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George Noory photoshop gallery

Started by ziznak, July 10, 2012, 10:54:41 PM

UFQuack

Appreciate you saying so Foodlion but I don't believe you can have a funniest Jorch picture because they are all funny!

Here's another...

This is a compilation of Jorch showing off his personal collection of ventriloquist dummies. Notice that in each picture he holds a different dummy, but for those who don't know Jorch too well, when viewing a single shot, it might at first be difficult to tell which one is the dummy. But with 4 pictures you can see for yourself that the dummy appears in each one.

Now then in the top left corner is your typical-style ventriloquist dummy. To the right is a dummy which is Jorch's personal favorite because it sort of looks like himself, he's even named it Jorch II. On the bottom left I believe is one that was used in a Twilight Zone episode. And on the right bottom corner is the one he calls "Deacon Ian Puppet".




sleeplessinca

These puppets can't be real.  Are they?   
How mean to create a dorky-looking dummy of his colleague. 
A person doesn't do that for people they respect, do they?
I always sensed an animosity from his side with Ian.
That guy is never getting a date.

UFQuack

All five dummies are as real as Snooroshopped images can be.

I wanted to repost this one...



Unfortunately I had no idea it would leave a big ugly ad for photobucket when I deleted the image, sorry for the inconvenience.

UFQuack

I apologize before the last one I posted disappears--and it will at some point, I'm having photobucket problems of mass stupidity, mine and theirs!...But still mostly THEIRS! But don't worry I renamed the file so confusion doesn't happen and I will try to stay away from the delete button like a smart little monkey. Perhaps Noory is using his psychic vampire magic on me but I'm not going to let him win this battle!



More to pictures come...(different from this same one I hope!)

And if anyone wants to suggest something more fun to use than photobucket (I'm talking about 100% free sites of course), I'm open to it.


suttercane

I'm a pretty bad 'shopper, but I couldn't stop myself from trying this one.

UFQuack

Being a good sport is very important to the Jorch! So in honor of Art Bell's new show and its premiere, the Jorch is seen here giving Art his congrats!



Sardondi

Quote from: Paper*Boy on December 07, 2012, 08:48:33 PM
This one always makes me laugh...

Is that from the "Worst Movie Ever", the (in)famous "George 2" ?

klaatu

Quote from: lonevoice on January 30, 2013, 04:07:04 PM
Oh, my.  That last one gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Lord love a duck."  Hahaha!

I'm not good with photoshop, but with Art's latest news, I think this pic could use some helping hands...and maybe some captions.   ;D



I know this is way late.  How about, "Well  Georch, pizza rolls as a starter?"

UFQuack

Quote from: klaatu on September 24, 2013, 08:00:26 PM
I know this is way late.  How about, "Well  Georch, pizza rolls as a starter?"

Ziznak had pizza rolls covered, Page 3 of this thread, Reply #77 on: August 20, 2013, 06:45:49 PM

Oh and its Jorch with a J as in Jorch Noory.

ziznak

Jorch Fitzgerald Kennedy... you don't see him much
since they keep him in a studio sedated.

ziznak

I present
george noory, miley cyrus, and james van praaaaaaaagh photoshopping progression with a subtle fart sniffing theme.



UFQuack

lol, poor Jorch!--Am I starting to have sympathy? Looks like he thought he was inspecting one of the crash aliens from Area 51 in their silvery space suits.

analog kid



Not sure why this exists at this point.




UFQuack

The Worker in the Light has died (on the air) for our sins.



Let's face it, he dies every night.




UFQuack



"Livin' On A Prayer" lyrics by Jorch Bon Bloviator, Copywrite (c)1988 and 1/2

Ooo woh woh uh uh uh ooh wehw weeoh oh no...etc

Jorch used to work with the mops
Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough
Tommy eats his dinner all day
Working for his man, he brings home his pay
For love - for love

They've got to hold on to what they've got
It doesn't make a difference
If Coast is good or not
He's got Tommy and that's a lot
For love - he'll give it a shot

[Chorus:]
Whooah, we're not half way there
Woh-ahw!, Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer

(continues: Woo weeoh woh)

Tommy's got his G string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used
To make it talk - so tough, it's tough
Jorch dreams of running away
When he cries in the night
Tommy whispers baby it's okay, someday

They've got to hold on to what they've got
It doesn't make a difference
If Coast is good or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot

[botched guitar solo]

[chorus]

We've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight cause it's all that you've got

pate

I hope this works...

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Apologies are due for this one, I hope I don't forget anyone:

1. Dean Ellis(RIP) for messing up your awesome artwork with that big turd in the middle of it.
2. Mr. Larry Niven;  I saw your book on Amazon the other day and I thought "Hah, if you slipped in a hypen, it'd be Asshole in Space" (Niven was a guest a while back IIRC, and his books are good reads...)
3. Somebody named 'George_NoorySucks' over @ Photobucket (that's were I found the "lost in space Snoory")
4. Paper*Boy, I totally stole your Snoory awards for the above author eye-grabbers...

Yep, that should about cover it for apologies...

Oh, I suppose I should include myself, for the embarrassment this carppy photoshop will cause...

Yep, that's it for apologies.

I sure hope I can delete this if the picture doesn't upload...  Here goes...



cweb

used this in another thread, but I'd like to add it to this lovely repository.

George's new TV show:

UFQuack

That image of him asleep under the mic really captures the reality of it

ziznak

by request for Mel's Hole:
a rare shot of jorch's short lived appearance on "hells kitchen."  It never aired fortunately. There wasn't enough content to make a show. Chef Ramsay was quoted saying jorch sucked shortly before he fell asleep on the set.

b_dubb

Quote from: ziznak on April 06, 2014, 06:48:38 AM
by request for Mel's Hole:
a rare shot of jorch's short lived appearance on "hells kitchen."  It never aired fortunately. There wasn't enough content to make a show. Chef Ramsay was quoted saying jorch sucked shortly before he fell asleep on the set.

Ramsay wouldn't waste his time or energy.

onan

Quote from: b_dubb on April 06, 2014, 08:02:57 AM
Ramsay wouldn't waste his time or energy.

Ramsey is a waste of time and energy. Actually in a head to head... noory and ramsey... noory isn't vitriolic.


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