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Hosts' activities during ad time
« on: July 19, 2011, 01:17:22 AM »
If anything is important on Coast to Coast, it's what your hosts are doing during advertisement breaks. Obviously fun things, because fuck work. So, what are they doing while we listen to Noorbear tell us to invest in gold and take prostate shit? I dunno, I'm just guessing here.

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Othergeorge is a man. Ian is a man. Noorbear is probably a man. Men pee, and they pee hard. Did you think men hold their pee in all day? No. They pee fucking hard. While the ads are playing is a great time to visit good ol' White Oval, letting us sit our lazy butts on its opening hole and deposit our waste since at least 100 years ago. I can just imagine Ian just letting go of all that tension that resides in his cute little stomach while reading Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets. Othergeorge would be more serious, quick and efficient. Those packages just plop down faster than Noorbear can say "sure." Noorbear, he doesn't use the restroom. That badass just lets go in his comfortable swivel chair. Into his homemade diapers. Made out of his own moustache clippings.

What other things do you think our hosts do during ad time? And don't say something stupid like actual work.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 01:24:29 AM »
LOL, this might be one of the more interesting posts I've seen in a while. Welcome to CoastGab.

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Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 01:34:27 AM »
Even more interesting is what is Noory doing WHILE he is in the middle of an interview.
Often you can hear background noise of him clicking keys on his computer, probably googling all the time to loook up  some reference the guest is talking about or find info on an actor or movie that he thinks relates.
Notice tonight he plugged an upcoming taped interview with actor Gary Sinese (that Noory always calls Lt. Dan) to be broadcast later this week?

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2011, 01:41:36 AM »
It's fun to imagine George as a raging mouth-foamer as soon as the microphone is off. 

on air, in a sweet voice:
"And after the break we'll take your calls!" 

4 seconds later:
"Fuuuuck!  Where is that goddamn masseuse?  Somebody get in here and fan me, and bring me my graham crackers you worthless fuckers!  What the fuck do I pay you toadie sycophants for?  Get in here and service me!  I said GRAHAM CRACKERS, NOT RITZ CRACKERS YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!"

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2011, 01:58:35 AM »
Then Beer pong with the interns. It would explain the increased drunkbaggery Noorbear seems to output as the show goes on.

On another note, like office golfing, I wouldn't bat a single eye if Noorbear convinced Coast to Coast to invest in a dolphin mouth-kicking station because fuck dolphins. Those motherfuckers are getting too smart.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2011, 11:55:42 AM »
DanDan,

You kind of creep me out. In a good way, I mean...I think.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2011, 01:46:52 PM »
As the kids say this has "lulz", and it did make me laugh.

Noron does appear to have a urine fetish, since he uses the word urine in place of any other word that sounds even remotely like "urine".

If anyone remembers the time he went to Linda Molten Bowels and she was clearly on the commode, Noron got rather excited over that. Expect an appearance on this thread from Willowbee.

All that aside, I figured the normal hosts get a reload of coffee or run out for a quick smoke. Noron most likely sits there and picks his nose and tries to get Tommy to pull his finger.


Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2011, 04:02:38 PM »
It's fun to imagine George as a raging mouth-foamer as soon as the microphone is off. 

on air, in a sweet voice:
"And after the break we'll take your calls!" 

4 seconds later:
"Fuuuuck!  Where is that goddamn masseuse?  Somebody get in here and fan me, and bring me my graham crackers you worthless fuckers!  What the fuck do I pay you toadie sycophants for?  Get in here and service me!  I said GRAHAM CRACKERS, NOT RITZ CRACKERS YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!"


haha. This reminds me of the infamous Kasey "Snuggles" Kasem.


Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2011, 04:08:54 PM »
That Kasem video is awesome, and brings two things to mind:


This kind of situation/attitude is exactly why Art Bell works alone.


The lack of this kind of attitude is a huge part of why George Noory sucks.




Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2011, 11:48:13 PM »
Even more interesting is what is Noory doing WHILE he is in the middle of an interview.
Often you can hear background noise of him clicking keys on his computer, probably googling all the time to loook up  some reference the guest is talking about or find info on an actor or movie that he thinks relates.
Notice tonight he plugged an upcoming taped interview with actor Gary Sinese (that Noory always calls Lt. Dan) to be broadcast later this week?
One time I swore I could hear him writing something as the guest was talking. Images of a tiny pink diary filled with unicorn doodles immediately flooded my mind.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 08:13:46 AM »
Men pee, and they pee hard. Did you think men hold their pee in all day? No. They pee fucking hard.

HAHAHAHA! Awesome

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2018, 03:55:42 PM »
Classic thread

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2018, 10:05:12 PM »


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YOU decide!

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2018, 10:21:30 AM »
Sometimes Ms. Wade sounds as if she eats during breaks, & still has a little left to swallow.

The on-mic person who most consistently sounds like she's eating all. the. time. is Susan Waldman on NY Yankees radiocasts.  It could well be, however, that people who sound like that have a post-nasal drip & are always swallowing.

Occasionally Ken Freedman puts on during his program a loop that goes, "This is a stalling tape.  Your DJ is indisposed."  You can see a stalling video, titled as such, just about any time on WFMU's UStream channel.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2018, 10:24:22 AM »
Even more interesting is what is Noory doing WHILE he is in the middle of an interview.
Often you can hear background noise of him clicking keys on his computer, probably googling all the time to loook up  some reference the guest is talking about or find info on an actor or movie that he thinks relates.
That's a charitable assumption.  You know, as opposed to porn, eBay, or cat videos.  Or Googling his own name.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2018, 10:31:26 AM »
Noron does appear to have a urine fetish, since he uses the word urine in place of any other word that sounds even remotely like "urine".
Wait a minute...his name sounds remotely like "urine"!

Anyway, these days my prostate's the size of Ohio, and I get more urine on the floor while sitting on the toilet than facing it.  And continue to dribble into my pajamas for some time afterward.  I may be headed for a trans-urethral resection not far in the future at this rate, if my insurance even covers it.

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2018, 10:02:45 PM »
Wait a minute...his name sounds remotely like "urine"!

Anyway, these days my prostate's the size of Ohio, and I get more urine on the floor while sitting on the toilet than facing it.  And continue to dribble into my pajamas for some time afterward.  I may be headed for a trans-urethral resection not far in the future at this rate, if my insurance even covers it.
Green tea?

Re: Hosts' activities during ad time
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2018, 08:35:41 PM »
Green tea?
I don't think it matters which liquid I drink, I have to pee it out the same.

Reminds me of that radio ad that includes the line, "Do you wake up to go?"  Always want to answer back, "Nah, I sleep right thru it."  Only happened once, though, right after I got a new mattress.  I was dreaming of looking for a bathroom, found myself standing in some tiled room where someone assured me I could go right there.  He lied.  Moral: Never trust people in your dreams.  Or maybe never get a new mattress.  I guess that means always get 'em used.  How does this morals thing work, anyway?