I'm sure Falkie will talk about the several times he has fudged his dainties without a caller bringing the subject up.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: jaz on February 24, 2017, 04:03:13 PMCan you set up a show for me? I'll sit in a studio and poke wild animals with sticks and record the outcome.
You trolls are not not invited to call.
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Quote from: Rally Squirrel on February 20, 2017, 07:34:00 AMHmmmmm.
Did George say that he would commit suicide if he could find a way that did not hurt?
Well I can help him out there.
He should not shoot himself or cut himself because it will hurt plus it leave a terrible mess for a poor person to find, if they are not expecting it then it could be traumatic.
George, kill yourself in a painless and kind way. First kick back with a few cocktails of your choice. While doing this watch a movie, write a note that says "Warning --- Dead body in room" and place it on the bedroom door. (This prevents the shock of finding a corpse, always think of others) and write out your final note.
Once you have a decent buzz you down a bottle of sleeping pills. The pills and alcohol should do the it but there is one last step just in case. As you go to bed put a large plastic bag over your head and secure it around your neck with duct tape.
You will doze off then slowly suffocate in your sleep.
It is a nice painless way to go.
Plus the note you put on your door means a landlord or Kathy will not see your dead body, they can call a professional to take care of it.
Glad I could help.
Quote from: themudking on February 16, 2017, 10:46:44 AMThat was a good episode and did make me think of George.
apologies if this has been mentioned before but I am 15 minutes into this episode of Sword & Scale and I feel it is required listening for all Mr. Senda thread members.
Summary:
A 30-year-old woman named Jenelle Potter has spent her entire life sheltered from the world. Not being allowed to get a job, drive a car, date, or even leave the house without the supervision of her mother Barbara, Jenelle turns to the Internet and social media as her only escape. However her lack of real-world social skills translate to disaster online. She starts making enemies just as fast as she makes friends and eventually the online feuds turn vicious.
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on February 15, 2017, 02:02:36 AMNo beaver for George. Them's good eating.
The earthquake that never was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4XQodB55j4
I think it was just gas.
Quote from: 🖖 on February 13, 2017, 07:06:59 PMThey need a new tag line: Your back gets better every day.
During MITD Art was recommending this prohibitively expensive device for back pain. He claimed it worked but he also claimed that George Noory gets it. A friend asks if that was too soon.
http://www.lumenphoton.com/
Quote from: effluenza on February 13, 2017, 04:21:30 PMAt this point I think Drone might be me.
I'm absolutely convinced that SixWeekTenure is also Drone making the entire Circle made up entirely of different Drone personalities. Is plus Justin Drone too?
Quote from: weareharbinger on February 12, 2017, 07:01:00 AMClip 1: Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
Senda suspects Drone of being an agent of the cabal and Open Lines Gerry's disappearance causes the third eye to activate.
Quote from: Got to love an Aston on February 11, 2017, 07:22:24 PMEuthanasia room? I hope he remembers his favorite color. We all know his favorite music will be fast food jingles.
I like how the ER is treated as an appointment on monday!
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 10, 2017, 07:55:59 PMGold? Tarnished brass maybe, gold no.
One man's shitty racist garbage is another man's treasure trove of Falkie gold
Quote from: aldousburbank on February 10, 2017, 08:30:48 PMWords to live by. Are you listening Kevin?
Talking to animals is fine. Animals talking to you is not.
Quote from: weareharbinger on February 10, 2017, 04:12:51 PMYou caught me George. :
Quote from: 💩 on February 08, 2017, 03:35:05 PMRemember the pleats go up on the cummberbuzzle to catch crumbs.
Pants are overrated. Cummerbund is essential.