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Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:41:50 AM »
I can't imagine the RN or RAF would send up a heli to chase a submarine unless it was a seek and destroy in conjunction with surface ships and attack subs. And it it was an attack sub, they wouldn't need the others.

The U.K. doesn't have a Submarine or a Helicopter left in service anymore! LMFAO! POOR! YOU'RE POOR!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:38:36 AM »
Stop it..stop it now. If Banoon went underwater he'd die of shock with the alcohol lowering his body temperature.

He's in our secret bunker under the sea, with Churchill!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:37:57 AM »
I don't address them because they're not with me. They came with you guys. Also, I really feel like I'm not a Nazi and I feel that you are. That's my truth, pud. Oprah said we should all respect each others truths.  :D

This fucking guy is a Confederate! No one thinks we still exist, but we DooOooo! We endorsed Obama because we knew after 8 years of him, America would never ever go progressive again! The South rose motherfuckers!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:35:48 AM »

You know Banoon is out at Breitbart don't you? He was their champion. It shows the level of decency that the owners have..They have no problem with racist contributors, but criticise Trump's family, and that's a big no no.



Bannon has just gone under the surface of the water! We run silent! We run deep! You fucks didn't think Trump was going to win or that he had half the country backing him either! You pathetic fool!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:30:40 AM »
Do I? How would you know what I want, shithead?

I know you must be having a conniption fit about running out of Little Debbie snack cakes about now, you chubby bastard!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:27:56 AM »

So Trump voters as a rule tend to drive cars into people and kill them? Or carry torches and KKK insignia? And/or post anti Semitic propaganda? I see, well, I didn't imagine you'd vouch for that, but I guess you really do hate America.  ???

Pud, what are you babbling about? The "Nazi's" were paid Soros shills and it's been proven! And as far as hating America, America is a Pretty Hate Machine and always has been! It hated the Nazi's and you were born, then you came over here and fucked Laura--who must have only ever been fingered with one finger before she met you--and it's proof positive that we made a fucking MISTAKE!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:25:32 AM »

P.S. Does this gaslighting shit actually work with anyone with an IQ above room temperature?  :D

You think people want you here, so I guess it does!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 10:10:55 AM »
He's not a HIPPIE you Tards! He's a SATANIST! Sure, he says that he's left it behind and evolved, but that just means he like a Black Belt in Satanism or some shit now!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 09:38:24 AM »

You weren't at the LZ.. They hovered for ten minutes but you didn't show up.

BULLSHIT! I was in the bushes taking pot-shots at the chopper with my .38! Fuckin' assholes! They didn't bring any Bourbon! I'm not going with them!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
« on: January 10, 2018, 09:31:59 AM »
Sound is a lot better Rupe, but don't give these faggots a shout-out! I'm yo' Huckleberry, Mr. Lova' Lova'! You say: "Oh Swishy! Yours is the superior intellect! You cock is 3 feet long and shaped like a baseball bat! My sister is a huge whore and you can totally come over to my house and fuck her!"

Sell fucking Cigarettes on the show man! It will be AWESOME! Contract with some Craig's List Pimps and the drug cartels! Lets get this PARTY started RIGHT! Oh, and Nazi Pepe spinners for the children! Along with a free pack of smokes!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 09:29:57 AM »
Cooperating with a foreign government for the purpose of affecting the outcome of a U.S. election is treason.

The election was a reflection of how half this country DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE YOUR BULLSHIT PROGRESSIVE/COMMIE BULLSHIT and is ready, willing, and able to shoot you in the fucking face if you don't piss off!

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Random Topics / Re: Sustainable Dieting and Health (Naps, Diet, Exercise)
« on: January 10, 2018, 09:06:53 AM »
I'll take mine handcuffed and blindfolded with KY Jelly and Baby Oil please!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
« on: January 10, 2018, 06:13:29 AM »
How about a show on tape, and if the NSA can see through it when you put it over your laptop or mobile phone camera's?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:37:11 AM »
Btw, if you make us love you, don't ever leave us like Daddy Art did! You see the fucking dysfunction divorce causes on the kids!?



FUCK YOU ART! Look at what you do!

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I think pyramids symbolize death?

Got yer Gen 2 Nightvision back from the manufacturer huh?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:26:57 AM »
Just make it your own and be true to YOU man! Artistic licence doesn't come from you. It comes through you. Consider doing drugs! Be quiet and let it flow. Break a Leg!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:25:31 AM »
I gave you guys a shout here. I am working on some stuff. It's gonna take some time but this has helped me A LOT.



HOLY SHIT! You're EDDIE MONEY!



(See how I picked out an obscure one! Because I'm OSSUM like that! Early 90's Eddie Money! You faggots didn't see that one comin' did ya!)

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Ban baby ban. This country has enough lazy losers as it is. If they need it for legitimate pain management they can go get a prescription from a legitimate Dr MD MD like everyone else has to do for pain.

Phillip Morris should produce it, just to make the lefts heads explode. 😎

It should be like it was in the 70's! Illegal, but nobody cares unless you see some Hippie fucks one day and want to bash their skulls in! Same with drunk driving! If it's 5:30 PM and you're pulled over and not intoxicated, you get a ticket and the officer peels off a beer from his belt, makes you drink it in front of him, and follows you home to make sure you don't hit anyone. After 3 or 4 you can drive great. It's that first one or two you gotta' watch!

Also, everyone should have a bottle of Wild Turkey in their desk at work or you're FIRED!

Which brings me to my final point! Any man over 35 without a big-boobed 20 year old bimbo secretary is GAY! You have to bang her in the supply closet at least once a week!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: January 10, 2018, 03:36:10 AM »
Says the tutu girl.

"Welcome to Taco Bell, Mr. Daniels, can I take your NEW WORLD ORDER?


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Smoke Weed, Drink Alcohol, or Talk Mean to one another; this website is totally dopamine deficient!



The faggotism!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: January 09, 2018, 10:08:08 PM »
And swishing is for toilet brushes.

WE KNOW YOU'RE A MAN!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 09, 2018, 10:03:25 PM »
The entire movie industry is dead. Only the dumbass Chicoms keep it alive. They will watch ANYTHING!

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Random Topics / Re: Which Sports Teams Do You Hate And Why
« on: January 09, 2018, 09:56:43 PM »
Hope we get another team in Houston soon. The guy that just bought the Rockets says he wants a team.

In 1998/99 the Stars won the Stanley Cup and the Aeros won the Turner Cup.

I don't like you trying to pretend you're a real Texan. GET OUT! Unless you're 8 generations deep, you're just a visitor.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 09, 2018, 09:51:24 PM »
I haven't watched Television or been to a movie theater in 17 years. It's so weird to see clips like that. I have zero idea who most celebrities are now and I'm damn glad of it!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Caravan to Midnight
« on: January 09, 2018, 09:44:34 PM »
I couldn't agree more, not even enough interest to bitch about the lack of guests, no show tonight so far, it just goes on and on.
Fortunately, there are other, better programs than the evangelical ministry. Crashed and burned to a cinder.

Is he just broadcasting to 5 idiots still left there or what? It's over John! Hang it up! You screwed the pooch!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: January 09, 2018, 09:41:28 PM »
Just once I want a guest to claim they are former Viet Cong! And give him shit about rolling with such a "loser" outfit like the US Marines. :)

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: January 09, 2018, 09:37:21 PM »
Wow, that is a timeless instrumental!  Swing dancing!

Swing Dancing is a style of dance between men and women during WWII, not an orgy between Auturians like you understand it to be.

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Archive of Old Threads / Re: Worst come on lines EVER!.. ?
« on: January 09, 2018, 09:32:28 PM »
"You look mighty fine in dem jeans!" - Mr. T said this to me one time.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 09, 2018, 08:08:16 PM »
That stings. I really thought Letterman would be a Trump guy.  :'(

The Hollywood KGB Machine won't allow it. He probably is in secret.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 09, 2018, 06:01:10 PM »
Millennials: The ultimate conformists to KGB indoctrination.  If killing niggers was popular, they'd be fighting for the Grand Wizard slot.

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