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Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #540 on: February 07, 2017, 10:10:15 PM »
Great Italian Sex

The Russian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body with salo (pork fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five minutes at the end!”

The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for ten minutes!”

The Italian man said, “Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours!”

The other two men were stunned.

The amazed Frenchman asked, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?”

The Italian said, “I wiped my hands on the bedspread.”

lol Yeah, and never use her curtains to wipe your privates off. ...live and learn...  ;D

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #541 on: March 01, 2017, 08:58:58 PM »
The late, great Mitch Hedberg:

I used to do acid on occasion. When I used to do acid it was strange. I used to see things, like beams of light. And hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #542 on: March 01, 2017, 09:08:01 PM »
My fave Mitch line:  I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #543 on: March 01, 2017, 09:13:28 PM »
My fave Mitch line:  I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

People should always avoid jellyfish when swimming in the ocean...unless they're Smuckers jellyfish and then they're delicious.  8)

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #544 on: March 01, 2017, 10:30:23 PM »
How do you stop Trump from drinking the coolaid?

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #545 on: December 09, 2017, 08:31:11 AM »
How the creators of Airplane! pulled off one of the funniest jokes we’ve ever heard

http://thelaughbutton.com/features/creators-airplane-pulled-off-one-funniest-jokes-weve-ever-heard/

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #546 on: December 09, 2017, 08:36:40 AM »
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Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #547 on: December 09, 2017, 01:29:31 PM »

Re: Any Good Jokes?
« Reply #548 on: December 09, 2017, 01:39:11 PM »
How the creators of Airplane! pulled off one of the funniest jokes we’ve ever heard

http://thelaughbutton.com/features/creators-airplane-pulled-off-one-funniest-jokes-weve-ever-heard/
A little tongue in cheek?  Eh? ::)