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#181
Quote from: ONeill on June 14, 2018, 03:46:38 AM
Fuck Senda with a lemonade stand.
IMO, that would be cruel and unusual punishment
(for the busty blonde adolescent girls)
imagine today, it is necessary to obtain licenses, permits, permission from local zoning boards and law enforcement...
(cops just live to make a lemonade stand bust !)
then after all that preparation, fees, permission and finally ready to sell that first glass of lemonade...
there goes the whole stand, lemonade, permits, signage, spoons and cups...
right up FAT FALKIE’s 💩 👁
#182
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 14, 2018, 10:23:30 AM
Of course. They will see him filming and realize he is an important YouTuber.

Plus he used to crash in peeps rooms in the 70's when rooms cost next to nothing at the local Motel 6 and the convention was in a library's basement.
But things have not changed that much over the years, he can still offer a stranger a twenty to sleep on his floor and take a shower and they will take it because he is a celebrity. After all he is shooting video, he is wearing a Art Bell shirt and he is lugging around an Alien head for Gods sake.
well, the Alien Head does make a difference !
and some things have changed...
FAT FALKIE is much FATTER !
he has over a thousand SUSCRIBERS !
he has over two thousand videos to his credit !
he is personal friends with George Noory !
he is a recognized paranoid paranormal expert !
he has many fans ONLINE HATERS TROLLS today !
#183
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 14, 2018, 08:04:06 AM
So now the plan is to go to the con, stay for one night, then hope he can convince a nice man, or well-endowed woman to allow him to shack up for the other night?
what if...
FAT FALKIE has inside information ?
a busty blonde adolescent girl is having a birthday Saturday ?
she is interested in the paranormal ?
her parents are giving her a big surprise party ?
all her busty blonde adolescent friends are invited ?
its a weekend at alienCON ?
the accommodations are at a 5 star hotel ?
the girl’s room has a SOFA BED ?
...hmmmm

maybe FAT FALKIE isn’t as stupid as we all think ?

#184
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 13, 2018, 10:37:17 PM
I am sure it was one night stay at the Sheraton which was forfeited when he cancelled his reservation.
FAT FALKIE isn’t very bright is he ?
why doesn’t he just come out and explain the whole situation ?
that way everyone would see just how evil the bank is...
LOL
#185
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 13, 2018, 09:09:01 PM
You heard him. He tried to do a stop payment on his debit card.  But Wells Fargo had to honor the charge because it was valid. Now he is pissed at Wells Fargo for not letting him commit fraud or theft of services. And they won’t even refund his money!  Evil bankers!  Friends of WhiteTroll!
how is the bank at fault ?
wouldn’t FAT FALKIE have utilized his DEBIT card at a merchant in exchange for SERVICES RENDERED or MERCHANDISE RECEIVED ?
how is the bank at fault ?

I agree, FAT FALKIE is pissed because he didn’t convince the bank to go along with his little fraud ?

isn’t that amount similar to his TAX PAYER subsidized rent in his hovel ?
#186
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 13, 2018, 08:32:26 AM
He also said he would have to sneak out at night to feed the cats.

I have been saying for years that many of the cats are owned and the owners asked him to knock it off and some people do not want to encourage the cats to stay at there place and breed more cats.

But Senda found his calling, he must feed the cats, if he does not they will starve to death. In his mind he is hero.
...the cats
and the rats, mice, raccoons, skunks...
#187
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 13, 2018, 09:08:58 AM
I hope he gets caught and arrested for trespassing or gets hit upside his fat, stupid head with a Louisville.
...and catches it all on video
so he can post it to YouTube !
(or maybe the neighbor guy could ...)
#188
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 13, 2018, 12:15:35 PM
Or just send him a low interest MasterCard
WTF ?
don’t you know FAT FALKIE prefers an American Express...
in someone else’s name...
preferably a dead mommy
#189
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 13, 2018, 10:48:16 AM
Probably has barbecue sauce Mayo on his camera lens.

He never did send his ipad off to get the home button fixed. Even though he paid for the repair.
he just might...
I always imagined slow Kathy swallowed...
but, she might have coughed on it and spit it out “on accident”
#190
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 13, 2018, 09:27:34 AM

Will you ask Mrs Happy if she might want to go with me to see him at his presentation? I asked Laura and she exclaimed invective with words I'll have to look up, but I'm sure she's negative about it.  :-\
well, I would if there was a Mrs. Happy
I did ask my Bishop and he said he would pray on it...
but didn’t seem overly optimistic that God would give him the go ahead
#191
Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 13, 2018, 12:19:23 PM
Fuck him with North Korea. I want the entire country shoved brutally through Senda's appalling anus.
WOW, you would do that in the midst of the Trump-Kim negotiations ?
many innocent North Koreans would suffer a horrible death !
damn, I am sure he has many SUSCRIBERS there also, and most are probably TROLLS !

a HUGE 50 meter FLAGPOLE with a North Korean flag might be a more humane option (for the North Koreans)
#192
AlienCon 2018, a three-day fan event inspired by HISTORY®’s hit series Ancient Aliens®, opens at the Pasadena Convention Center in Pasadena, in just two weeks, June 15-17, 2018. Presented by A+E Networks® and Mischief Management, AlienCon is dedicated to seeking the truth about extraterrestrial existence throughout history and solving the mysteries of the universe.
The event will feature over 150 hours of original programming, sneak peeks, and exclusive panels, including the highly-anticipated HISTORY drama series Project Blue Book and In Search Of. Celebrity Guests include Sean Astin (Stranger Things, The Lord of the Rings trilogy), David Duchovny (The X-Files), Jonathan Del Arco, (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Gates McFadden (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Robert Picardo (Star Trek: Discovery), and Lost in Space cast members Maxwell Jenkins (Netflix series) Angela Cartwright, Marta Kristen, and Bill Mumy (original series). Additional Special Guests include HISTORY’s Ancient Aliens contributors Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, Erich von Däniken, David Childress, William Henry, Nick Pope, Jason Martell, Jonathan Young, Linda Moulton Howe, Rabbi Ariel B. Tzadok, Mike Bara, Ramy Romany, Robert Clotworthy, and series creator, Executive Producer Kevin Burns.
A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, Anthony GEORGE Senda “the FAT FALKIE from Martinez” the star of the cult classics “I was ANAL PROBED by four LARGE BLACK ALIENS in the County Lockup...and liked it” and “FAT FALKIE battles the EVIL TROLLS” (all 8 feature films in the series). Mr. Senda has also been an insult advisor, contributor and featured guest on Coast to Coast with George Noory.
#193
Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on June 12, 2018, 08:01:02 PM
I don't believe a syllable that comes out of his vulva-shaped mouth, never did.

I think the regulars of the thread should get a pool going on how late Senda arrives for his spaceman convention. I am pulling for this to go as badly as possible.
now, don’t know why I thought of slow Kathy ?
a vulva, with a snaggletooth...perhaps ?
#194
Quote from: Bluejay on June 12, 2018, 09:57:30 AM

what IF that occurs on the train ?
could, bologna gone bad ?

NEXT (after the occupied lever is turned to vacant)
#195
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 12, 2018, 03:33:04 PM
WTF

You honestly hang out on a registered sex offender’s youtube channel and click on the videos to see what they are about?
what ?
did FAT FALKIE finally get registered ?
#196
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 12, 2018, 07:26:58 PM
I believe so. The only real questions are should we order Kathy a pizza and what toppings does she like.
wouldn’t FAT FALKIE have warned slow Kathy about accepting pizzas from strangers ?
remember the attacking jalapeños ?
#197
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 12, 2018, 07:20:57 PM
So the real world has intruded on me lately.  Is AlienCon still a go?   If so, is the insane Hotel plan still in place?
Arrive Friday with no room, got to AlienCon Friday/Saturday, stay in a room Saturday night, then go to AlienCon on Sunday
and hang around with no room until his Monday return?   All with Kathy holding down the fort at the Hacienda?
you mean ”the LOVE 💕 SHACK”
I bet before FAT FALKIE’s train leaves Martinez...
those young guys will be lined up down the block !
is Ratty Patty going to be there also ?
#198
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 12, 2018, 07:59:22 AM
He claims to have died three times, helped IBM out of a tight spot, was friends with Bill Gates, was a designated driver for the Duke (not the Duke of New York, but rather John Wayne himself), played cards with Sinatra and banged one of his paramours, talked with General MacArthur for days when they were both at the same hospital, and consequently learned enough brilliant military material to become a professional writer for military journals, was offered a job by DC Comics to write stories for their floundering Superman title, was friends with the Cuban lawyer who defended Mick and the boys after the Altamont ordeal, and much, much more.
BJ
didn’t you at one time hook up with slow Kathy ?
was that what doomed your friendship with FAT FALKIE ?
#199
https://youtu.be/-q-0O0CkS-0
after seeing just a couple peek of Casa Senda, it is quite apparent threat FAT FALKIE has made tremendous progress on his cleaning !
how the hell does FAT FALKIE even have room to waddle into Casa Senda ?
and where the hell does FAT FALKIE sleep ?
the sofa bed appears stacked full of all kinds of shit and kitty stuff ?

I am going to shower now, after watching this
#200
so FAT FALKIE, who doesn’t rise from the sofa bed until 12 noon or later...
is leaving for AlienCON at 7:30 AM ?
yeah, right

where is the FAT FALKIE personal assistant/chauffeur anyway ?
oh, “car trouble”...
LOL

and why ? if he has lived in the Hacienda for years...
and NOT EVERYBODY thinks FAT FALKIE is an asshole...
why doesn’t a friend offer to drive him ?

oh, EVERYBODY IN MARTINEZ thinks FAT FALKIE is an asshole
#201
Quote from: GravitySucks on June 11, 2018, 05:26:36 PM
If I understand correctly, SendaConâ,,¢️ Has cancelled his hotel room at the Sheraton for all except Saturday night. He is going up Friday and will make a nuisance of himself until the 3pm checkin on Saturday. Then he will have to be out by 11am or noon Sunday but his train ticket is for Monday morning.

Has anyone warned Pasadena Social Services?

Should we at least send Kathy a pizza?
are you kidding ?
the FAT FALKIE is going Friday and returning Sunday night ?
BUT only has a hotel room reserved at the Sheridan checking in 3pm Saturday and checking out 11am Sunday ?
you must have received bad information
is he ONLY attending AlienCON Saturday and Sunday ?
what time does he leave Martinez ?
arrive in Pasadena ?
where will he stay all night Friday ?
will he be “ripe” for Saturday at AlienCON ?
(imagine the FAT FALKIE scent...not guessing he will change shorts before)
#202
Quote from: Bluejay on June 10, 2018, 11:48:09 PM

WTF ?
did they kidnap and then drop FAT FALKIE off in the desert and take off in the pickup...
that had a bunch of busty blonde adolescent cheerleaders in the “bed” ?
#203
Quote from: ONeill on June 11, 2018, 01:08:48 PM
At this point the list of things that should be forced into the fat cunt's rectum is longer that Encyclopaedia Britannica. Fuck Senda with a spiked club.
might I suggest the spike club be a BIG BLACK one with an ALIEN HEAD grip ?
#204
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 11, 2018, 07:41:13 AM
"I was that alien who George had an encounter with"- National Enquirer
shouldn’t that have been titled...
“I was that Alien, who FAT FALKIE tricked me into anal probing him” ?
#205
Quote from: Lord Grantham on June 11, 2018, 09:18:14 AM
"After Watching 12 Hours of 'The Guy from Pittsburgh', I'm Straight Now" - The Bay Area Reporter
well, he must have missed hearing the leaked FAT FALKIE tapes describing his romantic interlude in the County Lockup ?
remember, the time he sashayed around in his RED jail issued SHORTS and enticed 5 BIG BLACK MEN into an “explore BOTH of his filthy holes” sexual frenzy...

you forgot, FAT FALKIE swings BOTH ways
and he isn’t racist !
#206
was FAT FALKIE ever a “paid” contributor to “Playboy” or “Penthouse Forum” ?
or was he more of a “Hustler” type guy ?
#207
Quote from: Lord Grantham on June 11, 2018, 06:53:26 AM
"12 Sexy Tips to Make You "Twitch" Hard This Summer, the Senda Way" - Cosmopolitan
wouldn’t Cosmo be geared more to slow Kathy ?
“12 Sexy Mayo Tips to Drive Your FAT FALKIE to TWITCHING HEAVEN” ?
#208
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 10, 2018, 06:36:46 PM
In lieu of a donation - since he is no longer accepting them - I have a couple of suggestions for Falkie.

Since he is already set up to sell Art Bell t-shirts and coffee mugs, why not add a wipe stick line?  He could offer wipe sticks with plastic Art Bell heads as handles - a unique and useful collectable knickknack any Art Bell collector would cherish.  A sure conversation starter, and a growing need in the area of personal hygiene for our ever more obese society.

My suggestion would be that he expand the line to include George Noory and Heather Wad wipe stick handles as well, both as individual items and as a set - with the heads being interchangeable.


My second suggestion is he get creative and figure out a way to bring Kathie along free.  If he leaves her at hime, he's going to miss her.  He'll also never hear the end of it (''you went to Alien Con, and left me home'').  Without Kathie, his caregiver, Abram, his neighbors, his doctors, his social worker, etc, he's going to have to do everything for himself all weekend, and that's certainly to be avoided - he looked like he was about to die last time, and that was just crossing the street.

I suggest he put a collar on her, and declare her to be his support animal.   That gets her on the train, into the hotel, into any restaurant, and into Alien Con.  All at no charge.  You're welcome.
IF he sold one with a FAT FALKIE head, with a mouth that opens and a snaggletooth appears to hold the toilet paper...
on the business end

HEY, why didn’t I think of that before ?
I might just patent that...
along with a trademark !

LOL
#209
https://youtu.be/4wc_sOHWvwM
https://youtu.be/QuNV-pAfQYY
where is SNN ?
FAT FALKIE is missing all this in his backyard ?
#210
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 09, 2018, 07:27:59 PM
How far is Falkie's hotel from the Con? 

Will he be walking and crossing wide busy streets? 

Will his room be available when the train pulls in, or will he be sitting in the lobby all day?

Is he going to keep a detailed list of expenditures?

How soon will he run out of cash and reach his credit limits?
LOL
maybe, a GRFT CON SCAM will be implemented BEFORE he leaves ?
a lost train ticket ?
an owed hotel bill ?
food money ?
found some feral starving kitties ?
who knows

even though FAT FALKIE said he would NOT ask for “donations” after AlienCON...
he has mentioned his $90 internet bill...
and people everywhere are guessing what his next GRIFT CON SCAM will be
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