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"Girls are terrible at romance though. Like 90% of wominz who have tried to get me in the sack are just like 'durr I got a butt and boobies and I like one or two things' and stand there like they got a back ache or gotta piss or something. Women just expect poo poo to happen to them."
I'm here for the caption contest. We have those on Saturday nightz, right guyz??
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