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Messages - Swishypants

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:59:48 AM »
Oh, sorry, man. I didn't realize you guys were here together. I let you get back to your party lovefest.

Don't be SKEERD Pumpkin!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:53:06 AM »

Stupid because you voted for Obama or pointing it out?  ???

He surfs gay porn when he gets drunk too!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:50:32 AM »
I'd pay to see you play one of the bad guys that Bronson caps in a Death Wish movie. :D

I could play you out with the cat if you like.  8)


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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:42:45 AM »
You do know that Obama (who YOU voted for) is no longer POTUS don't you? Let it go.

HA-HA! Pud outed you!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts: CNN Reports Some News!
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:09:36 AM »
When did your other train spotter friends decide you were the most demented in their group?  :-\

You were the "girl" in the bedsheet scene weren't you Pud. Insatiable fag! The lengths you go to!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:07:56 AM »

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:03:25 AM »
ANIMAL STYLE!!!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:01:49 AM »
Why would you? You have trains to play with. Why not just say you couldn't cope with women, at least you'll be honest.

Smash bricks of frozen butter with your ass cheeks Pud! I got a salty baguette needs tendin'.

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:22:43 AM »
It's funny that ever since Kennedy/Nixon, the left goes visual and the right auditory.

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:20:42 AM »


I often wondered if Art was stroking it some nights while doing the show. I'll bet that filthy bastard was!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:17:50 AM »
Lee Marvin.  Top five bad asses of the big screen?  He'd shit out Ryan Gosling, after eating him alive.



I honestly have no idea who Ryan Gosling is. I'm serious. When I dropped Hollywood and the MSM, I dropped them cold and never looked back. I saw that shot of the bird dying in "Thin Red Line" and it pissed me off so bad I grabbed my girl by the wrist and we marched up the isle, never looking back. When I got home I called the cable company and cancelled my cable subscription and turned the TV into a spare monitor for video editing playback. Fuck 'em! It was the last straw, back in 2001!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:16:56 AM »
LOL!  ;D It never gets old!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:10:38 AM »
Marvin would kick Mulder's ass.   He ate people like Mulder for breakfast.

Hollywood needs White Alpha-male, Non-P.C. Neanderthals to turn itself around, but it's suicidal. Literally anyone who does a distribution network for a third-coast film industry can become wealthier than Bill Gates in 5 years if they would just jump! Even the minorities are clamoring for it's return!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:07:28 AM »
Shit, fuck streaming.  I've got the blu-ray.  Hell,  I'll take Delta Force over a lot of the crap put out today.



I had the idea for streaming video in 1997. I had a server in my apartment with an S-video-out card and a splitter that ran to the living room and bedroom with a baby version of DIV-X mounted to a pair of Windows 98 Beta laptops. Unfortunately I just listened to Art, smoked weed, and jerked off constantly back then.  I even had a girlfriend but my fiendish hairy palms were insatiable. It cost me everything!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:58:40 AM »
I watched "The Dirty Dozen" again yesterday. I've worn out the digital stream on it.



A photo of Lee telling his Black house-made to churn the butter faster, because it's not holding up to the heat of the M-3 under combat conditions. "You smell fresh bread and butter Hans?"

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:55:05 AM »
I wish they would dig-up Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson God damnit! I'd watch them touch dicks all day long!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:53:48 AM »
Don't be ignorant!
Dats ignorant!


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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:49:44 AM »
They probably gave up on me.



You're a virus, in wooden shoes!


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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:42:35 AM »
I haven't watched TV since I walked out of "The Thin Red Line" after 20 minutes. That's when I gave up and dedicated my life to interracial midget porn.

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:36:36 AM »
But we did learn that “they” are uploading a bit of us every time we use our phones. Probably true.

Better get an Android! My pennis weighs a ton!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:27:14 AM »
Agreed! Duchovny apparently went through a phase where he actually believed he was good looking and some kind of well liked sex symbol. It sped up his "jewish ""haka-daka"" trader" look. Fucking dork! No David! NOBODY EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL! You were the geeky FBI agent; two steps shy of the comic relief!

Anderson looks like a plastic surgery version of a diving board! What happened to the fat-girl that you would let you corn-hole her to saver her "virginity" for marriage?

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 08:59:10 AM »
Chris Carter is the retarded love child of Clarence


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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 08:54:11 AM »
If they were going to resurrect anything X-Files related it should have been "The Lone Gunmen!" I do not give a rats-ass about Scully & Moulder past season six! And season six was just out of habit. The entire show really only lasted five seasons. Season 3 and 4 were outstanding though!

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Random Topics / Re: X-Files 2018
« on: January 11, 2018, 08:52:35 AM »
I'm still "missing" it! I must check my "don't give a fuck!" I think it's too high.

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Random Topics / Re: Christmas Christstollen with JoJo - Seig ANUS!
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:28:14 AM »
Tuck yer shit JoJo, the head is purple!

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Random Topics / Re: Christmas Christstollen with JoJo - Seig ANUS!
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:23:16 AM »
GO FORTH! Go forth on this fine THORS DAY morning my childrens, and DESTROY!!!  ;D



GUNS! GUNS! BUNS!

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Random Topics / Re: Christmas Christstollen with JoJo - Seig ANUS!
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:14:29 AM »


See! That's why we're friends! In High School you and I would have sat at the same table in the Quad at lunch, and blown spit-wads into the back of RITCHIES' fat Scottish head! :)

There he goes! Being a pig-shit thick Star Trek fucker!

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Random Topics / Re: Christmas Christstollen with JoJo - Seig ANUS!
« on: January 11, 2018, 03:38:45 AM »
Do you guys ever just get down on your knees and Thank God I showed up here to save you from your sad-dilettante finger-fucks? Nice forum you got here NERDS! ;)

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Random Topics / Re: Christmas Christstollen with JoJo - Seig ANUS!
« on: January 11, 2018, 03:21:34 AM »
I've got a sour-dough yeast brewing up in a mason jar based off the old Dallas Mansion Hotel recipe (who in-turn procured it from the original Four Seasons Hotel in Paris). I'm feeding it for 8 days; gonna' be a prize winner! Fresh, hot, crispy-soft, sourdough rolls with butter and jam anytime! Keep them in a glass cake pedestal in the kitchen on a doilie. Delicious! We're talking WWI level French Sourdough Bread here. None of you peasants have ever tasted its' like, and never will! Not "elite" enough! I, I'm better than you. It's true.


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