to grace us with his presence?  That wife of his must be using the whip.

Honestly, you lot. You piss and moan when he posts, and now when he's not around you get all misty-eyed. He's the grit in the oyster.

Some one impersonated me on George's live youtube chat. I tried to explain that, but George banned me anyway. His loss.

To be fair, Senda was having second thoughts about the decision. He contacted Hoagland for a second opinion, who told him 'all it takes is one White Crow'.

Wait a sec, the real Falkie never gets embarrassed..

The man who can demand a pizza joint give him a free pizza to replace his free pizza left embarrassment behind long ago.

The appearance of Shreddi and Falkie's new green alien head with the flashing lights at almost the same time can't be a coincidence. 

Shreddi, did you lose an Ebay bidding war for that thing?

Sniped at the last second. I suppose you wouldn't consider dressing up as his carer and nabbing it for me?

Once in awhile the pump needs to be 'primed' before it gushes forth!    ...duh

Don't be disgusting! Anyway, I think the pump needs a helluva lot of priming these days. Unless he's in Starbucks.

It doesn't seem fair. Throw a brick into the nearest crowd of people and you'd hit someone of more value and moral worth than Senda, yet we continue to talk about him. He's been the subject of podcasts, satire, not to mention high-quality fiction, all aimed at a man with the charm of gastric flu. Fuck him, fuck his troglodyte sister/girlfriend, and fuck anyone who ever gave the boll weevil any money.

Random Topics / Re: Florida university bridge collapses
« on: March 18, 2018, 11:37:38 AM »
As tragic as the failure and collapse of this pedestrian bridge is, it is an allegory for the Democratic Party.

You wouldn't know an allegory if it was served to you on a skewer, you clueless wanker.

I think he sees his fans more as number two... In a pile... On the floor...

I expect his care worker/handler has been confronted by that sight on more than one occasion.

I dunno, I would imagine it says he wants to be made into kitty food in his will....  ?

He probably won't get much choice, those cats will be all over him the first second he looks like he's checking out.

Repeat after me: 'We are all Falkies'

Embrace your Falkieness.
More nonsense = more fun

Love ALL

Speak for yourself. I consider Senda a stealer of oxygen from more deserving people and a waste of skin. Just consider all the skin wrapped round his worthless carcass. If we could just get the fat oaf discreetly euthanized we could use his skin to make drums for disabled African schoolchildren.

No it wasn't. I had Hoagie on and checked back with George as he ended the live video..

There is a limit to even how much I can take of George's narcissism before it overcomes any fun.

He was down to 6 viewers and no one was chatting. (ie bellgab trolls/haters feeding his ego in chat).. so he decided to end it.

OMG, even WC is coming round to the view that Senda is a waste of space.

Repeat after me: 'fuck Senda with the Eiffel Tower'.

I'm wondering how long until this caregiver throws in the urine-stained towel and declares he's had enough. Either that or Senda starts accusing him of pilfering one of his priceless collectables and demands he be fired. If you're having a bad day, just remember that there's some poor bastard in Martinez whose job it is to give bed baths to a foul-smelling human manatee. Instead of using that rubbing alcohol to cleanse all those folds and wrinkles, he's probably swilling it by the pint.

Technology / Re: Amazon Fire Tablet
« on: March 03, 2018, 03:24:52 PM »
I've had mine about a year and I'd give it a solid 7/10. The Google Play thing is easily circumvented if you're able to follow a few instructions, and I've yet to find a website that doesn't let me on because I'm using a Fire. I doubt most ordinary users experience many problems doing what they want to do with it. The build quality is about what I'd expect for something so inexpensive, but I'd imagine most people use a case so it isn't an issue.

There are plenty of little niggles ( the email app is poor and doesn't let me install gmail instead) but not irritating enough to be a deal breaker. I was put off buying one initially because I thought I'd be stuck in an Amazon walled garden, but all those apps are easily ignored. I rarely bother with the Amazon apps and I installed the Chrome browser so I don't even use Silk.

I'm sure there are better (certainly faster) products out there, but I think they get the balance between performance and affordability about right. It's very cheap and you get a lot for your money. There may be products twice as good, but also four times the price, and it's a question of whether you want, or need, the extra oomph for the extra cost.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 08, 2018, 05:47:40 PM »
President Trump answers to his Lord and Savoir, Jesus Christ. That should be good enough for an American.

You lot are so bloody weird.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 08, 2018, 01:26:46 PM »

 If you took a step down and treat others as you would like to be treated and debate on the merits of an argument rather than tossing insults all over here and yon then we might have some interesting debates.  As it is, you just bring the same old game everyday and it is really old not to mention boring.

This, a million times. He posted nearly a hundred times yesterday, all the same monotonous balls.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 08, 2018, 10:42:34 AM »
Remember how a certain President told Juanita Broaddrick to get some ice for her lip after raping her?

Yeah, we also remember how people like you were telling us that we couldn't accuse Roy Moore based on witness testimony years after the fact.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 08, 2018, 10:39:58 AM »
Once again you speak of things you know nothing about. 

Prove Kelly knew about it or “should have known”.

If that were the case he could put out another statement saying 'in the light of further evidence etc', and say he got it wrong and it turned out the guy was a scumbag after all. But he probably won't.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 04, 2018, 12:41:39 PM »
Best you can do today is point out my spelling mistakes? ???

It's not your fault. You probably over-corrected on the meds and your dry old fingers must be unusually shaky, added to all the twitchings you already suffer from.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 04, 2018, 12:38:50 PM »
Imagine? I’ll let you in on a little secret, you're living the dream Fabio.

You'd need to die under the wheels of a steam engine for that to be true.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 04, 2018, 11:55:03 AM »
I just don't want to liove

I'll assume that was meant to be 'live'. I can't say I blame you, I don't want you to live either. I imagine devoting your life to fighting with total strangers loses its lustre after a while.

Politics / Re: #ReleaseTheMemo!
« on: February 04, 2018, 11:16:08 AM »
As a certain frequent poster who fled there from Britain would tell you, there should be a comma after the "illegals" on the sign.

You can use the Oxford comma in this case, but it wouldn't change the sense. So, it's not 'should' but 'could'.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:08:20 AM »
How would you know?! You've been living under it your whole life.

How would you know where I've been living? As always, you make up whatever suits you. One of the many reasons you couldn't recognise the truth if it bit you in the arse.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: February 04, 2018, 04:44:22 AM »
You love fascist criminal types, like Hillary. Just look at your own PM. ::) ;D

You wouldn't know fascism until it was too late. Hillary! Hillary! Emails!!

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