The Black Sword of the Pissed Off Realm

[Camazotz Automat]

****ADMIN EDIT**** ignore this message.  i had a problem merging this topic.

[Camazotz Automat]

When Noory Says something that TRULY just PISSES ME OFF to the point of becoming physically ill ...

Before experiencing arrhythmia, blurred vision, or before committing homicide, I come here to confess my sins...

The Black Sword of the Pissed Off Realm feeds the need for bleed.

[Camazotz Automat]

3:43 AM CDST

"Do you ever wake up and just feel strange?"

Noory inserted this question during a discussion of cardiac problems.  When the guest, Christian Wilde, asked if George meant "strange" from a cardiac perspective, George answered, "No. Mentally."  George then asked, "Could you be having strokes?"

Also, Wilde correctly anticipated the top of the hour was up and was telling George goodnight.  This was like shooting fish in a barrel for Noory, who ALWAYS screws up the sign off and rushes everyone away.   But no.  Noory refuses to shoot this fish, no doubt SCARED TO DEATH he will have to carry the show on his own for two minutes.

Noory veritably screams in that fake-ass carnival barker shit manner: "WHERE YA GOIN'? YOU STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES!  LET'S TAKE ANOTHER CALL!"

The final call turned out to be a complicated question, and a stupid caller at that, who wouldn't let Wilde ask questions, and ultimately, GEORGE FUCKING CUT THE CALLER OFF BECAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF TIME!.

George then proclaimed "Well, that's our contribution to mankind!"

What a DELUSIONAL TWIT!!!!!!!

Someone crucify me with rusty spikes onto a creosote soaked railroad cross TAU!

NOORY IS AN IDIOTIC BUMBLING FUMBLING CHOWDER HEAD.

CAMAZOTZ  AUTOMAT

[Meegle]

Amen!

It's kind of pathetic (for me) how much George can set me off. Can't I envision a more inspired form of living for myself? It is nice now to have this board as a resource (ala group therapy) so that I don't have to feel alone in my ire and/or hold in my bitterness towards hearing this idiot...

Why don't I just stop listening? (somewhat rhetorically)

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I find George to be more amusing than angering. He's almost completely predictable...and that's what really makes him boring. Yet, simultaneously, his "Norryisms" are also funny for this reason. He's pretty much two-dimensional. You know, he's the perfect candidate for a radio-based drinking game.

..Wait..that gives me an idea.

"Gosh!" *chugs*

Anyways. I do admit, he's annoying though. He often lets completely moronic guests and callers babble on endlessly, while constantly interrupting interesting callers and guests with idiotic questions or non sequitur commentary. THAT'S what gets me about him. The Norryisms and grammatical blunders are probably his best assets, as he's not working with much else to amuse or interest me.

[Camazotz Automat]

I find George to be more amusing than angering.

Excellent attitude and ability, Pirate.   Would that I could indefinitely run at such normal operating temperatures.

I cycle - going for long stretches of gently deconstructing Noory while attempting to write humorous (admittedly, sometimes obscure) bits for the site.  For me, it's all about the humor and pulling in a particular slice of the demographic pie for MV, while taking a break from work to write whatever pops into my head. 

99% of the time, I am having a damn good time when posting.

But every so often, I come to a boil.  In that situation, it turns into a purging due to "intellectual frustration" and "sheer disbelief" at what I just heard Noory say.  It makes one wish for a punching bag adjacent to the computer desk.  Punching bags are excellent discharge mechanisms.  Perhaps one of the best.

I tune in sporadically and that lowers a certain type of resistance.  You come back after a few days and hear him and you just want to take a fucking hammer to the radio. 

Despite my cycling, or my off and on listening, Noory's suck factor remains remarkably intact, efficient and dependable - approaching a point of violating entropic principles.  How can he JUST KEEP ON SUCKING?!

It's beyond human.  It's beyond suck.

CAMAZOTZ  AUTOMAT

[Camazotz Automat]

Amen!

It's kind of pathetic (for me) how much George can set me off. Can't I envision a more inspired form of living for myself? It is nice now to have this board as a resource (ala group therapy) so that I don't have to feel alone in my ire and/or hold in my bitterness towards hearing this idiot...

Why don't I just stop listening? (somewhat rhetorically)

Agreed.  The board is definitely cathartic. It will be interesting tracking the site's  evolution as membership grows, increasing "the therapy" so to speak.

The bigger the group becomes, the more revealing the gestalt ... until eventually the site itself becomes sentient.  The rising of the beast... A precursor to the end of time.... the complete destruction of....

Ooops.  Nekkid inbound pics from Spikegirl.  Gotta run.

CAMAZOTZ  AUTOMAT

[MV/Liberace!]

Ooops.  Nekkid inbound pics from Spikegirl.  Gotta run.

HAHA

[Spikegirl]

Ooops.  Nekkid inbound pics from Spikegirl.  Gotta run.

CAMAZOTZ  AUTOMAT

LOL! Glad everything got to you OK.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

LOL! Glad everything got to you OK.

Nice. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Spikegirl]

Nice. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[MV/Liberace!]

i get the feeling lots of people are being left out of the loop here, myself excluded, of course, since i'm married.

[Spikegirl]

i get the feeling lots of people are being left out of the loop here, myself excluded, of course, since i'm married.

Not everyone has been excluded. I sent Ev some pics, too.


(JUST JOKING! I see the drinking has started early on this Friday night! )

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

i get the feeling lots of people are being left out of the loop here, myself excluded, of course, since i'm married.

Of course.

Not everyone has been excluded. I sent Ev some pics, too.


(JUST JOKING! I see the drinking has started early on this Friday night! )

OMG. spikegirl & EvB trading pics? Call me crazy, but is it strange that this is exactly what I dreamt of last night? Hmm.......

[Spikegirl]

Of course.

OMG. spikegirl & EvB trading pics? Call me crazy, but is it strange that this is exactly what I dreamt of last night? Hmm.......

LOL!

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Excellent attitude and ability, Pirate.   Would that I could indefinitely run at such normal operating temperatures.

I cycle - going for long stretches of gently deconstructing him while attempting to write humorous (admittedly, sometimes obscure) bits for the site.  For me, it's all about the humor and pulling in a particular slice of the demographic pie for MV, while taking a break from work to write whatever pops into my head. 

99% of the time, I am having a damn good time when posting.

But every so often, I come to a boil.  In that situation, it turns into a purging due to "intellectual frustration" and "sheer disbelief" at what I just heard Noory say.  It makes one wish for a punching bag adjacent to the computer desk.  Punching bags are excellent discharge mechanisms.  Perhaps one of the best.

I tune in sporadically and that lowers a certain type of resistance.  You come back after a few days and hear him and you just want to take a fucking hammer to the radio. 

Despite my cycling, or my off and on listening, Noory's suck factor remains remarkably intact, efficient and dependable - approaching a point of violating entropic principles.  How can he JUST KEEP ON SUCKING?!

It's beyond human.  It's beyond suck.

CAMAZOTZ  AUTOMAT

Completely understood, and understandable. I feel that need to..well...let's just say "rainbows and ponies" every now and then. But you know...life is so fucking absurd and ridiculous, I just...laugh. Lol. Constantly. It's the best way to take it I think. And George exemplifies the boundaries of tolerance. I greet him with a...well... jovial attitude.

Yes, jovial means gay. SHUT UP GUYS.

Anyways. GN sucks, praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

[EvB]

Of course.

OMG. spikegirl & EvB trading pics? Call me crazy, but is it strange that this is exactly what I dreamt of last night? Hmm.......

Sorry sweetie - I appriceate the human body as art - male and female (despite my previous cheeky comments RE: "the penis as as afterthought") But I've never explored another woman's nooks and crannies in my life - and - while I suppose "never say never" applies, I'm not tempted either.   

[Spikegirl]

Sorry sweetie - I appriceate the human body as art - male and female (despite my previous cheeky comments RE: "the penis as as afterthought") But I've never explored another woman's nooks and crannies in my life - and - while I suppose "never say never" applies, I'm not tempted either.   

We were all just being silly, Ev. Hope you're not offended. Don't worry-I'm strictly *meat and potatoes* myself (don't go in for that Sushi)!

[EvB]

We were all just being silly, Ev. Hope you're not offended. Don't worry-I'm strictly *meat and potatoes* myself (don't go in for that Sushi)!

Offended?  HELL NO!  All in good fun.

Ev

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Sorry sweetie - I appriceate the human body as art - male and female (despite my previous cheeky comments RE: "the penis as as afterthought") But I've never explored another woman's nooks and crannies in my life - and - while I suppose "never say never" applies, I'm not tempted either.   

Welcome. I'd like you to lie down on the couch, and begin by telling me what about the naked female form makes you think English Muffins?

[EvB]

Welcome. I'd like you to lie down on the couch, and begin by telling me what about the naked female form makes you think English Muffins?

And just how would you have liked me to put it, dear?  "Fancy on the inside" (ah la Fred Rodgers) "The little man in the boat" (a la my son's Dad) The ever crude (but not TOO tacky for television) snatch, coozy or clam? Perhaps a strage expression I think was limited to a small group of women  i knew in Protalnd Maine: "thutch"

Oh well - perhaps we should just stick to the scientific specific - and call them labial folds.   

[MV/Liberace!]

my biology teacher always referred to it as a cunt.

i'm just sayin.

[EvB]

i'm just sayin.

You're just LYIN'!!! -------------- But it's funny.     

[EvB]

hehe

I just got another piece of the perennial spam.  I happened to pay a little mroe attention to this one than usual because I used to make artisan jewelry - just don't' have time any more - and the wording through me off at first.

It said:

"Cut the Diamond of Life the way you want with Soft Viagra"

Diamond of Life

Now THERE is a fitting term!

And, before you guys go and get your feelings hurt - all left out and that - REMEMBER:  The ONLY way to cut a diamond is with another form of DIAMOND!

[Dixie Butcher]

scene:    room interior.  late night in  a brightly lit radio studio somewhere in California. the room reeks of cheap cologne.   a commercial plays across the speakers in the room as a swarthy, brutish looking man stares off into space,  his expression is relaxed and blank as he stares at a computer screen. 

suddenly,   CRACK!   BAM!!
The door flies open and hits the wall, which shakes  violently,  the simpleton gives a slight start,  but remains sitting stupidly,  trying to process the incident.
A woman's  face peers quickly from behind the door,  scanning the room  and it's inhabitant quickly, eyes darting,  then Dixie Butcher casually enters,  30-30 raised  at her shoulder, finger near the trigger,  but not on it.   She senses no threat  and wears a look of pure disgust on her face as she views the lone radio personality,  takes a couple of sniffs at the air and and makes a face.
Dixie:  (shakes head)  "Aagh !  Bleah..."

Man:  "Whu Re Blur Pa?"  .   "Dur?"

Dixie:   "I have come to chew bubblegum and eliminate retards.  And I am all out of bubblegum."

alternate line #1: 
Dixie:  "Animal Control!!   Somebody called about an out of control wild boar in the building!"

alternate line #2:
Dixie:  "REDNECK IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!"

[Dixie Butcher]

Hey y'all!   Just clownin' !.  Michael was sweet enough to contact me, and I went through all the registration b.s.  just to say "HAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"  and  "Keep up the great work!  Y'all rawk!"
Gotta get back to my little NASCARs now.   Great to se you - glad to see the smart people have all converged and are swingin' hard.   

[Spikegirl]

Hey y'all!   Just clownin' !.  Michael was sweet enough to contact me, and I went through all the registration b.s.  just to say "HAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"  and  "Keep up the great work!  Y'all rawk!"
Gotta get back to my little NASCARs now.   Great to se you - glad to see the smart people have all converged and are swingin' hard.   

Read your stuff before on your blog. It changed my life.  It's an honor to be in the presence of such literary greatness Ms. Butcher!

[MV/Liberace!]

heh heh... hi dixie.  i had started a few months to wonder whatever happened to you.  you used to send me big long emails outlining your inability to stomach snoors.  i had seen people mention your name here and there, and then yesterday i googled your name and found your blog, which people can see here:  http://ghostofcoast.blogspot.com/

apparently you are among the best known of all the anti-staches out there.  glad you are here.  it's like old times.  tee hee.

hey, i remember you mentioning something about interviewing noory.  am i remembering that correctly?  if so, what happened with that?

[EvB]

Hey y'all!   Just clownin' !.  Michael was sweet enough to contact me, and I went through all the registration b.s.  just to say "HAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"  and  "Keep up the great work!  Y'all rawk!"
Gotta get back to my little NASCARs now.   Great to se you - glad to see the smart people have all converged and are swingin' hard.   

Hope you'll come back again soon.  Your blog is a pleasure.

Ev

[EvB]

.   She senses no threat  and wears a look of pure disgust on her face as she views the lone radio personality,  takes a couple of sniffs at the air and and makes a face.
Dixie:  (shakes head)  "Aagh !  Bleah..."

Man:  "Whu Re Blur Pa?"  .   "Dur?"

Dixie:   "I have come to chew bubblegum and eliminate retards.  And I am all out of bubblegum."

The alternates are cool - but I like the original best.

Great work - hope you keep on comin' back!