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Kidnostad3

#71311
April 03, 2018, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 02, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
I for one miss Yorkshire Pud. 

Alas, he was ultimately unable to make the leap from subject to citizen.

This thread ain’t no place for the sensitive or faint of heart.  I like to catch a bit of scrotum in my zipper immediately before a BG session just to put me in the proper frame of mind.

ItsOver

#71312
April 03, 2018, 11:07:27 AM
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 02, 2018, 09:11:41 PM
I for one miss Yorkshire Pud...
Non-stop head hammering, nails on a chalkboard, listening to Jorch, catching-up on the latest Pud-love for The Donald.  I hear yeeewww.

Gd5150

#71313
April 03, 2018, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 03, 2018, 11:00:19 AM
This thread ain’t no place for the sensitive or faint of heart.  I like to catch a bit of scrotum in my zipper immediately before a BG session just to put me in the proper frame of mind.



Perhaps that’s why pudofile couldn’t handle it. He clearly lost his sack long ago.

Kidnostad3

#71314
April 03, 2018, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 02, 2018, 10:02:23 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPKXQvVe43M
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Trump’s jump in the polls notwithstanding the Stormy Daniels expose is only what one might expect.   After all, who among us has not harbored a secret desire to test his mettle in a tryst with a porn star.  For all his faults, the man is larger than life and will not be denied. 

Jackstar

#71315
April 03, 2018, 11:41:28 AM
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 03, 2018, 11:26:28 AM
the Stormy Daniels expose

It is my sincerely held belief that this entire boondoggle was made up, released, and promoted by Trump, for Trump.

Porn actor or no--she's still an actor. There's a metric shit-ton of more interesting stories out there, and yet this decades-old tryst still makes news? Bullshit, not without a huge PR budget it doesn't.

Genius.

ItsOver

#71316
April 03, 2018, 11:41:29 AM
Quote from: Gd5150 on April 03, 2018, 11:08:42 AM


Perhaps that’s why pudofile couldn’t handle it. He clearly lost his sack long ago.
Some people left their heart in San Fran.  Others appear to have lost their sack in Sacramento.



Jackstar

#71317
April 03, 2018, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 11:41:29 AM
Others appear to have lost their sack

He never had a sack. Check his posting history; he ran like a bitch anytime anyone ever brought up anything even remotely relevant.

Kidnostad3

#71318
April 03, 2018, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on April 03, 2018, 11:41:28 AM
It is my sincerely held belief that this entire boondoggle was made up, released, and promoted by Trump, for Trump.

Porn actor or no--she's still an actor. There's a metric shit-ton of more interesting stories out there, and yet this decades-old tryst still makes news? Bullshit, not without a huge PR budget it doesn't.

Genius.

You might have something there.  It does force one to contemplate the difference between a romp in the hay in a plush hotel suite with a beautiful and accomplished porn actress versus a furtive assignation in an Oval Office anti-room with a neurotic jewish princess involving only a game of hide the cigar and an inexpert BJ.   And then there is the gruesome thought of one having to bed Hilliary (if only to keep up appearances) as opposed to the Donald’s wives.  The whole thing does smack of a fiendishly clever PR gambit. 

Kidnostad3

#71319
April 03, 2018, 01:05:58 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 11:41:29 AM
Some people left their heart in San Fran.  Others appear to have lost their sack in Sacramento.



You devil you.  Do you think Laura might be keeping them in her change purse?

Gd5150

#71320
April 03, 2018, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 11:41:29 AM
Some people left their heart in San Fran.  Others appear to have lost their sack in Sacramento.



Sacklessramento

GravitySucks

#71321
April 03, 2018, 01:40:54 PM
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 03, 2018, 01:05:58 PM
You devil you.  Do you think Laura might be keeping them in her change purse?

Have you seen her NEW change purse?  I don’t think that is lambskin.

ItsOver

#71322
April 03, 2018, 01:46:54 PM
She should be showing up again, now that the name was mentioned, if she's not too busy eating The Pud's liver.

Gd5150

#71323
April 03, 2018, 01:57:14 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 01:46:54 PM
She should be showing up again, now that the name was mentioned, if she's not too busy eating The Pud's liver.

Those aren’t faba beans.

aldousburbank

#71324
April 03, 2018, 01:58:32 PM
Quote from: Gd5150 on April 03, 2018, 01:40:29 PM
Sacklessramento

You all seem to be getting a little teste on this thread.

ItsOver

#71325
April 03, 2018, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: aldousburbank on April 03, 2018, 01:58:32 PM
You all seem to be getting a little teste on this thread.
Heh, heh.  Just another day in MV paradise.

chefist

#71326
April 03, 2018, 02:03:56 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 11:41:29 AM
Some people left their heart in San Fran.  Others appear to have lost their sack in Sacramento.



Roswells is going much better these days...God Bless....

Roswells, Art

#71327
April 03, 2018, 02:07:33 PM
Quote from: chefist on April 03, 2018, 02:03:56 PM
Roswells is going much better these days...God Bless....

I wish I had that blonde hair color. I'm a fake red. Also I would use a nicer knife, maybe something Japanese or German. Japanese knives are more flexible but you have to sharpen them more often. That one looks mass produced.

Molybdenum makes it harder. Amiright Coloradans?

ItsOver

#71328
April 03, 2018, 02:11:18 PM
Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 03, 2018, 02:07:33 PM
I wish I had that blonde hair. I'm a fake red. Also I would use a nicer knife, maybe something Japanese or German. That one looks mass produced.
The great thing is The Pud wouldn't even know what a knife looked like.  You'd catch him totally by surprise.



Kidnostad3

#71329
April 03, 2018, 02:11:21 PM
Quote from: aldousburbank on April 03, 2018, 01:58:32 PM
You all seem to be getting a little teste on this thread.

Nope, Laura already got both of the little testes and their previous owner remains unaccounted for. 

Dr. MD MD

#71330
April 03, 2018, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 03, 2018, 02:07:33 PM
I wish I had that blonde hair color. I'm a fake red. Also I would use a nicer knife, maybe something Japanese or German. Japanese knives are more flexible but you have to sharpen them more often. That one looks mass produced.

Molybdenum makes it harder. Amiright Coloradans?

chefist

#71331
April 03, 2018, 02:15:47 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 02:11:18 PM
The great thing is The Pud wouldn't even know what a knife looked like.  You'd catch him totally by surprise.



;D

Roswells, Art

#71333
April 03, 2018, 02:15:59 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 02:11:18 PM
The great thing is The Pud wouldn't even know what a knife looked like.  You'd catch him totally by surprise.



You all should be thanking Pud for keeping this shithole site going. I think it proves he's a dummy for donating to it.

Dr. MD MD

#71334
April 03, 2018, 02:17:17 PM
Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 03, 2018, 02:15:59 PM
You all should be thanking Pud for keeping this shithole site going. I think it proves he's a dummy for donating to it.

No one's preventing him from being here...except maybe Laura.

Asuka Langley

#71335
April 03, 2018, 02:21:10 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on April 03, 2018, 02:11:18 PM
The great thing is The Pud wouldn't even know what a knife looked like.  You'd catch him totally by surprise.



oy m8 take me knoife i don't trust meself i have a dreadful feeling i might do a pumpkin harm

Dr. MD MD

#71336
April 03, 2018, 02:23:42 PM
Quote from: Kizuna Ai on April 03, 2018, 02:21:10 PM
oy m8 take me knoife i don't trust meself i have a dreadful feeling i might do a pumpkin harm



Look at that kid. He's pure evil! You know he's thinking about using it on his mom. ::)

ItsOver

#71337
April 03, 2018, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 03, 2018, 02:15:59 PM
You all should be thanking Pud for keeping this shithole site going. I think it proves he's a dummy for donating to it.
It's amazing MV can keep this well-oiled machine going on two quid.  Praise MV.

ItsOver

#71339
April 03, 2018, 02:28:40 PM
Quote from: Kizuna Ai on April 03, 2018, 02:21:10 PM
oy m8 take me knoife i don't trust meself i have a dreadful feeling i might do a pumpkin harm




"You guys. This is really getting ridiculous. The viciousness must stop. We need to seriously rethink this holiday and what we do to the selfless, innocent victims.

The pumpkins. The poor pumpkins.

We separate them from their families, name them Jack, carve them, mercilessly scoop out their guts and cook them…and then…WE LIGHT THEIR INSIDES ON FIRE.

Are you kidding me? How did we get here? How did we become so cruel? Torturing these fruits for our own consumption and fun. And then displaying them on our front steps during the month of October for all to see, as if displaying our creative forces on their faces is a respectable and acceptable thing to do. The shame. How dare we?..."

http://www.lifesadiscoball.com/2014/10/29/save-pumpkins/
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