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i mean it was just a joke. you banned me for it. understandable once you told me the reason. i didn't know we weren't supposed to post porn here. i'm used to posting on 4chan where anything goes. it's whatever. i didn't give you any shit or make a thing about it. i'm just saying. i was just saying to the kid he might want to delete so he didn't get banned cuz i think he's an OK dude and wanted to keep shooting the shit with him on here.

Quote from: mv on January 04, 2018, 04:44:29 PM
i'm supposed to scroll through that?

go to the second link i posted and look at the subject of hte threads. you'll see there was anoher "look at the photos of michael vandeven i found" and you'll see all of the people saying "bye faggot" to me cuz i was getting banned for posting porno of you and your manlover (supposedly, it wasn't real).

here's a better, more accurate and epitomic page

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=10559.570

Quote from: mv on January 04, 2018, 04:42:41 PM
so you don't like me, then?

no i don't like you at all. you're an authority figure AND you call me a liar. i will concede that you moderate the forum fairly and your politics don't seem to suck that badly. that's all.

here you go MV faggot, i'll be waiting for my apology you nigger

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=10559.600

you call me a liar now whatever, you're a dumb faggot with alzheimers or some shit.

Quote from: mv on January 04, 2018, 04:38:17 PM
the thread is still up.  you suck at lying.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=11208.msg1058160#msg1058160

no that is a different thread. are you even serious here? the one i posted had two dudes and a dick up their ass. i posted that one at a different time and i didn't post porno cuz you told me not to.

ask 21stcenturyman, he will remember, cuz he's the one who was posting telling me to take the pictures down before i got banned.

Quote from: mv on January 04, 2018, 04:35:21 PM
i don't say it.  google does.

yeah whatever dude jesus who cares i said "i understand" what more do you want from me.
i remember when i made that thread i was mad cuz you were merging my threads lol.

Quote from: mv on January 04, 2018, 04:31:38 PM
no i didn't.

oh yes you did lol. you don't remember the thread i made "look at these pictures i found of michael vandeven" and then it had two guys getting gay or whatever?

oh wait now that i'm thinking of it one of the dudes had his dick up the other dudes ass, not naked guys kissing. so unless that's what you mean, but that's pretty much splitting hairs. it was naked homos i posted and said it was you and you banned me for it.

i mean look its whatever. fair enough. you say it fucks with your advertisers, i understand. i was just suggesting that the kid delete it cuz i think he's cool and wouldn't him to get banned from the board because then i can't talk to him anymore and shoot the shit with him. i mean whatever. i'm not trying to be some homo rulelark. it doesn't fucking matter to me.

i have not seen so much snow in years honestly, this is fucked.

Quote from: JulianC on January 04, 2018, 04:11:09 PM
Roseville,CA

that's where you're from? you're lucky. it's cold as a niggers dick over here.

or acorns would be good right now lol.
there are a shitload of cattails growing down the street i guess i could go munch on the roots. those are good in winter. that's like the staple survival food of the winter for starches.

if it was summer i'd go get the yew berries and mulberries out of my back yard and munch on those but its not, its fuckin WINTER

and you gotta be careful with the yewberries anyway cuz the seeds are basically like the most poison things on the planet and will murder you dead within an hour. same with the needles.

or cheese for my pasta. i don't even fucking cheese for my pasta man wtf am i gonna do. i don't think anything is open here.

fuckin pasta is ok but i dunno. i'm not in the mood for it. i feel like i need something else like a piece of meat or something. or a fucking cocksucking sweet potato would be really nice.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 04, 2018, 03:59:02 PM

https://youtu.be/E9WbOn6wl-A

yeah that's me right now. well legit all i have to eat in this house is a few bags of pasta and some sauce, and a box of pop tarts. but i ate a whole box of cinnamon pop tarts last night and it made me really sick so i don't want to do that again. fuckin' blows man.

im so fucking bored holy shit. there is literally nothing to do today. it's a massive fuckin snowstorm. snow is just literally everywhere. fuckin' gross. went to the supermarket last night and the shelves were god damn empty. i don't even have any fucking food in my house. maybe i should i go out and kill something lol.

MV banned me a while ago for posting pictures of two naked guys kissing eachother and i was saying one of them was MV lmfao. i thought he was just banning me cuz he was insulted but then he said it was because it jeopardizes his advertizing. i dunno. MV is a fagon anyway i'm just sayin'.

you might want to delete that though julien. you can kind of see some boobs through her shirt and if it's porno material or nudity MV will instaban you because it fucks with his advertisers apparently. or adsense or whatever he is using. just an FYI. i mean i don't think it's really porno but you know, dunno how it would be interpreted by him. wouldn't want to see you get banned since you're a pretty cool dude.

Quote from: JulianC on January 04, 2018, 03:39:02 PM
Here she is.
Sorry anons I had to cover her face a bit.You know,privacy rules here.

honestly that girl is a 10/10. i dunno who she is but she is 10/10 for certain.

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on January 04, 2018, 03:38:42 PM
Please shut up for a minute, halfwit. Go talk to your boy Swishy -- the sexual tension between you two is thicker than the Irish brogues.

damon don't you know that you're not like the other boys??

damon i mean lets just be clear about something with regards to this footrace you want. you are morbidly obese. you can't do it. lol. like seriously. you are medically considered to be "morbidly obese". i find it hard to believe you could reliably walk up a flight of stairs.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 04, 2018, 03:23:23 PM
Lol

Maybe you both can do that ribbon dance to the death. It is an Olympic contest. Or synchronized swimming until one of you drowns.

would you really want me to drown bro? i mean would you really really really bro? would you REALLY?!?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!??!!??!!?!!?!?!??!!??!?!??!?! bro??

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on January 04, 2018, 03:22:17 PM
You claim to have gone to college (stretches credulity) and you pick through garbage "for a profession."

I'm still waiting for arrangements on that footrace, retard.

No fists, no fights, no cops (you sad wimp), just your flabby, spandex-encased ass crumpled up in a heap like a pile of rotten produce after I dust you in said race.

The challenge is yours to meet.

bro you weight like 300 pounds wtf are you talking about? why do you keep asking me to footrace you lol. you are weird.

and what does going to college have to do with me not having a furniture resale / antique / collectable / trash / junk business? why are those two things connected in your mind again? just explain to me here dude. i'm just trying to understand your point of view. i mean this genuinely.

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on January 04, 2018, 03:18:48 PM
"It's a REAL CAREER you big meanypants HONEST!!!!!!1111111"

you don't think that what i do is a viable career? ok, well that's your opinion, you are objectively wrong though.

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on January 04, 2018, 03:14:40 PM
Better go pick through that trash before it's buried under inches of nor'easter snow, doofus.

it's a respectable profession. i dunno what your issue is with it. i'm hardly the only person that does it. it's an industry in just about every town unless there are ordinances against it. what do you even do dude? i've seen your youtube channels and there is almost no chance that you aren't on some kind of disability for mental retardation or whatever. for fucks sake at least i actually do something and have a positive effect on the world around my by keeping supposed trash out of landfills.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 04, 2018, 03:11:45 PM
Are you sure you aren't confusing Han Solo with Chewbacca?

i have a really fucking hairy stomach lol. now what are your thoughts on that? do you consider that sexy? i mean there are nice abs under my hairymanfur. i was thinking about waxxing it, you know? just to look sexy for the ladies and show them off.

Quote from: gnooryblows on January 04, 2018, 03:09:16 PM
this is me getting jizzed on by mother nature right now. i live somewhere under all of that green/red/orange hue. i'm a new englander or a new yorker, up to you to decide which.

ooooops sorry forgot to post the link: https://twitter.com/NASA_SPoRT/status/948921892852916225

Quote from: Roswells, Art on January 04, 2018, 03:08:02 PM
Just slice open a tauntaun and crawl inside, Han.

you know what the thing is, is that you KNOW i honestly do look like han solo, except maybe just a LITTLE BIT BETTER LOOKING. i just know that you know it. i dunno why you don't just admit it.

this is me getting jizzed on by mother nature right now. i live somewhere under all of that green/red/orange hue. i'm a new englander or a new yorker, up to you to decide which.