The Broad Cast

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, the Thelma and Louise of podcasting

You're just lucky we didn't call you at 3am England time.

"You're in bed? Oh. What are you wearing?"

It's a good thing we didn't ask Yorkie that. The answer may have been x rated. 

[SredniVashtar]

You're just lucky we didn't call you at 3am England time.

"You're in bed? Oh. What are you wearing?"

It's a good thing we didn't ask Yorkie that. The answer may have been x rated. 

I don't answer that late, I don't run a cab service like Yorkie.

I could have told you what he was wearing anyway, since we share the same tent. It's usually a pair of Superman PJs, unless I  can persuade him out of them once in a while.

[Yorkshire pud]

Some things are best passed over in polite silence, but I felt I owed it to my loyal readers to give this thing another listen. Yes, the Thelma and Louise of podcasting (jaz and Red are the Siegfried and Roy, of course) were given another show, despite my vehement protests. The best I can say is that it was the most shambolic episode of cacophonous balls it has ever been my misfortune to sit through. The person now referring to herself as 'Ibby' demonstrated all the broadcasting skills of a drinking fountain, but that not's surprising considering that most of the time she takes calls it's from some grunting senior asking herself what she's wearing.

I can't give a detailed precis of what went on because I must have passed out after about ten minutes, but I came to briefly to hear some person from the north of England (allegedly) telling us all about great child murders of the twentieth century.  I can't wait for next week, when perhaps we'll be treated to a pen portrait of the Stalinist purges, or Bergen-Belsen.

If you hadn't insisted I delete your telephone number, I'd have called you up. Then we could regale the audience with our adventures in Reykjavik back in 2008, that had a bar bill only matched by the tips to the lap dancing troupe. Happy times.

[Yorkshire pud]

You're just lucky we didn't call you at 3am England time.

"You're in bed? Oh. What are you wearing?"

It's a good thing we didn't ask Yorkie that. The answer may have been x rated. 

X rated? A little French number; au naturale. (geddit?)

[SredniVashtar]

If you hadn't insisted I delete your telephone number, I'd have called you up. Then we could regale the audience with our adventures in Reykjavik back in 2008, that had a bar bill only matched by the tips to the lap dancing troupe. Happy times.

In what was rather a strange coincidence, the lap dancers were all from Lapland. Lapp lap dancers were too much for me to handle, especially as they were rather on the bountiful side, but I know you have always been a fiendish chubby chaser.

[Inglorious Bitch]

X rated? A little French number; au naturale. (geddit?)

LOL, that's what I was afraid of!

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't answer that late, I don't run a cab service like Yorkie.

I could have told you what he was wearing anyway, since we share the same tent. It's usually a pair of Superman PJs, unless I  can persuade him out of them once in a while.

At least give me chance to take em off and get the carpet beater on them, so they're more flexible.

[Inglorious Bitch]

rather on the bountiful side, but I know you have always been a fiendish chubby chaser.

I hear sweet Kathy needs a job.

[Yorkshire pud]

In what was rather a strange coincidence, the lap dancers were all from Lapland. Lapp lap dancers were too much for me to handle, especially as they were rather on the bountiful side, but I know you have always been a fiendish chubby chaser.

The reindeer were an inspired prop. But sadly they starved to death because the stupid herder neglected to bring food and forgot Iceland is barren.

[FightTheFuture]

I`m calling The Donald. It appears that a full 2/3s of the posters currently on the thread are ferners! Limey ferners, at that!

[Inglorious Bitch]

I`m calling The Donald. It appears that a full 2/3s of the posters currently on the thread are ferners! Limey ferners, at that!

This morning I heard that song by Sting with the lyrics "I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27gTrPPAyk

[Yorkshire pud]

I`m calling The Donald. It appears that a full 2/3s of the posters currently on the thread are ferners! Limey ferners, at that!

Tell him too, we can flog him a knock off Airforce One. Low milage, one careful owner.

[FightTheFuture]

This morning I heard that song by Sting with the lyrics "I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27gTrPPAyk

Awesome song, IB. Of course, I`m a Sting fan from early The Police days. BTW, is it possible to love NY and yet have NO desire to actually ever be there?

[Inglorious Bitch]

BTW, is it possible to love NY and yet have NO desire to actually ever be there?

That's how I feel every day. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I`m calling The Donald. It appears that a full 2/3s of the posters currently on the thread are ferners! Limey ferners, at that!

2/3 of The Donald's wives have been foreigners.

[Yorkshire pud]

2/3 of the Donald's wives have been foreigners.

He gets rid when the cosmetic surgery can't keep up. Not that he's shallow.

[chefist]

Some things are best passed over in polite silence, but I felt I owed it to my loyal readers to give this thing another listen. Yes, the Thelma and Louise of podcasting (jaz and Red are the Siegfried and Roy, of course) were given another show, despite my vehement protests. The best I can say is that it was the most shambolic episode of cacophonous balls it has ever been my misfortune to sit through. The person now referring to herself as 'Ibby' demonstrated all the broadcasting skills of a drinking fountain, but that not's surprising considering that most of the time she takes calls it's from some grunting senior asking herself what she's wearing.

I can't give a detailed precis of what went on because I must have passed out after about ten minutes, but I came to briefly to hear some person from the north of England (allegedly) telling us all about great child murders of the twentieth century.  I can't wait for next week, when perhaps we'll be treated to a pen portrait of the Stalinist purges, or Bergen-Belsen.

They offer competitive vacation packages there...

[albrecht]

The reindeer were an inspired prop. But sadly they starved to death because the stupid herder neglected to bring food and forgot Iceland is barren.

There are wild reindeer in Iceland and on even more forboding islands further north. They love to eat lichen and also will eat grasses, mushrooms, berries, etc (and places unlike Iceland where there are more trees eat leaves etc) it is claimed they will even resort to small mammals if needed. What I've always wondered is why the Native population in N.America not domesticate them as the Sami did in N.Europe and natives in Asia? I know there was a modern attempt to import domesticated reindeer to Alaska to try to improve the economy of the natives. Not sure on the success.

[Lilith]

I don't answer that late, I don't run a cab service like Yorkie.

I could have told you what he was wearing anyway, since we share the same tent. It's usually a pair of Superman PJs, unless I  can persuade him out of them once in a while.

You must have spotted my 31" Superman doll in my most recent video 

[WOTR]

Some things are best passed over in polite silence...

Your'e just jealous because they took YP's call and declined the long distance charges to talk with you. 

[WOTR]

Jaz did call in last week, didn't he? 

[21st Century Man]

Jaz did call in last week, didn't he? 

Si

[jazmunda]

Jaz did call in last week, didn't he? 

[Yorkshire pud]

Jaz did call in last week, didn't he? 

Yes, and that's why they'll never be another BC; he ruined their brand. Typical.

[starrmtn001]

Yes, and that's why they'll never be another BC; he ruined their brand. Typical.

One more shoe on the wall.

[WOTR]

One more shoe on the wall.

I had assumed that he notched his bedpost.

[starrmtn001]

I had assumed that he notched his bedpost.

He probably does that too.

[21st Century Man]

Excellent show, girls. Was hoping you all would have a show tonight but 'tis the season when things are crazy.  Catch you all later.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh the Broad Cast is still a thing. It's just that it takes 3 people (Chine, Curtis and me) and depending on people's schedules/work/family obligations, there may or may  not be a weekly show, but that's what we are working towards. 

[damon]

Oh the Broad Cast is still a thing. It's just that it takes 3 people (Chine, Curtis and me) and depending on people's schedules/work/family obligations, there may or may  not be a weekly show, but that's what we are working towards. 

When is the next most awesome show??