You might be an Art Bell fan if...

[coaster]

If you'd rather listen to a show from the 90's that you've heard a hundred times instead of listening to a new show from Noory, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[Sardondi]

I think you need to read my new book:...

Heh.

...if you tried to kidnap george noory in mexico.

Heh heh heh. Next time we won't bother trying to snatch him...

[Falkie2013]

The trick would be to kidnap him in Mexico and air drop him into Antartica in the dead of the Antartic winter. Since winter lasts 9 months done there ( if I'm not wrong ), we'd have 9 months of Snoory free air !

Perhaps a free trip to the walrus/penguin/sea lion colony for Snoory ?

[Falkie2013]

I'd sooner listen to :

dead air than Snoory.

And sit here staring at a picture of Art Bell than spend 1 second listening to Snoory.

If I ever win the lotto, I'm going to move to Nevada and see if there's any way to convince Art to start a new show, even if it's only 1 day a week.

And you might be an Art Bell fan if you've gone to Area 51 searching for the secret repository for George Noory's brain.

[NefariousBanana]

If you have Art as a friend on Facebook, you probably are an Art Bell fan.

[Sardondi]

If you ever hear the words

        "From the High Desert...I bid you all good evening, good morning, good afternoon,   
         wherever you may be at this great land of ours, at whatever time you are..."

and you begin weeping uncontrollably...

you may be an Art Bell fan.

[coaster]

If you're afraid of storing fire extinguishers in your home because you fear they may explode, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[UnscreenedCaller]

If your vacation plans include the Kingdom of Nye.

[ziznak]

Ahhhhh Nye... the promised land

[Mystery43]

If you've just paid $19.95 for the artbell.com CD Rom

[MV/Liberace!]

If you've just paid $19.95 for the artbell.com CD Rom

haha, nice.

[McLovin]

If your answering machine says "East of the Rockies" you might an AB fan.

[McPhallus]

If you know who Fort Rock is, and he's ever pissed you off, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[Fly By Night]

If you like a song by a band freaking named "Jigsaw"

[The General]

If mikevandeven.com is in your browser bookmarks....

[Zircon]

You're an insomniac.

[Juan]

If you go to bed at 9PM so you can get up at 1AM to be disappointed and curse sNoory.

[Centurion40]

If your vacation plans include the Kingdom of Nye.

Heh.  I actually contemplated renting a car and driving out there when I was in Vegas a couple of months ago.

[Eddie Coyle]

    You consider "The Coming Global Superstorm" as erotic literature.

[Falkie2013]

    You consider "The Coming Global Superstorm" as erotic literature.

If you remember all the scientists saying when The Day After Tomorrow came out, that tornadoes couldn't form in the Los Angeles basin, only for us to see tornadoes in Long Beach and elsewhere and a waterspout forming off of Catalina Island on the day the movie was released !!!!


Art and Whitley told us we'd have storms, tornadoes, and wierd weather in places that never had them before.

Like tornadoes in NYC today.

Even where I'm at, we had waterspouts forming off of Ocean Beach off San Francisco which has never happened.

They were right and the scientists were WRONG !!!!

As usual.

[Sardondi]

Dammit, I still want to find the Neanderthals, Anatomically Modern Humans (nee Cro-Magnons), Homo Floresiensins, Denisovans or whoever it was that left their charcoal-producing fires going so long that it expelled enough nasty CO2 to bring on the last Ice Age of 100,000 years. Damn their selfish early-human corporate greed.

[stlcoastfan1985]

I'd have to agree with a lot of those! For me, I could name my own David Letterman style top ten list of 'em:
10. If you can't stand to drive past midnight unless you have your old downloaded AB shows with you and you only listen to them past 12 am just to have that "back in the day" feel.
9. If you can't ever look to the night sky without looking for UFO's, and not at the stars!
8. If you have the notion that you hope you never actually see an alien in person, but that you'd have the strong willed sense of mind not to let them controll your's if you do!
7. If you think of traveling to Las Vegas not to gamble or take in the shows, but to use it as a starting point to venture out to the Extraterrestrial Highway, The Little A'Le'Inn, the outskirts of Groom Lake, and of course the Kingdom of NYE just to say you've been there!
6. If operating your own late night radio show is your dream job.
5. If you think that bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster are cousins, and that both should simply be left alone.
4. If your friends all think you're crazy for listening to "such nonsense" as C2C and that they'll be the sorry unprepared ones when the aliens actually arrive!
3. If you're smart enough to not believe everything you hear, but that you do believe there is an open possibility to anything in life.
2. If you're forever believing that much like the second coming, Art Bell WILL someday return!
And the number one sign you know you might be an Art Bell fan...
1. If you think the X-Files is real!

"No mystery is closed to an open mind." -Tim White

[McPhallus]

Dammit, I still want to find the Neanderthals, Anatomically Modern Humans (nee Cro-Magnons), Homo Floresiensins, Denisovans or whoever it was that left their charcoal-producing fires going so long that it expelled enough nasty CO2 to bring on the last Ice Age of 100,000 years. Damn their selfish early-human corporate greed.

This is too highbrow for modern day Coast, I think.

[MV/Liberace!]

If you remember all the scientists saying when The Day After Tomorrow came out, that tornadoes couldn't form in the Los Angeles basin, only for us to see tornadoes in Long Beach and elsewhere and a waterspout forming off of Catalina Island on the day the movie was released !!!!


Art and Whitley told us we'd have storms, tornadoes, and wierd weather in places that never had them before.

Like tornadoes in NYC today.

Even where I'm at, we had waterspouts forming off of Ocean Beach off San Francisco which has never happened.

They were right and the scientists were WRONG !!!!

As usual.

Los Angeles County Tornadoes

JAN 26, 1918    001   1330     0      0    F2    037
APR 05, 1926    002            0      0    F2    037
MAR 15, 1930    001   1140     0      4    F2    037
MAR 02, 1934    001   1340     0      0    F0    037
FEB 12, 1936    001   1530     0      0    F0    037
NOV 11, 1944    001   2100     0      0    F2    037
DEC 20, 1952    001   1200     0      0    F1    037   
JAN 18, 1955    001   1101     0      0    F1    037   
MAY 09, 1956    002   0830     0      1    F0    037   
FEB 19, 1962    002   1600     0      0    F1    037   
MAY 14, 1962    004   1200     0      0    F1    037   
NOV 09, 1964    003   0700     0      0    F1    037   
NOV 07, 1966    003   1300     0      0    F2    037   
NOV 07, 1966    004   1300     0     10    F2    037   
APR 18, 1967    001   1800     0      0    F0    037   
MAY 08, 1977    003   1000     0      0    F1    037   
JAN 04, 1978    001   1515     0      0    F1    037   
FEB 09, 1978    003   2230     0      0    F1    037   
JAN 31, 1979    002   1045     0      0    F1    037   
JAN 28, 1980    002   1315     0      0    F0    037   
MAR 29, 1982    005   2130     0      0    F1    037   
NOV 09, 1982    008   0930     0      0    F1    037   
NOV 09, 1982    009   1130     0      0    F2    037   
NOV 09, 1982    010   1200     0      0    F2    037   
NOV 09, 1982    011   1200     0      0    F0    037   
MAR 01, 1983    002   0740     0     30    F2    037   
MAR 01, 1983    003   0815     0      0    F0    037   
SEP 30, 1983    007   0700     0      0    F0    037   
SEP 30, 1983    008   2235     0      3    F1    037   
MAY 30, 1984    002   0915     0      0    F0    037   
JUN 05, 1987    003   1315     0      0    F0    037   
JAN 16, 1990    002   2120     0      0    F0    037   
MAR 19, 1991    004   0200     0      0    F0    037   
MAR 20, 1992    002   1900     0      0    F1    037   
JAN 17, 1993    004   2345     0      0    F0    037   
FEB 07, 1994    001   1545     0      0    F0    037   
JUN 16, 1995    006   1155     0      0    F0    037   
JLY 21, 1997    009   1555     0      0    F0    037
JAN 09, 1998    001   1400     0      0    F1    037
APR 01, 1999    001   1400     0      0    F0    037
AUG 28, 2000    006   1345     0      0    F0    037

[Falkie2013]

Your list is clearly wrong.

I specifically saw the news stories and interviews by scientists who said that it was impossible for tornadoes to form in the Los Angeles basin. The L.A. basin is 35 miles x 15 miles and extends up to Orange County.

I also saw the news stories at the time showing the waterspot and talking about tornadoes in Long Beach.

And found a story from the Huffington Post showing a tornado touching down in Orange County ( which is on the edge of the L.A. basin, as far as I can determine.

I also found a pdf file of a scientific study issued in 1994 ( the year TDAT came out ) that analyzed the history of tornadoes IN California. The study said that torndoes here are weak, but they do form. It also had a graph/chart showing dozens of tornadoes forming IN L.A. County, some of them in 1994 presumably.

Like so much data and pronouncements we have seen in the last 62 years coming out of both L.A. city and county, its wrong.

" Is the rest of your history, that faulty Ensign ? "

Kirk to Chekov, TOS - The Trouble With Tribbles

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