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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 03:13:03 AM »
This one goes out to Ritchie! You were terrible honey, but thanks for pearls off your night-stand, SWINE!


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:52:40 AM »
That's a panty-drop right there Gentlemen! Par for the course! I'll meet up with you at Tee Time, after I save this whore from chipped finger nails.  :D

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:51:02 AM »
Do you want to be taken for a ride? Of course you do!  ;)

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:38:15 AM »
Weightless! Tumbling dice on Gods' most dangerous bet! The smell of the pistons crusting engine oil into brittle! Fuel gushing! All needles pegged! The sink of the pocket, and slam of the turns; as you feel nothing but FANGS OUT! Immortal. Rapier in focus! Glorious in every way! Sweat dripping. Muscles straining. SEX ON FIRE! - God damn everything I do is pure excellence!

The guns were always loaded Mademoiselle, but the safeties didn't switch-off until I saw you! *clink-clink*

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:27:50 AM »
"Smart motherfuckers, seem like Crazy motherfuckers, to Stupid motherfuckers" Ritchie!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:05:44 AM »
These are the basis for the X-Wings in George Lucas' once magnificent franchise.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:58:35 AM »
I can only confirm that 2 XIVe's were put on the active duty line in Burma during the last two weeks of the war. (one with the white cowling, and one flat black [meaning it wasn't painted upon arriving in India before being deployed]) They ran photo-recon for about 10 days before the secession of hostilities. Rarest Combat Spits!

Figher Pilots are brave. Photo-Recon Pilots are the Iron-men of balls-out adrenaline! One lone jockey, blazing across the tree-tops, with a single mission; dragging every flack battery, machine-gun nest, rifle, and enemy fighter in the area in tow! "COME ON FUCKERS! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" :)  The mission complete, he arcs into the azure blue--the griffin chugging at firewall throttle--and RTB's for a cool chibuli and a nice rape of a local Mamason; a job well done Sir!


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:44:00 AM »
I'm going this route with the livery. You fuckin' LOVE IT! Yeah BITCH!  ;D (Black nose however)



It's so late-war British! You can almost hear the crushing heart-break surrounding it as the Empire faded away with one last barrel-role into the tropical sunset! There went the LAST heterosexual Limey!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:40:31 AM »
I had to do some shit to my model! God I love building plastic models. But only in 1:48 scale. 1:32 is too big, and 1:72 is too Euro-fag! 1:144 is rice-dick shit. 1:24 is just God damn freakish!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:38:33 AM »
Brilliant! My reverse psychology plan to get him to STFU seems to have worked. You're welcome, everyone.  ;D

You think you're Brain, but you're really Pinky, RITCHIE!  Naaarf!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:42:56 AM »
Nice to see you Mr. Vashtar. Hope you find it interesting. If not, you know who to blame .... Trump!  >:(  At least that's who I blame for everything, now that jazmunda isn't here to kick around anymore

Trump did not make you sleep with the entire football team in High School whore! You came from a good family too! You did that and so much more deviant sexual shit, because you are just a nasty whore to the core! Your pussy makes Mr. Magoo sounds when you walk! (walks pigeon toed and lists to the left a little)

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Random Topics / Re: Mudslides in Central California
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:36:13 AM »
First there are fires. Then there are mudslides.

She's describing anal sex with a bi-curious faggot that had a scorching case of herpes! She thought she could "turn him" by having him try it "furry style" with her, but even her butt was too loose for him.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:33:33 AM »
Swishypants, you stupid, cock sucking faggot! >:(

I just wanted to say that knowing I won't have to read his stupid response and that he'll now shit out a page of autism in response for your entertainment. Now, go monkey go!  ;D


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:15:27 AM »
They gave me a GUN Ritchie! The BIG one!



"I wish that I could really tell you
All the things that happened to me
And all that I have seen."

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:05:26 AM »
The Bellgab cupid strikes again! Another love connection!  ;D

I was abducted by Aliens, did 10 years in their Special Forces, and have returned as sole-survivor from the wastelands to become King Turdle, here on Shit Mountain! You will bend the knee to me or I'll burn this motherfucker to smudgen-cinder! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All is rat-tat-tat and det. coord!


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Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
« on: January 10, 2018, 11:18:52 PM »
Petty Officer 1st Class Kristian Saucier? Saucier! Obvious Mexican is OBVIOUS! MS-13 infiltration of the Navy's mobile phone program.


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:29:45 PM »
God damnit! Are you going to fight me or what?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:27:27 PM »
Cornish Game Hens, wild-rice and Green Geans' Almondene tonight Pud. Some simple goose pate on sliced/toasted baguette to start. And a lovely apple pop-over ala mode for desert! Of course we'll serve coffee afterward. How are you?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:24:32 PM »
Pud is busy doing butt stuff with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:22:19 PM »

Don't disappoint me Luke! They should be indelibly etched on your brain. Then again, you didn't recognise the Spiteful or Seafang...  :-\

Oh, I recognized them. I was just doing my traditional troll dance for your stroking pleasure.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:18:09 PM »
pate is a legend in his own mind, but it does mind!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:16:22 PM »
Not at all..C135s, C141, C130s...

just hitting random keys isn't communication Pud.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:14:30 PM »

I've covered it sweetcheeks.. I left you some homework. I want it in by next monday.

God I hope you're more amusing than MD is. He's really in the abyss this time. I think that switchblade comb he got in Jr. High might be close at-hand. Watch him. We don't want him to do anything rash, to his rash.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:11:45 PM »
I went out for coffee with a pilot friend of mine. We discussed elevator trim, cg, turbine spool up, APUs and of course ILS.

Emoji's and X-Plane 11 huh?

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:09:48 PM »
I got this one Pudophile.

Hey Swish, isn't it thyme for yore meds?

You're weird, and self-amusing; this is why I ignore you most of the time. Your posts are just too stupid to make fun of.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:08:33 PM »
I've left some highly insensitive cultural bashing for you in the Submarine thread. Please read it, rage out of control, punch Laura in the tit, and get back to me on it please.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:06:42 PM »
PUD! Where have you been? I was trapped here with MD and pate and it was getting very lonely and I was becoming "curious."

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:04:04 PM »
I suppose you have the death sentence in twelve countries too, eh, tadpole?



Conus Immunity and command of CIA-SAD. :)

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 10, 2018, 06:58:51 PM »
Propellerly spelt "vain" thymes witch:



pate wants to be a grammar nazi, but posts a video that can't be embedded. OoooooooOHHHHH! Blowback!

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Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
« on: January 10, 2018, 06:42:39 PM »
There is one saving grace to all of this. The Argies are just as broke-down as the Brits, and are only doing this shit in the hopes that the US will fight for Britain, then invade and fix their roads for them. It's essentially a "Cripple Fight" between two opposing sides that could manage one angry stare each before collapsing to the floor, totally exhausted.

The Argies MIGHT get off one rip from a surplus FN-FAL if that 20rd. box of ammo from 1982 still ignites. It would result in the sinking of the entirety of Wales if they do it.

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