George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sybil]

Kind of like George really.

I was going to say that earlier! Then I reworded my post.

Something about how he was pulling a noory on us.

[MABUSE]

Did someone kill all the ghosts? You'd think so.
I can't remember the last time they had a good ol' ghost show.

They don't need one darling....
C2C is a Ghost of its fomer self...

**M**

[The Professor]

Dean Radin is misrepresenting the recent result
About quantum entanglement and bird magneto-navigation
...I just looked at the paper, and the point is that
The molecular system the bird has would produce the
Entangled state, but it does not use this state for
Anything, thus it does not provide any support for
The idea of QM psychic effects... In fact you could say it
Argues against, since it is there but not used.. It's a bit
Like saying "e" is an essential letter, and using the word
"note" as your example...

[The Professor]

I'm getting a noory' sleep number bed commercial...
Noory's sleep number is 10pm-2am Mon-fri...

[MABUSE]

Dean Radin is misrepresenting the recent result
About quantum entanglement and bird magneto-navigation
...I just looked at the paper, and the point is that
The molecular system the bird has would produce the
Entangled state, but it does not use this state for
Anything, thus it does not provide any support for
The idea of QM psychic effects... In fact you could say it
Argues against, since it is there but not used.. It's a bit
Like saying "e" is an essential letter, and using the word
"note" as your example...

Riveting!
I feel it in my gut!

**M**

[Mops]

At 15 minutes after the hour everyone clap their hands three times and see if it shows up on Radin's device.
   

[Sybil]

Dean Radin is misrepresenting the recent result
About quantum entanglement and bird magneto-navigation
...I just looked at the paper, and the point is that
The molecular system the bird has would produce the
Entangled state, but it does not use this state for
Anything, thus it does not provide any support for
The idea of QM psychic effects... In fact you could say it
Argues against, since it is there but not used.. It's a bit
Like saying "e" is an essential letter, and using the word
"note" as your example...

[Supernormal]

I just tuned in, did they say whether Jackson's death
Caused a disturbance in the force?

It caused a disturbance in the farce.

George Voice: "These three deaths were ominous." (close to an actual quote)

[Sybil]

At 15 minutes after the hour everyone clap their hands three times and see if it shows up on Radin's device.

OK it's almost time...

[Supernormal]

I bet we're not the only ones.

Why do the best hosts often have the most boring guests? I agree with you about the ghost shows BTW. Do you recall the Friday night show about the man who lived in a cursed and haunted house? That was one of the few ghost stories that made me look for a nightlight. 

[Supernormal]

I'm getting a noory' sleep number bed commercial...
Noory's sleep number is 10pm-2am Mon-fri...

I could use one of those beds. This show is putting me to sleep.

[Mops]

Hi, Sybil -- Tonight I am "George's #1 fan."  Last night I was willing to have his baby.  How many posts do I have to make to be the guy who sold George's baby at the flea market or something?

[PB the Deplorable]

They're cruel too. Playing Art's music on norry's nights is torture!

I'm like Pavlov's Dog. The second I hear one of Art's signature tunes I get happy, it lulls me into a comfortable space then stupid George comes on and makes me nauseous.

So even though it's cool to have Art on right now, I'm having an anxiety attack!

Just got home, an anxiety attack would be for Art to go commercial and have Noory voicing an ad... no advance warning, out of the blue Instant Suck...

[MABUSE]

Let me remind you,
Although tonight's show is hardly vintage Bell,
It STILL beats the alternative!

**M**

[Sybil]

Hi, Sybil -- Tonight I am "George's #1 fan."  Last night I was willing to have his baby.  How many posts do I have to make to be the guy who sold George's baby at the flea market or something?

Hell, I don't know! LOL! I sure haven't gotten there yet.

When I first signed up here, I thought I screwed things up in my profile for longest time.

[The Professor]

Why do the best hosts often have the most boring guests? I agree with you about the ghost shows BTW. Do you recall the Friday night show about the man who lived in a cursed and haunted house? That was one of the few ghost stories that made me look for a nightlight.

Dean Radin sounds like Hoagland 20 years ago...imagine Rady in 2030 selling
DVDs and talking about the conspiracy to suppress his
Latest hyper-entanglemt physics discovery...

[Supernormal]

Just got home, an anxiety attack would be for Art to go commercial and have Noory voicing an ad... no advance warning, out of the blue Instant Suck...

You missed the regularly scheduled glitch. They lost the connection for a short while (which seems to be par for the course when Bell or Knapp host the show). Hoagland was on my Bose for a few minutes. Tonight, I've gone from an anxiety attack to a coma.

[Sybil]

Does any one think Art's new wife could be a succubus?

[Sybil]

You missed the regularly scheduled glitch. They lost the connection for a short while (which seems to be par for the course when Bell or Knapp host the show). Hoagland was on my Bose for a few minutes. Tonight, I've gone from an anxiety attack to a coma.

I know! That was a rough time right there. I didn't know what was going on there for a minute.

[The Professor]

It is nice to have a show about consciousness,
Since the normal host is braindead

[MABUSE]

Does any one think Art's new wife could be a succubus?

I'm unsure...
but I KNOW his replacement SUCKS!
does that count?
**M**

[The Professor]

Let me remind you,
Although tonight's show is hardly vintage Bell,
It STILL beats the alternative!

**M**

Classic picture, Mabuse! Now we know what noory'
Looks like without his shoe-polish...

[Supernormal]

Dean Radin sounds like Hoagland 20 years ago...imagine Rady in 2030 selling
DVDs and talking about the conspiracy to suppress his
Latest hyper-entanglemt physics discovery...

LOL Billy Mays should do his ads. Dean might put potential customers to sleep by the end of his commercial.

[PB the Deplorable]

Could all those folks that sent messages to the Immigration Dept on behalf of Art and Airyn, now sent requests to get George deported?

[The Professor]

What was Hoagy shilling tonight? Did NASA kill Michael Jackson
In a sacred ritual? Jackson did do a video where he appeared
With the face of the Sphinx, which is the face on Mars...

[Sybil]

Let me remind you,
Although tonight's show is hardly vintage Bell,
It STILL beats the alternative!

**M**

True dat.

Nice hat.

[MABUSE]

I am thinking of making a weekly award of the "Memorial Noory Asshat" to the schmuck of the week.  Perhaps I'll leave it to Sybil to award it, I have to admit it was NOT pleasant to create that one, but at least I was only looking at one, not listening to one simultaneously, if you follow my meaning

**M**

[The Professor]

Could all those folks that sent messages to the Immigration Dept on behalf of Art and Airyn, now sent requests to get George deported?

If we send George to North Korea, we could
Kill two birds with one moron...

[Supernormal]

What was Hoagy shilling tonight? Did NASA kill Michael Jackson
In a sacred ritual? Jackson did do a video where he appeared
With the face of the Sphinx, which is the face on Mars...

You say that in jest, but it's not far off the mark.

Hoagland Voice: "Where do you think Michael Jackson learned to moonwalk?"

[MABUSE]

If we send George to North Korea, we could
Kill two birds with one moron...

I vote we drop Nuri on Ahmadinajad, hit or miss its still a win for the good guys.

**M**