You might be an Art Bell fan if...

[The General]

You might be an Art Bell fan if ABBA makes you think of the paranormal.

now you go.

[onan]

You might be an Art Bell fan if ABBA makes you think of the paranormal.

now you go.

You might be an Art Bell fan if you hold a tube of super glue with your lips.

[The General]

You might be an Art Bell fan if you own more than one crank radio.

[onan]

If you look at the largest local ham radio antenna and think I need a bigger one... you might be an Art Bell fan.

[NefariousBanana]

If you own the entire Cusco discography, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[The General]

If "Somewhere in Time" and "Contact" are your two favorite movies, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[NefariousBanana]

If "Somewhere in Time" "Contact", and "The Day After Tomorrow" are your three favorite movies, you might be an Art Bell fan.

FTFY

[McPhallus]

If you know who George Noory is, and you hate his guts, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[The General]

If you own the domain name georgenoorysucks.com, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[The General]

If you have 3 cats named Phaedra, Crystal, and Abbie Normal...

you might be an Art Bell fan.

[coaster]

If you find a large hole in the ground and wonder if its paranormal, you may be an Art Bell fan.

[The General]

If you knew about the 2012 Mayan prophecy way back in the 90's, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[NefariousBanana]

If you cried when Ramona died, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[onan]

If you bought Pizza Punch, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[onan]

If you think retiring means you will be back in a couple months, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[onan]

If you know who said "boiling pits of sewage", you might be an Art Bell fan.

[HAL 9000]

If you own the entire Cusco discography, you might be an Art Bell fan.

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[ziznak]

you might be an Art Bell fan if....
                       ...you remember a time when callers were brought back when cut off by a break

[Grimace]

you might be an Art Bell fan if....
                       ...you remember a time when callers were brought back when cut off by a break

You might be an Art Bell fan if you remember when calls weren't screened, even if they were from the supposed Antichrist.

[UnscreenedCaller]

You may be an Art Bell fan if you know all the words to Highwayman and cried the night Waylon Jennings died.

[RealCool Daddio]

If your wife bought you a copy of "The Art of Talk" off EBay for your birthday, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[Sardondi]

It disturbs me that I understand all these references. And now I think I know where my REM sleep went over the past 15 years.

[HorrorRetro]

If the sounds from hell and the bigfoot scream scared you the first time you heard them, you might be an Art Bell fan.

Gina

[RealCool Daddio]

If your IPod has a playlist full of bumper music, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[HAL 9000]

It disturbs me that I understand all these references. And now I think I know where my REM sleep went over the past 15 years.

I think you need to read my new book:

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[MV/Liberace!]

if you considered slitting your wrists in 2002.

[ChewMouse]

If you always wonder what the real story about that Ouija board is, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[NefariousBanana]

If you think Loreena McKennitt has the sexiest voice ever, you might be an Art Bell fan.

[BobGrau]

...if you tried to kidnap george noory in mexico.

[The General]

If Ross Mitchell's booming voice echoes in your head when you hear the Moody Blues...