20131015 - Jim Sparks - Alien Encounters

[TumbleWeed]

what? I could make up a way better an d more detailed story. pffft. Like the time a ufo crashed on my Brazilian rubber plantation and I forced the Greys to work the rubber treest and fed them only plantains.

I'm cracking up over here.

[Catsmile]

what? I could make up a way better an d more detailed story. pffft. Like the time a ufo crashed on my Brazilian rubber plantation and I forced the Greys to work the rubber treest and fed them only plantains.

UGGG! Greys plantain farts. EW!
Gag me with an anal probe!

[Heather Wade]

wow The Jim is breaking down, he really had a hard time answering Arts lie detector questions and Art is pushing him, excellent. The Jim is HANGING himself with the rope provided by Art.

I'm hoping the callers finish him off.

[Spinner]

Art and Jim had this same conversation about the lie detector test during a previous interview.
Looks like no one has asked Jim to take a test yet.

[WhiteCrow]

I'd buy THE JIM's book for an Australian penny.

[dortmunder]

Now that's how you plug a book as a talk show radio guest, John Hogue!

[casioson]

Oh.. man.. would not it be crazy if he was "pulled" right now as he was talking on the phone?

[nofAcedAgent]

Can anyone point me to the link that South Park did about Whitley?

That was like, the first episode.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s01e01-cartman-gets-an-anal-probe

[Catsmile]

Can anyone point me to the link that South Park did about Whitley?

Season 1 Episode 1
I think.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s01e01-cartman-gets-an-anal-probe

[Ward]

I hope Andy gets in, a couple more hits like that and Jim will be down for the count. Andy anyone push him on the Lie Detector question.

[CRM 114]

FINALLY reptilians. those reptilians know how to party and DEFINATELY have sex organs just ask whatserface shes been booty calling them for years and singing about it.

[Ward]

Oh.. man.. would not it be crazy if he was "pulled" right now as he was talking on the phone?

The Jim pulls himself every night i bet....  sorry couldn't resist the pun.

[WildCard]

Art and Jim had this same conversation about the lie detector test during a previous interview.
Looks like no one has asked Jim to take a test yet.

Whitley's taken and passed a lie detector test. That doesn't stop almost everyone from assuming he's lying.

[Spinner]

Has anyone here ever seen a ufo?

Yep. Yep. Yep.

[Heather Wade]

Jeezus, I want to call and tell him about my implant then.  Sheesh!  There are many accounts of strange implants.  Doesn't make us as special as The Jim, I guess, but they happen.

[TumbleWeed]

He's starting to lose it a bit.

[jazmunda]

I got on again!

[coaster]

Whitley's taken and passed a lie detector test.

Of course he has. According to him, his wife, and his ufo enthusiast buddies.

[lonevoice]

FINALLY reptilians. those reptilians know how to party and DEFINATELY have sex organs just ask whatserface shes been booty calling them for years and singing about it.

Katy Perry?  Bwah!


Katy Perry - ET Lyrics.

[Cynnie]

Andrew sounded like he was in my bedroom !!

[Ward]

Whitley's taken and passed a lie detector test. That doesn't stop almost everyone from assuming he's lying.

Whitley also maybe honestly might have a very real difficulty distinguishing imagination from reality. Whit has even said people think that about him and they may be right.

[jazmunda]

Andrew sounded like he was in my bedroom !!

Turn around! boo!

[Ward]

Go get Him ANDY!

[eddie dean]

Art can have ads for a kicking baby seals service and i'd be okay

What about kicking seals with babys?
How would you feel then?
that is where I draw the line!

[WhiteCrow]

I'd buy THE JIM's book for an Australian penny.

I'd pay two penny's for Tennessee Jack's book if he'd learn how to write

[jazmunda]

Go get Him ANDY!

3-2 to me Ward.

[CRM 114]

I want to know more about the gurneys. did they have wheels? was one of the  wheels wobbly and did that gurney keep veering off and running into stuff? was there like a little grey that had a job maintaining the gurneys? or where they hover-gurneys? where they little grey sized gurneys and all uncomfortable or where they special gurneys sized for humans? DETAILS I WANT DETAILS.

[Cynnie]

What about kicking seals with babys?
How would you feel then?
that is where I draw the line!

Pfft..art would make it sound awesome

[Ward]

ehhh  Skype is only half a point (0.5)   

were still tied 

[coaster]

Jaz