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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84870 on: January 04, 2018, 03:46:58 AM »
hello fellow humans. i've decided to listen to coast to coast AM tonight. figured i would come in this thread and talk to you all. can we be friends?
It's nothing personal, but I think if I had a Satanist friend, Jesus would not like it.  But acquaintence-level would be okay.

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« Reply #84871 on: January 04, 2018, 01:18:17 PM »
Noory made an apology to the callers for staying on hold for so long.  He said some hold on for hours and never can get on.  I find that irritating because anybody who listens, whether it's regularly or randomly, will always hear the same callers.  George is just uncomfortable talking to anybody new.  It really is a rarity.  We hear the same people call in all the time every single day, yet others can't get through.  It also reminds me of that stupid one month rule he had.  I recall callers bringing that up to him and good old George denied it.  Yeah, I guess we don't have ears.  Noory is weak and cannot stand to be challenged in the slightest way whatsoever.

I know...I know.  This is old hat, but I feel the need to spew it out every so often. 

Oh, has anybody noticed there is an uptick in callers kissing his ass lately.  George Noory is so important.  He's a caricature of himself and doesn't see it.

GNS but I'll still have the radio on.  Someday I'll turn it off.  Until then, it's my penance.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84872 on: January 04, 2018, 04:51:52 PM »
Effective January 1, 2018 this disclaimer is being offered to all affiliates to air before the show:

This is not intended to be our opinion, but listen at your own risk.  Listeners have been shown to be appalled, frightened, and to have a lower IQ after frequent listening.  We are not responsible for the consequences.  Please wear ear plugs or keep the volume muted or low volume because you will hear irritating smacks as various guest warm up to the host.  Also, be aware that you will hear sucking sounds randomly throughout the night.  That is not the earth opening, it is just business as usual.   You have been warned.  From our rats to yours. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84873 on: January 05, 2018, 12:22:24 AM »
GNS - canít even read his damn notes without tripping over his own tongue.


p.s. a routine combat patrol for a nuclear sub is NOT a routine reconnaissance mission.

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« Reply #84874 on: January 05, 2018, 01:01:32 AM »
Norry, this is serious!  I have an UFO fantasy and I want to hear it fulfilled.  I want Peter Davenport to guest host some Coast shows. 

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« Reply #84875 on: January 05, 2018, 01:05:19 AM »
So some naval aviator or comm operator really pulled his leg while he was (supposedly) flying on a P-3 Orion. While dropping sonabouys they convinced him they had an antenna that dropped all the way down into the water no matter how fly they were flying- and dipwad can only imagine a long wire.

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« Reply #84876 on: January 05, 2018, 01:25:35 AM »
Noory made an apology to the callers for staying on hold for so long.  He said some hold on for hours and never can get on.  I find that irritating because anybody who listens, whether it's regularly or randomly, will always hear the same callers.  George is just uncomfortable talking to anybody new.  It really is a rarity.  We hear the same people call in all the time every single day, yet others can't get through.  It also reminds me of that stupid one month rule he had.  I recall callers bringing that up to him and good old George denied it.  Yeah, I guess we don't have ears.  Noory is weak and cannot stand to be challenged in the slightest way whatsoever.

I know...I know.  This is old hat, but I feel the need to spew it out every so often. 

Oh, has anybody noticed there is an uptick in callers kissing his ass lately.  George Noory is so important.  He's a caricature of himself and doesn't see it.

GNS but I'll still have the radio on.  Someday I'll turn it off.  Until then, it's my penance.
Didn't the one month rule reduce repeat callers?  Or was that another rule? 

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« Reply #84877 on: January 05, 2018, 03:50:03 AM »
I didn't know Poe could be so vulgar.

Jorch especially emphasized thrust.  Then followed up with  ......."slowly, very slowly."

So Jorch stepped out early tonight to replay this classhic.  Ted's titty bar must be closing early.

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« Reply #84878 on: January 05, 2018, 06:41:43 AM »

...Oh, has anybody noticed there is an uptick in callers kissing his ass lately.  George Noory is so important.  He's a caricature of himself and doesn't see it.

GNS but I'll still have the radio on.  Someday I'll turn it off.  Until then, it's my penance.
I'm sure that's part of Tommee's Guidelines for Jorch Callers.  Rule #1  Don't hold back on kissing Jorch's ring and lick his boots vociferously.

GNS.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84879 on: January 05, 2018, 10:31:09 AM »
I didn't know Poe could be so vulgar.

Jorch especially emphasized thrust.  Then followed up with  ......."slowly, very slowly."

So Jorch stepped out early tonight to replay this classhic.  Ted's titty bar must be closing early.

I was awake and stumbled across that by accident. Didn't he just play this? Was it Hallowe'en? Unbelievable, as Joorch would say. I wouldn't mind if it was a halfway decent reading, but it isn't, it's dreadful. An insult to Edgar. Has there ever been an individual who has travelled so far on such a complete lack of talent?

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« Reply #84880 on: January 05, 2018, 11:23:30 AM »
Didn't the one month rule reduce repeat callers?  Or was that another rule?

Noory claimed it was for that reason but anybody who was a regular listener knew better because they would hear the same repeat callers a couple times per week.  I recall on several occasions where someone would call in and ask Noory why they are hearing these repeat callers.  Noory denied that was the case and insisted it was just one call per month for all callers.  I remember one particular person calling Noory a liar in that regard.  That didn't sit well with him.  ;D  Good old George trying to practice Jedi mind tricks.  ::)  ;)

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« Reply #84881 on: January 05, 2018, 11:32:53 AM »
I was awake and stumbled across that by accident. Didn't he just play this? Was it Hallowe'en? Unbelievable, as Joorch would say. I wouldn't mind if it was a halfway decent reading, but it isn't, it's dreadful. An insult to Edgar. Has there ever been an individual who has travelled so far on such a complete lack of talent?

George is a renaissance man.  Not only is he a premium caliber radio host, he is a singer, a philanthropist, a man of health and wisdom, plus to top it all off he can dramatically recite poetry and prose.  I even heard people tell him he should consider being a presidential candidate!  We should all appreciate him a lot more.


...whew!  That took some effort to type.  I'm a bit nauseous now.  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84882 on: January 05, 2018, 02:27:01 PM »
I'm pretty sure Joe/Tom/Long Island/Bronx are all the same guy

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« Reply #84883 on: January 05, 2018, 03:31:29 PM »
... Good old George trying to practice Jedi mind tricks.  ::)  ;)
;D


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« Reply #84884 on: January 05, 2018, 03:32:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure Joe/Tom/Long Island/Bronx are all the same guy
But will he participate in helping "Billie" from California exhume her aunt?

ps: the other night, listening to New Years shows while taking down the Christmas lights and taking the tree out and noticed that Norry actually said, or tried to say, "February." Once, then he quickly resorted to "Feb" in mentioning all his "big events" coming up. I also laugh that he has taken to calling some of them "the invasion of," as in "Norry's Invasion of Salt Lake." He also is backing off politics a bit with his psychics, most of whom, seem to be from California and don't like Trump. But both he and Connie have allowed talk of assasinations which was a no-no for Art. Both prediction shows sucked.

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« Reply #84885 on: January 05, 2018, 03:35:10 PM »
But will he participate in helping "Billie" from California exhume her aunt?

Not until the Spring thaw.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84886 on: January 05, 2018, 03:40:43 PM »
I was awake and stumbled across that by accident. Didn't he just play this? Was it Hallowe'en? Unbelievable, as Joorch would say. I wouldn't mind if it was a halfway decent reading, but it isn't, it's dreadful. An insult to Edgar. Has there ever been an individual who has travelled so far on such a complete lack of talent?
"C'mon, Tommee.  Let's blow this joint for some Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!  Jest put on any 'ol recording, I don't care whut."

 

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« Reply #84887 on: January 05, 2018, 03:43:14 PM »
But will he participate in helping "Billie" from California exhume her aunt?

ps: the other night, listening to New Years shows while taking down the Christmas lights and taking the tree out and noticed that Norry actually said, or tried to say, "February." Once, then he quickly resorted to "Feb" in mentioning all his "big events" coming up. I also laugh that he has taken to calling some of them "the invasion of," as in "Norry's Invasion of Salt Lake." He also is backing off politics a bit with his psychics, most of whom, seem to be from California and don't like Trump. But both he and Connie have allowed talk of assasinations which was a no-no for Art. Both prediction shows sucked.

Thank yew for all yew do, albrecht.  ;D ;)

God knows I ran out of patience on Noory and only listen once in a while.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84888 on: January 05, 2018, 03:48:55 PM »
Not until the Spring thaw.
Smart move by Joe/Tom/Long Island/Bronx. Digging her up now would be a heck of a job. If Norry had any sense of radio he would've let that segment go longer or ask least ask basic questions such "why do you want your aunt exhumed?" It could've been a fun/bizarre call.

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« Reply #84889 on: January 05, 2018, 03:56:02 PM »
But will he participate in helping "Billie" from California exhume her aunt?

ps: the other night, listening to New Years shows while taking down the Christmas lights and taking the tree out and noticed that Norry actually said, or tried to say, "February." Once, then he quickly resorted to "Feb" in mentioning all his "big events" coming up. I also laugh that he has taken to calling some of them "the invasion of," as in "Norry's Invasion of Salt Lake." He also is backing off politics a bit with his psychics, most of whom, seem to be from California and don't like Trump. But both he and Connie have allowed talk of assasinations which was a no-no for Art. Both prediction shows sucked.
Ha!  Invasion?  "Invasion of the Money Snatchers!"


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84890 on: January 05, 2018, 03:59:32 PM »
Smart move by Joe/Tom/Long Island/Bronx. Digging her up now would be a heck of a job. If Norry had any sense of radio he would've let that segment go longer or ask least ask basic questions such "why do you want your aunt exhumed?" It could've been a fun/bizarre call.
It was pretty funny, even as it was, with Jorch's usual boobery.  Someone like Art would have filled a full segment with it.

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« Reply #84891 on: January 05, 2018, 04:06:29 PM »
It was pretty funny, even as it was, with Jorch's usual boobery.  Someone like Art would have filled a full segment with it.

The funniest part was her insistence that she need help right THEN. It was urgent.

Who knows. Maybe Noory was worried that the statue of immigrations was about to run out.

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« Reply #84892 on: January 05, 2018, 04:07:34 PM »
It was pretty funny, even as it was, with Jorch's usual boobery.  Someone like Art would have filled a full segment with it.
It was, especially as Billie was so adamant about giving out her phone number.
Art would've also gone with a special "grave-robber line." "Now, only if you've robbed a grave or exhumed a body can you call on this line. If not I will hang up." "Yes, Billie from California on KFI, calm down dear. Please turn off your radio. Good, so you've exhumed a body..." "No Art but I need someone in Long Island to dig up my..." -Click- "again callers only IF you have dug up a body can you use this number."

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« Reply #84893 on: January 05, 2018, 04:13:45 PM »
Maybe Noory was worried that the statue of immigrations was about to run out.

LMAO!!!!  ;D

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« Reply #84894 on: January 05, 2018, 04:15:23 PM »
The funniest part was her insistence that she need help right THEN. It was urgent.

Who knows. Maybe Noory was worried that the statue of immigrations was about to run out.
Heh, heh, heh.  Freaking Jorch.  He sounded like a belligerent parent with a persistent little child.

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« Reply #84895 on: January 05, 2018, 04:17:25 PM »
It was, especially as Billie was so adamant about giving out her phone number.
Art would've also gone with a special "grave-robber line." "Now, only if you've robbed a grave or exhumed a body can you call on this line. If not I will hang up." "Yes, Billie from California on KFI, calm down dear. Please turn off your radio. Good, so you've exhumed a body..." "No Art but I need someone in Long Island to dig up my..." -Click- "again callers only IF you have dug up a body can you use this number."
LOL, nailed it.  Hell, Bell could have made an entire show out of it... sigh, I miss those nights.  :'(

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« Reply #84896 on: January 05, 2018, 04:49:26 PM »
I liked Tommy's nonchalant attitude to the whole thing, like listeners on hold are constantly calling him wanting advice on digging up relatives.

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« Reply #84897 on: January 05, 2018, 08:23:53 PM »
... Has there ever been an individual who has travelled so far on such a complete lack of talent?

Hilary and the three presidents prior to Trump come to mind

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« Reply #84898 on: January 05, 2018, 08:32:14 PM »
I liked Tommy's nonchalant attitude to the whole thing, like listeners on hold are constantly calling him wanting advice on digging up relatives.
It's thanks to that steady Twinkies-high Tommy likes to maintain.






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« Reply #84899 on: January 05, 2018, 09:19:52 PM »
It's thanks to that steady Twinkies-high Tommy likes to maintain.



Thank you for that behind the scenes look at Tommy's cubicle at Premrat.  I think I saw a creme-filled submerging artist's work in that pile picked out and ready for Sunday night.