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Hosts' activities during ad time

Started by DanDan, July 19, 2011, 12:17:22 AM

DanDan

If anything is important on Coast to Coast, it's what your hosts are doing during advertisement breaks. Obviously fun things, because fuck work. So, what are they doing while we listen to Noorbear tell us to invest in gold and take prostate shit? I dunno, I'm just guessing here.

--POTTYROOM
Othergeorge is a man. Ian is a man. Noorbear is probably a man. Men pee, and they pee hard. Did you think men hold their pee in all day? No. They pee fucking hard. While the ads are playing is a great time to visit good ol' White Oval, letting us sit our lazy butts on its opening hole and deposit our waste since at least 100 years ago. I can just imagine Ian just letting go of all that tension that resides in his cute little stomach while reading Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets. Othergeorge would be more serious, quick and efficient. Those packages just plop down faster than Noorbear can say "sure." Noorbear, he doesn't use the restroom. That badass just lets go in his comfortable swivel chair. Into his homemade diapers. Made out of his own moustache clippings.

What other things do you think our hosts do during ad time? And don't say something stupid like actual work.

MV/Liberace!

LOL, this might be one of the more interesting posts I've seen in a while. Welcome to CoastGab.

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Morgus

Even more interesting is what is Noory doing WHILE he is in the middle of an interview.
Often you can hear background noise of him clicking keys on his computer, probably googling all the time to loook up  some reference the guest is talking about or find info on an actor or movie that he thinks relates.
Notice tonight he plugged an upcoming taped interview with actor Gary Sinese (that Noory always calls Lt. Dan) to be broadcast later this week?

The General

It's fun to imagine George as a raging mouth-foamer as soon as the microphone is off. 

on air, in a sweet voice:
"And after the break we'll take your calls!" 

4 seconds later:
"Fuuuuck!  Where is that goddamn masseuse?  Somebody get in here and fan me, and bring me my graham crackers you worthless fuckers!  What the fuck do I pay you toadie sycophants for?  Get in here and service me!  I said GRAHAM CRACKERS, NOT RITZ CRACKERS YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!"

DanDan

Then Beer pong with the interns. It would explain the increased drunkbaggery Noorbear seems to output as the show goes on.

On another note, like office golfing, I wouldn't bat a single eye if Noorbear convinced Coast to Coast to invest in a dolphin mouth-kicking station because fuck dolphins. Those motherfuckers are getting too smart.

Avi

DanDan,

You kind of creep me out. In a good way, I mean...I think.

JustOneFix

As the kids say this has "lulz", and it did make me laugh.

Noron does appear to have a urine fetish, since he uses the word urine in place of any other word that sounds even remotely like "urine".

If anyone remembers the time he went to Linda Molten Bowels and she was clearly on the commode, Noron got rather excited over that. Expect an appearance on this thread from Willowbee.

All that aside, I figured the normal hosts get a reload of coffee or run out for a quick smoke. Noron most likely sits there and picks his nose and tries to get Tommy to pull his finger.


999

Quote from: The General on July 19, 2011, 12:41:36 AM
It's fun to imagine George as a raging mouth-foamer as soon as the microphone is off. 

on air, in a sweet voice:
"And after the break we'll take your calls!" 

4 seconds later:
"Fuuuuck!  Where is that goddamn masseuse?  Somebody get in here and fan me, and bring me my graham crackers you worthless fuckers!  What the fuck do I pay you toadie sycophants for?  Get in here and service me!  I said GRAHAM CRACKERS, NOT RITZ CRACKERS YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!"


haha. This reminds me of the infamous Kasey "Snuggles" Kasem.

Casey Kasem Loses It In The Studio

That Kasem video is awesome, and brings two things to mind:


This kind of situation/attitude is exactly why Art Bell works alone.


The lack of this kind of attitude is a huge part of why George Noory sucks.




Quinn

Quote from: Morgus on July 19, 2011, 12:34:27 AM
Even more interesting is what is Noory doing WHILE he is in the middle of an interview.
Often you can hear background noise of him clicking keys on his computer, probably googling all the time to loook up  some reference the guest is talking about or find info on an actor or movie that he thinks relates.
Notice tonight he plugged an upcoming taped interview with actor Gary Sinese (that Noory always calls Lt. Dan) to be broadcast later this week?
One time I swore I could hear him writing something as the guest was talking. Images of a tiny pink diary filled with unicorn doodles immediately flooded my mind.

Quote from: DanDan on July 19, 2011, 12:17:22 AMMen pee, and they pee hard. Did you think men hold their pee in all day? No. They pee fucking hard.

HAHAHAHA! Awesome



Robert

Sometimes Ms. Wade sounds as if she eats during breaks, & still has a little left to swallow.

The on-mic person who most consistently sounds like she's eating all. the. time. is Susan Waldman on NY Yankees radiocasts.  It could well be, however, that people who sound like that have a post-nasal drip & are always swallowing.

Occasionally Ken Freedman puts on during his program a loop that goes, "This is a stalling tape.  Your DJ is indisposed."  You can see a stalling video, titled as such, just about any time on WFMU's UStream channel.

Robert

Quote from: Morgus on July 19, 2011, 12:34:27 AMEven more interesting is what is Noory doing WHILE he is in the middle of an interview.
Often you can hear background noise of him clicking keys on his computer, probably googling all the time to loook up  some reference the guest is talking about or find info on an actor or movie that he thinks relates.
That's a charitable assumption.  You know, as opposed to porn, eBay, or cat videos.  Or Googling his own name.

Robert

Quote from: JustOneFix on July 19, 2011, 12:46:52 PMNoron does appear to have a urine fetish, since he uses the word urine in place of any other word that sounds even remotely like "urine".
Wait a minute...his name sounds remotely like "urine"!

Anyway, these days my prostate's the size of Ohio, and I get more urine on the floor while sitting on the toilet than facing it.  And continue to dribble into my pajamas for some time afterward.  I may be headed for a trans-urethral resection not far in the future at this rate, if my insurance even covers it.

Jojo

Quote from: Robert on January 04, 2018, 10:31:26 AM
Wait a minute...his name sounds remotely like "urine"!

Anyway, these days my prostate's the size of Ohio, and I get more urine on the floor while sitting on the toilet than facing it.  And continue to dribble into my pajamas for some time afterward.  I may be headed for a trans-urethral resection not far in the future at this rate, if my insurance even covers it.
Green tea?

Robert

Quote from: Jojo on January 13, 2018, 10:02:45 PMGreen tea?
I don't think it matters which liquid I drink, I have to pee it out the same.

Reminds me of that radio ad that includes the line, "Do you wake up to go?"  Always want to answer back, "Nah, I sleep right thru it."  Only happened once, though, right after I got a new mattress.  I was dreaming of looking for a bathroom, found myself standing in some tiled room where someone assured me I could go right there.  He lied.  Moral: Never trust people in your dreams.  Or maybe never get a new mattress.  I guess that means always get 'em used.  How does this morals thing work, anyway?

Jojo

Quote from: Robert on January 14, 2018, 08:35:41 PM
I don't think it matters which liquid I drink, I have to pee it out the same.

Reminds me of that radio ad that includes the line, "Do you wake up to go?"  Always want to answer back, "Nah, I sleep right thru it."  Only happened once, though, right after I got a new mattress.  I was dreaming of looking for a bathroom, found myself standing in some tiled room where someone assured me I could go right there.  He lied.  Moral: Never trust people in your dreams.  Or maybe never get a new mattress.  I guess that means always get 'em used.  How does this morals thing work, anyway?
Hope it was flippable!  One time my black pen leaked in the passenger seat of a car for sale.  No one noticed, but it ended up being the only car worth buying, and i did.  The stain eventually lightened up a lot!  BTW, those black pens had never leaked before, nor after...

But seriously, green tea has nutrients which over a long time will heal the prostrate.

I am considering switching to tea instead of coffee, as I hear tea eventually can truly kill asthma.  But, tea is so much more expensive than coffee.

My housemate wears these cool knitted reusable, washable underwear.  If only I'd known about them, they would have made menstruation a lot easier than (with my arthritis) trying to affix adhesive pads, which never stayed in place and bunched up.  I could had some of those fancy underwear in black and everything would have been so much better! Not course, they'd have to be dealt with like cotton diapers for laundry purposes.  My mom used to soak diapers in a sanitary solution until wash day.  Always smelled fresh to me.  We knew better than to open that lid!

Our lives are so much goop and poop.  I wonder why God needed so much flesh and blood to make us.  AI seems so clean.  And God is clean.  I guess we needed our bodies as sensors.  Angels don't, though.

Jojo

Quote from: Robert on January 14, 2018, 08:35:41 PM
I don't think it matters which liquid I drink, I have to pee it out the same.

Reminds me of that radio ad that includes the line, "Do you wake up to go?"  Always want to answer back, "Nah, I sleep right thru it."  Only happened once, though, right after I got a new mattress.  I was dreaming of looking for a bathroom, found myself standing in some tiled room where someone assured me I could go right there.  He lied.  Moral: Never trust people in your dreams.  Or maybe never get a new mattress.  I guess that means always get 'em used.  How does this morals thing work, anyway?
Oh and I am loving this stage of life with it's "wee hours", because I don't wake up as stiff and sore when I get up a little every few hours.

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