SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM!

[kf5iwe]

 I was so happy to see FT ROCK has escaped the Chi-Coms that I quit my job as a deputy sheriff to stay here and wait for his next missive

[The General]

THIS FROM SCORPION ARMY INTELLIGENCE:

ART BELL'S "DARK MATTER" NEVER HAD A CHANCE. THE CLEAR CHANNEL BONE IS CONNECTED TO THE SIRIUS RADIO BONE. THE CORPORATIONS TOOK OUR VICTORY AWAY LIKE A STACKED-DECK CASINO. ART WILL BE BACK BY SUMMER WITH THE SHORTWAVE/INTERNET/KTNN-AM 660 CONNECTION.

"OVER HILL AND DALE ART WILL CONTROL THE MEDIA FROM THE DESERT OF THE SEA"


more dispatches latter from the Scorpion Army Propaganda Ministry!

All we need now is for KTNN Navajo Nation to carry the show, and we'll have to admit Fort Rock is some kind of prophet.  Still, even without KTNN, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

[aldousburbank]

All we need now is for KTNN Navajo Nation to carry the show, and we'll have to admit Fort Rock is some kind of prophet.  Still, even without KTNN, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Fort Rockadamus

[munbeam666]

Fort Rockadamus

We have our own Pet Ft Rock

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc6FmZCT0Zc

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