Attorney General of the USA - Jeff Sessions

[Ruteger]

The Trumpinator has selected Jeff Sessions as the next AG of the USA - suck it up, snowflakes! There is a new sheriff in town! 

[Dr. MD MD]

Deal with it, snowflakes! There is a new sheriff in town! 

He better not try to take my weed! 

[Ruteger]

You weed users stink. do you realize that? I was in the sauna at my local gym, and some mongoloid came in and immediately the place stank of cannabis. The stuff seeped out of his pores...

[Dr. MD MD]

You weed users stink. do you realize that? I was in the sauna at my local gym, and some mongoloid came in and immediately the place stank of cannabis. The stuff seeped out of his pores...

Fuck you, old man! If you were in front of me right now I'd blow it in your stupid face! 

[Jackstar]

The stuff seeped out of his pores...

Just wait until you find out what high fructose corn syrup smells like. You'll beg for clean weed then.