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Quote from: ItsTelly on April 14, 2018, 12:44:57 PM
Did anyone see anybody on the 'grassy knoll' near Art's double-wide?

That's where I focus my efforts first.

Second, I'd check the Burger King in Kalamazoo Michigan- lots of celebrities who fake their death end up working the shake machine there.

No need to thank me.  It's what I do for a living...

Telly

Lol!  Who knew?

Quote from: Radio Activity on April 14, 2018, 12:48:43 PM
The George Carlin and Willie Nelson interviews are two of my all time favorites.

Yup. Art asked Willie if he was tired yet and Willie says, "no, are you?"   

Such hate for meaninglessness.  There isn't much difference between Bell and Noory. They are both hucksters.

George gets it. Art got it from 'Long John Nebel' . 

Quote from: chefist on July 29, 2015, 01:37:16 PM
The joke about broadcasting from the hold of a ship almost made be puke from laughter! LOL

Art is old.
His fan base is old. The genre is old. He's got nowhere to go but down. Norry already has the idiot crowed sewed up.

Why don't you go away Art?  Thank you but it's time. You are are scammer, you've built your money pile on the backs of others.  Screwed your own families. Just go, scum.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on May 30, 2015, 11:49:35 AM
Someone stirring the pot more than just being a Davebot according to past posts, hmmmm. I don't think I'd eat what you, or The Rock is cooking.

Apparently some choose to ignore his previous 'comebacks'.  They weren't exactly successful.

Quote from: NIN on May 30, 2015, 06:09:53 AM
Snoory is doing his job hes being an ass hehe

I don't understand why people want Art back?  He had a good run for a time but the genre is as boring as George Noory  He must be 75 years old and he's certainly been exposed as a bad parent to say the least. He has always employed the same interviewing stye as Jorche. Talk over the guest.  I bet old "Long John Neville" shows would be more interesting than the stuff Art or C2C do now.

Quote from: Morgus on May 25, 2015, 01:00:03 AM
Major Ed Dames is the scheduled c2cam guest for this coming Thursday...

How have you been BadBoy?   

Quote from: ItsOver on June 06, 2014, 12:26:35 PM
Ha!  I'm just praying poor 'lil Goatsy didn't take the hit and Jorch just moved his sideburns to the top of his head and filled in the gaps with some black Kiwi.  Pray for Goatsy!

Lol! Like the tequila commercial.  "Any haircut will do"!

I wonder if George watches this thread?  I'm guessing he watches it like Obama reads Drudge.  Narcissists can't help it.

That's some good shit man!   

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 05, 2014, 01:21:25 AM
Joseph sees choreography in drowning of 300 people.

Predicts thunderstorms and low level earthquakes. What a weak prediction. Sees friction with usa and china/Russia. Joseph should be the new captain obvious for hotels.com

Lol! Wasn't "Captain Obvious" from 'South Park'? 

Quote from: nooryisawesome on June 05, 2014, 01:59:16 AM
What a shit fest tonight. Horrible singing, long not funny stories, lame guest, nonsense rambling, etc.

And now rosemary to shit some more on the show.

Business as usual. 

Noory gets off of the phone with Uri Geller and then says, "I remember when he was on Johnny Carson and tried to bend a spoon but he was so nervous that he couldn't do it".   

Quote from: Morgus on June 05, 2014, 02:31:20 AM
I bet the last half hour guest coming up will be another of Noory's standby frequent guests - Lionel Fanthorpe.
Hopefully Noory won't ask him about "Springheeled Jack" for the umpteenth time...

Maybe he'll do "The Slender Man"?   

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 22, 2014, 11:48:21 PM
You know a guest is bad when George is able to correct the guest's pronounciation of vocabulary.

......and the guest just ignores him and mispronounces it again.   

Quote from: wr250 on April 11, 2014, 05:46:10 AM
or maybe captain krunch ...

Captain Kundalini! 

Quote from: norrykilledc2c on January 22, 2014, 01:56:35 AM
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Look at that. Truly disturbing. It's the four stages of Noory.
1. Just thinks he's so damn funny.
2. Completely oblivious.
3. Easily amused imbecile.
4. Reverts back to soulless George.

These pics are downright disturbing!  By the way, how many wigs does this guy have? 

Quote from: No Name Storm on January 09, 2014, 09:42:54 AM
I don't believe for one minute Snooron is stupid. Nope. He just doesn't give a rat's ass for the paranormal or for C2C. He is a corporate capitalist and is in it only for the money. He is bored. He think all this stuff is below him and stupid. But he, himself, is not stupid. Just greedy and right winger, Republican mentality shyster, as are all of his guests. Can't you see this? Snooron has no real heart or interest in the show or the topics, expect maybe all the medical quackery shows he does. This is why he has adopted the dopey, fake personality. It is very obvious. I've never heard a more fake personality on air. Never.

He'll never be the talent that Ed Shultz is. Lol!

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on January 08, 2014, 01:08:02 AM
I can't even fathom what it must be like to be George.

Ignorance is bliss?   

Quote from: norrykilledc2c on January 09, 2014, 01:36:45 AM
If you think about it, they don't even need Mushmouth to be in studio.

1. Record Mushmouth's questions from his 3x5 cards.
2. Assemble all of his moronic Nooryisms on a sound board.

When a guest starts speaking, interject any of the above in any random order.

I think you nailed it.   

Maybe us Art Bell listeners from the nineties are getting old?  I suspect we're more likely getting bored.  The show content is the same, with nothing new except there is an idiot as the host now.  Luckily for him there is no shortage of idiots in the listening audience.

Your post reads extremely fabricated to me.  But that's just me. I bet you even have dreadlocks.   

I thought that the Terry Bradshaw story was cool. 

Quote from: Morgus on December 20, 2013, 12:39:16 AM
Oh-no, Noory just mentioned on the air that something happened to George Knapp, but wouldn't give any details.
So he is putting in guests host on the Sunday nights Knapp would have hosted until further notice...

Knapp's ratings must be surpassing Noory's 

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on December 20, 2013, 01:19:30 PM
But was there penetration?

As I recall he was squealing.   

Quote from: SomeVelvetMorning on December 18, 2013, 01:28:35 AM
I thought if we took turmeric we didn't need no stinkin' vitamins.  I think I would rather have Fred Flintstone chewables than Noory emetics any day.

According to the doctor cholesterol is good. Does he mean that there's no BAD cholesterol?  I love eggs.   

Quote from: VtaGeezer on December 17, 2013, 12:38:55 PM
At least Noory hasn't had Will Farrell/"Ron Burgundy" as a guest. The unfunny b*stard is way past saturation point and if I never see him again it'll be too soon.

LOL! Amen to that! 

Does George's 'Beyond Belief' show suck as bad as his radio performances?  I know when he appears on 'Ancient Aliens' they pretty much limit him to one line.  "I don't think so."