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Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 20, 2016, 09:50:44 PM

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Shaz on January 22, 2016, 12:03:56 AM
With a faithful plea to the guy who brought you preppers, y2k, hale bopp, and the quickening... to "save us from fear"... chaser.
/harumph pahrump
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/harumph

Think: cattle mutilation

Stranger929

Quote from: The King of Kings on January 21, 2016, 07:01:10 PM
How do you have such a keen eye for spotting that, if true?

Just watched a disturbing documentary on love dolls. Twisted but to each his own.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Stranger929 on January 22, 2016, 01:16:38 AM
Just watched a disturbing documentary on love dolls. Twisted but to each his own.
I tried to special order a chupacabra model, was told they were out of livestock.

Stranger929

Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs. I'll go through and find those posts and do it right if I have to. If you can't play the game get the fuck out of here and take that judgemental voyeur Meister with you. What a worthless cocksucker. Seriously.


Jackstar

Quote from: Stranger929 on January 22, 2016, 01:37:13 AM
Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs.

In a stunning return to form... Shaz walks the line! It's all fun and games until you screen grab a judge's daughter.

Value Of Pi

Quote from: Stranger929 on January 22, 2016, 01:37:13 AM
Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs. I'll go through and find those posts and do it right if I have to. If you can't play the game get the fuck out of here and take that judgemental voyeur Meister with you. What a worthless cocksucker. Seriously.

Even on a "Let's Make Fun Of Dummies" thread, the saying is true. "If you want something done right..."

Alright, F Troop, saddle up and move out. By twos. Humiliation, ho!

Shaz

Quote from: Stranger929 on January 22, 2016, 01:37:13 AM
Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs. I'll go through and find those posts and do it right if I have to. If you can't play the game get the fuck out of here and take that judgemental voyeur Meister with you. What a worthless cocksucker. Seriously.
Quote from: Value Of Pi on January 22, 2016, 02:05:00 AM
Even on a "Let's Make Fun Of Dummies" thread, the saying is true. "If you want something done right..."

Alright, F Troop, saddle up and move out. By twos. Humiliation, ho!
Well, being on bellgab under my true name requires I not subject myself to undue liability.

I laugh at the dumb... not the individual dummy.
Quote from: Jackstar on January 22, 2016, 01:46:41 AM
In a stunning return to form... Shaz walks the line! It's all fun and games until you screen grab a judge's daughter.
Surely you jest sir, nobody gets preferential treatment in America.
Particularly not a judge's daughter. ::)

Jackstar

Quote from: Shaz on January 22, 2016, 02:17:02 AM
nobody gets preferential treatment in America.
Particularly not a judge's daughter. ::)

Well, I'd prefer her.

Meister_000

Quote from: MV on January 16, 2016, 11:44:19 PM
Downgraded to "Homeless HIV Mode."

Quote from: MV on January 21, 2016, 09:55:25 AM
So then you support this thread idea?

What, you mean Making Fun of Dummies with screenshots of their posts? Who could object or improve upon your Comedic Genius?

Quote from: Meister_000 on January 22, 2016, 04:22:43 AM
What, you mean Making Fun of Dummies with screenshots of their posts? Who could object or improve upon your Comedic Genius?

Shut up, Art.

Meister_000

Quote from: Darth Sandra on January 22, 2016, 04:37:20 AM
Shut up, Art.

But Princess, I thought you were all about "the comedy". This should be orgasmic stuff according to MV. But you have more refined and Courtly tastes it's plain to see.

Quote from: Meister_000 on January 22, 2016, 04:52:56 AM
But Princess, I thought you were all about "the comedy". This should be orgasmic stuff according to MV. But you have more refined and Courtly tastes it's plain to see.

Randomly capitalized words give you away just an FYI.  ;)

ponyboysunset

Back to the game, so to speak. This made me laugh so loud.
It also made me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgGCIZi1UjY

Tarbaby

Quote from: MV on January 21, 2016, 02:27:23 PM
standards did change. 

after art quit again, i knew what was about to come.  rather than put my life on hold monitoring the forum for unsavory comments or bringing in additional moderators who would undoubtedly destroy the forum, i decided not to moderate the forum at all (the exception being porn, etc.).  some agree with that decision, some don't.  fine. 

having said all of that, i didn't create the problem and it's not my responsibility to massage the tone of conversation around here.  if i did so, even a little bit, then i'd have to do it completely because anything less would generate complaints about my "capricious and arbitrary" moderation.  simply put, i just don't give a shit anymore.  indifference is liberating.
ha! "Indifference is liberating". I think Caligula said that. And Nero fiddled while Rome burned.  There are many that feel absentee moderation IS the death of the board. ya got a house full of cockroaches once in a while ya gotta call the exterminator. you have to have a certain degree of quality. who wants to leave here feeling like they need to take a shower.
  But Thanks, amV, for eloquently stating your position. Finally.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Tarbaby on January 22, 2016, 09:02:30 AM
ha! "Indifference is liberating". I think Caligula said that. And Nero fiddled while Rome burned.  There are many that feel absentee moderation IS the death of the board. ya got a house full of cockroaches once in a while ya gotta call the exterminator. you have to have a certain degree of quality. who wants to leave here feeling like they need to take a shower.
  But Thanks, amV, for eloquently stating your position. Finally.

Yeahbut, one man's cockroach is another man's chicken dinner. And exterminators always poison da whole house.
Now Caligula...there's a guy who had orgies 24/7/365 with lots of hot nekkid wimminses and non-stop titties. Sure, he cut some balls off here and there and fed em to the cockroaches and squirrels, but hey, when in Rome...vini vide vici, baby.

Kolchak

Looks like the tide may be turning.




Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Kolchak on January 22, 2016, 10:03:39 AM
Looks like the tide may be turning.





Indeed indeed.
I do wonder too...did Art hire a P.R. firm and that's whose been posting all the dripping, positively sycophantic posts under different guises? Ya have to admit most of them are very similar in certain ways.
No coinshedenshes, folks.

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on January 22, 2016, 10:15:13 AM
Indeed indeed.
I do wonder too...did Art hire a P.R. firm and that's whose been posting all the dripping, positively sycophantic posts under different guises? Ya have to admit most of them are very similar in certain ways.
No coinshedenshes, folks.

If that's true, then how sad.

Kolchak

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on January 22, 2016, 10:15:13 AM
Indeed indeed.
I do wonder too...did Art hire a P.R. firm and that's whose been posting all the dripping, positively sycophantic posts under different guises? Ya have to admit most of them are very similar in certain ways.
No coinshedenshes, folks.

I doubt it. They show none of the marks of dummy accounts. Plus, if Art had hired a P.R. firm, they'd have shut down his anti-troll rants and probably written a professional statement that ultimately said nothing but calmed heads and left the door open for Art's return.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: Kolchak on January 22, 2016, 10:03:39 AM
Looks like the tide may be turning.




I'm surprised those got left up.

SredniVashtar

H for Heroic
E for Exciting
A  for Awesome
T for Terrific
H for Hot as Fuck!
E for Energetic
R for Ravishing

W for Worldly wise
A for Adults-only, baby!
D for Dependable
E for Exciting (again)

I love you, Heather! The show gets better every day, and it was unbelievably amazing from the start!! I used to have a pair of hamsters called Tommy and George, but when I heard your AWESOME show I squashed those bastards and bought two more called Heather and Art. I've had to separate them for the time being because they keep behaving inappropriately, but I hope, with time, to be able to teach them to say 'wanna take a ride' without taking a ride on each other.

Keep up the good work, Heather. (((Hugs))). (smiley desperate face).

So this thread is where all the cool kids hang out now?



ponyboysunset

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 22, 2016, 11:14:16 AM
So this thread is where all the cool kids hang out now?
Hells yeah. You want a lemon square? Just kidding that lemon square business is in the Belle Haven thread. Welcome. Please share with us your screen grabs or comment on ours  ;D

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 22, 2016, 11:15:38 AM
Well, it was.

*sigh*  too late as usual.....


I'll head back to the 100 years ago thread with the other nerds

ponyboysunset

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 22, 2016, 11:17:14 AM
*sigh*  too late as usual.....


I'll head back to the 100 years ago thread with the other nerds
This whole website is a nerd haven... ;)



ponyboysunset

Quote from: rekcuf on January 22, 2016, 11:20:45 AM
My mom says I'm cool.
Yeah but what your...oh...sorry way too soon.  :P

Quote from: ponyboysunset on January 22, 2016, 11:16:30 AM
Hells yeah. You want a lemon square? Just kidding that lemon square business is in the Belle Haven thread. Welcome. Please share with us your screen grabs or comment on ours  ;D

No screen shots from me.   I joined Facebook when it first became a thing.  Within two days, I got pinged by some dude from High School [whom I hadn't seen in 25 years] wanting me to join his Amway pyramid. Then another guy from High School wanted to sell me a life insurance annuity and then finally some skank from that had a thing for me back in the day hit me up wanting to know if I was currently married .   That was the end of my Facebook usage.  I have no regrets.

I'll watch the posts in this thread with interest. 



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