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Random Topics / Re: Senda's Saintly Mother
« on: October 19, 2017, 03:01:49 PM »
Something I have noticed since I came to this hive,

Insulting someone's mother in the worse possible way is an art held in high regard by just about every culture and nationality on the planet.  BellGab is no exception.  Dig deep enough, and you'll find something about someone's mother.  I have never met anyone who has taken their mother's insult to heart except, of course, George.  Why is that? 

Besides the credit card incident, and the fact that she probably overindulged her boy a little too much ruined George's life in so many cruel ways, what do we really know about the woman?

She had big tits.

He can't even say 'Pittsburgh' now. It has become 'Pitzerg'.

For the cat to get rabies from Kathy she would have to bite it and break its skin.

If there's a tussle for the feed trough I'm afraid the cat might not make it. We have video evidence of Kathy's impressive speed if there is anything edible around.


The cat lived there for a few years being fed by Falkie and others and it became a free roaming cat. No longer domesticated but not fully feral.
However it has been living outdoors for years and at a minimum it needs rabies and distemper shots along with a check up.

I can see a 'please donate, my girlfriend has rabies' in the near future. Although it would be hard to tell a rabid Kathy from the normal version.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: October 17, 2017, 05:22:23 PM »
Iím taking a pole...

Well I'm sure it's not the first time. At least it accounts for your unusual walk.

FINALLY, something worth seeing in this stupid-ass thread!

The Falkie thread is an ongoing multimedia art project and beloved by millions, you gibbering tit.

Ha. The show will only appeal to around 30 or 40 people or so in the entire world. I do it for fun, not for fortune/fame. I receive zero compensation for the content. You get exactly what you pay for!  ;D

All that hot ass you're nailing ('Hi, I'm chefist from BG. I know George Senda') using your celebrity status, while victimising those of us fortunate enough not to be born American. It's bullshit.

what ever happened to George's "crack student pro bono legal team" ?

Once they stopped smoking it they realised Senda was a useless fat swine like everybody else.

He admitted in the past that he tried to get out of the draft through nefarious means.

There is a character in The Deer Hunter - a big fatso - who gets out of going to Vietnam because of his bad knees. The actor who plays him is George Dzundza. Close enough.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Martinez Tonight
« on: October 15, 2017, 06:25:53 PM »
I understand your confusion but he's just a stupid faggot troll. Hope that helps.  ;)

Can you keep this tedious stuff in one thread so we know to avoid it? It's really boring and you seem intent on spreading the contagion.

Senda might manage a modest amount of success if he took the slightest pains over ANYTHING, but he can't do it. He could try and drum up some interest for the GoFuckYourself but he won't do anything except hold out a pudgy hand and berate anyone dumb enough to befriend him.

If someone were my house guest, I would not want them leaking and leaving the smell if piss everywhere they go.

Emily Post: Uncensored.

Maybe one of you has noticed this before, but it's new to me. Geoge spits quite a lot while talking.

He appears to have overactive salivary glands (the only thing about him that you could say was active). You often see him doing that weird thing with his face after he has said anything, where it looks like he's sucking back a load of spittle. This was all no doubt caused by his mother criticising him and buying him too many clothes.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Latest Martinez Tonight Submitted to MV
« on: October 13, 2017, 02:05:05 AM »
I was in chat as DavidPumpkins, if that helps.

Thanks. I thought brig had been at the furniture polish again so glad to get that one cleared up.

They already have adjusted the off-side rule and many purists don't like it and judgement call (now a player can be in an offside position but as long as it "actively involved in play" is not called on it.) They also adjusted (mainly for time-wasting) things like pass-backs to goalie, how quickly goalie must get rid of ball once he catches it, etc.

I think the biggest problem many Americans have is draws and too many judgement calls. Way to many. We used to have more of this in our sports but have adjusted rules to try, in most cases, to get rid of them. My pet theory is why soccer fans fight each other is the pent up frustration of watching a match that ends with no resolution, really (I know, I know there is a difference in the standings but still, especially if rivals?)

You should watch rugby. It's nothing but judgement calls. Ref blows his whistle but nobody knows why.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: October 12, 2017, 05:02:31 PM »
Lest anyone take my recent posts as an indication of my lack of sympathy for the victims of sexual abuse I can only say that, having been under seige by women bent on having their way with me my entire adult life, I am most sympathetic.

I'm sure that burly nurse who comes to empty your bedpan every night is only restrained by the ethics of her profession from sitting on your wizened old face.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Latest Martinez Tonight Submitted to MV
« on: October 12, 2017, 03:56:39 PM »
You can ask MV which way he prefers to receive them.

I'm guessing bent over a fire hydrant.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Latest Martinez Tonight Submitted to MV
« on: October 12, 2017, 03:34:07 PM »
Yaaas. Will the chat room transcript be included as well?

Failing that, will the person who was going on about screwing whores kindly reveal themselves? Asking for a friend.

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: October 12, 2017, 02:55:28 PM »
What a very impressive man. So intelligent. Level-headed. Great sense of humor.

But enough about me.

Soccer is a British word derived from 'Association football.'  The association being football and rugby.

Learn something new...

Isn't Kathy still married?

Hard to imagine there was someone drunk, horny or retarded enough to answer in the affirmative to the question 'wilt thou Skeeter take Kathleen etc...'. He could be popping her pustulent ass instead of Senda.

This is a step in the right direction and I can only hope that it will clear the way for a permanent ban. Americans have no business playing football for one thing, and then have the cheek to call it by another name (soccer ffs!). The whole thing looks weird and I think you should be confined to your own fatuous  pseudo-games. By the way, this is nothing personal. Much as I loathe and detest you nitwits, I have come to this conclusion quite impartially.

Random Topics / Re: Live Shooters Las Vegas Several Dead at Mandalay Bay
« on: October 11, 2017, 04:31:29 PM »
Sorry but you're just not working out here at Bellgab.  ;)

That line doesn't work because you're still here, despite the dozens of times you've been told.

I found this at the bottom of the page. Interesting:

When I do it I get the little Chris site

why, if i were george, this news would make me angry enough to sexually assualt young actresses. and a few actors. very triggered. very twitchy.

Senda will remain our go-to fat perv, but we will pencil you in as an alternate in case he dies. You must have plenty of time these days so post often.

Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
« on: October 11, 2017, 02:32:14 PM »
'If you've ever wondered what Hans Holzer looks like, here he is.' Haven't we all? Snaggletooth and squint eye on show in this one.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Simply terrible songs.
« on: October 11, 2017, 01:53:35 PM »
No pun intended?

I was going to say 'straighten' but I thought the other was dirtier. It's obvious that PB is just a Potemkin village. We all thought he was a joyless grouch when all along he's been this swingin' hippie dude trying to inoculate us with his San Francisco values. No thank you, sir. Take your joss sticks and kaftan and GTFO!!!

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Simply terrible songs.
« on: October 11, 2017, 01:42:12 PM »

So you were a stoner?  :o

Hard to imagine. Perhaps he was halfway through getting a bj from Janis Joplin when he decided to clean up his act.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Simply terrible songs.
« on: October 11, 2017, 01:30:23 PM »
Ladies, just say no. 

There was a case over here some years back of a man killing his wife because she kept comparing him unfavorably to Michael Bolton. The last straw was her saying something like 'he's more man than you'll ever be' before he caved her head in.

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