George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

"I'm shocked, shocked to find Jorch played a really stupid song for Thanksgiving."

And there's just a few Thanksgiving songs from which to pick. *Thanks* to me for *giving* myself a long break from this turkey.

[Jojo]

And there's just a few Thanksgiving songs from which to pick. *Thanks* to me for *giving* myself a long break from this turkey.

If the pickings are that slim, perhaps he should do us a favor and not select from among them!

[Jojo]

Last night Noory played some really stupid Thanksgiving song.

That is when I turned the radio off.  He played something like, "Thanksgiving is fun for everyone, except the turkey!".  A disgustingly irreverent song deliberately taking glee in the death of an innocent animal raised in a prison or on prison grounds, with who-knows-what inhumane husbandry practices.

For the rest of the night, in my head, I sang, "Camp fires are fun for everyone, except those who work in California."  I know he's out of state now, but I couldn't think of better verse.

Shutting off the show has become so common that I now have a policy that when I shut off a show, I don't listen to his next night either.  And for holidays that are shut off, I might black out George for three days instead of two, since it was a holiday. 

[Jojo]

Could it be because he honors the Star of Jack?

+7 karma!

[Jojo]

That was very nuanced of you. How did you determine Jackstar isn't a Jew?

I have read all of his posts.  And his ex's, tee hee.

[Nucky Nolan]

If the pickings are that slim, perhaps he should do us a favor and not select from among them!

I know what you mean. You could say the same thing about his guests.

[Metron2267]

I have read all of his posts.  And his ex's, tee hee.

Oh my!

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh my!

He’ll make you look fabulous!

[Metron2267]

Lol, you saw what a great makeover he did on Keef:

[Dr. MD MD]

Lol, you saw what a great makeover he did on Keef:

Are you saying he’s Bart?

[Dateline]

Happy Black Friday Weekend and upcoming Cyber Monday!

[Metron2267]

Are you saying he’s Bart?

No can prove = strong suspicion = duplicate musical royalties threat posts.

[Jojo]

Early on, George sounded the way someone sounds when they pull away from the phone.  Then he tried to act as if the guest was the one cutting out.  Didn't he almost make Linda cry over something like that not too long ago?  And now, HE'S doing it???

Followed by a bumper song, Bewitched, Bewildered and Bothered - reminiscent of his compliment to mother and marriage wrecker, Elizabeth Montgomery:  "Pretty, AND fun".

Guest 1 explained how he got into astronomy by changing majors.  And that led to a compulsive retelling, at length, of George's own change of college major.  Isn't it enough to let the guest have the lime light?  Maybe he is intimidated by scientists.

Then, he shared his paradox-avoidant metaphysical quandry, "If there is a God, what came before God?". When will he face the fact that such a question cannot be answered, by definition.

[Morgus]

Tomorrow night, Noory has Linda Howe for her monthly visit.
But in the first hour his "buddy" Pat Boone returns - ugh...

And tonight the number's lady returns - double ugh...

[Juan Cena]

Tomorrow night, Noory has Linda Howe for her monthly visit.
But in the first hour his "buddy" Pat Boone returns - ugh...

And tonight the number's lady returns - double ugh...

I just found out the site was back up.

How has Dave reacted to Jerome Corsi being Putin’s peen pocket?

[Nucky Nolan]

Tomorrow night, Noory has Linda Howe for her monthly visit.
But in the first hour his "buddy" Pat Boone returns - ugh...

And tonight the number's lady returns - double ugh...

And this is why I haven't listened to the show in five or more years. Maybe you'll get lucky and hear a rerun of the vacuum salesman segment, at the end of Friday night's program, followed by the "hilarious" tape of the old woman's fender bender.

[Morgus]

How has Dave reacted to Jerome Corsi being Putin’s peen pocket?

There has been no mentions of Corsi at all...

[ItsOver]

Tomorrow night, Noory has Linda Howe for her monthly visit.
But in the first hour his "buddy" Pat Boone returns - ugh...

And tonight the number's lady returns - double ugh...

Pat Boone and Jorch.  About as fascinating as oatmeal.

[Dateline]

There has been no mentions of Corsi at all...

Check Facebook.  Did he get unfriended, along with Roger Stone?

[pate]

I just found out the site was back up.

How has Dave reacted to Jerome Corsi being Putin’s peen pocket?

Thyme-leins are so divergent at this boint...

Which Dave are yew taliking 'bout?



ediot: 0, nefer...

[nooryisawesome]

Never gets old



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw

[ItsOver]

Tomorrow night, Noory has Linda Howe for her monthly visit.
But in the first hour his "buddy" Pat Boone returns - ugh...

And tonight the number's lady returns - double ugh...

Having Pat Boone on for the first hour just shows what a suck-a-licious choice this is for Jorch.

[Metron2267]

Having Pat Boone on for the first hour just shows what a suck-a-licious choice this is for Jorch.

Coast is starting to remind me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6DFo0Yd8zc

[albrecht]

There has been no mentions of Corsi at all...

Screw Alex, screw Roger, heck screw Corsi- I want Norry and Tommee interviewed by the FBI, deposed, and testifying before Congress. Those 302s, depos, and testimonies would be classihck. Would a malapropism or a fumbling/bumbling of words be considered a 18 U.S. Code § 1001 violation?  Is having various on pro-Putin guests "collusion?" Are "super beets" some kind of FDA violation or trading with the enemy violation? Is Doc Wallet's company a fraudulent multi-level marketing scheme or illegal tax shelter?

[albrecht]

Coast is starting to remind me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6DFo0Yd8zc

A great show. When my local PBS calls for donations I refuse since they stopped showing that show in syndication and instead switched to an anti-American, leftist, minority-only multi-cultural programming. And the chick dancers were nice. And the whole show was wholesome entertainment.

[Enard P Farkwark]

Tomorrow night, Noory has Linda Howe for her monthly visit.
But in the first hour his "buddy" Pat Boone returns - ugh...

And tonight the number's lady returns - double ugh...

The numbers lady is an instant radio extinguisher for me.

[Metron2267]

A great show. When my local PBS calls for donations I refuse since they stopped showing that show in syndication and instead switched to an anti-American, leftist, minority-only multi-cultural programming. And the chick dancers were nice. And the whole show was wholesome entertainment.

So you're thinking Coast is going to rerun ad infinitum on NPR stations?

Cuz frankly Snoory is wholesoming us into snoozeland.

[albrecht]

The numbers lady is an instant radio extinguisher for me.

You mean you DON'T want to hear the numerology of a cat lady who feeds 10+ groups of feral cats? 

[Metron2267]

We all miss Evelyn Paglini.

[ItsOver]

Coast is starting to remind me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6DFo0Yd8zc

True dat.  Ma Noory's little boy is so damn boring.  Insult me, excite me, intrigue me but don't bore me.