George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

Another horse show? Jeez...

My only questions for tonight are...

Will Jeremy the Horse-man be allowed
To live on the wild horse preserve?

And regarding T Boone Pickens plan to switch
Us to natural gas...can we hook Noorys mouth
Up to the grid?

[The Professor]

Oh my gosh , my desuck score is
11 and I have 111 posts! Help, I feel like
Noory is looking at me!...
And now it is 1:11 !!!

[Mops]

Oh my gosh , my desuck score is
11 and I have 111 posts! Help, I feel like
Noory is looking at me!

Can't tell, but I think I just pitched one in your pot

[Curtis Loew]

Oh my gosh , my desuck score is
11 and I have 111 posts! Help, I feel like
Noory is looking at me!

There are no coincidences.

[Mops]

There are no coincidences.

Saw that buck go in.  Is this like Green Stamps?  Do we get to choose a gift from a catalog?

[The Professor]

Mops,  you are right that not much will
Happen on december 21 2012 when the Mayan
Calendar ends...but  looking to the
Future, I am officially starting a new apocalyptic
Religion based on less well known civilization that split off
From the Mayans, known as the Payans, 
that predict the world will End on March 14, 2015, which is the
End of the Payan calendar...actually, The Payans were
Mathematically very advanced, and their  complex
Calculations are based on the circular orbits of
The planets, which all point to the cycle
Ending on 3.14.15, at 9:26:53 in the morning, Universal time...

[Mops]

You are right that not much will
Happen on december 21 2012 when the Mayan
Calendar ends...but  looking to the
Future, I am officially starting a new apocalyptic
Religion, the Payans, that predicts the world will
End on March 14, 2015, which is the
End of our Payan calendar...yes, our complex
Calculations involve the circular orbits of
The planets, which all point to the cycle
Ending on 3.14.15, at 9:02 in the morning...

Wonder if the Lightworkers will fall for it?  I'll remember your effort in my prayers to Rev. Dobbs tonight.

[Mops]

Mops,  you are right that not much will
Happen on december 21 2012 when the Mayan
Calendar ends...but  looking to the
Future, I am officially starting a new apocalyptic
Religion based on less well known civilization, the Payans,
that predicts the world will
End on March 14, 2015, which is the
End of the Payan calendar...actually, The Payans were
Mathematically very advanced, and their  complex
Calculations which involve the circular orbits of
The planets, which all point to the cycle
Ending on 3.14.15, at 9:26:53 in the morning, Universal time...

PS -- Sending Wolfman after the Jehovah's Witnesses does make me wonder just whose Doomsday the Mayans were talking about.  Proves they had a sense of humor too.

[The Professor]

If my theories are correct Mops, the
Mayan 2012 doomsday applies to Noorys show...

[Baghdad Bob]

I currently use as my only computer, a 10 year old, Dell XPS-T 500mHz Pentium III (can anyone out there beat my POS stats as your regular-use computer?)

not computer, but my regular-use *monitor* is an apple 13" crt which i have been using since may 1995  :-)

[Sophie]

Mops,  you are right that not much will
Happen on december 21 2012 when the Mayan
Calendar ends...but  looking to the
Future, I am officially starting a new apocalyptic
Religion based on less well known civilization that split off
From the Mayans, known as the Payans, 
that predict the world will End on March 14, 2015, which is the
End of the Payan calendar...actually, The Payans were
Mathematically very advanced, and their  complex
Calculations are based on the circular orbits of
The planets, which all point to the cycle
Ending on 3.14.15, at 9:26:53 in the morning, Universal time...

On the bright side, many of us won't have to renew our driver's licenses again.

[Sophie]

By the way I am banned again from that other site.  I went over last week, and lo and behold, I was unbanned.  I didn't post anything though.

Now I'm banned again.  It's just so sketchy over there.

[Sybil]

By the way I am banned again from that other site.  I went over last week, and lo and behold, I was unbanned.  I didn't post anything though.

Now I'm banned again. It's just so sketchy over there.

I know! It takes all the fun out of things. I don't even bother trying anymore, I'm on perma-ban.

[PB the Deplorable]

Mops,  you are right that not much will
Happen on december 21 2012 when the Mayan
Calendar ends...but  looking to the
Future, I am officially starting a new apocalyptic
Religion based on less well known civilization that split off
From the Mayans, known as the Payans, 
that predict the world will End on March 14, 2015, which is the
End of the Payan calendar...actually, The Payans were
Mathematically very advanced, and their  complex
Calculations are based on the circular orbits of
The planets, which all point to the cycle
Ending on 3.14.15, at 9:26:53 in the morning, Universal time...

'I really do believe 2015 is coming.  What do you think about that?'

'We're going to do that show that day and then retire,  that's it'

'Something's gonna happen, I can feel it'

'Richard, how did the Payans know?'

'2015 is not that far out there anymore, maybe I'll go to 3 days a week after that.  I'm going to stay until I'm dragged out'.

'It's in nature, it's everywhere, those numbers, that date.  There has got to be something to it'.

'In 2015 the next polar reversal will take place'

'Well, if the world ends in 2015, then there is not much we can do is there?'

[Marc.Knight]

[Is It EEvil?]

Sorry **M**

Got carried away (so to speak)

But you know that the low-tar 'boons are better for you anyway!

....and they stunt your growth!

[Marc.Knight]

Yipeeeee!  George is back on tonight!

[Is It EEvil?]

Oh my gosh , my desuck score is
11 and I have 111 posts! Help, I feel like
Noory is looking at me!...
And now it is 1:11 !!!

      The Volcanic Moron may be "douching" you

[Marc.Knight]

[Marc.Knight]

http://foxbert.com/upload/4/4b/Gary_the_Retard_talks_to_Chinese_restaurants.mp3


http://foxbert.com/upload/c/ce/Gary_the_retard_%27automated%27_phone_message_%286-20-06%29.mp3


http://foxbert.com/upload/6/6a/Sal%26Richard-GaryTheRetard.mp3


http://foxbert.com/upload/7/74/Howard_Stern-Yucko_The_Clown_Calls_Gary_The_Retard_As_High_Pitch_Eric.mp3

[Is It EEvil?]

[MABUSE]

....and they stunt your growth!

You are right, Eevil...but 6'4" is PLENTY tall for my age so I don't consider it bad thing.  Who knows? Eventually I might be able to fit into a hybrid!

**M**

[MABUSE]

Mops,  you are right that not much will
Happen on december 21 2012 when the Mayan
Calendar ends...but  looking to the
Future, I am officially starting a new apocalyptic
Religion based on less well known civilization that split off
From the Mayans, known as the Payans, 
that predict the world will End on March 14, 2015, which is the
End of the Payan calendar...actually, The Payans were
Mathematically very advanced, and their  complex
Calculations are based on the circular orbits of
The planets, which all point to the cycle
Ending on 3.14.15, at 9:26:53 in the morning, Universal time...

Riveting!  (or at the very least soldering!)

As you know Proff., I, too have a passing amateur interest in ancient cultures. Your insights got me thinking so I went digging through my stacks and  I was really amazed to discover that in the appendix to the Nuttall Codex there is a partially translated fragment describing what appears to be a sub-sept tribe of Olmecs who lived in Coasty Rica and were devotees of the paranormal.  In their cosmology and according to their calendar, January 1, 2003  WAS doomsday.  It was predicted that a Toad-faced, shilling, egomaniac would stretch forth his voice across the air, destroy and take over by shill the last remaining frontier of aural coolness and would rally his minions from the sewers to which they had been consigned since the last polar reversal.  (they are called "norons" in the text, and strangely, derive from the same root word as was used to designate sewage, unclean dead things and NBC's fall line-up)  So, since there are no coincidences, as we can tell, DOOMSDAY ALREADY HAPPENED!

Just though you'd like to know...

**M** 

[Sophie]

'I really do believe 2015 is coming.  What do you think about that?'

'We're going to do that show that day and then retire,  that's it'

'Something's gonna happen, I can feel it'

'Richard, how did the Payans know?'

'2015 is not that far out there anymore, maybe I'll go to 3 days a week after that.  I'm going to stay until I'm dragged out'.

'It's in nature, it's everywhere, those numbers, that date.  There has got to be something to it'.

'In 2015 the next polar reversal will take place'

'Well, if the world ends in 2015, then there is not much we can do is there?'

Oh, that George, nothing gets by him.

[MV/Liberace!]

you know something... i'm trying to recall... did art ever talk about this 11:11 bullshit?  or was that an exclusively nooronic addition to the flavor of the show?  my recollection is that snoors brought that about exclusively but i might be wrong.

[Sophie]

Don't compare George to Gomez.  Gomez had flair, he had Morticia, the children and Lurch.  Don't tell me you've forgotten cousit Itt?

[Itty Bit]

you know something... i'm trying to recall... did art ever talk about this 11:11 bullshit?  or was that an exclusively nooronic addition to the flavor of the show?  my recollection is that snoors brought that about exclusively but i might be wrong.

I also don't remember Art ever having a conversation with the Numbers Lady - that sweet, bubbly *little* slip of a girl. . .

She's actually kind of nice to listen to - because she IS enthusiastic and upbeat.  I just never ever listen to CtoC anymore, not even the good george.  There just seem to be so many other things to do.   

[Sophie]

you know something... i'm trying to recall... did art ever talk about this 11:11 bullshit?  or was that an exclusively nooronic addition to the flavor of the show?  my recollection is that snoors brought that about exclusively but i might be wrong.

I don't remember him talking about 11:11 either.  I do remember numerology or some conversations like that from Art.  I think he (Snoory) was just trying to get cozy with the numbers lady.  An by cozy I mean, well, you know.

[Sophie]

I know! It takes all the fun out of things. I don't even bother trying anymore, I'm on perma-ban.

I've never fancied myself a lurker.  But if I can give the gift of stress, and it bothers them enough to ban me, I'll just lurk all day long. 

[Marc.Knight]

Don't compare George to Gomez.  Gomez had flair, he had Morticia, the children and Lurch.  Don't tell me you've forgotten cousit Itt?

Never forget Cousin It.  I must being doing something wrong (or right?) - my de-suckification score is getting hammered.