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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: GravitySucks on January 06, 2018, 11:51:46 AM
Frikkin douche lost the protective eye cup already. It is supposed to keep him from rubbing the eyeball in his sleep to let the sutures heal without distorting the shape of the cornea.

If he fucks up the shape, the astigmatism will be worse than before.


Well he'll just have to improvise.  Adapt.  Overcome.



Quote from: SredniVashtar on January 06, 2018, 11:49:49 AM
No. A trunk is what Yorkie packed when he said goodbye to the circus.

(Probably only Yorkie would get that one, but never mind.)

To Bombay a travelling circus came
They brought an intelligent elephant
And Nellie was her name

One dark night she slipped her iron chain
And off she ran to Hindustan
And was never seen again

Oooooooooooooooooo...

[Chorus:]
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And trundled off to the jungle
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade
She looked so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to perform
They taught her how to take a bow
And she took the crowd by storm

Oooooooooooooooooo...

[Chorus x2]

The head of the heard was calling far far away
They met one night in silver light
On the road to Mandalay

Oooooooooooooooooo...

GravitySucks

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 06, 2018, 12:03:16 PM
Well he'll just have to improvise.  Adapt.  Overcome.


As well if he would have an athletic supporter.

Is there a 7-11 nearby?


Quote from: GravitySucks on January 06, 2018, 12:06:04 PM
As well if he would have an athletic supporter.

Is there a 7-11 nearby?



Of course......  That's much better.  The only time he breaks a sweat is when he's trying to clean up after defecating.

^^^^^^ That was uncalled for.  Sorry thread.  I'd delete it but we need all the help we can get on the March to 3,000

Swishypants

I imagine he has a bidet but only uses it for sexual gratification.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 06, 2018, 12:10:46 PM
only uses it for sexual gratification.

That sums up why I allow Shreddy to continue posting here.

In Trump's America we refer to it as "paying the rent."

Swishypants

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 06, 2018, 12:14:44 PM
That sums up why I allow Shreddy to continue posting here.

In Trump's America we refer to it as "paying the rent."

Maybe you could just try a bit harder and work at a glory hole! The pay is "eternity!" Sweet, tangy eternity!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 06, 2018, 12:09:22 PM
^^^^^^ That was uncalled for.  Sorry thread.  I'd delete it but we need all the help we can get on the March to 3,000

I think we'll get to 3000 before March. (geddit?)



Swishypants

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 06, 2018, 12:24:49 PM
I don't care.. I still love toast and jam for breakfast. Spitfire.

Don't forget to toss that salad for dinner Sting!




pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 06, 2018, 11:44:58 AM
But wait...you guys DO call trunks boots, no? ???

Trunks are called trousers, not boots.  I believe they incorrectly reefer to what you are talking about as a portmanteaux, I think it is some silly word from Welch or something like that.  They like to preserve their aincestral linguistic roots, and interestingly enough the "ecks" in portmanteaux is silent unlike the pronunciation of that other Welch (or is it Gaelic?) word fillet.

That is the strange thing about the Anglishers, they like to preserve the cultural identity of words that are uniquely Britlerian.  It's sort of their way of showing off how they are just regular joes, not some snobbish culturally superior poms.

They are strange buggers, but like to be inclusive.  It is interesting to look into their habit of buggery, and how they gained that appellation that is commonly used around the world when talking about the Anglish.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: pate on January 06, 2018, 01:37:11 PM
Trunks are called trousers, not boots.  I believe they incorrectly reefer to what you are talking about as a portmanteaux, I think it is some silly word from Welch or something like that.  They like to preserve their aincestral linguistic roots, and interestingly enough the "ecks" in portmanteaux is silent unlike the pronunciation of that other Welch (or is it Gaelic?) word fillet.

That is the strange thing about the Anglishers, they like to preserve the cultural identity of words that are uniquely Britlerian.  It's sort of their way of showing off how they are just regular joes, not some snobbish culturally superior poms.

They are strange buggers, but like to be inclusive.  It is interesting to look into their habit of buggery, and how they gained that appellation that is commonly used around the world when talking about the Anglish.



pate

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 06, 2018, 01:43:46 PM


I appreciate Anglish culture.

I love the British national motto "Rum, buggery and the lash."

It really sums what y'all are about succinctly without using all those troublesome words for the non-native Anglish speakers.  Plus the archaic syntax and like stuff ain't there neither.  That Anglish is clearly not a hodgepodge of a bunch of other barbarian tongues and invented from whole Britlish cloth on the island is always amazing to me.  I also appreciate how y'all deign to enlighten us rubes not born on God's Isle on the proper pronounce-E-ayshun of worlds that have always historically been uniquely Brhitlerian.

Cheers!

paladin1991

Quote from: SredniVashtar on January 06, 2018, 08:45:10 AM
The thought also occurred to me that I was naked from the waist down. Business had been slow recently, and after getting up at the crack of noon today I had neglected to pull on my form-fitting business shorts. While my client was busily slapping away a few rats, that had emerged from my home office/couch in quest of donut crumbs, I grabbed Pancake (one of my beloved kitties) and placed her over my groin. I am a private dick, not a public one.

Quick thinking!  Grabbing a pussy ala Trump to cover your micro Hillary dick. 

Wait.

Is this the right thread?


damon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_maYHFcDnw
this video, George talks about crazy people. I wonder what the crazy people think about George? I think they would say " at least i am not as crazy as that fat fuck." :o
Also he talks about casio too.

damon

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 06, 2018, 01:53:25 PM



Daaaay-Mon!  You're back?  Game on!
You are the best paladin. Most Marines like you are AWESOME.

Swishypants

Quote from: damon on January 06, 2018, 01:57:19 PM
You are the best paladin. Most Marines like you are AWESOME.

Awesome at smashing beer cans with their butt-cheeks and keeping 1970's trailers from falling over somehow!

SredniVashtar

Quote from: damon on January 06, 2018, 01:57:19 PM
You are the best paladin. Most Marines like you are AWESOME.

Yeah, they still talk about his exploits in the first Gulf War. Took down a party of 20 ragheads all by himself and sodomised every one of them.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: damon on January 06, 2018, 01:55:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_maYHFcDnw
this video, George talks about crazy people. I wonder what the crazy people think about George? I think they would say " at least i am not as crazy as that fat fuck." :o
Also he talks about casio too.


He doesn't know what it is, be he seems to attract the nuts.. Kindred spirits?

GravitySucks

Quote from: SredniVashtar on January 06, 2018, 02:04:26 PM
Yeah, they still talk about his exploits in the first Gulf War. Took down a party of 20 ragheads all by himself and sodomised Sadaamized every one of them.

FIFY



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