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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84990 on: January 12, 2018, 04:46:59 PM »
The one with the black little purse is still — all beatin’ him. HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, he’s up on the ca…AH-HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The, the little old woman just beaned him again with that big bag. he, he, He’s runnin’ to his car! He’s outta here! HAHAHAHAHA!! Aaaoh! Um, the little bitty Mother Goose woman…She’s…She’s…talkin’ to him as he’s drivin’ off! Ah-HAHAHAaaaa-AHAHAHA!! AHH, I wish you woulda been here, man! Oh! Oh, this is too good! HAHAHAHA! Oh! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I…I gotta…I gotta go. HAHA!


I guess you had to be there

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84991 on: January 12, 2018, 07:58:52 PM »
Lazy Noory cut out early again last night, reducing his last 2 hours guests to replay that old stupid recording of some guy laughing in a parking lot for the umpteenth time...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84992 on: January 12, 2018, 08:00:21 PM »
Lazy Noory cut out early again last night, reducing his last 2 hours guests to replay that old stupid recording of some guy laughing in a parking lot for the umpteenth time...

This surprises you? He's been phoning it in for years.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84993 on: January 12, 2018, 09:12:12 PM »
This surprises you? He's been phoning it in for years.

No, just a report.  So the rest of us don't have to listen

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84994 on: January 13, 2018, 12:28:10 AM »
Joorch introduces his first half guest, Timothy Renner, talking about Bigfoot and his new book 'Bigfoot In Pennsylvania....Beyond The Seventh Gate'. Or, as Joorch surreally put it, 'Beyond The Seventh Cafe'.

-GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84995 on: January 13, 2018, 01:40:56 AM »
Joorch introduces his first half guest, Timothy Renner, talking about Bigfoot and his new book 'Bigfoot In Pennsylvania....Beyond The Seventh Gate'. Or, as Joorch surreally put it, 'Beyond The Seventh Cafe'.

-GNS

That's hilarious.  Not that it wouldn't have made just as much sense as the actual title.

I think this is the result of George and Tommy joking about the show during lunch, like when he blurts of ''Shroud of Urine'' every time he has a guest on to discuss the Shroud of Turin.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84996 on: January 13, 2018, 08:17:13 AM »
The one with the black little purse is still — all beatin’ him. HAHAHAHAHA! Okay, he’s up on the ca…AH-HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The, the little old woman just beaned him again with that big bag. he, he, He’s runnin’ to his car! He’s outta here! HAHAHAHAHA!! Aaaoh! Um, the little bitty Mother Goose woman…She’s…She’s…talkin’ to him as he’s drivin’ off! Ah-HAHAHAaaaa-AHAHAHA!! AHH, I wish you woulda been here, man! Oh! Oh, this is too good! HAHAHAHA! Oh! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I…I gotta…I gotta go. HAHA!

I guess you had to be there

Thank goodness I wasn't.  ;D

Lazy Noory cut out early again last night, reducing his last 2 hours guests to replay that old stupid recording of some guy laughing in a parking lot for the umpteenth time...

It really is the worst.  and that's saying something when it comes to Norry's content and skits.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84997 on: January 13, 2018, 08:19:34 AM »
Joorch introduces his first half guest, Timothy Renner, talking about Bigfoot and his new book 'Bigfoot In Pennsylvania....Beyond The Seventh Gate'. Or, as Joorch surreally put it, 'Beyond The Seventh Cafe'.

-GNS

There isn't a word, title, sentence, or phrase that man won't butcher.

GNS indeed.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84998 on: January 13, 2018, 10:35:10 AM »
Lazy Noory cut out early again last night, reducing his last 2 hours guests to replay that old stupid recording of some guy laughing in a parking lot for the umpteenth time...
Time to feed Tommy!


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84999 on: January 13, 2018, 11:46:12 AM »
Time to feed Tommy!


I wonder if there is any coorelation with IHOPS "all you can eat" pancake times and times in which Norry and Tommee ditch out earlier and replay recordings of the callers, Lionel, fake car accident jokes, or awful renditions of Poe?
It is almost FEB.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/01/12/dennys-giving-out-free-grand-slam-breakfasts-but-theres-catch.html
http://www.tcpalm.com/story/money/business/bargainista/2018/01/11/chains-offer-limited-time-meal-deals/1022601001/

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85000 on: January 13, 2018, 01:00:31 PM »
Richard Syrett is hosting tonight, there is hope for my weekend listening pleasure.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85001 on: January 13, 2018, 01:01:37 PM »
Time to feed Tommy!



Complete with Doc Wallet ordered eggs.  He's eating the life!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85002 on: January 13, 2018, 04:03:59 PM »
I wonder if there is any coorelation with IHOPS "all you can eat" pancake times and times in which Norry and Tommee ditch out earlier and replay recordings of the callers, Lionel, fake car accident jokes, or awful renditions of Poe?
It is almost FEB.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/01/12/dennys-giving-out-free-grand-slam-breakfasts-but-theres-catch.html
http://www.tcpalm.com/story/money/business/bargainista/2018/01/11/chains-offer-limited-time-meal-deals/1022601001/
Some nearby greasy spoon in LA must have a special which only lasts until 2:00am.  The fastest Jorch and Tommy move all day is when they're making their way to that door.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85003 on: January 13, 2018, 05:07:59 PM »
Richard Syrett is hosting tonight, there is hope for my weekend listening pleasure.
I may tune in tonight, if I'm still up.  Syrett even hosts a full show, unlike slacker Jorch.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85004 on: January 13, 2018, 05:10:02 PM »
I may tune in tonight, if I'm still up.  Syrett even hosts a full show, unlike slacker Jorch.
And he takes new callers and lets them talk. Norry hates callers, especially new callers.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85005 on: January 13, 2018, 05:19:33 PM »
And he takes new callers and lets them talk. Norry hates callers, especially new callers.
Yep.  Jorch hates anything which taxes his brain.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85006 on: January 13, 2018, 05:52:14 PM »
Yep.  Jorch hates anything which taxes his brain.

That's true.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85007 on: January 13, 2018, 09:18:38 PM »
Richard Syrett is hosting tonight, there is hope for my weekend listening pleasure.

Syrett is a class act. I just listen to him now. I've quit listening to Jorch.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85008 on: January 14, 2018, 02:03:09 PM »
Lazy Noory cut out early again last night, reducing his last 2 hours guests to replay that old stupid recording of some guy laughing in a parking lot for the umpteenth time...
But during the brief open lines he gave an update about the "Foundation" he is going to set up to help out listeners. He says the delay is due to getting "tax free status" so that "people will be able to write it off."

He also announced he is going to do a show on "panicked attacks," because "he cannot understand them."
-GNS

And we got an update on Corny's running for office and, if he won, would be the only Marshall who wouldn't carry a gun, because he is a convicted felon. Luckily it is LA and so felons can run, and win, for political office. We all recall Edward's winning campaign slogan against Duke: "Vote For The Crook. It's Important." (I thought Hillary should've stolen that line.)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85009 on: January 14, 2018, 04:01:29 PM »


george noory's alien hybrid revealed

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85010 on: January 14, 2018, 04:02:09 PM »

...He also announced he is going to do a show on "panicked attacks," because "he cannot understand them."
-GNS...

Ha, ha, ha.  "Panicked?"  ;D  How long would a show be for things Jorch DOES understand?  Would it be nothing but bumper music, followed by UFO Phil, an Edgar Allan Poe reading, or the guy laughing at an umbrella-swinging geezer?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85011 on: January 14, 2018, 04:04:29 PM »


george noory's alien hybrid revealed

Now that's not in the least disturbing.   ::)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85012 on: January 14, 2018, 04:11:04 PM »


george noory's alien hybrid revealed
Geeez!, as Norry might say. Where do you people find such bizarre pictures? And why?  :o

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85013 on: January 16, 2018, 06:16:19 AM »
Geeez!, as Norry might say. Where do you people find such bizarre pictures? And why?  :o
Or....  Basement dwellers' spawn galleries...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85014 on: January 16, 2018, 06:20:25 AM »
This thread has hardly moved!  Did he do nothing wrong tonight?  I liked the Martin Luther King moment. There was a Feb early on.  I fell asleep.  So, nothing sucky happened?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85015 on: January 16, 2018, 10:15:22 AM »
Did he do nothing wrong tonight?
He announced the death of the singer from the Karen-berries

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85016 on: January 16, 2018, 11:12:41 AM »
Just listened to the Friday bigfoot show and picked up on several of the things you folks did. Feb, the book title, panicked attacks, fake foundation updates and "Beyond the 7th Ga..Cafe". Good God it's incredible. I don't listen much anymore. Will check out Syrett show from Saturday. I listen to a lot of his show, except when he gets the woo woo political conspiracy nuts on there.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85017 on: January 16, 2018, 11:49:18 PM »
I see Robert Felix is on Coast tonight.  Very apt since it is snowing again in Atlanta now.  Our 2nd event of the season and it is only the middle of January.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85018 on: January 17, 2018, 12:01:47 AM »
I see Robert Felix is on Coast tonight.  Very apt since it is snowing again in Atlanta now.  Our 2nd event of the season and it is only the middle of January.

Yesterday it was 70 and sunny. Right now it is 26.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85019 on: January 17, 2018, 12:11:52 AM »
Yesterday it was 70 and sunny. Right now it is 26.

We're down to 22 now.  We've been somewhat chilly since last Friday when we hit 61.  Meteorologist says that after this latest round of cold  weather passes, we'll be in a January thaw for the rest of the month but then the cold comes back in Feb.