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Messages - Swishypants

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:19:21 PM »
Nope. It's when I put your stupid pretender ass on ignore, like now.  ;)

Swishypants: the biggest faggot poser on Bellgab!!! ;D

Go back in your safe space pumpkin! You were just getting in my way anyhow!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:18:01 PM »
TrrrrrrrUMPSKI!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:17:26 PM »
Michelle Johnson's tits are saggy as fuck now, but still BrrrrrrUMPSKI!!!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:16:13 PM »
Still waiting, faggot. Yawn! You're getting boring again. I may have to put you back in your box.

Is that what you call your "Man pussy?"

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:13:33 PM »
With your little nub?  I dobt it.

She makes my dick hole sprout a dick!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:12:01 PM »
I was just waiting for you to get worked up enough to threaten to kill me before I lowered the boom on ya and made your blood run cold! Ya prick!  ;)

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:09:45 PM »
I may be a Mk. 1 Clone, but I got the biggest dose of Alien DNA.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:08:51 PM »
She didn't know you're gay?! I guess that will surprise her but she seems pretty stalwart and will probably cope just fine.

I knew since the third day dumbass! Don't get all butthurt.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:02:14 PM »
FIFY ;)

JoJo's gonna' be upset. Oh shit!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 02:00:26 PM »
 8)


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:58:28 PM »
Scotch the Little Birds! Another one bites the dust! Whoooo GOD DAMN I'm GOOD!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:57:01 PM »
Is that what you're doing? Makes sense for a faggot like you.

I'm "retired" don't you know? I just make phone calls now.  ;D

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:54:10 PM »
My boy, Shaffer LOVES my ass! I've been doing it long before you!  8)

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:53:14 PM »
New at what? Indulging you in your silly little delusions? No, son, I've been doing that awhile now, unfortunately. ::)

Sitting on your ass eating Ding-Dongs and dreaming of Obama?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:49:36 PM »
You said you're "men" were only a couple hundred miles out. Is it really going to take that long?

You're new at this. It takes time to recon, formulate an intercept, and make it look like an accident. Don't worry, you don't have to remember this.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:48:01 PM »
Fuck your mother.

You're his mother!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:46:52 PM »
I told them about your skimming and working with the Feds. They're highly motivated!  ;D

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:45:39 PM »
Everyone knows you're gay.  :D

A guy said that to me once! He was dead in 48 hours!  8)

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:40:09 PM »
A great, funny movie that the Academy sadly overlooked. Even if there was some money laundering or financial high-jinx associated with it, I forget the details on that though.

That POON MAGNIFIQUE!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:39:20 PM »
My heart rate is a calm 60. I'm having toast and tea right now.  :)

Enjoy it! Last meal!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:37:13 PM »
One of your buddies, no doubt.  :D

You'd better pack yer shit and run! They're 230 miles out!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:34:44 PM »
Trump is turning your country into a 'shit-hole' ...... sad.
Trump's 'shit-hole' is surrounded by his face ..... amusing.

And look who decides to show up! The FLESHLIGHT! Beep-boop-beeep-ERRRT!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:30:08 PM »
You should! He's one of yours. ;)

I found ya cock-sucker obama voter! La Muerta Escadrille Rojo is on it's way motherfucker!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:27:52 PM »
Shittypants. I know you're talking but I can't hear you. It's kind of like you're farting against the wind. Be a good boy and be willing to have an intelligent conversation and I will take you off /ignore. At least Doc tries. He fails but he tries

Leme box ya titties bitch!


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:20:44 PM »
Sorry. Forgot you don't read. Just like Our Dear Leader. Note the last line Bright Economic Outlook - With Credit to Obama

Here's the numbers
"But 49 percent of voters say former President Barack Obama is more responsible for the state of the economy, while 40 percent say Trump is more responsible."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Obama had the economy within' six weeks of total collapse when Trump won the election! LMAO!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:18:27 PM »
 ;D


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:16:30 PM »
...


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:09:14 PM »
 ;D


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:05:15 PM »
Yeah. But you have only small shreds of working brain matter left after your love affairs with Alex and Donny and the shirtless guy

Speaking of Cock Suckers! Here's the roving coffee table NOW!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 12, 2018, 01:03:35 PM »
Once. Then I woke up and convinced everyone to vote for Trump. Now things are getting better. :)

If you suck a dick, just ONE TIME, you're a cock-sucker for LIFE RITCHIE!!!

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