THE CHARACTERS: that never existed!

[ItsOver]

Whoa! Padnah'! I'm not a BIG man. I'm just a man. Instead of a permanent resident in the adolescent trailer park; like you! It's men like me, that make it possible for persons such as yourself, to enjoy that Comic-con you adore!

Ha, ha, ha!  The Mighty Men of Jorch!

[Swishypants]

I didn't get to where I am now by being intimidated or willing to deviate from the path! Low-boys shampoo my crotch!


https://youtu.be/VAt7hK_zKr0

[Dr. MD MD]

Know this! You bitches are but mere posers.

[Swishypants]

Know this! You bitches are but mere posers.

YOU never watched that movie RITCHIE!

[Dr. MD MD]

YOU never watched that movie RITCHIE!

It's in my collection, fuckface!

[Swishypants]

Where's PUD? I'm going to make some money off that anus-massage!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Where's PUD? I'm going to make some money off that anus-massage!

I'm just spitballin' here but...at home, spending time with a girl?  A REAL one.

[Swishypants]

I'm just spitballin' here but...at home, spending time with a girl?  A REAL one.

You can't handle it boyo! Projection and failure and regret are your reward! You toughed it out, but tough ain't enough! Simple coward that needs the company of peers to draw courage. I did with intellect, what you couldn't do with training and gear.


https://youtu.be/wg2ZtSHoKY0

[Swishypants]

It's in my collection, fuckface!

This homo right here!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You can't handle it boyo! Projection and failure and regret are your reward! You toughed it out, but tough ain't enough! Simple coward that needs the company of peers to draw courage. I did with intellect, what you couldn't do with training and gear.


https://youtu.be/wg2ZtSHoKY0

I just listened to a song...lyrics said "I'd rather trust a man, doesn't shout what he's found, there's  NO NEED TO SELL if you're homeward bound."  You are trying too hard to sell something that isn't sold on a fucking internet message board, Swish.

But go ahead, tell us all about it.  That's what this thread is for,  isn't it?  You were telling a story.  Mayhap in the vein of Kyle or Luttrell?  Lay it on us. 

[Swishypants]

I just listened to a song...lyrics said "I'd rather trust a man, doesn't shout what he's found, there's  NO NEED TO SELL if you're homeward bound."  You are trying too hard to sell something that isn't sold on a fucking internet message board, Swish.

But go ahead, tell us all about it.  That's what this thread is for,  isn't it?  You were telling a story.  Mayhap in the vein of Kyle or Luttrell?  Lay it on us.

This isn't an internet forum dumbfuck. There is no story to sell. Only fiction, and you help sell it!

[Swishypants]

My books are only for sale after I am dead, and that's going to be awhile yet! 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

This isn't an internet forum dumbfuck. There is no story to sell. Only fiction, and you help sell it!

There you go dipshit, fiction....glad we are finally on the same page.  Now STFU and write, boy.   

[Dr. MD MD]

I think this is the part where he uses his dick like a skipping rope. 

[Swishypants]

Know what I mean? BILLY!?


https://youtu.be/JRWlnv0_svU

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Know what I mean? BILLY!?


https://youtu.be/JRWlnv0_svU

Oh yeah, I'm picking up what you're laying down.... :

[Swishypants]

Oh yeah, I'm picking up what you're laying down.... :

You don't say that!

[Swishypants]

It's lonesome in fiction town.


https://youtu.be/iDpYBT0XyvA

[Swishypants]

My GOD! What happened?

[Swishypants]

I want this in this book as well as the other. Southern Comfort!


https://youtu.be/vFPK5paOXnU

[ItsOver]

Where's PUD? I'm going to make some money off that anus-massage!

No doubt very busy working on his "I hate Trump" talking points for the day.

[Swishypants]

No doubt very busy working on his "I hate Trump" talking points for the day.

The Feathermen are corrupt. I'ma' end 'em! I know how they think!