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SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM!

Started by FortRock, February 14, 2014, 03:21:46 PM

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nooryisawesome

#60
February 27, 2014, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: wr250 on February 26, 2014, 09:26:46 PM
and keep reid from drawing up more dumb laws

Exactly, the way it is now I'd rather have the government do nothing, because all they do is fuck shit up worse than it is.

So Reid and other retards in Washington  can do something worthwhile and get art bell back on the air. Not that they are trying.

Mind Flayer Monk

#61
February 28, 2014, 08:59:47 PM
Fortrock have you thought about video recording yourself raising scorpions and then posting it on youtube?

There is this guy posting videos The Duck Adventure and he is stealing your thunder.

FortRock

#62
March 03, 2014, 09:57:25 PM
SCORPION ARMY NEWS BULLETIN:

RUSSIA AND THE UKRAINE, ISRAEL AND IRAN, AND THE USA AND CHINA. IN THIS CLIMATE ART BEGINS HIS QUICK RETURN!

Bart Ell

#63
March 03, 2014, 10:03:34 PM
MICKEY AND MINNIE, ITCHY AND SCRATCHY, PHILADELPHIA AND CREAM CHEESE. THIS IS WHAT ART WATCHED, AND ATE TODAY.

PHILADELPHIA? YES, GAY TOM HANKS INSPIRES ART.

jazmunda

#64
March 03, 2014, 10:26:13 PM
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 03, 2014, 10:03:34 PM
MICKEY AND MINNIE, ITCHY AND SCRATCHY, PHILADELPHIA AND CREAM CHEESE. THIS IS WHAT ART WATCHED, AND ATE TODAY.

PHILADELPHIA? YES, GAY TOM HANKS INSPIRES ART.

Is France Poochie?

aldousburbank

#65
March 03, 2014, 11:38:43 PM
The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Experiment

Designx

#66
March 04, 2014, 12:08:53 AM
I drive past Fort Rock rd. every time I'm heading towards Flagstaff - I always look off to the side from the interstate - nothing there but an antenna and something that looks like an outhouse.

wr250

#69
March 18, 2014, 10:00:35 AM
no news from the SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM?

HaveAccess

#70
March 25, 2014, 09:09:59 PM
Yeah!

We need YouTube!

Scorpion Army Ministry Of Propaganda...

Broadcasting in 237 languages and dialects...
(Exaggerate a little bit!)
No more lies and hackneyed cliches!
(Exaggerate a lot!)

wr250

#71
April 28, 2014, 02:27:16 PM
SCORPION ARMY NEWS BULLETIN:

ART BELL WILL BE TEAMING UP WITH STELLAR AND JACKSTAR FOR A SPECIAL REPORT ON FLIGHT 370. THEY WILL BROADCAST FROM A SECRET LOCATION ON DIEGO GARCIA. STAY TUNED

....

pate

#73
May 01, 2014, 04:12:23 AM
BS.  WE NEEDED FUNDS AND PARTED OUT FLIGHT 370 IN SOMALIA, BLACK MARKET SALE OF ENGINES ALONE NETTED ONE MILLION(US).  MONEY WAS NEEDED TO CONDUCT OPERATIONS IN UKRAINE WITH LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY FROM BASE OF OPS IN UGANDA.  SCORPION ARMY HAS SIGNED NON-AGRESSION PACT WITH L.R.A. WILL SPLIT UKRAINE WITH RUSSIA, AND BUILD FIRST OF SERIES OF FREE RADIO TOWERS IN NEW WORLD.  AFTER FIRST TOWER CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE, WILL RENDEVOUS IN ARIZONA WITH BUNDY PATRIOT ARMY TO COMPLETE LONG PLANNED SECOND RADIO TOWER ON INDIAN/BLM LANDS.  FROM OFFICIAL SOURCE.  BREAK BREAK BREAK

FortRock

#75
May 29, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
SCORPION ARMY NEWS BULLETIN:

ART BELL RETURNING SHORTLY TO AN ONLINE SOURCE CLOSE TO YOU. ART HAS RECIEVED A LEGAL OPINION THAT THE NON-COMPETE DOES NOT APPLY TO INTERNET RADIO HOSTING OR TO A SHOW BROADCAST FROM AN OVERSEAS SHORTWAVE RADIO STATION. WATCH THE LARRY KING CONNECTION TO BELL, IS AN RT CONNECTION TO COME?

THE RETURN OF ART IS CONNECTED TO THE SWEEPING RISE OF HILLARY CLINTON'S 2016 CHAMPAIGN. REMEMBER THIS TRIAD; HILLARY CLINTON / LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S SECRET UFO RESEARCH PROJECT BOOK / ART BELL. THE QUESTION TO BE ASKING, "WAS ART BELL AT LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S WYOMING RANCH DURING THE CLINTON VISIT OF THE 1990'S?"

ART BELL'S "DESERT OF THE SEA RADIO" TO RETURN BY LATE SEPTEMBER!!!

wr250

#76
May 29, 2014, 12:09:41 PM
Quote from: FortRock on May 29, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
SCORPION ARMY NEWS BULLETIN:

ART BELL RETURNING SHORTLY TO AN ONLINE SOURCE CLOSE TO YOU. ART HAS RECIEVED A LEGAL OPINION THAT THE NON-COMPETE DOES NOT APPLY TO INTERNET RADIO HOSTING OR TO A SHOW BROADCAST FROM AN OVERSEAS SHORTWAVE RADIO STATION. WATCH THE LARRY KING CONNECTION TO BELL, IS AN RT CONNECTION TO COME?

THE RETURN OF ART IS CONNECTED TO THE SWEEPING RISE OF HILLARY CLINTON'S 2016 CHAMPAIGN. REMEMBER THIS TRIAD; HILLARY CLINTON / LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S SECRET UFO RESEARCH PROJECT BOOK / ART BELL. THE QUESTION TO BE ASKING, "WAS ART BELL AT LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S WYOMING RANCH DURING THE CLINTON VISIT OF THE 1990'S?"

ART BELL'S "DESERT OF THE SEA RADIO" TO RETURN BY LATE SEPTEMBER!!!

the ocean is a desert with all its life underground, and the perfect disguise above.

Juan

#77
May 29, 2014, 01:08:27 PM
LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER DIED JULY 11, 2004. ON JULY 11, 2004, ART HOSTED COAST AND HIS GUEST WAS THE NOW ALSO DECEASED DR. EVELYN PAGLINI, PRACTITIONER AND TEACHER OF NATURAL MAGIC.

OBVIOUSLY THIS PROVES IT.

Bart Ell

#78
May 29, 2014, 01:12:14 PM
THE RULES OF THE GAME HAVE CHANGED! TERMS OF ENDEARMENT NOW APPLY AND KRAMER VS KRAMER WAS A FALSE FLAG!

CAROL KING SEEN LEAVING THE BELL COMPOUND ON 13TH MAY 20FOURTEEN WITH 2 BRIEFCASES AND A SNICKERS! WEEK 20TH MAY TWO014 NERD HERD VEHICLE SEEN DELIVERING NEW TECHNOLOGY VIA TV INVENTED TECHNICAL SUPPORT.

ALL COMES TOGETHER DUE TO 17 YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH A MR. ALVIN JAZEERA WHO HELPED ART MILK A CAT NAMED BOBO. THE ENDTIMES ARE ONLY THE HALF WAY TIMES WHEN USING A CALCULATOR WATCH GIVEN TO ART.

SEPTEMBER 204TEEN IS THE START OF "ART BELL UNDER WATER OVER AIR"

dungiven

#79
May 29, 2014, 04:43:37 PM
Damn it's good to see Ft. Rock is back...I'm all in again.

jazmunda

#80
May 29, 2014, 05:28:15 PM
Sometimes I read Fort Rock's posts and forget that he is batshit delusional and have a glimmer of hope that he is either prescient or Art Bell in drag.

heater

#81
May 29, 2014, 05:31:39 PM
Quote from: FortRock on May 29, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
SCORPION ARMY NEWS BULLETIN:

ART BELL RETURNING SHORTLY TO AN ONLINE SOURCE CLOSE TO YOU. ART HAS RECIEVED A LEGAL OPINION THAT THE NON-COMPETE DOES NOT APPLY TO INTERNET RADIO HOSTING OR TO A SHOW BROADCAST FROM AN OVERSEAS SHORTWAVE RADIO STATION. WATCH THE LARRY KING CONNECTION TO BELL, IS AN RT CONNECTION TO COME?

THE RETURN OF ART IS CONNECTED TO THE SWEEPING RISE OF HILLARY CLINTON'S 2016 CHAMPAIGN. REMEMBER THIS TRIAD; HILLARY CLINTON / LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S SECRET UFO RESEARCH PROJECT BOOK / ART BELL. THE QUESTION TO BE ASKING, "WAS ART BELL AT LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S WYOMING RANCH DURING THE CLINTON VISIT OF THE 1990'S?"

ART BELL'S "DESERT OF THE SEA RADIO" TO RETURN BY LATE SEPTEMBER!!!

Nailed it, sir!

heater

#83
May 29, 2014, 05:39:44 PM
Quote from: b_dubb on May 29, 2014, 05:35:24 PM
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN

THE AWESOMENESS IN THIS THREAD IS NOT

heater

#85
May 29, 2014, 06:39:31 PM
the most important rule is there are no rules unless my captain, Ft. Rock says so.

Catsmile

#86
May 29, 2014, 06:47:49 PM
Quote from: themudking on May 29, 2014, 06:39:31 PM
the most important rule is there are no rules unless my captain, Ft. Rock says so.

Rule: 12

McPhallus

#89
May 30, 2014, 11:06:58 AM

I have to give you credit, FortRock, for lasting longer than any of the other shithead trolls that've plagued this forum.

Quote from: FortRock on May 29, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
SCORPION ARMY NEWS BULLETIN:

ART BELL RETURNING SHORTLY TO AN ONLINE SOURCE CLOSE TO YOU. ART HAS RECIEVED A LEGAL OPINION THAT THE NON-COMPETE DOES NOT APPLY TO INTERNET RADIO HOSTING OR TO A SHOW BROADCAST FROM AN OVERSEAS SHORTWAVE RADIO STATION. WATCH THE LARRY KING CONNECTION TO BELL, IS AN RT CONNECTION TO COME?

THE RETURN OF ART IS CONNECTED TO THE SWEEPING RISE OF HILLARY CLINTON'S 2016 CHAMPAIGN. REMEMBER THIS TRIAD; HILLARY CLINTON / LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S SECRET UFO RESEARCH PROJECT BOOK / ART BELL. THE QUESTION TO BE ASKING, "WAS ART BELL AT LAURENCE ROCKAFELLER'S WYOMING RANCH DURING THE CLINTON VISIT OF THE 1990'S?"

ART BELL'S "DESERT OF THE SEA RADIO" TO RETURN BY LATE SEPTEMBER!!!
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