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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84780 on: December 31, 2017, 12:47:29 AM »
It's between his two back legs.
You, ewwww!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84781 on: December 31, 2017, 07:14:47 PM »
Rest easy, Canada.  The suckage will continue.



"C2C is excited to announce our new affiliates in several Canadian cities: CIRH in Vancouver (starting 12/25), CFRB in Toronto (starting 1/1/18), and CFKR in Kelowna (starting 1/15/18). We are looking to replace several other markets in Canada, where there has been a switch-up. Stay tuned for further announcements."

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/new-canadian-affiliates/

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84782 on: December 31, 2017, 07:23:21 PM »
Rest easy, Canada.  The suckage will continue.



"C2C is excited to announce our new affiliates in several Canadian cities: CIRH in Vancouver (starting 12/25), CFRB in Toronto (starting 1/1/18), and CFKR in Kelowna (starting 1/15/18). We are looking to replace several other markets in Canada, where there has been a switch-up. Stay tuned for further announcements."

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/new-canadian-affiliates/
As mild-mannered Canadian Richard Syrett might say "oh dear."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84783 on: January 01, 2018, 03:00:33 AM »
Fuck you, Cornelius.

Asshole.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84784 on: January 01, 2018, 03:27:11 AM »
Also, Connie Willisí constant, repetitive, forced laugh. Connie, if you read this, stop doing it (heh heh heh)...  it doesnít add energy or levity (heh hehe heh)....  and it doesnít make you more likeable (heh heh heh).

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84785 on: January 01, 2018, 07:14:54 AM »
Fuck you, Cornelius.

Asshole.

What did Corny do?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84786 on: January 01, 2018, 07:42:21 AM »
Also, Connie Willisí constant, repetitive, forced laugh. Connie, if you read this, stop doing it (heh heh heh)...  it doesnít add energy or levity (heh hehe heh)....  and it doesnít make you more likeable (heh heh heh).
She almost makes me miss Jorch.  Maybe that's why she's there.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84787 on: January 01, 2018, 03:20:59 PM »
Last night Connie did a little tribute to Jim Nabors  (Gomer Pyle) and also recalled watching Hee Haw on Tv a lot when she was a kid.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84788 on: January 01, 2018, 05:31:55 PM »
Last night Connie did a little tribute to Jim Nabors  (Gomer Pyle) and also recalled watching Hee Haw on Tv a lot when she was a kid.
Ha!  "Hee Haw," who would have guessed?  ::)  ;D  I listened long enough to hear her say she was playing bumpers from folks who had passed in 2017.  The last one I caught was David Cassidy doing "I think I love you."  I didn't stay long.  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84789 on: January 01, 2018, 08:53:18 PM »
Ha!  "Hee Haw," who would have guessed?  ::)  ;D  I listened long enough to hear her say she was playing bumpers from folks who had passed in 2017.  The last one I caught was David Cassidy doing "I think I love you."  I didn't stay long.  ;)

Playing bumpers from dead people is just morbid.  I did not listen and I am alive and well saying this.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84790 on: January 01, 2018, 08:56:34 PM »
Playing bumpers from dead people is just morbid.  I did not listen and I am alive and well saying this.

That's what you think! The CIA used the flashy-thing on us. Officially, we are all dead!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84791 on: January 01, 2018, 11:44:01 PM »
Norry's 2018 New Year's Resolution:  To stop using rat pelts for toupees and instead be an animal advocate.  Use only finely ground steel wool dyed coal black for toupees. 


Re:[KKatzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84792 on: January 01, 2018, 11:57:59 PM »
Also, Connie Willisí constant, repetitive, forced laugh. Connie, if you read this, stop doing it (heh heh heh)...  it doesnít add energy or levity (heh hehe heh)....  and it doesnít make you more likeable (heh heh heh).
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'Allo!
With you yet temporarily am i.
couldn't let this pass by without an refutation.
Like i Mz.Willis' general persona on the show.
Think i that she adds an note of upbeat enthusiasm to many depressing subjects here on c2c.
She's one of my faves.
Stop dissing her or you will feel the partial wrath of Beelzebubbelah.
"B_B"
PS:My health issues preclude whole wrath.
PPS:No Logo:
"][ 7VF ]["

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84793 on: January 02, 2018, 12:01:28 AM »
Jorch's dumb-ass prediction show - as bastardized from the original - tonight. Psychic on with Gigglin' Connie Willis last night.  Justified why his predictions for 2017 didn't happen. That's irrelevant because time is only a concept, and because past present and future are always now, the predictions are still valid, it's just the artificial time constraint that's wrong. Brilliant!

Re:[KKatzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84794 on: January 02, 2018, 01:03:06 AM »
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'Allo!
With you yet temporarily am i.
couldn't let this pass by without an refutation.
Like i Mz.Willis' general persona on the show.
Think i that she adds an note of upbeat enthusiasm to many depressing subjects here on c2c.
She's one of my faves.
Stop dissing her or you will feel the partial wrath of Beelzebubbelah.
"B_B"
PS:My health issues preclude whole wrath.
PPS:No Logo:
"][ 7VF ]["
She is very pretty.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84795 on: January 02, 2018, 11:10:03 PM »
What did Corny do?
I canít even begin the list.

Re:[KKatzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84796 on: January 02, 2018, 11:21:51 PM »
==================================
'Allo!
With you yet temporarily am i.
couldn't let this pass by without an refutation.
Like i Mz.Willis' general persona on the show.
Think i that she adds an note of upbeat enthusiasm to many depressing subjects here on c2c.
She's one of my faves.
Stop dissing her or you will feel the partial wrath of Beelzebubbelah.
"B_B"
PS:My health issues preclude whole wrath.
PPS:No Logo:
"][ 7VF ]["


I keep asking her how many bitcoins she needs to keep me in the lifestyle that I would like to get accustomed to. She has yet to return my emails.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84797 on: January 03, 2018, 12:18:51 AM »
GNS

stanchions is not pronounced the same as stations.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84798 on: January 03, 2018, 12:31:41 AM »
GNS

stanchions is not pronounced the same as stations.

George is a nonconformist

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84799 on: January 03, 2018, 12:37:03 AM »
hello fellow humans. i've decided to listen to coast to coast AM tonight. figured i would come in this thread and talk to you all. can we be friends?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84800 on: January 03, 2018, 12:38:06 AM »
last time i listened to coast to coast george was talking about the JFK assassination and his guest said "nigger" on air and everyone just acted like nothing happened at all and moved on with the show lmfao. this was like.......maybe a year ago or something? i dunno. i posted about it in this thread when it happened.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84801 on: January 03, 2018, 12:53:29 AM »
damn i thought this thread was going to be like a listening party. everyone talking about the radio show. come on guys. what are you doing? wake up?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84802 on: January 03, 2018, 02:26:43 AM »

Daveís brain melted five minutes into this guest.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84803 on: January 03, 2018, 02:37:26 AM »
Daveís brain melted five minutes into this guest.

Definitely showing his suckage on what should be an interesting program.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84804 on: January 03, 2018, 08:27:07 AM »
Jorch wanted to know where the cold is coming from.  Maybe it's from the vacuum in his head.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84805 on: January 03, 2018, 08:30:23 AM »
Jorch wanted to know where the cold is coming from.  Maybe it's from the vacuum in his head.

God I love you! Funniest man on the Bellgabs! ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84806 on: January 03, 2018, 08:44:15 AM »
I wish I could be as biting as "It's Over" without lowering myself into filth and profanity, but I just don't  have that MJ-12 Kung Fu!  :'(


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84808 on: January 03, 2018, 11:33:28 AM »
Jorch wanted to know where the cold is coming from.  Maybe it's from the vacuum in his head.

Dave: Explain how the moon affects tidal waves.
Guest: You mean tides? Well the moon affects tides as well as the sun. The moon about two-thirds, the sun about one-third.
Dave: But only at night, right?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84809 on: January 03, 2018, 11:37:42 AM »
Dave: Explain how the moon affects tidal waves.
Guest: You mean tides? Well the moon affects tides as well as the sun. The moon about two-thirds, the sun about one-third.
Dave: But only at night, right?

Noory's still trying to grasp the heliocentric model.  :D