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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:53:06 PM »
I know what you mean and I have my moments where I lose it.  One of the reasons why I don't watch the talking heads shows anymore. Then again, I'm not President.  I don't feel the need as much to keep my composure as I think a President should.  I'm worried about the long term effects of Trump's presidency not the short term.  I'm not going to come on here everyday and bash Trump because I agree with the things he has done....at least when he's not losing it on twitter and other places.  We'll see how it all pans out but I'm not optimistic.

The WWII guys are long gone 21st. The office is a reflection of the public, and we live in the pooflinger era.

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Random Topics / Re: Google Adsense is finished on BellGab.
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:51:43 PM »
Et tu, Brute?

It's kind of like your next door neighbor telling you he doesn't like how you fuck your wife and giving you pointers on stroke technique.

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How To Use BellGab / Re: Error Message
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:43:27 PM »
The Bellgabs is like the original Batmobile, running on rims with the jet-boost engaged!



Sup bitch!

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How To Use BellGab / Re: Error Message
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:40:30 PM »
You fuckers! I wasn't going to say anything because I enjoy MVs' ineptness at running this blood-simple mudda'fuckah'!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:38:07 PM »
I know you feel the same as I do and thanks for your words of support. What was that old line of TR's?  "Speak softly but carry a big stick."

The brainwashed Commie Millennials only fear one thing; actual physical violence. This is not a time for subtly. I saw a vehicle with a "FIGHT RACISM" sticker on it today. I had to resist the urge to walk up to it and knock on the window and say "Ding-Ding Motherfucker!"

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Random Topics / Re: Google Adsense is finished on BellGab.
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:11:40 PM »
I remember when I used to run forums. No advertising. No adsense. No donations. Just 35 bucks a month for hosting and no sign-up or registration. Faggotism run rampant. I was happy. I just didn't know it at the time. I wouldn't say I "ran" them actually. I just set them up and trolled my own shit with the rest of the Tards.

Before that; an IP address and a BBS server in a closet! A 486SX ought to be enough for the two dozen users we have.

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:07:09 PM »
How are all the people in the shithole Bellgab this evening?  :)

Flapjina!

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Random Topics / Re: Google Adsense is finished on BellGab.
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:03:06 PM »
Who runs Bing?


Time to drop in The Jeds! Know what I mean dawg?

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Random Topics / Re: Google Adsense is finished on BellGab.
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:45:27 PM »
Some years ago, I decided to sit down to pee. Not because I had to, but because it was obviously a more luxurious way to urinate. However, I still get "Morning Wood!" Elbows on knees; Cadillac ride!


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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 06:26:24 PM »
This country needs a race-based massacre so it can remember what racism really is. At least 75,000 dead in one night.

Belay that! 3 million!

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Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 11, 2018, 06:25:02 PM »

If he was doing that, then he should go to say, Kenya, he might learn to read and speak English..

So yeah, it was racist.

Unless I deny you employment, university enrollment, a home or small business loan, or physically attack or kill you, solely because of the color of your skin, it's not racism.  Calling you names is just calling you names. Deal with it and stop being a pussy.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:24:20 PM »
They removed General Ham at gunpoint and replaced him with General Sanchez for trying to send SFOD-D in.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:09:38 PM »
I voted for the lesser of two evils with great reluctance.  I complained about it to the people working the polls.

Same here.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:09:01 PM »
You're a poser and a Democrat. I ate Richie for breakfast.

Nah, uh-hu! Not this time Ritchie. I knew you were a piece of shit, but God damn! Say what you want about me, but I have performed service for this nation, and our guys in Benghazi died partially because of your willfull ignorance. You're done pal. Hit the road.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:07:19 PM »
And you really think McCain was different now? Really?! :D

McCaine is a traitor. Obama is a KGB Red Diaper Baby and Saboteur!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:06:02 PM »
Might want to sleep light, for the rest of your life Ritchie!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:05:18 PM »
To you, he was an unknown quantity.  I knew exactly who he was when he was running.

We all knew. Ritchie did too!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:04:15 PM »
Obama was an unknown quantity at the time whereas McCain was obviously bought and now proven treasonous. I seriously doubt you're even American, like your buddy gnooryblows.  :D

So you let us down that night! We went to war that night. You're a traitor Ritchie; pure and simple.

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OH MY GAWD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BODY IS READY!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:42:07 PM »
Hi, Democrat! :D

You voted for Obama! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCKIN' QUEER!!!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:41:17 PM »
Didn't they threaten first? Oh, right! You're a fucking idiot that no one should EVER listen to.  :D

I'm threatening you! First! RIGHT NOW!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:40:32 PM »
Trump said he was going to send F-52's to Norway. They only exist in Call of Duty! Is this guy GREAT or what?  ;D

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:38:19 PM »
Net Neutrality = packet breaking; been here since DARPANET Cock-fag!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 04:36:41 PM »
I left the house today for half an hour! I'm ready to KILL! Bring on THUNDA' DOME!!!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 03:36:25 PM »
Welcome to the party, pal!

This party is kinda gay.

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:30:04 PM »
BREAKING: A bunch of shit is going on in Washington D.C. I have a gun and will shoot any motherfucker that annoys me in the face. All is fucking fine! Don't obey the law. Kill.


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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:29:55 PM »
Nope. The outside world doesn't give me the same opportunity to be a thorn in your side. I'm not going anywhere, faggot!  :D

I thought you were buying Bellgab and shutting it down anyway?! Still getting your "financing" in order?  ;D

Atta' Girl!  :D

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:24:32 PM »
Remember that time Jayson and You and I built that effigy of Rodney King and tied it to a tree and beat it with golf clubs and baseball bats to show solidarity with Daryl Gates? Mmmm! Good times! I think we then had ginger ales and shot silly string all over one another.


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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:08:44 PM »
I eventually came to my sense. You're both hopelessly insane.

Mmmm! Maybe you should leave this poofling monkey cage and become sassy, and independent! You've got a lot to offer you know!

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Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
« on: January 11, 2018, 12:04:54 PM »
I'm not. I just didn't realize that pud was giving you a good rogering until I walked in on you. If only I could burn my eyes.  :o

Carry on, Democrats.  ;D

The sex shit is true, but don't be gosh Ritchie! You know you voted for Obama and not me. You could have joined us! Pud hadn't even bit down hard enough on his gag to crack it yet!

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