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Quote from: paladin1991 on February 06, 2021, 01:30:59 AM
I thought you were holding a big brown cock and were spewing sperm.

I think that says more about you, than it does about me.



Fantasizing about big black dongs, and spouge.

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 06, 2021, 01:38:43 AM
How's your Ezpanhola?

No paparazzo!

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 06, 2021, 01:37:52 AM
For some reason i thought you were living in malaysia last year.

2 years ago now. Indonesia.

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 06, 2021, 01:36:54 AM
Really Azz, I thought you were holding a big brown dick and spewing sperm, [the] first time I saw [your current] avatar.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 06, 2021, 12:48:15 AM
Was that part of the lyrics? Oops.

Yup:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz3qeYQP0A

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 06, 2021, 12:48:15 AMAnyway, I come from a part of the world that used to not give a fuck if a man was a little light in the loafers. It was the gays going onandon about it and breathlessly telling everybody they meet about their faggotry that made it into such a big deal.

I think that's why I do it. Insecurity.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 06, 2021, 12:48:15 AMIs that your tea-stirring faggot uncle in that last bit? He's quite the story teller.

Indeed it is. Believe me, he's a lot to take in. I'd give you a couple hours alone in a room with him till you'd attempt suicide.

Kinda like Jack - with his TL;DR's. He just makes more sense.

Quote from: Stellar on February 05, 2021, 05:09:41 PM
666

AZZERAE we are living in that time I guess.

Say it ain't so!

We should do our sophomore show some time soon, friend.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 03:34:49 PM
The above statements are untrue and factually inaccurate. Why don't you post them? I would be happy to.

Because I don't have anything to prove. And I have much better things to do with my time.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 05, 2021, 10:24:01 PM
You know, as a rich white man, I thoroughly enjoyed this episode.

Did you omit "straight" for a reason?

Quote from: Nyewalker on February 05, 2021, 10:12:34 PM
Azzerae called it again

I did?

Quote from: Hog on February 05, 2021, 05:22:24 PM
who was the one that was crying about Jackstar is muddying up the forums...

DORK.

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

Quote from: Gunner65 on February 04, 2021, 08:58:22 PM
Three posts from Jackler that make no sense.  Stupid Jackler.

CHUUUCH

Quote from: Jackstar on February 04, 2021, 09:58:25 PM
42 ways to get off the res and she picks every single one of them, roundtrip Blackjack. I hope when she gets delivered they give her another cute little hat.

Quote from: polydipsia on February 04, 2021, 09:58:40 PM
I did do some research on a prominent Bellgab personality. Here it is...

Quote from: Nyewalker on February 04, 2021, 10:30:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZbdPCw3sxI

Move over, Howard Stern. We got a new King of All Content.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 12:44:50 AM
CALGON

Quote from: Gunner65 on February 04, 2021, 10:37:13 PM
the gay parade is canceled

What a pity.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 12:44:50 AM
I'm in Azzerae's World thread, talking about him and him and her...

Yeah. And I wish you weren't.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 01:10:45 AM
... Superman ...

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 01:23:46 AM
There is message in all numbers, and so it is helpful to never think of any aspect of the puzzle as the right or wrong for the right or wrong message, it is all message.

Oh yeah? Wat do you make of DCLXVI, smartypants?!

Quote from: Jackstar on February 05, 2021, 12:44:50 AM
I have lost count of how many snips of me talking to him that he ninja-posted on his server there are, were, or have been since I stepped away, because for one thing, that first half-test show was bullshit, and the five conversations we had and then he felt like telling the world... uh, that's not really what I had in mind, and essentially every time I've been doing anything with him, it's been axe and ass, and of course, because reasons, whenever what's her face hears his name "she claims" she starts shrieking and it's just the most awful thing.

I'l lbe honest. If it's that bad? Get a fucking paper back and start breathing into the bellows until a professional is found. But it's not really that bad. here's what is bad, I'm not buying the majority of this sample of whatever, and ever since this one time when she found a show on my youtube and then it starts playing and she's not "expecting" DVR, his voice is like 35 minutes, and she starts having a fucking cow so bad that she calls me up to whinge and mewl and bitch about how I "did not warn her" and I'm thinking... okay, wait, I guess... if he's terrible... and then I'm all WHERE THE FUCK IS DVR? and he's like down round the corner, like just hanging out.

if who is terrible? The fucking lawyer? I'm irritated beyond words. and I was lonely before. and I'm in Azzerae's World thread, talking about him and him and her and why the fuck is this going on? Well, you don't know this terrible clock. I could just die, I'm tired, and the shrieking for no fucking reason, now from all three of them, it is going to be a problem, and of course none of them will give a shit, they are built for being cheap fucks. The fallout from this event continues to build and will build to an immense crashing crescendo. Cool.

Nevertheless after months of talking to these losers that lead to someone elsewhere all new drama stood up again, and I never wished to hear any of it, mostly I don't wish to liver here, and meanwhile according to the basketcase I've been knocking around with she needs some baskets and some ice creams and a really nice sleep on the bed, and I don't really give a shit and now I don't want the fucking thing and none of it is very enthusiastic. That has a lot to do with this one whining and complaining and then the other one that way too and you know what? Fuck your couch. I don't wanna hear it. you get it? fuck you Grapefruit. No fucking wonder it was like that, you knew exactly what I was doing and you just watched me. and the other thing. oh yeah, trafficast.


Every damn one of them is off the bloody hook with all their whacked out psychodrama. I myself am merely... tired. So tired. I've been through three cycles of this? Perhaps more depending on count but I am out of bounds at this point. So tired of this screeching at me from all corners.

I do not even as yet have an estimation of the number of actors involved. There are definite actors. Also, individuals morph in and out of acting roles as needs desire. It is a remarkable phenomenon.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stab my eyes out with this rusty CALGON.

I nominate Spookcat, to summarise - and explain: 'The Diary of a Mad White Man.'

Quote from: pate on February 05, 2021, 01:45:17 AM
JaxTar gets touchy about his "brand" sometimes.

Fuck him.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 04, 2021, 08:36:47 PM
Log

now do I I defy

MALA. Woe-Is-Me Because I'm -beast incapable

So I kicked

fucking Tubbo Mayo surely

No you look. I know. I KNOW. This "whoops!"

I don't see into another fucking hazard Groundbreaker. TBQH  complete disdain classy or

I'm unwilling revenge rape off

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 04, 2021, 10:00:17 PM
Huh! Oh ya, but she was confused about who you are. I thought you said you straightened it out within the conversation ... That's different than being accused.

I imagine you might recover.

This is like picking up a pirate radio transmission in a filling, and unavoidably eavesdropping scandalous dialogue of some kind.

Quote from: pate on February 05, 2021, 03:13:38 AM
That is Fake Noose, let me fact-check and debunk that for you:

the mRNA for the vaccine is obtained from aborted fetii that carried the "gay-gene" and were thus preemptively aborted so they/them would not have to be thrown off a roof when they were all grown up (also known as a "super-late-term abortion").

Theythe hobo elite are also working on a vaccine against Mental Retardation using all the aborted fetii that carry the "retard-gene":  apparently they want more material and are proposing "super-late-term abortions" from the appropriate slice of the general population (about time, damint)...

-p

Incredibly moving finds, Professor Pate. I'll treat this vaccine rubbish as if its intravenous AIDS, just to be on the safe side.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 05, 2021, 04:36:58 AM
Kill that whacky cooky funky whacky cooky fucking guy in the whitehouse...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RChbQzWIU20

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 04, 2021, 01:45:12 PM
Falkie

will die alone, unmourned, and unloved.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 04, 2021, 01:46:20 PM
I think that they think that we’re somehow entertained by it and that it’s most likely all just “performance art.” It’s just not a performance I care to see anymore.

I don't think she's very into it at all, anymore. But thats just, like, my opinion, man.

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 04, 2021, 01:48:57 PM
In Palm Springs right?

Nah, man. Babahoyo. Ecuador.

Quote from: albrecht on February 04, 2021, 01:51:06 PM
It would seem to be a trope in movies and books. But personally I know two people, both of whom are divorced, one of which is real psychiatrist, so got the real MD degree, the other is just a 'counselor' so only a Master's. But one divorced and daughter is 'estranged' and in, and out, of lesbian relationships and with some "substance abuse issues." The other- even better- has been paying alimony for YEARS because of the vagaries of NY law and his Ex doesn't remarry but lives with another guy and no common law marriage there so- keep paying. I'm not sure where it stands now, haven't seen him in years, not blood relation. But heard him bitch about it over some Scotch at a wedding years ago.

I believe Onan (of the Gang of Four) was a shrink.