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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

Quote from: Swishypants on November 12, 2017, 11:10:46 PM
I doubt if that is lost on Art, or bothers him in the slightest. He has always favored Asian women, because Asians are Aliens. He wanted to create one last hybrid.

Ramona died. Have you seen women over 35? Horror Show!

Someone called, identified themselves as a stalker, and told me not to go to work tomorrow. 

Swishypants

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on November 13, 2017, 02:39:16 AM
Someone called, identified themselves as a stalker, and told me not to go to work tomorrow.

You gotta' hire a Sniper, to counter the Stalker. If it escalates, quit your job and go on SSI.

Lord Grantham

Listening to a Dark Matter episode on YouTube.
Art was advertising for a CCrane product that I actually could use.
So of course I buy the damn thing.

Dude still has it, four years later, he still has it.

Swishypants

The C Crane Skywave and Skywave II are badass radios. They are compact, but put out rich sound. AM/FM, Shortwave, Air Band, SSB/Military Band, NOAA Weather Radio, current time. Digital/backlit. Strong reception. Easy presets and even an alarm feature. I've had a Skywave for years and it's greatness. The last radio I ever bought and probably ever will. Power Adapter or 2 AA Batteries, and it lasts a long time on batteries. Semi-water proof too. You can drop it in a puddle and it will survive if you get it right back out; light rain won't hurt it. Comes with lanyard and good ear-buds. Perfect radio for desk, office, workbench, kitchen table or travel. I have mine on a side-table by my Lazy-boy.



It's about the size of your open hand. Very light.

The only real difference between the Skywave and Skywave II is that the SSB/military band is already soldiered on the Skywave II. The entire package is only 90 bucks. Cheap for what you get. Stop being poor and get one today! Great radio and an outstanding value. American made!

https://www.ccrane.com/item/rad_ccradio_skywssb/100104/cc_skywave_ssb_am_fm_sw_wx_aviation_and_ssb_bands

I sit in my Lazy Boy with a cup of coffee wearing this and listen to it sometimes. I cut out a penis hole so I can go to the bathroom and jerk off while wearing it.



https://www.ebay.com/itm/A-Christmas-Story-ADULT-BUNNY-SUIT-Costume-Pink-Pajamas-Ralphie-Rabbit-LICENSED-/391858568401?_trksid=p2385738.m2548.l4275

Lunger

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on November 12, 2017, 10:08:39 PM
Yes, why wouldn't someone in her 20s want to marry some old goat in his 60s? 

When Art dies, where do you think Irene will move to?  There is no way in hell she stays in Puhrumph (ugh!).  Vegas?  LA?, San Francisco (plenty of Filipinos here)?  Manilla?  Somewhere else? 

How long do you think it would take her to pack, if she isn't already packed?

She's in the land of the big BX.  There is no way that she will go back to the PI.  I'd say there is a 45% chance she stays in Pahrump and the rest says she's going to Vegas.  In Vegas she can host her family better when she brings them over.

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on November 13, 2017, 02:39:16 AM
Someone called, identified themselves as a stalker, and told me not to go to work tomorrow.
Did you hear any gunshots?  Make sure you "hit the dirt" and MV can call 911 for you.




Swishypants

Art pointing his Glock at the Sniper!



Sniper wuz Mexican.

albrecht

Saw this the other day driving.  Art fan even after the quittenings?
https://imgur.com/u41GF1A

Maybe this works?



Quote from: albrecht on November 13, 2017, 05:15:15 PM
Saw this the other day driving.  Art fan even after the quittenings?
https://imgur.com/u41GF1A

Maybe this works?


Has to be an Art Bell fan. If it was an "art" fan, it would be a high school art teacher in an El Camino.

NIN2yesagain

Quote from: mv on November 11, 2017, 01:56:30 PM
the golden age of bellgab?  when we had like six users?

Those were good times now its like blah blah wine wine

Quote from: Swishypants on November 13, 2017, 09:08:31 AM
The C Crane Skywave and Skywave II are badass radios. They are compact, but put out rich sound. AM/FM, Shortwave, Air Band, SSB/Military Band, NOAA Weather Radio, current time. Digital/backlit. Strong reception. Easy presets and even an alarm feature. I've had a Skywave for years and it's greatness. The last radio I ever bought and probably ever will. Power Adapter or 2 AA Batteries, and it lasts a long time on batteries. Semi-water proof too. You can drop it in a puddle and it will survive if you get it right back out; light rain won't hurt it. Comes with lanyard and good ear-buds. Perfect radio for desk, office, workbench, kitchen table or travel. I have mine on a side-table by my Lazy-boy.



It's about the size of your open hand. Very light.

The only real difference between the Skywave and Skywave II is that the SSB/military band is already soldiered on the Skywave II. The entire package is only 90 bucks. Cheap for what you get. Stop being poor and get one today! Great radio and an outstanding value. American made!

https://www.ccrane.com/item/rad_ccradio_skywssb/100104/cc_skywave_ssb_am_fm_sw_wx_aviation_and_ssb_bands

I sit in my Lazy Boy with a cup of coffee wearing this and listen to it sometimes. I cut out a penis hole so I can go to the bathroom and jerk off while wearing it.



https://www.ebay.com/itm/A-Christmas-Story-ADULT-BUNNY-SUIT-Costume-Pink-Pajamas-Ralphie-Rabbit-LICENSED-/391858568401?_trksid=p2385738.m2548.l4275

Well now, that was pretty neat.

Nobody

Quote from: NIN2yesagain on November 15, 2017, 03:59:14 PM
Those were good times now its like blah blah wine wine



That would explain the state of this place.  :(

Buckfast: Official Beverage of BellGab.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on November 11, 2017, 06:51:38 PM
Not exactly.  There seemed to be a significant period of time when the moderatior was all happy horseshit and did regular podcasts, there were tons of fun smart perople posting regularly, Noory's suckage was a main theme instead of Senda's, people still thought the world of Art Bell and hoped he would perhaps return some day, the moderator wasn't continually tinkering with the forum to make it less and less functional.

i'll mark that down as "not satisfied."

Swishypants

What if US Army PSYOPS uses places like this with a custom GUI over-layed and tells trainee's it's a training program?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHylQRVN2Qs

L.A. County dumps their homeless out at 29 Palms, but the homeless population there remains static...

ItsOver

Quote from: mv on November 16, 2017, 08:47:30 AM
i'll mark that down as "not satisfied."
At least you were happy horseshit at one point in time.

Queen

Yup im back dudes woot woot. I got iphone 10 and im kickin ass lol. 256 gig for $999

ItsOver

Welcome back.  Kick our ass often.

aldousburbank

Quote from: ItsOver on November 16, 2017, 10:24:12 AM
At least you were happy horseshit at one point in time.

Happy horseshit is sad bullshit.

Queen

Quote from: ItsOver on November 16, 2017, 10:32:33 AM
Welcome back.  Kick our ass often.

Some of these ass holes need it. We miss art.

albrecht

Quote from: Nobody on November 16, 2017, 04:49:07 AM


That would explain the state of this place.  :(

Buckfast: Official Beverage of BellGab.
Luckily Stanley knives don't work online or there likely would be some Glasgow smiles on BG.

Queen

Lets play catch up

No more obama woot woot. Trump won as i told everyone i knew he would.
I got the new iphone
Metallica has put out 3 remasterd box sets and i have them all
Im still gay
Im assuming art hasnt been on the air
I have a new job making the most money ive ever made
And yea its been a few years and GEORGE NORRY STILL SUCKS.

Swishypants

Quote from: NIN on November 16, 2017, 10:30:56 AM
Yup im back dudes woot woot. I got iphone 10 and im kickin ass lol. 256 gig for $999

Greatest Rock N' Roll Concept Album of all time man!

https://youtu.be/mTby-nfFd1I

"SURVIVAL TRAINS HARD!"

Queen

Quote from: Swishypants on November 16, 2017, 12:13:56 PM
Greatest Rock N' Roll Concept Album of all time man!

https://youtu.be/mTby-nfFd1I

"SURVIVAL TRAINS HARD!"

Im still Rael!

Zopyrus




Zopyrus

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 18, 2017, 10:24:31 AM
Punctuation ART.

Might say his writing is . . . artless?

My favorite part about this post is the pitch-dark irony.  A daughter named for a continent he "dearly loves," the minefield computer that was built there, wrapped in the magnificent desolation of outsourced (Asian*) customer service.

*probably South Asian/Indian if we're being honest.


Swishypants

Put some rice on it!  8)

ItsOver

Quote from: Zopyrus on November 18, 2017, 10:14:42 AM


Uh, whatever has happened to customer service?  Maybe it went the same way as C2C and MiTD.



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