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Quote from: brig on August 26, 2019, 06:00:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ebS8A97W8

Who are these people, brig?  Good Lord!  Who are you hanging out with these days???

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on August 26, 2019, 07:19:25 AM
  MISS STARR I think you have a good time wherever you go 💃🏼🕺🏽

Thank you, VENUS!  I hope you do too.
It is so good to see you again.

Quote from: artbell_ghost on August 26, 2019, 06:45:47 AM
why? its not funny, original, anything really its like eating butter for breakfast. i could do it but i have to live with the shame afterward.

time to hand your account over to the next person so they can tell us the logistics of the philly sidecar

What are you talking about???  Hey.  It's okay if you eat butter for your breakfast. 
That's your business.   No need to be ashamed about it. 
This is America!  Your breakfast is Your business!
Right?  Right!

I usually whip up an Ortega and cheese omelette with crispy bacon, and fresh grated hash browns fried to a golden brown, for breakfast.  But that's just what I like. 

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 26, 2019, 06:25:36 AM
You should try these newfangled things called hashtags!  You put them on your posts and like-minded people can find you easily and flock to your banner, as it were.

Unless they can tell you are merely a bitter and jealous old queen, in which case they won't touch you with a bargepole.

I wasn't sure what a hashtag was for a while.   
Was it some mark or flag in my shredded potatoes?  Or something that popped up when my pipe went dry?
No.  It was a Tic-Tac-Toe board.  A tiny little askewed Tic-Tac-Toe board that used to be also called a pound sign. 

Dear, me.  I'm havin' fun here, but the way things are going lately, I think I'll have more fun on the other side.

Quote from: brig on August 26, 2019, 06:20:06 AM
I'm guessing she doesn't want to reveal her BellGab identity at the moment?...

With you around, who could blame her.  Snark!!!
I'm sorry, brig, I couldn't help myself.  Knee-jerk reflex.  I apologize.
So.  How are we doing with the Truce???

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 26, 2019, 06:10:27 AM
I do not understand how Gravity can post mid-coital updates from inside the swaying palanquin where he is cloistered with Miss Dien Bien Phu while you cast us aside like a sailor's floozy if Mrs. Walks so much as crooks an eyebrow at you.

As for youtube:  been there, done that, got the t-shirt.  And no, Shreddie, I will not put it on.

(Thank you, God)! 

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 26, 2019, 02:03:55 AM
10 10 20 bend over, honey?

20 20 30 down and dirty.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 26, 2019, 05:20:32 AM
I go away for a long weekend and all Holy Hell breaks loose.  Not the least was this jewel.  I assume the next step is to launch a live stream?  You should attempt to broaden your base young man.  Imagine how many freaks, err viewers of taste will send you painted rocks?

Wait.  What's wrong with painting rocks?  It's relaxing, and creative. 
Sometimes a rock will actually start Purring while you're painting it, then ya know ya got a Keeper!    
(Not to be confused with a Tribble).

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 26, 2019, 05:16:06 AM
As flies to wanton boys are we to Liberace. He fucks with us for his sport. It's a sign of the totalitarian hell that we're living in that he can pull this shit without the slightest warning or explanation. It's like the last days of Stalin, and I for one will no longer endure his capricious tyranny. I'm going to write a letter, maybe even start a petition.

And a Strongly Worded letter, I do hope and pray my good Vashtar.

Quote from: AC400KICK on August 23, 2019, 01:43:21 AM
I just hit the Ignore button now. Paladin1991 is gone. Dr Md Md is now gone. Great.

Doc, yeah.  I'm sad to say you're right there. 
Paladin?  Oh, HELL no!!!  He's a hard-ass, but he's honest.  He's a good friend to have.

Quote from: WildCard on August 23, 2019, 11:32:49 PM
I thought you'd "evolved" into an ellgabber?
What's the problem? They don't like you any better than we do?
The only thing they have is the Heather Wade thread and you're trying shut that down.
That's not gonna happen. Even if you do preface your pearl clutching by telling them how morally superior they are to us.
What happened to the GTA forum you talked about on Mikes show?

WTF???  Are you on acid? 
I'm not trying to shut down anyone's thread.  I'm pro 1st Amendment (Google it).
"Pearl clutching?"  You'd know better about that than I do.  I presume you live along the gulf coast and tend to an oyster bed.
Which one of Myke's shows?  Tell me which show you are talking about.
I'll listen to it again, then I can tell you - if I feel like it.

Quote from: EarthAlien007 on August 26, 2019, 04:12:32 AM

Thanks, EA, but I know the dark forces I'm up against.  I can only hope I do my best to bring about some understanding.  If I fail, so be it.  I just hope and pray brig dumps that dark energy she's been using, before it's too late for her.
If, you are truly her friend, you'll also encourage her to do so.

Brig!  Apparently, you have some major angst toward me, but you never, NEVER, have faced me to discuss what you were upset about.  Now, it has escalated into my, being pissed at BG, pissed at MV (sorry, my friend, I'm not pissed at you now), and this game you seem to be playing of: "I'm better that Starr.   Even, MV doesn't like her anymore.

Well, dear brig, I've decided that I don't accept that MV, the Real MV would - all of a sudden - dislike me, out of the "blue."
Gotta be a reason for that.  But, that's for another thread.  For now, I am still offering you the Olive Branch.

This offer is NOT unlimited.

My goodness.  So many cool video distractions.  I'm even going to watch a couple of them later, thank you.
But, back to the "Here And Now."

I have offered you the proverbial "Olive Branch."  Are you, Woman, enough to respond???

Quote from: brig on August 26, 2019, 02:54:53 AM
Well.....

Take your time.  I'm in no hurry.

I can understand if you're afraid to face me.   Don't worry.  I mean no ill will toward you.

Quote from: brig on August 26, 2019, 02:22:05 AM


Try not to be upset Milluh, Heather will get over it.

"Heather will get over it?"  And who's "Milluh?"

Hey, brig!  We had a thing!  A special thing.  You hate me!  Some people PMed, posted, and emailed me that you HATE me more than you hate anyone. 
Your sullen hate notes to me assured me that you hate me more that anyone else, even the former great Lady of BellGab, Heather! 
Yet here you are, professing your hate of Heather more than your hate for me!
Ya know, when you tried to turn as many BellGab members and, especially my friend MV, against me, I truly believed you hated me more than you hate Heather.  But now, I'm not so sure.

Brig.  Either profess your hate for me above all others in the world, or we're through!!!
Sorry it has to be this way, but life is what it is.
I hope you haven't become so much of a pussy that you won't face me.

Okay, seriously.  You and I are only a couple of years apart in age.  We are both still sharp (I know what you're thinking so don't EVEN go there), have great senses of humor, and are fun to be with.
Together, we could add a lot of fun to BellGab, if, you would just stop hating people you feel jealous of.
Hey.  We are ALL here on Earth, to learn and advance the best we can.  It sure as hell goes smoother when we work together, rather than getting into some kind of snit-fit and fighting those we're jealous of.

C'mon brig.  Truce?  I'm taking the first step.

Quote from: Liberace! on August 26, 2019, 01:28:41 AM
It's great to feel 70 again, isn't doesn't it?

You underestimate me, but YEAH!  I'm feeling Fantastic!!!


(I miss you).

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 23, 2019, 10:06:31 PM
DearPenisSnatcher,
there is no need for PMs.  anything you have to say to me you can say right here.

Damn straight!

Quote from: AC400KICK on August 24, 2019, 10:01:08 PM
No

Good on ya!

Quote from: AC400KICK on August 24, 2019, 10:05:54 PM
Not for this den of snakes.

I think I have misunderstood you at some point.  My deepest apologies sir.

Quote from: Spookcat on August 25, 2019, 11:02:02 PM
If it makes you feel any better, you've inspired me to attempt making Norwegian Christmas cookies this year.

He inspired me to start working out again. 
God Bless K_Dubb for making me (feel) twenty years younger!

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 24, 2019, 01:54:14 PM
Okay, but she's not in my fucking nursing home so...

I'm not in a nursing home. I have my own apartment I pay for, period!
And, my legs can still kick anyone's ass, IRL, who have the balls to face me! 
Either bring it, or shut yer fucking gob!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Fnd2WoA8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orfkxXCAfLc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NwXraUPu9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5lnee3C4k4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7RlN6j9s7Q

Quote from: Tangerine on August 21, 2019, 02:25:41 PM
He's joking, Starr.  Otherwise why would he take responsibility for removing PMs?  I seriously don't think Falkie2013 delegated the task to him.  Falkie2013's last post was like 3 years ago, & he talking about putting a stick up where the sun doesn't shine on Liberace! so doesn't sound like good business relationship.  Also, Falkie2013 didn't have adequate food resources, so unless he got a payload, I don't see how he could acquire this website.

Funny.  I was just going to ask what happened to the forum's PM option.  Thank you.

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 18, 2019, 09:21:54 PM
I'm gonna pout.

Damn.  I never thought about that.  Great idea!  Thanks, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSVBPE1nWk