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#3061
I'm sure Falkie will talk about the several times he has fudged his dainties without a caller bringing the subject up.
#3062
Quote from: jaz on February 24, 2017, 04:03:13 PM
You trolls are not not invited to call.

Saturday 7pm PT

Listen: http://paranormal.chat

Call: 317-708-4500

Skype: LiveShow 99
Can you set up a show for me?  I'll sit in a studio and poke wild animals with sticks and record the outcome.   
#3063
The Monkees don't have any flood songs.
#3064
Thank you for not saying in his mouth.
#3065
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on February 20, 2017, 07:34:00 AM
Did George say that he would commit suicide if he could find a way that did not hurt?

Well I can help him out there.
He should not shoot himself or cut himself because it will hurt plus it leave a terrible mess for a poor person to find, if they are not expecting it then it could be traumatic.

George, kill yourself in a painless and kind way. First kick back with a few cocktails of your choice. While doing this watch a movie, write a note that says "Warning --- Dead body in room" and place it on the bedroom door. (This prevents the shock of finding a corpse, always think of others) and write out your final note.
Once you have a decent buzz you down a bottle of sleeping pills. The pills and alcohol should do the it but there is one last step just in case. As you go to bed put a large plastic bag over your head and secure it around your neck with duct tape.
You will doze off then slowly suffocate in your sleep.
It is a nice painless way to go.
Plus the note you put on your door means a landlord or Kathy will not see your dead body, they can call a professional to take care of it.

Glad I could help.
Hmmmmm.
https://youtu.be/XF2ayWcJfxo
#3066
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell bought me a sandwich
February 18, 2017, 04:43:25 AM
RCH was going to buy me a sandwich but he never showed up.  In fact he asked me to buy one and send it to him.
#3067
Don't make a mockery of the first and second rules.
#3068
Another drink.
#3069
Quote from: themudking on February 16, 2017, 10:46:44 AM
apologies if this has been mentioned before but I am 15 minutes into this episode of Sword & Scale and I feel it is required listening for all Mr. Senda thread members.



Summary:
A 30-year-old woman named Jenelle Potter has spent her entire life sheltered from the world. Not being allowed to get a job, drive a car, date, or even leave the house without the supervision of her mother Barbara, Jenelle turns to the Internet and social media as her only escape. However her lack of real-world social skills translate to disaster online. She starts making enemies just as fast as she makes friends and eventually the online feuds turn vicious.
That was a good episode and did make me think of George.
#3070
Random Topics / Re: Time Is A Bitch
February 16, 2017, 05:01:15 PM
The knife doesn't help either.  Lara Flynn Boyle
#3071
There is little I can't imagine when it involves Falkie.
#3072
Quote from: Rally Squirrel on February 15, 2017, 02:02:36 AM
The earthquake that never was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4XQodB55j4

I think it was just gas.
No beaver for George. :'(    Them's good eating.
#3073
Radio and Podcasts / Re: the jaz cast
February 14, 2017, 02:45:09 PM
My threesome idea was a thing of beauty Willy.  It was a no lose scenario.  I've never had a situation like that land in my lap.  Right now you are dead to me.  :P
#3074
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
February 13, 2017, 07:18:00 PM
Quote from: 🖖 on February 13, 2017, 07:06:59 PM
During MITD Art was recommending this prohibitively expensive device for back pain. He claimed it worked but he also claimed that George Noory gets it. A friend asks if that was too soon.

http://www.lumenphoton.com/
They need a new tag line: Your back gets better every day.
#3075
Quote from: effluenza on February 13, 2017, 04:21:30 PM
I'm absolutely convinced that SixWeekTenure is also Drone making the entire Circle made up entirely of different Drone personalities. Is plus Justin Drone too?
At this point I think Drone might be me.
#3076
Quote from: weareharbinger on February 12, 2017, 07:01:00 AM


Senda suspects Drone of being an agent of the cabal and Open Lines Gerry's disappearance causes the third eye to activate.
Clip 1:  Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
Clip 2:  Senda's Razor: The more convoluted and implausible explanation is the correct one.
#3077
Quote from: Got to love an Aston on February 11, 2017, 07:22:24 PM
I like how the ER is treated as an appointment on monday!
Euthanasia room?  I hope he remembers his favorite color. We all know his favorite music will be fast food jingles.
#3078
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
February 10, 2017, 08:51:40 PM
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 10, 2017, 07:55:59 PM
One man's shitty racist garbage is another man's treasure trove of Falkie gold
Gold?  Tarnished brass maybe, gold no.
#3079
Quote from: aldousburbank on February 10, 2017, 08:30:48 PM
Talking to animals is fine. Animals talking to you is not.
Words to live by.  Are you listening Kevin?
#3080
This thread used to be such a ruckus is Senda's tuchas.
#3081
Perhaps Mr. Savage could counter sue for the abuse of capitalization.
#3083
Radio and Podcasts / Re: the jaz cast
February 09, 2017, 06:51:45 PM
Next time.
#3084
Radio and Podcasts / Re: the jaz cast
February 09, 2017, 06:45:54 PM
It seemed like the perfect answer.  He is hot for GEG and not sure about the silver-fox.  He said GEG would be up for it.  If silver fox said yes he wins.  If she is repulsed and never wants to see him again he wins.  I don't see a downside.  Life favors the bold.

Edit:  Extra sack points if he plays Gigantic by The Pixies while he makes the proposal.
#3085
Radio and Podcasts / Re: the jaz cast
February 09, 2017, 06:37:51 PM
Don't choose Willy.  Your love is big enough for both.
#3086
Quote from: 💩 on February 08, 2017, 03:35:05 PM
Pants are overrated. Cummerbund is essential.
Remember the pleats go up on the cummberbuzzle to catch crumbs.
#3087
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
February 08, 2017, 03:15:16 PM
My quote was actually about the CEO's words but I understand your sentiment.  I know many who feel the same.
#3088
STFU.  Falkie follows the Jewish faith.  Are you trying to rile him up with your Christian symbolism?
#3089
Best Falkie .gif.  I nominate the classic "Clutterdance".  A moving interpretive dance about the perils of doing too much in life and hoarding.
#3090
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
February 08, 2017, 02:35:07 PM
You de-emphasized the other two factors in my sentence about business decisions and highlighted one portion (economic factors) that seems to agree with your point of view.  Regulation is a very important component of business decisions.  What has happened that has changed their minds about completing and using the new facility?  Love him or hate him Trump has indicated that he is going to reduce the tax burden on companies.  Based on his recent actions I think it is a good bet that he will act on this promise.   That seems the most likely reason for Intel's reevaluation.  I don't think we are that far apart in our evaluation of the situation.
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