Things I Learnt On BellGab

[aldousburbank]

Horseys make their own porn.

There is no god and everybody who thinks that there is should go to hell.

WRITING IN ALL CAPS MEANS YOU ARE PROBABLY CRAZY.

The dude still abides, online.

SoMe people are weirder than me. So it's ok.

Don't feed the trolls, but if you do, give them something that gives them heartburn or trips them out.

Not all Ausie dudes are gay.

It's not that there's a lot of weirdos on the interwebs, it's that craigslist axe murders take out the wrong people. (Apologies Mr. Clemens for the modernized plagiarism.)

George's Mustache is not a hideous creature as I once thought.  It is a WMD.

There will never be another Lena.

There will never be another Art.

And other stuff what I forget to remember.

[eyenoeyeno]

WRITING IN ALL CAPS MEANS YOU ARE PROBABLY CRAZY.

I COULDN'T CHANGE IT IF I WOULD

[Gd5150]

I learn't that Art built his show with listeners from all sides of the political spectrum. And Noory has driven away listeners from all sides of the political spectrum.

Before BellGab I never knew how much I loved Haiku.

[wr250]

I learn't that Art built his show with listeners from all sides of the political spectrum. And Noory has driven away listeners from all sides of the political spectrum.

Before BellGab I never knew how much I loved Haiku.

fixed

[eyenoeyeno]

fixed

Jeeze how'd he miss that

[UnscreenedCaller]

I learned that box fans are hot commodities, that you should always pray for Goatsy and George Noory only loves us when Art has a show. When Art doesn't have a show, we're not even vaguely loveable.

[jazmunda]

Not all Ausie dudes are gay.

We're not?

[eyenoeyeno]

http://youtu.be/qnydFmqHuVo

[pate]

Listen/read before readingresponding/spouting off...  I seem to be tired of data-mining old threads/topics....

My whole beef that I cannot seem to find the proper forum for is/are "Annoying Commercials"


I find the latest batch of "GOT JUNK" to be complete JUNK.  There was an earlier incarnation of the same involving purportedly a MacDonald's line that I figured was due to my bad hearing,this latest is beyond all pales....

Suffice to say it has officially gotten annoying;  "GOT JUNK" ?!?!

They are junk, and only interested in what little profit they can get from JUNK...

[pate]

http://youtu.be/qnydFmqHuVo

Jorch has defined all the species I need (as per recent raidio prog) so why should I care about others eating habits?  Pizza Rolls are apparently fodder for ignoramouses, why should I care?

[pate]

Prolly, rong plaice to put:

whyforever angry w'if Sting?


The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger

NotSure....

[Daggit]

A pedophile and an over sharer are more popular than Art Bell.

[ItsOver]

I'm not the only one who thinks George Noory sucks.  Whew, that was a relief.

[Kelt]

A pedophile and an over sharer are more popular than Art Bell.

Who's a paedophile?



http://youtu.be/fTaKDnSIb4c

[3OctaveFart]

I am consistently amazed the disparate parts of this community are linked by an admiration for Art Bell. In that vein somebody like Casio and I share a commonality.

[b_dubb]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

[Heather Wade]

There is untold kindness on the interwebs. 


There is incredible asshattery on the interwebs.


Taintco's products are rarely safe.


Jaz will never get tired of sending me coq pics every dang night.


One can call the GabCast and "talk to the internet" (I'm looking at you Jackstar)


George Nooron sucks so bad it's funny.


I'm not the only one who calls him The Nooron, & I totally thought I made that one up.  Apparently that word is in our collective unconscious.


&


Sometimes Art talks to us!  (Can you effin believe Art actually reads & posts here??  He does!!!)


Art's user name is actually Art Bell, believe it or not.


I'm a BellGab loser, but vaguely loveable.





And... pancakes are happy.

[ksm32]

I'm a BellGab loser.

Really? You're at the cool kids lunch table.  

Don't claim to be one of us losers who eat in the hall or in the "pot guy"s van.   All woman are treated well here at BellGab because frankly, it primarily consists of sausage.

[Heather Wade]

Really? You're at the cool kids lunch table.  

Don't claim to be one of us losers who eat in the hall or in the "pot guy"s van.   All woman are treated well here at BellGab because frankly, it primarily consists of sausage.

Well... there was that one time I might have been seen near the "pot guy's" van.  Heh heh.  I say loser in the best way possible, and by "best way", I mean absolutely joking. 


Chicks dig Art Bell, man!   

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

There is untold kindness on the interwebs. 

There is incredible asshattery on the interwebs.

I'm a BellGab loser, but vaguely loveable.

And... pancakes are happy.

Nice one, (Redacted)!  This should be the new Daily Affirmation for every BellGabber! 

Happy Festive Holiday Pancake for that!

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[nooryisawesome]

Casiogab and Falkiegab sucks. There is no news on Art Bell no will there be for months. People are worn out of disliking Gnoory and have in large part moved on, just like most of C2C listeners.

[Eddie Coyle]

Casiogab and Falkiegab sucks. There is no news on Art Bell no will there be for months. People are worn out of disliking Gnoory and have in large part moved on, just like most of C2C listeners.

    I wish Art would burn down a church full of typhoon refugees or some shit, ANYTHING, to get the Casio/Drone faggery momentarily sidelined.

[area51drone]

Casiogab and Falkiegab sucks. There is no news on Art Bell no will there be for months. People are worn out of disliking Gnoory and have in large part moved on, just like most of C2C listeners.

It's pretty clear to me that when Art is active, or there is something going with regards to Art, the board is laser focused on him again.   Casio and Falkie are just fill in material, like any other thread on this board.  Make no mistake, the board is called BellGab for a reason.  We're all here because we love Art, and I'm sure most of us want him back - that's two things I hope we can all agree on.

[nooryisawesome]

    I wish Art would burn down a church full of typhoon refugees or some shit, ANYTHING, to get the Casio/Drone faggery momentarily sidelined.

Pretty much, the Casio thing is much more disturbing, I dislike he still uses bellgab, after being banned, as a place of promotion because other people keep posting his shit videos. He needs mental help.

[Eddie Coyle]

Pretty much, the Casio thing is much more disturbing, I dislike he still uses bellgab, after being banned, as a place of promotion because other people keep posting his shit videos. He needs mental help.

    I find his apostle(IQ51CasioClone) even more annoying than he is. The Falkie folderol is high culture by comparison.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I learnt:

Yes.  https://kickass.so/the-ultimate-art-bell-collection-t9013613.html

Torrent contains every known epsiode we can find except a few SIT shows that ran after its completion. However, SIT has gone to replaying only shows that are in the torrent the last few months. So really it is only a handful of known that are missing, I think it is like five or something. Jazmunda has them, I keep hopping he will make a torrent of the missing episodes.

[WOTR]

I learned that there are actually people who have paid to be coast insiders (I used to think it was just a "made up" club and that nobody had ever signed up.)


Also, from spending too much time in the politics forum I have learned that "president Osama" is out to destroy the country.


Also, I learned that people who dislike Jorch Noory are, for the most part, far more creative and interesting than the man who managed to bring us all together.  (By that, I mean George, himself.  Not MV.)

[Richard West]

Pretty much, the Casio thing is much more disturbing, I dislike he still uses bellgab, after being banned, as a place of promotion because other people keep posting his shit videos. He needs mental help.

if you don't like it don't read the thread

[nooryisawesome]

if you don't like it don't read the thread

Everyone knows your that Casio. Seek help.

[Richard West]

Everyone knows your that Casio. Seek help.

i am not casio, but i am not going to prove it.

don't believe me, then it fucking sucks to be you then asshole