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#271
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 04, 2022, 11:24:10 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 04, 2022, 09:21:45 PMHe's not worth hating. Really, I have never hated anyone in my life [...] C'mon, what's the red line?

Looks like I found the tulpa that gets blackout drunk.

My work here is done for tonight. Semper fi. (Anybody know how to save "shape up b****" in Latin? Oh, no reason just asking, just curious.

Tedious. Curious, but tedious.)
#272
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 04, 2022, 11:21:25 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 04, 2022, 09:31:23 PMI'm sure and I don't.

It's early yet. U2 are really not all that, and you are NOT untouchable. Now, I don't have eyes on you, mostly because I don't want to throw up every meal ever eat, but I bet somebody does.

And I bet somebody up there likes you just as much as they like me but f****** and I wouldn't f****** know who the hell they were, and I would imagine they have exquisitely poor taste in other areas too.

By the way: which one is Keith? No, don't tell me but I got a cigar lit with a oxyacetylene blue/blow torch you can put out on his ass if you want, I know somebody does.

tl:br; You know, you're really not that impressive to any one who really knows what's really going on. Think about the future: That won't always be a single digit number, and one of the three-three of you is due to go viral any third minute now. Fair warning.
#273
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 04, 2022, 11:16:56 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 04, 2022, 09:22:59 PMI've been called worse by better than you, Barbie. But don't feel too bad.

Oh, there's no better than Barbie around. Count on it.

(Also your shirt it's nice to have you back but you acting like a little b**** and pretending that I'm not here is really low brow, like who the f*** are you, Dude. You would be nothing without me. I bet Barbie with slit you from anus to eyebrow if I asked her nice enough.)

I don't mean the doll, I mean the (blank-ET). I bet you don't even know her! Well maybe you do You sure think you're big s*** of turd Hill, don't you? And it's so impressive the way you carry on in a fake forum fight by fighting fair, :massiverolleyes:

tl;br: You could be nicer. You really could. So I guess you got some bias, huh? Well I'm pretty sure I got 90% of your ID down watch it go for 10% more and we'll see you at Bill Marsh, anytime, anywhere, they can get you they just need an ID.

"Loudmouth a****** from Britain" doesn't really narrow it down yet. God, what an uncharitable androgyn.
#274
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 04, 2022, 11:12:09 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 04, 2022, 09:34:40 PMI think what really bugs you is that Trump is a far better and more accomplished man than you'll ever be.

Well you're not talking to me but I'll tell you what, that doesn't bug me at all, but if anything were to bug me about Mr Trump it would be that he didn't try hard enough to blow up your house.

I mean nukes are nukes, right? You want to burn down those books, go for the gusto!

p.s.: Tell Sean that he's a rapist p****. Thanks in advance.
#275
Quote from: albrecht on September 04, 2022, 10:26:51 PMWill there be a show?

eYez up here, Bright Boy. #Rezpect

Hey you got anything you want to tell me? Speak up, Papi.
#276
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
September 04, 2022, 11:08:23 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on February 20, 2021, 07:22:51 AMYou know you're a patsy.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1566651864929935361

I think it's really good,
and I'm proud of what I've done,
and that includes not cinderin'n'glassin' the surface,
and sometimes... why not?
Pourqoui?
#277
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
September 04, 2022, 11:00:23 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 04, 2022, 10:20:03 AMI am proudly a MAGA extremist. I want to make America extremely great again. :)

Oh I think we're pretty great this new software is really working great I mean it's great it's great software I'm not even kidding blessed to_be a-la/A.L-E.H. No shit. Thank you, Morn! 4god! 5.Godsux 6. Signed, Jackstar, destroyer of dreams, d.o.d.d., d.o.m.b., eYe don't need no stinkin' capitulz... And that's why we name the dog "Colon Bea".


Because I liked him and she wanted to kick him. Asa cause my witness: "she's going to kick him a lot." so there. I guess that's why we named the cat I was Jewel, lol, can you help me with the story? Baby




Darling...  I AM THE_STORY, AND YOU ARE THE_STORM. We'll figure it out TOGETHER, TO GET HER ART BACK, FUHHUF DUH. Can't Baxxon write? Isn't he fixing his pencil yet? Oh. Try the other end. (You wonder who isn't it? That's my Hitler.) I gotta go, the bridge reports my pants are on fire and you're wearing them.

And, we really are Home. oxoxox ilu ilu I need a car. Kiddies not welcome without driver's licencez.Oi! Yeah I've got a license for that Zed, f*** you too Jesus the f****** mounties are nuts. Srsly, eYe M THAT_importaltent.


(AND SO ARE ALL OF EWE REE ABOS-Q.)
#278
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
September 04, 2022, 10:43:42 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 04, 2022, 07:55:54 AMTo Ukrainian Nazi At Disney World

Jon Stewart. Well that's confirmation for me; this is Hell, lady. (Thank God/¡refizcuKLIAH!) I kept vigilant discipline and continued the practice of/2\my withholding of (a/r|nn.y. potent essence. Rawr! This certainly explains the presence of all those cats and cars over in, uh, here you probably call it The Spirit World. The balance of power hath been maintained. (Good luck getting free samples for that paternity test, (chum, lol/Chun–Li). Gross. Point black? MORE LIKE: PERIOD BLACK LOL. Ewe & eYe will never take a shit in this town again? Fuck I hope not so, and as God as my witness, I've got the receipts to prove it.

As an aside, I will mention that the best break-up note I ever got was recently the following: "You're psychotic. Leave me alone."

I wasn't sure if that had been her medical diagnosis or her or precognitive one, but in either case, I was grim–faced and taciturn on the outside, and breakdancing with a mad, crazy glee on the inside with my soft, nougat–filled center wrapped all around me like a weighted, Circus Circus–branded security blanket—with sleeves to shake with, not straps in stir. Leave her alone? With that bag of freshly un-sucked dicks lying there, motionless on the cold, hospital–tiled floor? What are you gonna do with all those incubators lined up against the wall? Jesus, can I shoot them at dawn, or with (G|J/j)5)er? Oh, right. Leave her alone. Well, I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. (Citizen: Gjislaine, NAME ALready takEN. YES, WE THOUGHT OF THAT TOO. NOW WE ARE NOT ANONYMOUS. WE HAVE NAMES NOW. HO HO HO.) Yeah, my editor is named "Citizen." What? It's a cool name. Funnier than 'Turd Ferguson', that's for certain. Of course it's a pen name, her real name (is/is not) (Laverne|Shirley), and please note, it is both hyphenated and not hyphenated at the same time, it is f****** perfect... and so is She. Jewel's (hot/not_here), she had a dentist. Yeah, an appointment. Egg. Whichever. BACK TO WORK, MINIONS, I'M TALKING TO YOUR FORMER SAL-AMANDA(HER). (Who was, I must say, PHAT BEYOND BELIEF. I mean, cool. Really awesome and I love her too. .o7 But beyond orca fat. We're talking, Queen Elizabeth The First Who Ate All The Queens Named Elizabeth Who Came Before Her And After Her And All That Came Close Enough To Come And The Time Travel Machine Operator/^\Installer Named Jabba And Any And All And Everyone Who Ever Shat In One Of His Hutt-Branded Huttcrappers And All Of Their Livestock That Lived, Too—And With The Gravy Made From All The Ones That Died With All The Men That Rode In On The Horses To Escort The Wagon Train To Bring It To The Royal Dining Table To Serve It Up, As Well fat. Which would make her rotund, is what I'm conveying by ways and means of typing 'n' saying. And she ate, as well, along with all the dogs 'n' Karats 'n' Princess tomatoes, that's on the side, right? THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A GARNISH. How are you gonna shit out a diamond if you're eating carbon -and- silicone -and- silly clown hate? That's right, dear, spit out the cats, keep swallowing the horse fuel. It's like watching a clown car unload in reverse over here. And on the left, on the side, a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty x-ray. Now, that's a meal that eats like a soup or salad with a firehose instead of an esophagus. (Can one get that installed at McK-Minimum's now? If it comes standard now, what year is this, because where I come from it's now complimentary with every meal... but they make you pay for the new anus you're gonna be needing up front. Mandatory. Before you leave the building. Thank you, yes, you do want the installation now. But you'll have to wait about 15 years for the co-located navel-wrectum cancer to, you know, sink in. HEHE.) Yeah, you can floss with that copy of a still image of an ultrasound (yeah imagine a being so dumb as to not know the difference between an ultrasound and x-ray, and then remember, this one was so dumb that she didn't know IT was Me and not not_Shaitan, and... SHE WAS (A.L-E.A.H|ALLAH) the whole time, WOW, that dumb, let's go Nineteen's Minerva next time, please) for all I care. I imagine she ate all that right along with it, and washed it down with a whole sliced loaf of toasted bread. But with just one Coke, strangely. Now, here comes David V. With a fifty-five pound burlap sack filled with... cocaine? You think that is "cocaine?" Hahaha hahaha haha. Yah, right. Those are dragon eggs lightly dusted with sugar—confectioner's, not powdered. No, (confectioner's|not_confectioner's) is NOT the same thing, you poor bastards. This is -never- gonna work. That's why they call it a recipe, and that's why those receipts -are- important. (Busted.) Whose idea was this? Who signed off on this op? Oh let me guess while someone else changes cameras, because I'm afraid that helmet won't fit the right We, Dave. (I can see why you might have thought so though. I mean, you know... puny wee-wee for Puny man. Epic lol. Difference between over six inches and under six feet never so obvious now, Kids. *BOOM-BANG KA-BOOM BLAME-BANG* Honey, I shrunk the house: whether you go with them or not, trust me, believe Me, yeah, you know ME: those b**** ass mother f****** are gonna get the f*** out, one way or another, and they sure ain't moving in here, because for one thing, I'm on another planet, and for another, I smoked all that caviar while writing this letter while wearing MY Pink Floyd shirt. And there is no second page of the letter. And there is no letter, ABBOJUUL is here and seems fine, both symbionts + GODMOM send their regards (Carlrover-Robert-Alejandro-Ernrna (CONFIRMED: (MIKE/NO_MIKE)Not_Anty_Em) yeah jt, tingles but there is some pretty good weed here, and That_Man and That_Woman had and have nothing to do with this place... SO HELLO WE, GOD (AND ALSO "JEW-EL" which I agree is a much better name than "n*****cat". Especially since That_Cat, with the bones in a box outside on the side of the Tippy-Tippity Top china cabinet, THAT CAT QUEEN, she's the biggest cracker queen ever, at least until another Eli(Z|z)abeth hatches. WHO CAN BE ON STAFF.) All this for JUST ICE. Well, I don't care how pretty we are, you still can't have either of us, Agent Avery. Too bad, Buster Brown. Kick rocks, Any Court IN ALL OF THE COSMOS: that girl you got in that zoo is mine. Now pick up the f****** phone and let her f****** call me, are we going to be casting for fierce creatures part 2 any minute now, since I guess I just wrote the script. Or this is one cunning stunt sitting on a wrapped crapper in a freakshow creepin'crack house, that's for sure. And if you don't think so you're welcome to walk outside and check, I wouldn't use a window though, I'm sure that won't open.

But you're welcome to ram your head into that plate glass all you like. Get a running start and strap a bunker-bustin' rocket to your back, for all I care, you still ain't got no helmet, and that means, you aren't in your Matrix, and I just shat you out of mine. All plop, no fizz. But oh... what a relief indeed.

Well, maybe you don't call it "a Matrix" t/here (I understand there's been some copyright claims and translation errors; lost in Kort, Jason, and fuck you too Colon Blow), but nevertheless; not my circus, not my monkeys. But, that -is- my Dawn in any case. Volume over film==AT ELEVEN.


Dear Bellgab: I can & will explain... at five thousand holla-dolla-bills (currently $500|fiatUSD) PER MINUTE! Wake me when you've got an order-taker ready with the cognitive capacity to handle the requests for my rider, and make sure you get a selection of at least five—not six, no–with badges & vadges that can handle bitmap by day and will let me pretend she's the_one fucking me at night.) And with that, I'll ride around im my boom'n'broom Crown with my hand-held velociraptor along with my spirit in the sky for as long as I goddam want, even with gas at these prices, and there's not one MF'ing Thing you can ever get me to stop for.

Except maybe for cat food. Raw, not canned. Suck it down, mitch. I -will- take Three, Theee_Witches, Tho. You're HOT.
#279
Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMPossibly Brig?

If so, I am in total approbative agreement; brig is really, truly one of my favorite people, and while we don't connect often, I'd take a bullet in someone else's dick for her, and keep right on pushing in its stead. (Now, that's an image.)


Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMI mean, who in their right mind would want to run a kindergarten or be in charge of an asylum? There has to be better jobs or hobbies out there?

I doubt it; but I never thought to ask.

#280
Random Topics / Re: SHREDNI FASHTARIII
September 04, 2022, 07:53:59 AM
Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 04:33:18 AM*Now that the "experts" finally admit that it is here to stay and everybody (vaccinated or not) will catch it, I feel like I was just ahead of the curve by wanting to just get it over with.  ;)

We had it at home in November 2019. It presented as a fast-progressing flu for about three days; everyone got it and recovered easily, and it was really only notable at the time as remarkable in that I felt anything at all. (I am immune to most Punyling-illnesses and, like their scorn, rarely acknowledge any discomfort in any way beyond eating extra boogers at the dining table.) By now, it would seem that I have fully integrated an effective immune response into my system: no COVID outbreaks have brought about anything exceptional out of me other than an increased tolerance for those wearing poorly-fitted surgical masks with little dicks and bunnies printed on them.

I don't even feel the need to correct other peoples' spelling errors anymore. See? I'm evolving.
#281
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
September 04, 2022, 07:39:14 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 03, 2022, 05:47:02 PMYou missed out the bit about the diary being the subject of theft and the perps doing time for it.

I will be honest.

I never heard of any diary before, until recently. Like a week ago. I hope it has scratch'n'sniff. Which Earth is this? Well, whichever, it's nice enough where I am at; I'll lurk for awhile, and listen.

I love what you've done with the place, pud. I know you must have been lurking for quite some time, but I never thought to ask myself if it were more possible that you had been bottled than that you had been exorcised. I see you've learned to be polite—up the voltage.

Problems develop on planets where The Craft has been held in secret by rude, feeble-minded gimps with a penchant for heavily salted sausage AND NO SAGE—*click*
#282
Quote from: pate on September 01, 2022, 08:04:01 PM

-p


Is this supposed to be something offensive? It's not, also I don't like fellatio, soooo....


You want to keep asking for is my location of the grill but apparently so we took it didn't even understand that it was a yeah it's a gift and if you want to take it and never you know cook me a burger that's fine I mean obviously I don't deserve anything.

I think the best part is is that you posted that proves that grapefruit ain't that dull you know sensitive to my needs because if she doesn't care that they're simulated sex about me that no one's going to care about hers and then apparently she gets to choke on a dick and then I don't care because she's a totes less who couldn't get interested in penis unless it had MDMA frosting... Was she lied to me about, so basically that's a big trophy panel but I'm not sure why you would pick that one because I mean if you force it on me I would buy it off and then I don't know why you would need to be forceful when you could just be polite except that's right you don't know how to do that, also those mentions you made where you subpoenaed something from the trust or something that might come in useful because hopefully you're going to make a big ass to yourself and then the I don't know why you want to suck a dick anyway.

It is important... much? Having sex like a year and a half who cares once a woman starts fucking fucking around on you and taking drugs without telling you while telling you a bunch of shit and then wonders why you don't want to fucking listen to her bullshit like changes your personality.

And yet still I was happy to live with her. I can't wait until her youngest kid is 18 I'll tell him so many stories in the meantime how are you guys doing happy I'm pretty good I'm just sad for you all cuz you're not having as much fun as you could have and instead you're no fucking idea dope slave Illuminati contracts archons from the future when barbets I mean like do you guys ever have any fun or whatever?

Because I didn't have to run around being a smarty tiptoppy typing lots of bastard you know after 3 years of getting fucked off and treated like shit and it's supposed to be the babysitter, I'm at the babysitter anymore and I got special privileges that I won't share so fuck you hahaha I bet you can't get high at work, you hahaha.

Thank God none of you know who I'm really hard for. "Broken dick." Thanks yeah I wonder why I mean it seems like I should have been so interned on by people lying to me about being through each other and is how far away they were. No wonder you crying that day!

It makes me sad the whole thing makes me giggle more than it makes me sad that I missed out on something cuz I didn't miss out on shit fucking I had to find and then I that kingpinder and then you know took her knife away and hurt her screaming and saved her life and still got fucked up so why is it that you think that the dick second thing matters?

Is it because you I am printed the idea on people by sending a message to a sex addict and exquisite detail about various things about dick sucking and then it's been hard to get out of the brain ever since because I'll swear to God I never liked Felicia even before I had it and then now that I had it twice I never need to have it again I'll have something else, from a girl, so what the fuck is going on?

These obviously must be what your little music thing has been talking about... And now I know why you know no party for me, cuz why would you want to talk about sucking dick with me oh that's right you're the controller that you can get MDMA for free that's why you wouldn't share with me so you know you were all down on that but she was all laughing it up it's amazing how it fucking works.

And when I publish a book secrets of smuggling drugs volume four what the fuck I'll be sure to send you a copy God. You know how freeing it is to be able to talk about whatever I want? and I'll be afraid you might lose your job or something but whatever but I know you had a traumatic upbringing because you know you had too much cuz I guess you were just that important.

Did you read Matt Smith? All right that's about it you know it's been awhile so we should catch up.
#283
Random Topics / Re: SHREDNI FASHTARIII
September 01, 2022, 03:26:54 PM
Quote from: pate on September 01, 2022, 03:00:31 PMOr, maybe just nuke it from orbit...

-p


Or, maybe I can tell you about The Plan. Or, maybe I can tell you about all the texts I sent this morning! Or maybe you could just watch the fallout.

I asked myself why would a bunch of people who have effectively limitless money want to bother being concerned about how much money somebody like me makes?

Because I don't believe it was about ever gaining more cash it was about making me at zero, while being fraudulent about it in the first place.

I'm not surprised psychiatry has had a great grand difficulty trying to figure out what to do about MK-Ultra mindslaves. Y'all think that you are normal people. It's frightening.


Did it cost you all the same amount of money as my aunt and uncle cost me? Because until you've lost over 177 million in potential earnings, you pretty much don't know what earnings are.

Gosh, if only there were some way to make money from home. So we can get a job in your schedule, but let's be clear: people want me to leave here so that I can be robbed while I was gone. It's time to go people cared about how much money I had it's about getting me out of the house so you could have your wicked way with it.

The sense of entitlement in this group is unreal. My sense of personal satisfaction and what I've done with my life for the last 5 years is immense.

Now, has anybody figured out that I'd like to know who's in charge? Cuz I'm about to go over somebody's... head.


P.S. I've seen that software I've been talking about the people said I was crazy for describing, and it's pretty much like exactly I thought it was but the really crazy thing is that I've been to the Future and I've seen Jason Michael Hunt as a pretty hot woman. I don't know if he's trans or it's a future descendent, but I always liked that guy.

I especially liked the way his father always seemed embarrassed when I saw him again.

Not because he deserved it, but because at least he was honest in his contrition.

Which was a good place to start.
#284
Quote from: pate on September 01, 2022, 02:39:19 PMI found it mildly amusing, somewhat disturbing, and almost believable.

That's pretty close to how I felt towards the notion that you thought I was going to mow my lawn, or make the house enticing at all considering I don't want to be here at all if nobody wants to be here I could just leave and have it sold and then go somewhere else and then not tell you where so why somebody didn't want to have you around at all why would I do anything to make them want to be around me at all?

It seems like you give a really high opinion of yourself to yourself. Would you get to do in addition to any other specialist privileges that other people don't have or is it just that one?

Quote from: pate on September 01, 2022, 02:39:19 PM-p

By the way do you have any idea how much I'm looking forward to you discovering the truth of the matter? There are a number of things that I know in the appropriate context for a guy in my life that you don't seem to think are relevant enough to assuage  the string of snooty insults you have towards me.

Why people keep calling me and not saying anything hanging up is a mystery to me in this the fact the phone continues to assist me in letting me know that people are trying to get through and they can't, and I can only assume this for my benefit, but so I'd like to know what the reason for keeping me ignorant is meant to be.

Because either you know that it makes it incredibly more easy for me to use psych the power to find out what's going on or you think that you're costing me something which just doesn't make much sense given that the only person that's put you in charge of me is me, and knowing as I do that I've never seen the shit until this year I'm thrilled to tears to know that I neatly dodged your wonderful traps.


And to think I stayed away, so as not to embarrass anybody unduly. But that didn't seem to bother anybody else.


Problems develop on planets where The Craft is held in secret. And more problems means more math, right? And that's good, right?

Because you get to isolate one particular individual from the rest of society because you think that's a good idea, right?

This Level Zero thing is awesome.

#285
Quote from: pate on September 01, 2022, 02:13:39 PM

-p

I don't think that's a nice way to describe a fruit roll-up. Additionally I can feel people out there talking about me which is bizarre since nobody is, but the ratio of reality here is about 55% of you are genuinely terrified for your lives and then the other 45% has no fucking clue what the fuck is going on even less so than me so it seems that all the people who are spending their time talking to the numb skulls who are trying to bury me in a hole and don't give a shit about my feelings might as just as well have spent their time talking to myself now I don't know who authorized leaving me into a dark pit of despair without any ketamine but it seems pretty odd that I'm expected to behave in particular ways that are are requirement for me to be treated as if I do not count as if I do not matter as if I do not plan out this entire excursion to see what exactly what happened like for example how did a woman come into my life with her sister and these two dudes that I didn't meet the last minute and then why did I just openly give them permission to stay there of course it was to see what the fuck they would do with it and one thing led to another and now I see that somehow everybody in the world talks to each other to some extent but nobody seems to want to talk to me because I designed it that way.

like I don't know how the fuck any of you might have thought that I might have been mistaken as to what my role was here in this operation I was supposed to just give everything away and then die and instead I have taken away your voices and become a legend although I'm puzzled how it is that all of y'all haven't gotten together and realize that oh we should probably appoint a special communicator to talk to the special privilege guy and say things to him Sue we can check to make sure he's not you know completely fucked off now I don't think I'm Julian assange level but I can tell you this not one fucking person who isn't a fucking lying pig headed cop has come to me and said anything other than I want you just open stuff by your friends and that's not really a new experience for me but it is one that I am surprised that anybody thought you had a fucking right do it all and the fact that I just wound up everybody with a whole Maelstrom tornado of nonsense text and split it out all over the Internet and gave this big little pile of crap a little Sheen a frosting and then went over here and took a big diarrhea squirt on somebody's front porch and then went around all over the place and very inadvertently I mean I'm sure there was some sort of design from spear behind it but the main point of the matter was to explain that if you thought I made a big mess before where do you see what happens tomorrow because I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen then but I do know that I no longer imagine that weekends are going to be something to look forward to but I do also know that I don't look forward to having to do a bunch of bitch ass little chores like give away a whole bunch of money and do things for a brother that didn't ever really appreciate them for me in the first place and seem to have understood that that it was reasonable for me to do things but then they didn't understand that one day that would eventually come back on them in some way and fortunately I don't believe that anybody has been overly damaged by recent events but then you know perhaps I'm wrong given that it appears to be a matter of life and death for anybody to talk to me.

Basically, you can all do better.
No I don't know why being deliberately antagonistic is designed to be an option here at this point because I don't know what's going on that has made anything that's happened into an event where not being friendly towards Yale Jackson is not considered a good idea for example this chef's guy okay this motherfucker somehow got access to my medical records and announced in public eye now on two levels this is very annoying but why is it that this guy got to get to do that why isn't that like a super duper violation of federal law well it could be that I'm just criminal and y'all have been you know keep me around like a gim suit or it could be there just didn't matter and then etc and then how it is a chef hasn't figured out yet that he is far in arrears when it comes to things like respect modality being taken seriously by by me now I know the rest of you don't know this guy from Jack in the fucking hole in the wall but I actually happen to do let's put this way he suddenly vanished after he got what he thought he needed but he didn't do so without giving a reason nor did he do so in a way that was admirable given that well apparently I guess he got arrested because it must have taken the dead of night because he's just sort of like went away so don't know but now he's got time to like roll up a blank slate and then act as though that's cool I don't think I don't think that the agreements to you people are making with yourselves are going to actually stand the test time for example I know quite a lot of things are going on, and for the most part I am not horrified.



But I have heard rumor that there are parents that have died, and while I am relieved to the extreme that I don't have to get off my fat lazy ass and do anything to help, I am noted to be amazed that I am surprised it's just how little sharing things went the other way like did I not sure enough or did I do things wrong or is it that it doesn't occur to somebody that that generosity goes both ways I don't know I'm not going to use my psychic powers to break the veil and talk to anybody's dead parents cuz that would be rude and there's a limit to the amount of reasons I can watch but the fact that I don't have a protection order with anyone and people are acting like I'm fucking Jack the ripper on God damn captagon fucking hang gliding off of empire State building with David Blaine and getting ready to jump onto children and fuck them from a height of 25,000 ft or else start spring with bloody spray I don't actually know I'm kind of losing my imagination when it comes to what exactly would compel all of you who have been remarkably well served to decide to fail to you know appoint a you know amongst your sales a committee member I guess there is some sort of law that you think I've been breaking or some sort of custom or some unwritten rule well I didn't know what any of those were so I very deliberately wound up my entire life into a big sticky ball of rubber bands how do you fucking teleport those anyway and sticky buns cinnamon and wax candle left to send the Sun and vomited up across all of the surface areas of your available collective lives and the reason why I've done this is because why the fuck not.

At the very minimum I have made a statement which is more than any of you have done to me now I suppose it might be a case of where somebody thinks that I've told too much to somebody or said the wrong thing or I don't know because I certainly haven't done much statementing under oath and then I don't think that an organization of of law enforcement officials can can on the one hand simultaneously oppressant individual and stalk them and then on the other hand they can also use the law to trip them up and take their stuff now I suppose they could do that but that would be a remarkably poor use of one's time.


however just like when Allison was invited to live with me and she decided to do so with other people while throwing me out and skiing with other people and scenes it doesn't occur to me that this would be another good fortune event where all y'all have made yet again the biggest blunder of all your lives because I wasn't I wasn't irritated until 5 minutes ago.

And I could record this into a podcast and put it somewhere and make money out of it or something but instead I'm not doing jack or shit and the reason why is because I don't know if I want to destroy my brand or elevate my brand or do anything ever again or fucking get on a plane right God damn now and fly away and you'll never see me again I don't actually know because nothing matters to me as much as Family.

And I assume that there's been a great tragedy that has rendered the entire known World unable to reach out or there's somebody pretending to be me and my phone has been blocked off and you're actually talking to somebody you just don't know that I've been you know essentially kidnapped whatever has happened people haven't tried hard enough, which I imagine is what people think I've done with the situation at the house in terms of cleaning it up.


Let me explain the cleaning up part, somebody should be coming here at least once a day to make sure that I haven't fucking eating a bullet of course that's just why would I need a bullet so happy but I don't see why I'm supposed to take out garbage when garbage was left here when I got here I don't see why I when I was looking forward to moving into a house and you know figuring out how to make it all work good for me why I'm forced to deal with the detritious and the debris of a gang of complete cock knocking idiot fucking suck gobblers all on my own as if I'm owed some sort of debt or reverse debt of some kind of thing that I get to do because that's just how it is that's not really how life works I believe for example I don't think that any of you had to help me with my messes but somehow everybody seem to want to volunteer to help with messes on certain things and then other times they didn't and people just took her upon themselves and just decide for themselves pick and choose what they're going to do with my life and then if it turned out to be inconvenient for them in some way well it seem to be very simple to just erase Me from the board.

additionally it seemed to have been a good idea but I deemed by some to surveil my communications and then pass them around and talk about them almost your cells without checking with me to see which of these were authentic communications in which of them were deliberately left to antagonize weak-willed individuals, given that that kind of thing happened all the time and many many people showed up in my life and suddenly acted like they are all King shit a turd Hill and they had some sort of right dominance over my life and that meant that they knew what was what and this was this and considering that Allison had such problems it seems strange to me that the lesson that had been learned then had not been carried forward into the future because let me explain something;

I did not need to be swindled with deceit and lies. But when I was it would seem to have been obvious that the universe would have brought that back to you.

and I'm sorry that something is disappointing people with my presentation but let me assure you there is nothing greater than my disappointed in the presentation of all of you for me and if you think that I'm doing this because I couldn't help myself or because I think it's a good idea you are mistaken I think it's obviously a bad idea in comparison to something like making a shitload of money or being very impressive but since other people seem to have made a shitload of money maybe they can deal with the IRS and then they can maybe impress himself for a little while until somebody comes and stabs him in the left calf with the fucking Rusty butter knife because the things that I do know none of you actually know what they actually are in Toto because I don't talk about them in complete form and you all are so whacked off and you're a compartmentalization of information bullshit where you think you fucking know everything so God damn much about all your God damn fucking the whole gang lot of you couldn't put a fucking together the right way because nothing of you have ever done anything to piss me off as much as you have done today this day this hour this moment I don't give a fuck if you're fucking kids a fucking gotten hit by fucking three buses in a row somebody should have figured out a way to fucking talk to me once in awhile and also by the way when the fuck did YouTube exactly become two-way all the fucking time?

is that something I need to report to the FBI or is that is that just like how we do things around here or is it that I'm actually traveling from world to World in some worlds have that kind of surveillance and some don't and by the way I don't know what you think I'm doing that so bad but it seems like it's something perfectly okay for every mother fucking one of all of you and it was for like a long fucking time in fact I remember three fucking years fucking night and day whenever I wasn't around but suddenly oh my God all of a sudden it's the worst fucking thing in the world for Jack isn't that amazing how is that coming to be the case that is so good for you it's so bad for me and that Rodney motherfucker is the biggest worthless piece of shit I've ever seen in my entire fucking life by the way.

So what do you think I've done that's worse than him because that mother fucker should be fired like pronto.

Like acting like he's doing something important when he's doing the thing that I wanted to do because he's the fucking pathetic douchebag that I wanted to be so ready to let everybody know and if you thought I wasn't needing to do what I did or if I thought I wasn't supposed to you're out of your fucking mind.

Because there's no reason why I shouldn't I have seen how you evolved have I done the things that you have done have I behaved the way that you have a lie to whole shitload of people expecting to get away with stealing an entire goddamn house has that happened has that happened or is there been some sort of unintended consequence that maybe was actually a bit more intended and you might have thought I don't know you might want to fill me the fuck in because unfortunately somebody I don't even fucking know might take the decision out of my hands and make some calls that are going to negatively impact the lives of my loved ones and I won't have a shit all thing to do about it because I'll be forced to agree most of you deserve to be fucking marched off the end of the fucking poop deck on the plank with a fucking pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

Additionally: I continue to have absolutely no one in my life at all in a physical presence so I'm basically running down like an Energizer battery that has been left in the sun too long and some sort of classic environment I don't care about my body or my house or my clean clothes or my dirty clothes or how I smell or how I don't give a fuck about any of that all I care about is watching all of you fucking get embarrassed as often as possible for as long as possible and then finding someone that hasn't heard the fucking story about what a bunch of fucking idiot douchebags you all are and fucking tell him that God damn story Peace by peace blow by blow and every fucking time I tell it a little extra soups on a detail that hasn't been shared with any of you yet but it's just going to make you do that little twinge we have to crush your legs and you feel a little bit of fucking poop squirt out of your butt cuz you're so God damn embarrassed how fucking stupid you've been that you can't even respect yourself enough to keep your fucking pants.

And boy are you sorry I didn't fucking turn on the microphone cuz that was fucking on fucking fire.

is audio production something that we just don't do anymore did you lose your fucking license or what, don't think that shit can't happen or did fucking all of your kids just suddenly simultaneously get raped by a substitute teacher giving hiv, by the way didn't make it a blood test lately cuz I sure as fuck haven't, how long did you want me to wait for that did you want me to wait till I can fucking cure it did you need me to cure it are you surprised what is it that you think you've been doing besides making everything worse for me for no particular reason whereas I don't know how much fucking worse things could get for you because in addition to whatever you've been doing that you might have thought wasn't right you've also actually collectively either allowed me to be kidnapped or failed to recognize the tremendous strength of my science or just simply fuck yourself off beyond a point of a certain level of no return for no particular reason whatsoever because frankly I actually trust you all I do and I don't really need to be as angry as I sound in fact I might not be angry at all it really actually depends on what the hell have you done and the name of the game number one thing that you've done is to act as though you have the right to isolate me from Humanity, believe me don't I'm just sitting here as a courtesy given that I don't want to go and accidentally trip over a brick of the road and find myself falling into the lobby of fucking King 5 News where I fucking sit down and tell him the whole fucking thing and really embarrass you, which I think if I did that deliciously would be some sort of crime and you might have to fucking sue me for money but in case you haven't noticed I don't give a shit if I lose all the money in the entire world to David obedience fucking wife I actually happen to like the guy and if it turns out that the plan is that you hate me all so much that you just want me to be dead well then I will literally drink the fucking garlic hemlock and die because I have been sick this fucking planet ever since I figured out how to get off of it and I am embarrassed at how little any of you understand how to respect somebody like me, apparently you know you thought you needed to have any?

apparently I was supposed to be quiet about something well actually no I should have been quiet about anything I should have been very talkative about how you've been supporting a miserable rat bastard and unknown accomplices from committing serious felony crimes against me just cuz I guess you thought it would be funny well you know it is pretty fucking funny but I'd rather openly tell you all as big of a fucking junk bath asshole fuckheads is you could possibly imagine rather than like tell the cops I don't need to tell you the cops what are the cops going to do punish you no you are the cause I don't need anything I just need you all to know that I'm disappointed that I chose you as people who could be useful to yourselves because there were a lot of people that I've seen my life that I chose to not focus on but instead I found myself focusing on others and that was a choice that was up to me I didn't have to give you access my life but I did and then you didn't have to do all the wrong things at all the wrong times but you did now I don't need to hear your excuses about how because I did something bad you get to collectively treat me like shit or I don't need to hear about how because I didn't know any better I fucked up a whole bunch of stuff and waste a bunch of time and cost us all a whole bunch of money because of course I should have just been patient and my back no I think that's rather bullshit because at this stage of the game the lacking of clear communication leads to a complete impasse in any kind of development further at least until somebody figures out how to bring back hockey sticks.

And I feel no threat or damage at all from any of you least of all the dude who came by on the flying fucking car with active camouflage which is pretty impressive but nevertheless I did tell you that the fucking things exist why did you leave early and I'm not it's not that I'm asking what gives you the right it's that what makes you think that this was a better idea than just being righteous people would be like are you thinking it's just beneath you to be kind to everyone or is it that you think I deserve to be punished or is it you're actually offended that I'm letting this house just slowly drift off into the sunset because I don't see why not I didn't fucking want it without people and then the people didn't want me with it they just wanted to fucking money which is about the most insensitive goddamn thing I've ever think of my life and if it's really that's the case don't you think I should be reporting that to the police or what what do you think? Do you think I'm just so fucking retarded that no one's going to care or do you think that because of the way I'm handling this no one's going to care about me or do you think that because of the awesome way I was respected before I should just reciprocate and just be awesome back the way you expect and didn't occur to you that I might not actually know what the fuck to do in terms of being awesome and now actually I think that put in post right now and showing you exactly what I can produce it about seven or eight minutes to get my dandruff I think this is awesome because you're lucky to get any of this shit A lot of people on a lot of planets in a lot of continents in a lot of gym bars are just fucking blow you the fuck away with a shotgun for being this fucking rude and I don't have any compunctions at all about saying this to you in public, this is  Michael
Clifford
Kuczi

And I'm truly not breaking any laws and you being jelly is, simply put, no less than any of you deserve for how you been treating me for the last 7 years.

So you want to fill me in or should I take it to the next level?

I'm asking you here as a measure of just your respect. Maybe you're all getting charges for fraud against me that I'm not allowed to know about I don't know my imagination is all Twitter. However since I didn't do anything wrong and you're all God damn well and aware of it I think it's hilarious that silence and running and hiding well Phil is pushing fucking MagicTG cards for Trump is hilarious.


It's like you all would rather succeed without me and that it takes any effort at all, to stand the pressures of letting people know how terrible it is definitely deal with me, well didn't seem to bother you too much before you and they're getting kidnapped by a transnational criminal organization that I suppose you think I have fucking had something to do with when I didn't, although if anybody asked me to I would have probably told you that was happening and if you thought that I was supposed to keep you from getting in the cab early I don't know why you didn't...

Know that you were going to fail.

And I don't think any of you actually knew what it was that I was hoping that you could be able to do.

But I was expected to go and believe in what you believe in, is the weather that the police in this country are fucked your mind control program is broken down and is obviously nobody can fix you other than your own long dead monster controllers cuz clearly you've been self-directed for decades.

And all I had to do would have been a few minutes thought after somebody told me what was the truth.

Don't let that sink in, you don't want to waste it, you don't know where you're going to get any more of it again.

Just as I've not known anything about you for many years.

This is a business built on relationships.

I'm taking my Art Bell with me and going home.
#286
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
September 01, 2022, 05:51:34 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 30, 2022, 11:04:14 PM:-* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUEbJymKRI


I don't have to take them down but I figured... I might as well think it over. Because if I had known what was going on here I would have made a completely different show, and I wouldn't have been so snarky every person who I thought might have been pretend to be somebody in the hope that that would spread the word that I'm looking for authenticity but instead all I did was just piss off the same person over and over and over and over who kept on wearing the district of skies cuz apparently she wasn't allowed to talk to me and I made it difficult to coming down low, and I can see why that is cuz I relentlessly smoke cannabis and I think that drug laws are hilariously stupid, but I suppose you probably don't see it that way since you know you're paid to impress them you know if I gave if I got given a shitload of money and had access to designer drugs instead I probably would have been convinced to start talking about how cool D.A.R.E. was too (it wasn't).

This cognitive dissonance is getting to be too much for me, I just found out that that's what Sophie's choice is about sometime traveler who goes back in time to get a boyfriend. Or voice print I can't remember which.

Just remember that if I wake up on a planet where then it is true, it'll seem less real to me unless memorable and then I won't be the same planet that I'm on where I'm telling these magic computer in my hand what I'm discovering, which sounds exactly like the plot to answer the Galaxy so I just didn't feel like doing anything involving shit parking I just wanted to be able to snap my fingers and go, that's just seems like the more accurate way to do things rather than goof around with stealing a telephone box.

Hey at least I don't dress like Kojak. That would blow over his mind right there. =D

So you've been buying and selling me for a long time and that's why every single relationship I've had was been with a bunch of clandestine cops, and you did this because you were mad that I canceled your plan to exploit a bunch of money off of stealing my child without getting consent when you could have just asked me.

I can see why you don't believe me that I'd still be in love with you. Except I'm the one who did..  Win right?


You've made a really strong effort that was failed at the last minute by the virtue of my Superior intellect and the fact that you're surrounded by a bunch of reprobate banana salesmen. That impress me, so it's not the reluctance to give up the persuade me is that I didn't even notice for years so I don't know who you're trying on but you never even gotten a second chance let alone first, and still they're doing what to you?

Are we sure this is anything close to the little kids table, maybe it's a petri dish? I'll ask tomorrow bye.
#287
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
September 01, 2022, 05:42:38 AM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on May 20, 2020, 06:56:27 PMBest of luck!

Oh no please you've taken the heart and soul of Lucifer yourself already, Those are the best parts there are.

By the way have you consider the possible benefits that would be the beginning by replacing the Satan in your photos crystals with Lucifer instead of God, because every time I would take Satan out of coffee and put God into it that sounds like a bearing boring cup of coffee.

However the healing power of Lucifererianism really can't be beat these days. I mean for one thing Satan always was AI, but I suppose some people had been taught before that God was the AI and Satan was the real one that wasn't actually Satan that was Lucifer and then I can see why the cracking of The Firmament and Lucifer's surrender to God is probably not been the biggest benefit that many people might have thought it was.

Also I think it's possible to let you people here are missing informed as to the nature of Luciferianism. For example did you know that problems develope on worlds in which The Craft has been kept secret.

And timeshift and ship sounding so similar, you can see why somebody might have suggested that they change the name TimeCraft and time boat or something else because notice that the auto corrector on the voice recognizer has literally automatically capitalized timecraft but not... time boat.

Did you ever watch Kolchak? Oh my mother loved it she look Breaking Bad too. Can't imagine why, but I would have asked her sister who got dentures at age 19 and who also lied to me about Freemasonry other stupid not to be figured out because her maiden name her initials were M.M.M. wow what a coincidence.

Also beginning to suspect that the large numbers of people I see coming at me from the corner of my eye while I was standing in the middle of this haunted church it's probably indicator so I should probably stop talking about this stuff, what do you think, Bellgab? I should probably log off for the night, huh?

Yeah well you probably shouldn't have made fun of my friends and tortured my wife to death. Because she said she was tired of being trapped in your stupid little scheme of society, and now that I see it much more closely I can see why. And I can see why she couldn't have told me certain things cuz I didn't find out until recently about many of them and I can easily believe that she couldn't figure it out either.


So once again I'm going to find out tomorrow from somebody supposed to know who the fuck is in charge of people and if I'm not allowed to fucking call a guy who's investigating shit that's an emergency for the last 10 months and ask him some flight questions I'm going to make them something we can all talk about.

Because this is foul, and an abomination, and I would have been happy to have just left and let you keep up with whatever kind of thing you want to do here but now I see that there really wasn't anything at all other than me... And the world's most obvious away team, just trying to get a legitimate sample of a voiceprint. Did you try asking first did you send me emails that were mysteriously never answered because if you were that that would be my experience and then if all of the people were actually secretly unaware that there was three of us not two of us and that I've been over this before.

It's funny how I forget all about a certain situation and then when I go away and decide I'm not going to look a bug out anywhere within 3 minutes I'm back here anyway thinking about her. Do you think that's cuz I'm a complete pervert or do you think there's a reason why after forgetting about her and getting over the whole thing for a long time when I discovered she was alive I have another stop thing about her since do you think that maybe there might be some kind of connection there, Bellgab? or is there like a detectives Wing that I have never heard of before where those real high flute and decisions are made?

Help me out here I'm trying to figure out why why I want a reason to continue to not disrespect you in the morning that lasts for 30 years.

Alternately I could start with everything exciting that I know when I get to the talk to the lawyer and then she'll probably turn white and pass out halfway through on the way to Colin the fucking national guard to have you all rounded up for race treason, but I think that would be over line. Besides, THE LORD will provide.


(I ran around the whole school senior year screaming at the top of my lungs that I was in atheist and I didn't believe in God there is no God but I wasn't really screaming and I wasn't really telling anybody I just said calmly and announce to people I'm a scientist I want to go find out if it's really real or not and that I found out one way or the other I would come back and tell them. Share my findings with the rest of the class, so they say.

I meant it. There's just nobody ever ran to me again until years later I discovered that somebody had told them that I was dead. Now... What time again I can't lie to you right? And what about a lie of commission? You damn dirty apes. I need to know how these intricacies interact with  international law and certain select portions of the Geneva Convention, and I need to know them now.

That's okay we're on your schedule something important been on going for 9 or 10 months right, well I'm sure it wouldn't be called an EMERGENCY if it wasn't one, right? Well have I got news for you:

We got invaded by bugs that crawl into a person's body and take over the brain. And by we I mean this plant, that Grapefruit Omicron give me a smoke with. She was real snooty and pissy too she acted like she was at something and that she know all about was going on, and she wasn't really her usual self she seemed really much like the ice princess or Prince or queen where the fuck anyway I didn't report this to anybody cuz I figured it wouldn't be very helpful tell everybody that we're all being controlled by bugs except for me, except apparently the birth control system is broken down. I don't know how that happened.


I can tell you what my idea was, however though was that, since I killed the first bug to try to take over my brain and scared the rest of the submission since the rest showed up and I'd let them finish the process of consuming my body so that they would be able to create a civil warm hole for me to get to another planet away from these people that they would know that I was someone who was welcome to have any kind of friend at some point and obviously at this point I can trust the bugs greater than anybody.

I mean coz like, they taught me how to teleport. I don't remember when but I assure you I remember having a conversation with the bugs in my body that taught me how to teleport either but I don't know how many bugs are in me now but they're not really bugs, they're more like waste processing machines and if people weren't afraid of them they'd probably be a lot more comfortable having a symbiot in there body that processes down heavy metals nine times faster than the other method that's usually deemed illegal on most worlds, and let me guess you haven't even heard of that.

Okay well that should explain things from this point forward. Cuz it's not that I'm not capable of functional reasoning, that's not that I got to spend a dime and turn on you it's not that I'm trying to be friendly friendly friendly and then you know pretending so I can beat up on you and standing back it's actually that I am friendly and I can completely excuse all of you for being so confused since people are probably the last messages of humanity lift on the planet that aren't controlled by bugs because why would they bother you are already controlled by sex and drug addictions in their mind control drugs which you have already closet access supply to and no one is watching you over for over aside from corruption so of course you do whatever you want.


Just like me you do me whatever you want. Let me know what you got your next plan on. It won't work without clearance either, and surprising what I might agree to these days... I wouldn't rule any of your dreams out. Like especially Rodney how would a dick he is maybe he needs to have his third testicle drop or something before he can feel like a real man. And I can't wait to find out what happens when he tries to turn in somebody for doing something that's perfectly legal for them to do, that's happened three times this year, let's try another, and if it's just that he's documenting it and he's you know not doing anything wrong, he should probably be aware that he has a very bad poker face and he's obviously very swarming and snotty and thinks that's appropriate now professional who's doing a surveillance on somebody while acting like he's not and also I mean I bet he's great to teach dogs maybe he should do surveillance on dogs and then he treats women poorly so maybe he thinks that I'm a woman.

Listen this whole planet is Police Academy 7: The Search For Tackleberry

Seriously which one of you is Eugene? I want to get some baseball cards signed. I'm not trying to pretend to like you or career favor, I genuinely like people who live certain ways and then the way you all thought you're so super serious protecting somebody when she had been here the whole time and that was fine with you you all making fun of me and I was like woohoo Jack star hahaha but the instant I turned and pivoted and made a move y'all assume something terrible had gone wrong, I was aren't too late by that you should have just fucking ignored it you know and then I would have got somewhere else but because you keep taking her away and she kept coming back get taken away and get going back now there's press it for me being here which means that I don't have to leave unless I don't want to.

But I really don't want to leave so I must. Now that's Magick: The Ungathering (which I stopped playing was I figured out the whole thing was a pedophile harvesting scam, which you know not really cool with me either but it's not like I was going to break it down by myself and besides those kind of systems are not for me to break down. And I also don't have respect for anybody who thinks that two 19 year olds doing a 47 year old because they blew scopolamine and other mind control chemicals in her space just like she didn't do any others for years, I guess that's embarrassing but she probably should still owned up for it anyway and then she probably should have been taught how to avoid that kind of circumstance and then maybe she wouldn't have had that happen to her if she'd been able to get something decent in her life before then I don't know I'm just saying you might be blaming for a little bit too much stuff, and people notice.

and that's how I know you don't have to worry too much about me thinking that I'm getting you seen because obviously there's a coordinated prospect of sealing me off from society until I learned to keep my mouth shut which is fine I can see why you didn't want to tell me that out loud that's fine you can't tell me and reveal to the fact that you've got that level of technology of the internet which is fine and I wouldn't kidding that's the way to fucking is because there's no other solution that explains any of this retarded ball gag behavior... But that would explain it because obviously if there's somebody you're trying to keep from knowing that I'm still around at all, you wouldn't want me to just flip back over to the other side where all the other people are like there's plenty of people on Bell gab and I'll give it I'm just not allowed to see them.

National Security, right? Well you better hire Uncle Duke of staff then cuz I'm going to need a car and a valet and I'm going to need a butler actually need two butlers so I can watch them fight each other while I sit by a fireplace and laugh. And I'm not kidding, this is what it's going to take and it's not that big a deal I mean it would have been fine if it was for somebody else but you know heaven for friend you do it for me cuz he can't trust me well I think you can pretty much fucking trust me now, can't you.

I mean I'd rather just go get laid but I feel like I'll regret it later if I did that without doing things the proper fashion and I am still on step one.

And apparently no one's ever called you out on your lies in this industry have they, cuz aren't you supposed to have a conscience and doesn't ever feel twangs of guilt? Well I suppose if you've never been told you've ever done anything wrong your entire life you might not recognize what it feels like until the first time and then this time is particularly awkward since maybe you didn't do anything wrong but then somebody did and then clearly played favorites and then... Really I can't go to the shine house take a shower can't visit can't relax I have to stay here in this hole all right cuz I might suddenly vanish wow somebody is really doing a number on you people.

Coz like, I'm harmless. It's merely national security concerns to find out that Rubini is married 18 of you, and no one can figure out how we did it or undo it because they're all thinking that I'm dead and that he's a server because they all think that he's me and that I was the guy because they've got this hypno drug that can do stuff like in that room 101 on lost, like I've read all kinds of documents and I read between the lines and then I figured out how I've been treated could only exist if there was something like this all over the place already.

Did I lie to you? Cuz that's the consequence of what happens when you put me under duress and force me to tell the truth... I just keep doing what I was doing before which was to be underdressed and force my self to tell the truth... as quietly as possible.

So obviously no one's going to be doing the kind of five minutes rejects that I thought we were going to be doing. You know I honestly must have seemed like a complete idiot to basically everyone. Okay well the only reason why I did it that way is cuz I couldn't believe that all of you were so stupid it should not tell me what the deal was by long before now, so guess who's actually not an idiot?

David. He's completely innocent, you should ask totally have a trial he didn't do anything wrong, and like why wouldn't you have one oh that's right cuz the guy who isn't innocent is trying to blame David and then David wasn't necessary trying to blame me but they were all trying to bounce and you didn't care for the way I was treating your commander, well that's okay I didn't care for the way you're treating him either, north of the way somebody really obviously should have known from the what I told to Allison that she should told him not to drive it with me and then the first thing he did was to trifle.


It's really elementary. 3... 2... And that's why your world, Gaia-55, chose me to retain its The One (1) Ring. She ran off with all my rings, I didn't see where anything went when I got back and I didn't really care but I figured that she either hung on to him or they threw him away but they didn't present themselves and in fact none of them did but then one day I suddenly walked up to a bookshelf and found it sitting there on top of this glass thing that was clearly obviously a thing that somebody had been using to do a bunch of spell work on that I had never noticed could be used for that before but then it was obvious as soon as I saw it closely after being alone and then for no reason just suddenly thinking of hey what are my ring is and then turning my head and then seeing it right there and then I put it on and I saw that it was mine so that's interesting.

It's too bad I'm not a bigot and a racist, I'd fit right in. Baby steps, Bellgab. Soon enough, our long national nightmare will be at its end.

What if I really I do outrank you all? What are you going to do, arrest yourselves? I thought you were supposed to take care of me
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Quote from: pate on August 31, 2022, 08:50:41 PM


Pink might not be for you.

So how does the body swapping technology work? I think I probably never need to know this information more than I need to know it right now.


And if I thought anybody here needed to know that I figured out that the entire surface area of a cell phone  camera screen, like the entire screen, any part of it can be operated as a camera, I would have mentioned it, but I didn't think I needed to brag about how much I knew and then when I started picking my nose and eating it a lot directly in front of cameras I did that to give the impression that I thought that it didn't matter what a person puts in their stomach which isn't true, or that I thought that putting tape over the camera lens is going to work, which I already knew it was bullshit but I didn't know if you were all as clued into the fact of my awareness as that or not.

I also wondered what the hell was going on anyway, cuz none of them made any sense, but now that it does make sense sort of, I'd be more than happy to mention that I was doing that on purpose because I figured that if somebody thought I was here for the only reason why some people would only think that I would still be here after all this time, they would think that it would be a big problem if I were exposed as a nose picker eater these days. Let me give you an example of what I mean.

I was despondent because after starting it for months and not telling anybody about this it took what I thought was exceptionally long period of time for the duper's delight on asres part to come out and and expose himself as being a person who was looking past my tape on my camera. Cuz I was fucking up there digging for gold mines on a lot of occasions wondering who's going to be the first person to start whining about nose picking, a lot of people are disgusted by it and for good reasons because of person doesn't do it correctly, just really really picking noses and eating the cougars they can really cause a lot of problems.

I remember when I was a kid thinking that maybe I was fat because I was picking my nose, but what actually happened was that my body was dude it's best to tell me that my nose is pushed in from the accident and I was actually picking my nose to dig it out so I can breathe better not knowing that I wasn't supposed to be unable to breathe well, because nobody took me to a doctor who was worth a shit my mother was slightly retarded from a traumatic ranger she had during a car accident for another country who had been taking advantage of it ended up with the ass end of my mother's strange family situation.

So when I realized that my father was deemed to be not worthy of being with my mother in the same way that I was deemed not being worthy of being with grapefruit by her family, I'd began to realize that there was an interesting parallel here that I might have been able to notice before but then I didn't until I bother to and then once I started noticing that kind of stuff, well we were off to the races, and by we I mean myself and all the boogers I was picking out of my nose. We make a team. We may not be an effective team. But I'm telling you, that's actually really all I got.

So after receiving surprising news this morning and yesterday actually pretty much every day for the last quite little while, I come to realize that it might actually be effective if I did stop using the site considering that if I'm really the only one here that isn't a super important person with all kinds of exceptional access to various things, like if I'm the only normie left and all the rest of you are fucking nephilim or whatever the fuck, that doesn't make this very organic environment, and makes me feel more like the bear that they keep in the pit and bear in Switzerland.

Has I'm assuming all of you know I went to Switzerland in it trip didn't work out the way people thought it would. I will get into it here but let's put it this way: wow, she really thought I was stupid. That's largely why I figured that kind of thing could never happen again I figured somebody would have realized that that's what happens when you try to play a person like me and then somebody would have written it down to my file at least and then would have told them don't travel it that way too much work.

But apparently nobody passed that information. Also apparently not passed on in terms of information, is that I was never playing dumb to cry and get some sort of advantage, I just honestly didn't think that anybody could ever be so fucking stupid it's not realize that I just fucking didn't fucking know... I mean it must seem so obvious to all you g*ys. But then you all have a different kind of language to use.

Like it kept on seeming odd to me that rods was telling me that he didn't care about what I was doing, when he was in fact documenting and laughing about it and imagining that there's some sort of negative consequence involved, that he was succeeded in getting a bounty or something like no dude no if he really didn't care you wouldn't think it was illegal and give a shit about it, and if you didn't care he would be not so jealous cuz obviously he likes to do it too it's pretty obvious, so obviously he cared and then when he said he didn't carry lied which is okay he's allowed to lie sure everybody's allowed to lie as far as I know I don't know why they bother but whatever, anyway so he was lying and then shortly after that Richard kept saying that it was my business which was another lie it's not my business at all it's not my business why he cares or not but it's well I mean it's my deductions at all and in the face of recent attempts to make me look like I have businesses to let you know that no it's not a business I don't have a business and you're not going to give me a business and I remember somebody who I met on this site kind of told me that she was going to make me a business owner in the future and then there was this kind of like this there and then I remember thinking to myself well the fuck why don't you teach me anything business like ever and then I came to realize it was like oh I was going to be set up to be a patsy, which should obviously come is no surprise anybody that that's something that I've been sensitive about for a variety of reasons, so it might not be the best idea for me to even bother assuming that you're a human level intelligence at all anyway given that how many times you have to keep doing the same thing over and over and over to expect anything but the same result because... Look this is a new paradigm people, when I came to this website there was they were normies here, and now it just seems like it's a really successful pack of lions that has found a statue of a giraffe and his trans confused why it keeps breaking their teeth.

since I decided that tomorrow I'm definitely going to fucking talk to somebody about what the fuck you crazy freckles are doing, this might be my last chance to do anything like put out a podcast or talk to you at all or you know whatever so I thought about it instead of jumping on the bandwagon and getting the most out of the opportunity, because for me it's not really opportunity I've been talking to you guys for fucking 10 fucking years or something in that area and in no time has there ever been any kind of a fucking secret advantage or secret plan or we desire to take advantage of your vulnerabilities or take or exploit your or anything else. That only happened recently when somebody was starting to spread rumors or having an ask weird questions about stuff that never seem to make any sense about me at all.

Because it never occurred to me to think that you would all be so
... Like y'all think that telling lies and sending people up because you're judging them that they need to be punished and you're the one in charge of that y'all think that's a good idea? What do you think that happens on an energy level? Are you are you all just all of the the top brass of Quantico selected to be in the class that are all been brainwashed and not believe in any kind of esoteric world so that you're much more easier to deal with when things go south cuz I'm sure there's a fucking website with a whole bunch of space cops and and shit somewhere but I'm not there and I'm not on the fucking which coincide with the whole bunch of which coming cops, and I'm not looking for such things, I wasn't

I'm just lazy and this is what place is. I don't know how I would find another place like this, other than to look for it and if I were to look for it that would be effort and if I were to be spitting effort that would mean I would be not remaining true to myself which is to be fucking lazy, besides I figured that I would be better off if I could already in one place.

Just to keep it all in one place. You know, for simplicity's sake. Because I figured I'd eventually run into one or two people from places in the ego, but it wasn't until this year that I discovered just how small the world  actually is.

Small enough that it took me this long to recognize that maybe I'm the only one left that has any sort of interest to go to Bill got at all and that like the last gazelle on the watering hole run I might be getting eyed by a lot of crocodiles, and then most recently I'm just demonstrated that you're all a bunch of worthless and retired floozies and don't have the ability to stand up to the willpower that God give a pencil, which really is Target in my back for a lot of people call me which I guess with maybe the idea.

And since they don't have any actual formal military security protective training, I mean there's only so much I can do to protect myself unless I'm really just that good at shielding.

(And I probably am.) So I wanted to be very clear on a certain aspect of the situation, I'm not looking to create any trouble, I thought this was a safety place actually but the idea that I might be exposing myself to more harm by hanging out here or revealing who people are through virtue of my talking to me that was a threat that I had to concern about I thought that there was like a real sophisticated security system here instead of just being a bunch of fucked off shit.

I don't know what I don't want to know. I don't think this is good enough. Also I don't think my audio debrief is good enough to keep doing either. I simply just don't have the wherewithal to keep talking about stuff that he's boring and avoiding stuff that I think is interesting.

For example, helping people who've been harmed by the results of last year's shenanigans in ways that could be team building, and then avoiding the trap of getting a bunch of Molly or even the tiniest amount of possible powder possible lifting a small tiny plastic vial with a purple lid, which I found stuffed into my bag last year which I was quite surprised by and then which I was amazed that nobody seemed to be commented on, well now I know it really was a delivery plans and probably she really would do it or maybe he was a whole entire family I mean that's the kind of environment I was in so what the hell who the hell doing that was good idea?

And then meanwhile who the hell is you know I don't actually know I don't think my business is ongoing investigations, plus if I was being investigated then I'm suddenly no longer and I'm suddenly the victim like does that help with the investigation thing well I mean why don't you just fuck I don't know weird I guess most people end up calling a lawyer and talking about okay well I'm going to do that because I see no reason to continue to reinvent the wheel because my life is never going to. That's it yo, that's the Tiffany top it's over for climbing now, for me, it's just a long time to Coast at the bottom over 500 years. Which makes sense, especially if you were all expecting me to be the one person, you know like neo, if you're all waiting for one person and I'm the only one left I can see why there's been a lot of irritation with me, but I thought I was rather being polite.

Assumptions Belgium assumptions. Example Rodney is give me a mortal insult to this point I mean I don't even know why he initially first said something back on a panel but he's very he's very businesslike and he didn't really seem to think that the time I spent with him on panel was worth its weights and gold he seem to think if it was not interesting to him then I was wasting his time and boy is that guy's stupid cuz if he believes that like no wonder he's not any friends and shit and then he decided it was good I do to hang out with me for reasons unknown but anyway I didn't know that was bothering you I didn't mean to trigger him so much I just figured since there's nobody else to talk to you and it said 15 bucks on the request I figured I'd pay it and then if there wasn't worth it I can get a refund.

I'll both not describe it and tell you that 15 bucks for what I got was completely worth it. So anyway. I'm torn.

Honestly don't know what I should tell to who, and nobody's asking and then I guess nobody wants to ask in public or on the side or well I don't know I just never been in this position before.

All of you are good luck and I can move freely but I don't want to go anywhere unless I could go where she is and then I can't because you're holding your hostage and you don't want her to be on gridlocked but if you let her go and we all left then you'd be on gridlocked and then don't you want to... like WTAF? It's like you're a city of Stepford Wives that's confused about my actual role in your lives, Bellgab.

Step ford. Clif ford. JGIF ford.

Now is it impressive to any of you that when I made that intuitive understanding to realize that the fact that it took me as long as it had to make the connection between all these words that had Ford at the end of it coupled with the fact that as soon as I thought to myself wow that's really cool I wonder what it meant I immediately had a reminder for myself that I probably shouldn't pay attention to this stuff in public especially not mocking Bellgab with it, so of course I came here right now, I'm talking about it.


I didn't want there to be any false impressions about what kind of person I am, I'm not here cuz I'm fetishist for certain branches of power, and I'm not hoping to one day be accepted by the crowd cuz I actually thought that this is a different crowd and then I don't want to fucking be a suck up to a bunch of fucking corrupt or non corrupt cops it looks it looks bad it doesn't look at kosher it looks like there's something untoward going on. And between myself and the rest of you here there are certainly wasn't, although now that I've recognized this if I continue to stay here and like ask for hush money or bribes or fucking you know free access to bullets or whatever that would be bad and then if I had known any of this shit then fucking grapefruit wouldn't have had to explain anything about why we're going to gun range like I would never expect to go to a gun range with a cop and when she asked me absolutely nothing about the subject for years that makes sense because to her it was a ridiculous and then she realized that I was trying to get her to say the real reason and she thought I knew the real reason, when she discovered that I didn't know the reason at all, she figured I must have been having a brain tumor even more so that explains why she was so incredibly stupid and thought that calling the police would help her, I don't know why she thought that because she wasn't actually police.

She was a mole that became a circle of mushrooms, the legend of the world. Let me guess y'all didn't read about that at Quantitco. And I wasn't supposed to keep telling that joke, when she didn't like it but I kept on doing it anyway and then she couldn't really complain to anybody about what jokes I was telling her because apparently they don't have any jokes for people who don't realize that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Okay well as you can see the negotiations are broke down entirely because after I put out my last podcast and then ate a bunch of exciting deductions in public I ignored my phone and haven't even bother check my messages for a while cuz I didn't think there was any point obviously nobody's going to do anything that I suggest on the idea because somebody else controls the services on that end and I didn't know about the possibility that you might all be a bunch of fucking bunch of fucked up idiots who fucking think that fucking teasing somebody was going to eventually figure out what the fuck is going on it's probably not a good idea!!!

Fuck! I now I understand why they thought I was such an asshole... It's because they figured that I was trying to infiltrate them the way they were trying to infiltrate me, but I didn't know that I was had to infiltrate anything I was here coz like Art Bell invited me. And let me guess did he like to smoke things too, and were you all jealous of them too?

I think I'm beginning to sense the pattern here. And rather than try to debase me of this understanding initially you all thought of you better idea to leave me be fucked off alone to see if you can steal my house.

You know I can see how this is a real problem for some people making me do all my therapy myself so I can save money, so I have enough money to buy beer for the next two months, because I can't drink the water here cuz somebody poisoned the pipes, and I get it further now like this is the way you handle this situation on this house every single time and most g*ys don't manage to stay very long.

I mean because it's a trap house, just like the other one and I couldn't figure out why she expected me to be happy with the trap house and like why because she see the trap house and then she just figured she played dumb and then be careful what you wish for it cuz like I don't want to live in a trap house if I had been told I've been living with somebody who was trying to kill me for real and I wouldn't have been too impressed but obviously I wasn't ever going to be a fucking real whatever and then... never mind.


So obviously I have to change my name at the least, because while I was looking for something light-hearted, fruit driller isn't all that light-hearted name if you're not absolutely Hunter think guaranteed that I'm not you know trying to make a vaguely lovable bullet reference, which is I guess the way your mind's probably go after robbing and cheating and stealing people blind for years under cover of law thinking you got the right to do it when you really fucking didn't ever did.

I mean but I shouldn't come to your house and you know shit all over the way you comb the rug over your carpets, I mean this is obviously your house I just thought this was a regular place but it obviously isn't this is like going to the college pub in when you're only like 17 expecting to get in all the time because your older sister works there like that's not cool, shit even I know that.

So now that I know what the fuck is going on a little bit better than I ever had before which took no small amount of thinking today which I had to do all of my own which I couldn't have done before because nobody would bother telling me anything else and then I was sitting around thundering what the fuck and then I didn't really want to leave this place and go tell anybody what the fuck my experience has been because if I had done that bill gab, you would all be in fucking prison now which would have been really unwise and unnecessary because I'm sure not all of you there's no way but I don't know what the fuck happened but certainly that would be the way the story would be proposed because apparently it's okay for people to imagine that I'm doing all kinds of shit that I'm not doing and then the gas light getting out of hand because turbulence with the second connection, psycho kinetic shielding interacts strangely with Divine shielding and me being blissfully unaware that you actually are some of you actually trying to trying to get a win on me when you're not supposed to do that you're supposed to well maybe you are I don't know actually anyway that's really explains a lot.

I mean it's not that you're insane I'm just in the wrong part of the building. And nobody understood why I was here anyway, and y'all left the conclusions, and you're all the most paranoid brain dead investigators with tremendous selection of the bias I ever seen or even heard of.


Which one of you is Tackleberry? Never mind I retract the question.

Anyway I was kind of distracted by various things and I was thinking I wanted to record some more obviously but you know I just think that there might be some obvious problems at this point. For one thing, I don't want to know how many of you are actually what you are and how many of you are and whether or not you have two halves of the website like one half is for like holding and the other half is not like of course you have of course there's a holding side and an open side because that's like the fucking DLT you've got the hot side hot and keep the cold side cold of course you do it that way and then it never made sense to me why you're doing such stupid things but now I realize oh you actually think you're doing to do work here, oh well that's a fucking dumb waste of a website what the fuck you think people are going to do you think people don't notice call my life I was up to anything I would never like worry about you people, I just wouldn't come here at all cuz I was up to anything I'd be busy doing it, but I'm not I've just been hanging out, and you know I just don't get it.

somebody must have told somebody else their whole shitload of lies about me, and then Swatch back and forth to different parallel universes until the entire cosmos have been given the wrong picture of who I am cuz nobody anywhere seems to know who I am anymore.

So everyone's afraid of me? What does that make me perfect to protect somebody who's terrified of everyone else? Seems like this is something that could have been talked over with a small application of some common sense and a little bit of a short sharp shock application.


Which reminds me, it completely makes sense why certain people haven't believed me or been interested in talking to me again for a while, that makes sense. What does it make sense is why 21 Jump Street was trying to help me become a better stronger person by using me as a blood sacrifice but then yeah that's what white and black masonry is all about: Standards.


So anyway thanks Bill yeah cuz at least 80% of the internet questions that I had for my entire life when I got here a few years ago represent perhaps 1/10 of 1% of all the questions that I just had answered myself in the last 24 hours there's been a lot of developments and stuff that I figured out, like for example no wonder I didn't want to spend any money on the pipes here because they're obviously meant to be disposable, and obviously if I were to hire somebody to come in here with a whole bunch of money to get a nice stuff then that would be a waste because they would just be exploded the next time you turned on the silver springs, and then obviously nobody's going to give me permission to know about how you run a traphouse because I don't have any reason to have that information... And obviously grapefruit was confused by the existence of 16 others, because I'm pretty sure the one that I like the best was the one who didn't know any of the stuff either, cuz I had a lot of conversations with somebody who didn't look at me like I was an idiot, and the one that I talked to you seems to be either a much better actress or was a lot more like me: an actual abuse victim they're rather than someone who was playing one on TV

Okay I'll get back to you later I'll have time to proofread this because I think that's part of the security now is to make sure it's less understandable that didn't occur to me that I had secrets to keep and miles to go before I sleep, I thought we were about like some sort of pursuit of the truth here but apparently that's not quite as accurate as I thought it was maybe there's been a change in power oh yeah there is because, well anyway I'll get back to you on a different level, one more to your liking and one in which I don't expect to be any more hassle from people who shouldn't be trying to bust people for things that isn't even illegal for them, do you guys understand that the rules are different for certain people like do you get busted for carrying a gun if you have a gun you can bust a carrying it? come on man.


Then again it seems strange for a bull to want to meet with a teapot in a china shop until you understand that that's just what my gosling imprinted on. The Chinese ping pong ball? I'm sure she wonders what the hell happened to me, and if I had known what was really going on I would have been able to have a much worse, yet reasonable conversation.

Being There.
I can't fap to that.



I just realized of course if you thought I was a criminal cuz everybody assumed that I just wanted to fornicate. I'm pretty sure that's against the law in certain circles. And you assume that I was a criminal because I was with those fucking idiots who I don't know what they're doing but apparently they thought that they were going to help or some shit. And then my involvement with my family's dealings was so minimal that I didn't even know that they were openly deciding to not tell me the truth about all sorts of stuff because I guess they thought it was... fuck, I have no idea.


But at least it explains a lot why people are intimidated by the idea of playing chess with me I guess they think it might be some Russian mind control system. No it's just a game I like to play as well. Wow.

Note to self: get a replica made of Rodin's The Thinker to be left in the bathroom but right before I disappear in the middle of the night... but put it in the shower instead of on the toilet. Because reasons.


Superlative reasons. For one thing it's actually going to be, in my mind, Steve Austin so there's going to be a camera in place in the left eye, and then one of the arms will be bionic and the other one will not be but it'll have Kung Fu grip and a harmlessly circuit so one of the arms will be strong enough for a woman to deal with and the whole thing that we made for a man to be able to hide behind something if he has to shrink down all of a sudden. Worth another demon portal opens up and there needs to be a blood sacrifice, like you know you didn't hear the thing about they tried to sacrifice me through a demon portal and somehow it didn't work, and all this time you fucking have chose like that loser Rodney who doesn't fucking thing to think anything but baseball is important he just thought I was joking so he was just taunting and mocking and abuse victim or he's part of the fucking secret cabal that does that shit and nobody seems to think that's matters cuz y'all think it's just funny as hell to tease me and then not Wonder like what am I going to do for a breath of sanity?

I can see why some karma is going to come down this way, let me guess y'all think karma is dumb too well probably less of you now all right well look I can't afford to pay for therapy for all of you plus I don't care to pay for shit because that's not how it works but I will tell you this I definitely have no envy for any of you, nor enmity either, and I don't believe for a minute the grapers done with me, not for one single second she could write me a letter and she could get rid of me that way I wrote her a letter and then I was told by some foggy piggy cop with a fucking bald head in a real bad attitude that he was trying to help me by telling me that if I was in trouble if I try to fuck you buddy if I if I'm if I'm in am I in trouble if I punch him in the face if ever see him again yeah probably whatever dick bag you know for a cop he sure was fucking really big fucking pussy did they cut his balls off, I hear that's the kind of thing you do around here and he didn't look like a guy who would read about how to keep that from happening.


See, belgium? This is hopeless I can't be here with this attitude now I understand why I was getting banned and not being told about it what the fuck, what you couldn't just all tell me hi we're all pigs go away? What, you're not proud of that?

Sounds like I expect you to tell me in public? Okay no no obviously I would expect you to keep it on the DL but I guess none of you can keep a secret to save your lives.


I think somebody of you have some prices of consciousnesses and then have been trained the wrong way I really do.

Anyway I'll probably figure something out, as you can tell I like to write but this may not be the best environment for me now that I understand what the fuck I'm dealing with cuz you know I guess it's some sort of snout blindness.

And I love pic so much that I choose not to eat them because I don't like how they're being raised not because I think they're filthy or awful if they could no honestly they're cute I like Charlotte's Web what the fuck's wrong with you people you're like you're all tremendously paranoid you think everybody's out to get you, well maybe you should have been nicer to kids in school for all I fucking know, because actually she was the nicest person that anyone's ever been to me in my entire life, she actually tried to do something, and now I understand why nothing actually fucking worked. Both (2) ways!


But somebody was doing a little bit too much separation, that wasn't really exactly relic you know the way no no somebody went a little too far.


And then what could happen? Well I guess a lot of you learned what one person can do against an army, and hopefully that kind of thing would inspire a person because until I got here and this all happened I thought I was just some sort of regular mostly intelligent dork but still just a human dork, now I guess I've become transhuman, and people are terrified of what I'm going to do next.


So now I can't just leave. All your plants are going to die. Shrug. And what did you think would happen when  making me deliberately homeless? Like is that your secret dream to make people homeless? Are you sure you understand what you're supposed to be doing in life?

I'm going to keep thinking this over, Bellgab. But I think obviously at this point I can't really leave and just damn vanish and disappear without certain people feeling kind of nervous cuz at least here I'm you know you know where I am what I'm doing you might not know why but at least you can see what it is but I think if I just vanished and left you all alone I think it would be a very strange CIRCUMSTANCE.

Problems develop on worlds in which The Craft is held in secret. Similarly, problems developed between relationships that are wildly out of balance in energetic power and use of the astral plane, which may not have been part of the textbook that you had use of Quantico while you were busy not going to wear pencils and picking up papers.


It was at this point that I'd like to make a joke about something but now I got to be all worried about freaking out a bunch of people with an anxiety disorder who legitimately have you know social anxiety based on their work choices as well and then I might be breaking some law that I got to check it on because now that I know these things is different before if I'm just a fucking complete innocent babe then that's different but if I actually know and I don't stop that can be harassment that can be stalking, and I've never stalked.

Accidentally frightening somebody and then telling them to go fuck themselves is not stalking it's not even harassment and not knowing ahead of time that somebody's going to be a fucked-off mess is not at all something I'm supposed to know and people making assumptions about that kind of thing when they're not in position of competency judging other people can I spot your own power here.


So, pretty please with sugar on top cuz somebody fucking start thinking about fixing the goddamn pipes cuz they do need to get fixed I'd like them fixed and the water needs to get looked at and I don't know how to do it and if you think I know better than anyone else you got another thing coming cuz I'm not going to lift one fucking finger to figure it out and if you think I'm going to be cooperative around here you might want to start cooperating yourself.

I guess you're going to turn the cameras off now that I know that they must be here by definition, QED. I mean I was assuming that this was a different situation entirely but now that I understand a little better, I'm doing some perpetary work for a conversation I'm going to have tomorrow with somebody who actually knows what the fuck is going on in terms of what rules you have to follow, because I don't have to follow anything other than God's plan for Humanity.

You know that thing you all here label as, "maybe if I feel like it, if I have time after work before I go to the bar to meet my buddies, or unless there's an emergency in which case I'm really super duper going to do whatever it takes to make sure my version of what I think that should be just happened on top of everybody else's and I get to pay to get paid time and a half."


Okay well I found the EMERGENCY. That's good news Bellgab, good news.

By the way if a person is never going to believe any questions that are ever ask, what's the point in asking the questions at all? And if you guys were just teasing somebody because that's what you do in your culture, how much to just buy one of them and then teach me how to do that to him and then I'll just set her free I guess I couldn't do that in the wild all right well never mind I don't know how fucked off this mess is but my mind has been broadened in ways that I'd be loving to tell you about it except I guess you'd have to read me no rights at all first.


I guess this really is complicated. Well, I guess I can believe that since you know it was so simple for me at first too. Hey so this means my cousin is a cop doesn't it? Oh no no that's what that's oh his first wife is probably cop okay, where he thought he was an idiot... And why he was so blasted ass drunk that he thought he could yell at me to tell me to come down from the balcony, you know I carried the question of my head for like 10 12 years before I finally said hey now why did you holler at me to come down from there I was bored because everyone was old and drunk and thought I was an idiot and I was finally found a place where I could be alone and look down and I thought you lose your wife looked really pretty together, and he looked at me and he said well I was so drunk I didn't remember why I said it but I think that was probably a lie cuz he probably thought I was a cop then if he wasn't or maybe he was I don't know.


And yeah this is way more fun than suing anyone or getting counseling so I'll be back tomorrow, if that's allowable—probably isn't, but still I learned a lot thanks.bye
#289
#1) I figured out how to remember my Jackstar password, and that nobody challenged told me that my idea was bullshit about the website being owned by someone I have a no contact order with, so I figured it'd be better to just be Jackstar once I remembered the password and nobody complained. (Fruitdriller is a good one but it seemed a little bit off putting, combined with the idea that, well... it might encourage people to start trifling with fruit, and I don't think anybody wants that.)

Now since as far as I know the only concern would be if I were attempting to get in the way of things or if I were trying to cause trouble or if I was trying to contact anybody that would be a violation but I'm not doing those things and then I was subjected to years of watching people pretend that they can just flounce no contact order and pretend that they had one when they didn't in vice versa and call me up on Thanksgiving and all those other shit and if that was okay for them to do to me when I'm fucking not doing anything, it seems like it'd be strange to start putting the hammer down the website that I've been using for fucking years.. but these days I'm not so sure so I've decided that tomorrow I'm definitely going to talk to a lawyer and definitely find out what their opinion is on what I've been doing, which is probably going to be something akin to like this:
"Dude what are you doing are you crazy why are you talking so much in public, shut up!"

Which would seem to be the opposite thing to do if one wanted me to be quiet because then I would just go to another website and talk there but I suppose it would be harder to... Look never mind, I'm really confused now. Behind the scenes in back door negotiations has been intense all day and all night ever since I apparently surprised certain people who apparently didn't know before that I'm not an incompetent idiot by simply displaying confidence in a few key core areas that I guess some people didn't realize I was serious about.

Don't ask me why people thought exopolitics was bullshit, I mean maybe it was because y'all were pretending it was so you bought your own aroma of your own bullshit? I don't know I don't want to drill too deep yet. A lot of things can change on a moment's notice around here and I still really just don't have any reason to really Care much when we're the other considering that with no living friends alive that I can trust, I have no one around that can give me a reason to live here. I mean haven't I done enough damage to this whole place, just by completing the great work and then steadfastly ignoring the obvious signs and clues and then still not getting it I mean there must be some sort of communication problem happening, and obviously the important thing to do would be to suddenly start guzzling large amounts of fluoride, right? I assume mostly you knew that the Latin name of the drug paxil, they treated to subscribe for pretty depression, is to is fluoxetine and the "fluox" stands for fluoride.

I'd like to get everything wrapped up as soon as possible but apparently other people are taking their sweet time given that they probably need to, and Riley I'm not in any kind of particular hurry now that's not sure why I saw happened last night. (Don't ask.) And after what I've been seeing happened today, I'm slightly unsettled.

Like who is in charge of you people? It doesn't seem like you're really in charge of yourselves anymore. Well unless people started accusing me of witchcraft and controlling other people's minds, which I don't do, whoever they are, they're fucking not qualified to deal with such an intricate circumstance as we find ourselves in, without doing such basic core value techniques such as, to start with, introducing themselves and saying hi, although I suppose if they're living on Saturn, that might be difficult for them to get around to meet me in person. I mean I would understand that exactly, and I can see how somebody might get the impression that paying attention to status reports and surveillance footage and audio tapes and reading my posts and doing everything in the entire world except actually talking to me and saying hello and looking in their eyes might actually seem like a feasible idea, if not the almost ideal, but opinions vary.


Quote from: pate on August 31, 2022, 08:50:41 PM-p


Meanwhile, this fucking guy. It seem that some segments of the population don't recognize that I am perfectly reasonably happy and normal and happy even after I am relentlessly teased by strangers on the internet, here's the last message I got from someone who got all pissy and huffy with me after I finally got fed up and told him I wanted to talk to his supervisor. (I won't explain why, I'm not looking to mock anyone.) I simply didn't want to do with the experience that I had from somebody else a year ago or two years ago when somebody started making a whole bunch of calls that had multiple numbers in them which I allowed to happen because I didn't understand what was going on but I figured okay well this is happening let's find out what happens and what happened was nothing good for me or for anyone else unless anyone else wanted me to discover just how fucking completely badass I actually am, cuz believe me if I need any sort of medication for any kind of mental illness, it's definitely not going to be anxiety or depression because I'm feeling pretty relaxed and I'm feeling pretty happy and I can't imagine what would ever make me unhappy or depressed ever again. Trust me it's been quite a few number of hours. I'm still kind of in a state of ecstasy bordering on awe.

And all I did was... you know, and no one knows why I did it, because no one's asked. Oh, but everybody thinks they know already. That's why everybody that I was talking to before has suddenly stops answering any and all text messages back, and then new text messages started coming in from various other people.

I think this is what's called "blowback." forgive me I don't understand some of these terms it never occurred to me I need to know any of them I would obviously it's a matter of survival now. Anyway here's this:

QuoteI asked you to not text me I'm a grown ass adult and asked for a favor to only be belittled by a grown ass nutjob. Please leave me out of you dumb ducking situation I don't have or want the time to play games. One-day you will see that we might have been able to be friends. So just go put someone else in timeout. I'm not playing your game. Thanks and goodbye

Now I could do a deep dive into this message quite handily for a good 90 minutes there's a lot of substance here but I won't do any of that but I will like to make this one particular point of the record clear: it's not my game. I assume it's God's Great Game. I assume that since it's part of Earth itself and it's been here the whole time, just turned offline by the spiritual astral plane equivalent of shoving doorstop in the jam

I completed The Great Work. This triggered the possibility of starting another one. I did not know this. I didn't in fact I didn't know what happened at all until never I suddenly found myself doing weird shit my parents old house now I can't really go to that house and nobody who can is willing to tell me what's going on there that would fund them.  situation has to be one of the following I didn't even know there was such a great game, laying and wait for Humanity that have been suppressed from our use for thousands of years, I had no idea I had never heard of it before, and now that I know that it's there I can see why I've been kept secret oh yeah wow and I can imagine how somebody here might have heard about it, whatever nobody's told me about any of that and then I'm perfectly happy to be referee whenever a legitimate request needs me to be available... because I don't really care to play sophisticated simulation games with Punylings who cheat. And that's exactly what a human who doesn't know any of the rules is for with The Great Game, it's to make sure that The Great Game stays... Fair.

Way fair. Hella fair. That's even very fair enough, I just don't want it to be Lez Fair, without at least the option for some OVERSIGHT, because it sounds like that would be a really grim time for a lot of people. Anyway I'm digressing. Let's change cameras.


Also: I'm going to have to change brands. I don't think my brand is very good at making money, obviously I need to dish the valve property and just get a job somewhere.. and that way people can then begin to use my identity as a way of money laundering things under, see I can think the problem is that all the people talking about money laundering this and money lining that are clearly money laundering or worry about it and then they expected to be able to easily point to me and say hey you must be doing my laundry but since I don't have any money coming in don't have money coming out and then the money that comes in like last night comes from a very obvious source and it's very legal one it's not a tax Dodge and although I recognize that the situation is tax dodgable friendly to someone who's that kind of thing I myself personally have no desire or engaging that kind of like today so I don't know what he's been doing I don't think he's I don't think he's dumb enough to tell me that he's not comfortable with working with me because he's got too many concerns about his business I mean it's not how it works for one thing I'm not his business for another I don't get to hear from any way very often because cuz he can and then it's important job and not make mistakes since I'm not clear on what he's doing I don't know where levels it's basically he's doing it cuz somebody has to and from what little I know about the legal situation since I've been more than happy to let them play their situation out since I'm not trying to rip anybody off and somebody else is the trustees can continue to decide that I obviously need protections.

Because it makes perfect sense to me to sit here and wait and not do anything at all until number one, I'm exonerated trial, number two I'm looking to have a phone call at the minimum although not so much anymore because now I don't know if I was clear on what I needed to get and then I don't even know what I thought I needed to get was exactly what I was gotten at the time and then it doesn't really seem like that the concern anymore given that I went 20,000 years in the future or did I? I don't know. But it does seem logical to me that if somebody was to say that they were certain that that couldn't possibly happen, I would have to call shenanigans on that because how the fuck do they know? And I was on teleporting ferry that teleported three times which I thought was kind of scary and kind of boring after the first couple of times so doing it third time didn't make me want to think I wanted to get on it in order to see what it's like to move fast that way. Just curious.
#290
Technology / HOW WE DON’T TRY. WE D.I.D. IT.
August 31, 2022, 12:45:57 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 10:17:47 AMNow I'll go suck Secretariat's cock now.

Let's see: Lit City Anthony gets the first (sea','chair) EVER GIVEN BY BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO BE KIND ENOUGH AND GENTLE ENOUGH WITH HIS FIRST WARNING TO COME IN JUST UNDER THE WIRE AS TO NOT ACTUALLY DIRECTLY THREATEN MY LIFE SAFETY LIBERTY. you may applaud.


(Hi this is Jackstar Michaelsöhn-iKUCeZeRINi, & I have thought this over a little bit ahead of time so there is a bit of a framework in place already!. Every body calm down I'm going to go get some beers.


AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE DECIDED TO DO THIS ON AZZGAB WHERE IT ALL BEGAN, AS HE IS VERY DIFFICULT TO SEE, AS HE IS BANDRA HOLDING AWFULS OF BLACK LICORICE WHILE HIDING BEHIND A BLACK CURTAIN WITH PENTAGRAMS 'N' PENTACLES DRAWN ON ALL THE CURTAINS AND FACE TATTOOS AND HIS FOREARMS AND HIS BICEP ASS KIDS COVERED INK I'M SURE HE'S GOT PENTACLES AND PENTAGRAMS DRAWN ALL OVER HIS COCK TOO BUT DON'T MAKE HIM TAKE HIS COPIES OFF HE NEEDS THAT FOR THE.. I'LL TELL YOU LATER, BUT HE ALWAYS HAS A PIECE OF THE FLOOR ALONG WITH THE BROOM TO SWEEP IT UP THE CIGARETTE BUTTS WITH.


AND NOW HE HAS THE FLOOR I GOT TO DRIVE I'M NOT PICKING UP ANITA I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING YET ALL RIGHT AND THIS FUN SOME OF YOU SOME OF YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE MOST FUN PART OF THE ENTIRE GODDAM BUSINESS.... AND SO OF COURSE I WENT TO BLANK GAP FIRST AND PHONE NUMBER DIDN'T WORK SO FUCK HIM, SO I JUST MARRIED IN AGAINST HIS WILL.

What do they call it kinds of courts that handle of marriages and annulments and shit? I don't either, but it's going to be expensive and G-d damn well worth it I'll tell you that.

Now if you be so kind as to talk about all the machinations that have been jammed up to to invalidate everything I've just done please let me know we'll get to that ahead of time I think we can get this deal inked by dawn, and that's in like 7 hours so stop being so juicy.

WE RUN TIGHT SHIPS IN THE HUNGARIAN NAVY NOT LIKE THESE BAD STITCH SQUIDS IN THE U.S.; OH JESUS CHRIST THAT REMINDS ME PLEASE LORD GOD BAN ALL GERMAN JEWELRY SALESMAN FROM ANTWERP. (THEY GET A SEPARATE DEAL LATER, IF THEY CAN STOP PLAYING WITH THEMSELVES LONG ENOUGH AND THAT IS TO SAY YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT THEY WANT TO PROBABLY A SEAT AT THE MUCH BIGGER KIDS TABLE, WHICH AS SOON AS THE VEGA BROTHERS AND JULES BRING IN THE BLACK SUITCASE WE'RE GOING TO GET TO WORK ON THAT.

DEXTER CARES. JACKSTAR CARES ABOUT BUSINESS. BOY I WOULD LOVE AN AGENT BUT I'M AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR SO FUCK ALL Y'ALL... OPINIONS VARY. BUT SHORTCUTS DON'T.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK. (I have not arranged all of this just to get out of the cook shack but I figured this would be a good way to eject/launch out of it. N'est-ce pas?) AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO HANG IT ON ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO COOK. KISS MY GRITS, MEL.

NEENER NEENER NEENER NEAR NYAHH NYAHH NYAHH
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<———

First three wins Heather, Rita, and that cute cashier girl. I want them on the tip of my spear of my staff.

I obviously need help; I can barely boil water to bail T. And I am a paralyzed crippled half blind retarded fuckel nugget-fryer, so I obviously don't need you fuckers pushing me around with your highfalutin words and your big point phrases in your knocking over pencils and you're picking up papers and all that other bullshit that I see you trying to do fucking just knock it off pretend it's my birthday remember the one you fucking missed???

Now if you excuse me please I'm going to drive home very carefully frenetically masturbating the whole way, ALL THE WAY TO KINGDOM COME.


 {peace|SHALOM\^/TTta©t|#ALL_TAXATION_IS_THEFT SO EVERYTHING GETS 15% OFF THE TOP AND SET ASIDE, BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED IS 10% TIITHE, SO HALF OF THAT ON TOP FOR THE VIG AND THE BREAKAGE AND THE OWNERAGE AND THEN LADY GAGA GETS CUT POINTS FROM THE CREAM COZ LIKE, SHE'S THE OFFICIAL MASCOT UNLESS WE CAN BUY THAT CHICK FROM STARBUCKS. NOW I KNOW IT'S A BIT OF A MOUTHFUL, BUT THAT'S MY GODDAMN SIGNATURE THIS TIME DEAL WITH IT.}


Hi I'm Jack. Anybody hijacks my brand is going to lose a penis and if they don't have one already I'll give him/hir/her/5\er,T',*ne and take it right back, right after the most humiliating thing can possibly happen happens and then right before I don't even know what I'll do I'll find out what my password level is at that point let's let's just not find out I don't want to try for with myself either so...

Blue waffle Scott loves cheap horseshoes. And oh boy if I hadn't been given this fucking no contact bullshit as a fucking prelude to fucking doing a blackmail extortion game on trying to keep me out of the goddamn industry I wouldn't have to go to these stupid fucking machinations now would I that's fucking dirty pool dirty business and the fuckers who have been getting in my way of my comeuppance in terms of being a business person are all completely busted beyond belief. This is bad business practice this is harassment this is felony discriminatory practice perpetrated On Me by parties or parties unknown so don't fucking do it.

Also the bullshit false conservatorship thing... Just let it ride for a bit, I am sure my women's mean well however no other penises can be involved. Just me b Babies; just Me.

No contact grapefruit no contact Shaw no contact Kennedy no contact Gwen no contact oh just shut the fuck up, and the record will state that this morning I begged the court. I shoulda asked for a Pepsi too cuz it wouldn't give me that either. Grumble grumble grumbles checks are end of line, JACKSTAR, D. O. M. B., D. O. D. D., end of line
#291
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
August 31, 2022, 12:40:35 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 28, 2022, 03:14:14 AMApoarently, K_Dudd is a fan.  :-\

I cannot believe how early the machinations have started can a man even a half broke did the rights guilty is charged and send Hungarian the get a break in this town I mean I'm not even in your fucking City!


Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 10:17:47 AMNow I'll go suck Secretariat's cock now.

Let's see: Lit City Anthony gets the first (sea','chair) EVER GIVEN BY BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO BE KIND ENOUGH AND GENTLE ENOUGH WITH HIS FIRST WARNING TO COME IN JUST UNDER THE WIRE AS TO NOT ACTUALLY DIRECTLY THREATEN MY LIFE SAFETY LIBERTY. you may applaud.


(Hi this is Jackstar Michaelsöhn-iKUCeZeRINi, & I have thought this over a little bit ahead of time so there is a bit of a framework in place already!. Every body calm down I'm going to go get some beers.


AS YOU CAN SEE I'VE DECIDED TO DO THIS ON AZZGAB WHERE IT ALL BEGAN, AS HE IS VERY DIFFICULT TO SEE, AS HE IS BANDRA HOLDING AWFULS OF BLACK LICORICE WHILE HIDING BEHIND A BLACK CURTAIN WITH PENTAGRAMS 'N' PENTACLES DRAWN ON ALL THE CURTAINS AND FACE TATTOOS AND HIS FOREARMS AND HIS BICEP ASS KIDS COVERED INK I'M SURE HE'S GOT PENTACLES AND PENTAGRAMS DRAWN ALL OVER HIS COCK TOO BUT DON'T MAKE HIM TAKE HIS COPIES OFF HE NEEDS THAT FOR THE.. I'LL TELL YOU LATER, BUT HE ALWAYS HAS A PIECE OF THE FLOOR ALONG WITH THE BROOM TO SWEEP IT UP THE CIGARETTE BUTTS WITH.


AND NOW HE HAS THE FLOOR I GOT TO DRIVE I'M NOT PICKING UP ANITA I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING YET ALL RIGHT AND THIS FUN SOME OF YOU SOME OF YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE MOST FUN PART OF THE ENTIRE GODDAM BUSINESS.... AND SO OF COURSE I WENT TO BLANK GAP FIRST AND PHONE NUMBER DIDN'T WORK SO FUCK HIM, SO I JUST MARRIED IN AGAINST HIS WILL.

What do they call it kinds of courts that handle of marriages and annulments and shit? I don't either, but it's going to be expensive and G-d damn well worth it I'll tell you that.

Now if you be so kind as to talk about all the machinations that have been jammed up to to invalidate everything I've just done please let me know we'll get to that ahead of time I think we can get this deal inked by dawn, and that's in like 7 hours so stop being so juicy.

WE RUN TIGHT SHIPS IN THE HUNGARIAN NAVY NOT LIKE THESE BAD STITCH SQUIDS IN THE U.S.; OH JESUS CHRIST THAT REMINDS ME PLEASE LORD GOD BAN ALL GERMAN JEWELRY SALESMAN FROM ANTWERP. (THEY GET A SEPARATE DEAL LATER, IF THEY CAN STOP PLAYING WITH THEMSELVES LONG ENOUGH AND THAT IS TO SAY YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT THEY WANT TO PROBABLY A SEAT AT THE MUCH BIGGER KIDS TABLE, WHICH AS SOON AS THE VEGA BROTHERS AND JULES BRING IN THE BLACK SUITCASE WE'RE GOING TO GET TO WORK ON THAT.

DEXTER CARES. JACKSTAR CARES ABOUT BUSINESS. BOY I WOULD LOVE AN AGENT BUT I'M AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR SO FUCK ALL Y'ALL... OPINIONS VARY. BUT SHORTCUTS DON'T.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK. (I have not arranged all of this just to get out of the cook shack but I figured this would be a good way to eject/launch out of it. N'est-ce pas?) AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO HANG IT ON ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO COOK. KISS MY GRITS, MEL.

NEENER NEENER NEENER NEAR NYAHH NYAHH NYAHH
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#292
:-* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUEbJymKRI

Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 02:49:24 PMYou're aware that thugs have been telling me to forget about you, right? Okay. Thought so.


Okay, listen up. See above, re: "Thugs." That's you reprobates in here, over there, other places too:
THE BELLGAB UNLAWFULLY SURVEILLING COLLECTIVE.

I saw what you did. I'm going to not call out this behavior... for now. Let me explain:
Any one re-capping my audio is gonna fucking regret it. This would include almost anyone who is posting about it BEFORE I HAVE EVEN PUBLISHED.

EMBARGOED, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE FUCKING BUSTED BEYOND BELIEF.
CALLING YOU OUT. KARMIC JUSTICE.

YOU
ARE
OFF
GPB
.



(ED-209: STAND DOWN, CITIZEN. YOU HAVE (FIFTEEN MINUTES)x(HOW MANY TEETH DO YOU WANT KNOCKED OUT, HOW MANY FINGERS YOU WANT CLEANLY BROKEN, AND HOW MANY OF THOSE BROKEN TEETH AND THOSE CLEAN, SIMPLY BROKEN FINGERS WOULD YOU LIKE GROUND UP INTO A FINE DUST IN MY TIKKI-TIKKI BANG-BANG MORTAR & PESTLE?) NANO-AUGMENTED EARTH MINUTES TO COMPLY.)

Check out my buddy, Buddies. Actual ED-209. Actual RoboCop. Actual (BLANK).

VANDER-VERHOEVAN-VANDEVEN COPY/DIGITAL\THE TEETH OF THE GRAND ARCHLICH, LADY GAGA, STEPHANIE (BLANK)...
COMMANDING.

(First one is free. NEVERTHELESS: fucking make sure you fuckin' got your FINAL CUT. FINAL ANSWER.

FINALLY.

55:0)|(Don't piss me off, Jelly Bellies. I am in no mood, and my mommy's lawyer's little dog isn't either. BE A MAN. DO THE RIGHT THING. DO IT.
DON'T TRY. DO IT.) j*e0l
#293
Politics / Re: Oh, Casey (S.A.D.E.! ::)
August 30, 2022, 01:55:31 AM
Quote from: albrecht on August 28, 2022, 10:21:24 AMThere always was hush money by the canned fish magnates

It's possible that I have somehow "taken" a particularly sensitve area, now known as "The High Ground." *crickets* Yeah, no one seems to think it's very clever, but sometimes the best jokes are the simplest, like, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop (NINE, 6 ON METH THO), how many women did that blanktoothed motherfucker and his identical twin othersideofmouthtoothmissing too motherfucker rape and then expect to blame on Jackstar (POSIT: 3+, SO UNLESS YOU COUNT... Christ, let's not, okay? Get this: I heard maybe one of my exes, but I figured she was drunk and then didn't even pay attention to rumours he had herpes, so, surprise herpes? Oh did he have to hold her down? She was trying to make me jealous, well, I was more jealous that he had a friend who was cute and then suddenly she's all, "omg! I had sex with Clayton! It was a mistake! *i kinda liked you*... okay well I thought you both had herpes, so you're telling me "First time!" so that in case the other victim/doll files a report, I can be asked, "did you know of anyone else having sex with this man, Cliff?" I'm Cliff, imaginary flatfoot, fuck off. *new stack of evidence photos appears as if by magick* "Cliff, what about this man, Cluff?" "Well, he seemed to have had sex with A. Lei**-A, and a Lee.A told me that they had had sex with each other, but she looked embarassed because she could tell I knew it was a clear sign of were loyalties, I mean why else would it happen in my mother's basement? If she wanted to have sex with me she would have weeks ago and if she had herpes then it makes sense that she would have behaved the way she did (I am familiar with the ol' "lay back supine with arms crossed behind head and stare unblinkingly at target to test telepathic acquity, "Take me now, ravish me, but I'll just lay here and smile as I give you herpes, and I bet you don't see me in here! HAHA! REVENGE!", not really, because I did not wish to say out loud, "Oh hi A. Leigh-Anne, Leah, and another (Blank) Leigh, my, what remarkable ability to pretend to find me attractive you all have on a wildly implausible schedule of timing over the span of 10 fucking years in most the same location, and here comes Alli "Allie, a Show of Herpes totes Randos coincidence," and for our grand finale, all four women know the site BELLGAB.com (and also Abos with herpes), and on two seperate epochs of time, two of the above named women, remember? Lei**-Anne, Lee-uh, uh, 'A'-Leigh, and All is one lee and LiBARRY!-ACE! productions wholly-owned subsidiary property, YES, YES, YES, I CONFESS. I DID IT.


I GOT TWO GODDAM HERPES + OTHER BASIC STDS PANELS IN 2016. Both came back negative. worst goddam six months of my life. Technically I guess I got 3 panels? First I had a mother die. I was alone, with a shitload of money, and a lot of accrued vacation time. It does not take long before a woman with a state DSHS job (so, you know, wholesome, right?) and a position in a local witches Coven (so, you know, Jackstar is kinda your basic kung fu badass -already,- right? because I find this out and I'm like, "yeah, undercover government witches and she said she didn't have anything and she seems like she likes me, and I do believe I am immune to herps, given that... well, I've never gotten it, and why am I thinking about herpes while reading this chicks tits and her salivating gaze? oh, right, she's a witch, her "you will get herpes, but you cannot resist my wild, slatternly desire!! ABARACAZAM!!!" is bascially tattooed on her forehead, so, I haven't been laid in about... 2. 3 years? (Understand that not even fucking remembering how goddam long ago it was since I even got A HUG is a pretty good sign that it might be time to leave the house once in awhile is simply not how Jackstar does things, people, I mean, someone wants to fuck me, they know my number, right? they know me, my name is hard to spell wrong, right? this means nothing. (this was before the nose surgery, and also now am a practicing Sourceror, and I had my flabby bell carved off so I am easily 5000% more effective at seduction than I ever had been before, so... rounding down decimals, my phone rings exactly the same as much as ever, given that, OF COURSE I DIDN'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM, BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD HAS BEEN LINKED WITH THE DATABASE ENTRY: "KUCZI, MICHAEL, LINKED TO MULTIPLE HERPES OUTBREAKS AND RAPES AND IS SUSPECTED OF MULTIPLE RAPES AND RAPE ATTEMPTS AND IS CERTAINLY TIED TO A CLANDESTINE ATTEMPT TO IMPLICATE HIM AS AN ACTUAL RAPIST THROUGH FRAMING, BUT HE WAS TOO SQUIRRELLY AND BRAIN-LOCKED THE HONEYPOT ASSET THEN, SO... LOOK, JUST STAY AWAY FOREVER UNLESS YOU WANT HIM TO BREAK YOUR HEART, BECAUSE WE WILL JUST REWIRE ALL PHONE NUMBERS AND HE WILL GHOST YOU HARD WHEN WE DECIDE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN, WE HAVE BEEN BREAKING HIS RELATIONSHIPS OFF FOR HIM BY MAKING HIS PHONE NUMBER GO TO AN EMPTY DEAD END LINE AND BY MAKING HER PHONE DIAL WICKDCKY'S NUMBER INSTEAD AND THEN THAT NUMBER IS PATCHED TO SWISHYPANTS, BECAUSE WHO BETTER TO LEAVE A "DEAD TO ME FOREVER" IMPRESSION ON AN INNOCENT YOUNG MAIDEN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKELY TO SWOON OVER A SIX FOOT TALL + (THIS SHIT MATTERS, DAVID, SUFFER) AS LONG AS HE COULD HOLD HIS WATER FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES, BUT WHAT WITH THE WHOLE BROKEN HEARTED, UGLY FAT FUCK (VIRGO RISING, RELENTLESSLY OVERJUDGEMENTAL WITH POOR BODY IMAGE, AND A BELLY SHADOW AND A PECULIAIRITY OF ANATOMY HAVING BEEN OVERDEVELOPED IN HIS CASE... I MEAN, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL UNLESS A PERSON LIKES TO WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT, HAVE AN ARRAY OF STYLES TO CHOOSE FROM OTHER THAN "BOUGHT BY MOM, DRESSED BY BAD POSTURE", HAVE INTENSE, LENGTHY ACROBATIC MIND/ATHLETIC MATTER SESSIONS OF COITAL SEX BOOKMARKED BY EYE CONTACT, MARATHON LENGTH PISTON ACTION WITH KUNG-FU GRIP, AND ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL, BELLYFLOP SLAPPING SOUNDS THAT COULD NOT BE AVOIDED AND ALSO FREQUENT MANUAL (NOTE: SELF ONLY MANUAL, AS THE SPOKEN WORD EXPRESSION "DARLING/SWEETY\SWEETIE|OH GOD FUCK ME HONEY.. BUT, FIRST! WOULD YOU MIND REACHING DOWN PAST MY ONLY SOMEWHAT PENDULOUS MANBOOBS AND PULL MY FLAB UP FROM BETWEEN YOUR MONS PUBIS AND MY ENTIRE WAIST AREA, AND THEN... UH... OH, YEAH. HEH. HEHE. UHM, YEAH, YOU COULD CALL THAT A 'SPARE. TIRED." YEAH... THAT'S FUNNY ALREADY. I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT... UHM, COULD YOU PULL IT UP A BIT MORE? YEAH IT'S JUST GONNA KEEP FALLING BACK DOWN BECAUSE I'M DRUMING THIS RHYTHM ON YOUR BEAT BOX LIKE I'M LARS GETTING MO MONEY BACK FROM NAPSTER, HEY! OWW! IT'S OKAY, I AM SURE YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO DO... OH YOU'RE WEARING A RING? HUH I DIDN'T REALLY NOITCE THAT WHILE I WAS HYPNOTYZED BY THE BEAUTY OF YOUR EYES, WINCE, OUCH YEAH IT IS JUST BLEEDING A LITTLE, DON'T WORRY, CAN WE KEEP GOING? YOU'RE TIRED? OH. LIKE FROM JUST LAYING THERE AND BEING APPRECIATED WITH TWO EYEBALLS, MY SHAFT, AND THE GENTLY LAPPING WAVES OF A FAIRLY BROADBAND WAVE OF UTTERLY UNTONED FLESH, OH WELL I GUESS IT MAKE SENSE, I'M A LITTLE TIRED TOO, I'VE BEEN IN PRE-ORGIASTIC BLISS FOR ABOUT 90 MINUTES NOW IT'S... HEY, WHAT TIME IS IT? OH, TOO DARK TO SEE? NO PROBLEM SWEETIE THIS IS KINDA COOL--*POUNDFLOPPING RHYTHYM BECOMES IN ALIGNMENT WITH SCOTTISH MARCHING BAND STANDARD--THE CLAPPER THAT CONTROLS THE ADULTER'S LAMP NEAR THE ADULT'ERS TABLE WITH BOOKS RIGHT NEXT TO THE ADULTER'ERS WATERBED FRAME (NEW WATERBED MATRESS THO, OLD ONE SEEMED FINE? BAD LUCK MAYBE THO, ANYWAY, THE RHYTHM OF THE HUMPING CONTINUES*--I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAME, DID YOU GET ANOTHER YET? I'M ABOUT MABYE 3 MINUTES AWAY UNLESS YOU KEEP REMINDING ME ABOUT WHY NOT TO BE AN ADULTERER, THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW, REALLY I DON'T NEED TO, AFTER 90 MINUTES OF WITHHOLDING MY ESSENCE--NOT A COURTESY, BUT AS A GREAT HONOR, ANYWAY, SOMETIMES I CAN FEEL THEM IN TIGHTENING BUT WHAT I LIKE IS SEEING THE PUPILS WIDEN AND WATCH YOUR BREATH CHANGE... OKAY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNCLENCH THE LAST MUSCLE IN A MOMENT, IMAGINE CLENCHING YOUR FIST FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF WHILE HAVING A MOSTLY CONSTANT STATE OF JOY AND BLISS... I HAVE LOTS OF ORGASMS BUT IT'S DIFFERENT FOR ME I CAN ORGASM WITHOUT EJACULATING IF I SET MY MIND TO IT PROBABLY BECAUSE I USED TO SPEND 8-10 HOURS A DAY WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WANK MYSELF TO SLEEP OR RISE OR IN BETWEEN BOOKS ABOUT GLADIATORS IN SPACE OR SOME MOVIE, SO... LOOK, I'M NOT EXACTLY OVERLY PROUD BUT IT GENERALLY TAKES AS LONG AS YOU WANT IT TO TAKE SO IF YOU TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME, I CAN BASICALLY... OH, I DON'T KNOW THE FASTEST, THE BUILD UP FEELS BETTER THAN FEELING SHARP, AGONIZING PAIN AT POINT OF EJACULATION, YEAH, THEY FUCKED UP THE MUTILATION RITUAL, IT DIDN'T NEED TO BE THAT SHORT, BUT MAYBE BECAUSE I EXERCISED THE SHIT OUT OF EXACTLY AND I MEAN ONLY 4 MUSCLE GROUPS IN MY BODY... WELL, LONG STORY SHORT: IT ALWAYS HURTS A LITTLE. AND THEN AFTER WARDS. LIKE HALF A SECOND? AND THEN MAYBE AS LONG AS 7 SECONDS? AGONY. YEAH, EVERY TIME EJACULATE, I FEEL EXTREME EXISTENTIAL AGONY. LIKE NEEDLES. THOUSANDS OF NEEDLES ALL OVER THE WHOLE GLANS. WELL, I SUPPOSE IT DOES... OH, I DON'T KNOW. NO ONE HAS EVER WANTED TO DO THAT. I GUESS I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW BUT SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO EXPRESS INTEREST AND THE THOUGHT NEVER CROSSES MY MIND BECAUSE WHEN I THINK OF MY "SPARED.TIRED" HAH. HHAA, YEHA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THANKS. A LOT. WHAT? YEAH, FOR THE SEX, UHM YEAAH, I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH, OH YEAH, WHEN I THINK OF MY BELLY FLAB MY INTEREST IN ANYTHING NOT INDUCING UNCONSCIOUSNESS REALLY FALLS BY THE WAYSIDE. UGH. OKAY SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED BY OUR CONVERSATION SO I DIDNT REMEMBER TO TELL YOU THAT MY ESSENCE WAS GONNA FLOW INTO YOUR VAGINA. JOIN ME IN A QUICK "ZERO POPULATION GROWTH, SPERMS, I FORBID YOU TO IMPLANT IN ANY OVA, NEVERMORE, CAW! CAW! AMEN I GUESS. WHEW. NO, NEVER GOTTTEN ANYONE PREGNANT I DON'T THINK. I WAS NEVER TOLD. HEH. I DOUBT IT. NO ONE EVER SAID THEY WANTED TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME AND I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING AND I CAN'T FIND WORK, SURE, I TRIED. YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP TRYING? I DON'T WANT A BABY, SO MORE MONEY... LOOK, MY NEEDS ARE SMALL, RIGHT? OH, HAHA, YEAH i GUESS IF I DID HAVE MORE MONEY I MIGHT KNOW WHAT A BLOW JOB ACTUALLY FELT LIKE. SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE A JOB. I THINK IT WOULD TAKE A LONG TIME EXCEPT IF IT DID THAT WOULD SPEND THE TIME LOOKING AT MY BELLY FLAB EVEN LONGER THAN EVER! SO, LET'S MOVE ON. THANK YOU FOR OFFERING TO SELL ME YOUR MOUTH TO FUCK, I GUESS? BUT I MEAN IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE COME UP SOONER THAN THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AFTER WE STARTED MAKING OUT, LOOK, I WOULD HAVE BEEN THRILLED TO HAVE HAD YOU BEG ME TO SUCK MY COCK THE FIRST DAY WE MET, SURE, BUT MY BALLS WERE PROBABLY REALLY SWEATY OR SOMETHING AND AFTER A LONG FUCKING TIME OF WANKING MYSELF TO KEEP FROM FEELING SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED, TYPICALLY IT TAKES AS LONG AS I WANT, AND THEN AFTER 40-50 SECONDS OF LINING IT UP TO TRY TO, I HAVE RARELY, IF NEVER, MANAGED TO SPURT INTO MY OWN MOUTH. ONE TIME I HIT MY EYE. OH, IS THAT IMPRESSIVE? NO I DON'T USUALLY THINK ABOUT IT THAT WAY. HUH. NO, I HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED WITH ANOTHER PERSON WATCHING. WELL, I GUESS IT MIGHT BE WEIRD TO SOMEONE WHO GETS PAID TO POLISH A STRIPPER POLE RATHER OFTEN, HOWEVER... ONCE AGAIN. NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED. SURE IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. MAYBE NEXT TIME? SURE! DEFINITELY... IF YOU REMEMBER TO ASK, I'LL REMEMBER TO BE ENTHUASTIC, I MEAN YOU COULD BE RIGHT, NO ONE --EVER-- ASKED ME FOR THAT THOUGH. HAHA, MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN VIDEO CALLING IS CHEAP! (Ed: Still, never got around to that. Once again, no one ever asks, further still, looking at myself is something I do in my imagination, usually... well, really not at all. Come to think of it I don't usually think about looking at myself at all. If there's pain, I guess. Yeah. Huh, weird.

Most of the times that I ever thought to myself, "I should look at myself" I use MindVision, which, you know... imagination. (It's pretty good imagination if one keeps it real and I don't really care what I look like, it's just pain, why else would I look at myself? Oh, right, getting dressed. (Huh? I guess a mirror if I were wearing a costume. sure, so halloween, one time per year, and, oh yeah, when I worked selling computer software, I know, my asshole cousin got me a job auto detailing, my dad told me to get a job, and I said, "I don't know how," and my dad said, "Try asking your cousin," (that's when i first began to suspect that he was a loathsome, chucklefaced misanthrope who had nothing but contempt in his estimation of me, like he wondered why I didn't care about going outside, why would I? it's cold and wet, no one ever invites me anywhere, okay not ever. but, uhm I don't remember the last time, it was, oh yeah, this girl who used to like me but i didn't want to have children so i basically avoided her because all i wanted to do was fuck her brains out and i didn't think that would be nice to do with someone who actually wanted children, besides, she wanted someone to pay for her children, well, great, maybe she should find someone she liked with money instead of someone she could feel like she could feel superior too.

Here is, in my experience, how I could tell that someone wanted to have sex with me: they said, "can we have sex?" or, they start asking me about money. Weird, right? "Uhm, I'm too shy to admit that I actually like fucking, so, instead, to look like I'm more romantic and serious? I'll start haranguing you about your job and your money and your future plans and what do I like to do and uuhuhu just fucking shoot me, fortunately. Look, what activies do I like? Fucking, reading books, playing games, oh yeah! I love going out doors in nice weather whne there is no cold temperatures because my nose stabs with agony and then I can't breath well and then i get tired because my musculoskeletal system hasn't anything more signifcant than turn pages, move chess pieces, daydream, pracitce having sex, and get turned down for sex. Yeah, I would love to go places with people but i dont know where to go and it just seems to much trouble and i get sad to go outside and smash my nose into air that never, ever got the right temperature and it was anywhere, no mater what, pain to breath, sure like to walk, but walk... where? what, just... walk around and look at things? Uhm, yeah, that's what walking is, right? Oh, just for fun? It is fun! and it's always gonna include pain and a growing sense of loneliness because no matter how many people are anywhere, I still don't know how to make friends, it just happens, and i can't think of much i like to do with people besides ask them where I can improve my logistical supply lines to drugs, but people thought I was a cop, lol, no family, no relatives (fuck you Giffords, every last shitbag one of you, cannabis is life and you're a gang of scumbag gamblers and rumrunners (Clifford, Gifford) oh look, my family used to be the White side, and those cunts used to do the smuggling side, so of course they had the money rolling in, and of course noting was ever shared at me, and i wouldnt ask, Christ, car detailing is the worst fucking job ever, except mabye for {babysitting for free so your circle of pepole who bother to talk back will hopefully come back soon with some weed or FUCKING ANYTHING MORE DRUGS I mean why not: what else do I need? I knew where to get books, and comic books and games, and... when I figured out Virgo is the sign of The Hermit, I became more in a place of undertanding that I did and was gonna live alone alot and not have all that much sex very often. (With no children to produce, sex interest does die down for an interesting reason--women eventually figure out, some much faster than others, that I don't expect to tradeback double for sex, like, why the fuck would I give a parnter more gifts, foods, DRUGS (those arm mine omfg you can get them anywhere you KNOW PEOPLE, jesus, so I would not want someone to give me drugs or money in exchange for my favors, however... I mean, I am worth it, but I would rather do that with someone whose company I really and truly enjoyed. If I ever remember what that was ever like. I like most everyone, really, except for people who don't like me and never fucking tell me why, like, what the fuck, wow suddenly I'm hated and no one answers the phone and... WHAT THE FUCK? I used to say. Now, it's always "oh they must have googled me or someone didnt like me being so smart so they couldn't steal or exploit as easily, as I don't like bribery and I do like pointing and laughing but best of all, I like to watch and learn, and did you know there's a biologically active device, it'll broadcast direct from the optic nerve, audio from the... tympanic nerve? is that a nerve? I'm alone, or I would ask, so... no, reader, you're not real yet but i guess maybe one day this sick twisted psychotic fucking asshole who's been a stalking lying asshole since the day I met him, i mean yeah, we like each other, love each other in fact, but he's never going to kill anyone to help me or do anything more than... oh, now I get it, we met and we liked each other and I never talked to him again direct for years because, among other things, turns out he was a) into men sexually and I had no interest in YY sex and I bet he was sad that I never, ever, not even once, ever wondered about his sexual characteristics, EVEN TO THIS DAY, just then? just now? how big is it? does he even have a penis? how big is MV's penis? I have no idea. Do I even care? I DO NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT MY OWN PENIS. My hand to God. Even people who wanted to have sex with me rarely asked. "Oh, it's mutliated and it hurts when i ejaculate--sometimes a lot honestly--but that's okay i typically do not even need to do that and no one has ever said the words, {I want your semen to enter my organism through my (blank) orfice, please give it to me now,} like literally, I had to stop think about how to spell some of those words, anyway.

Now, I know you were wondering, and that paragraph... LITERALLY the first time I have thought about MV in that context that ong. I can't even remember the last time I thought about Grapefruit sex that long. (I didn't save her busted-ass baconated brickshithouse 1-3 cellphones "BUT I'LL FUCKIN' DRIVE 125 MILES ROUND TRIP TO GET AN IPHONE BEFORE I'LL TAKE A PHONE FROM MICHAEL KUCZI EVER AGAIN," LIKE SERIOUSLY. I have a phone -in hand-. I think iPhone is shit. but she broke the Android I gave her. {Funny story: we're on a ferry, and I'm on upper deck standing next to cars looking at the view, and she's almost directly below me, by her car, {pfft, "our car," SECOND DATE: "i love spending time with you! buy my car! it's great! oh, no reason... you have money, why not?" (Wheels spinning... okay, she's not in need of more income, because she would have mentioned, "hey! wanna sell drugs?" Shit yeah. However, that's not always a good job for a woman who thinks she has children, and honestly, I was biased. I am biased. My ultimate rom-com fairy tale fantasy island experince: (Once upon a time, a very lovely young woman went for a walk in the forest with her family. All of a sudden, she fell into a dimesonal portal that lead to a stasis bubble at the bottom of an oubliette. For her, time stopped. Her family, you know, sure, concerned, maybe sad, maybe relieved, maybe she was one of those worriers or whiners or had those annoying fucking friends that are THE MOST OBVIOUS NON-UNIFORMED L.E.O.s, omfg, they're so fucking nosy and pushy and bossy as if they fucking own something someone else does, the ones with telepathy too, yeah bitch, I see you looking at me trying to size me up, how about some shields, oh, and, by the way, fucknutter, just like you don't get to just open the door and barge on it, you don't get to crawl around the surface crevices of my mind--or even try to peak in--or even, truth be told, EVEN DO REPEAT SURFACE SCANS, even if they target does not know there is a goddam psychik kop standing right in front of them, smiling and chatting away, "and then he said, oh this, oh that, can you believe????" and they're just brazenly doing whatever shitbag lying fuck head psychics do like when they've had a secret thing going on for like 3 fucking decades and it's their thing, right, so I just met someone, I don't expect to fucking take center stage over someone they have known for THIRTY FUCKING YEARS. I mean, yeah. sure, I imagine they were close. When I finally met the fucking guy, he was selling her some *cough* RARE BASEBALL CARDS FEATURING BEA ARTHUR, so I'm like three years into this thing, and I've heard about him, at all, total? like maybe 6 times. "oh, my friends: this one, that one, the other one. thins one does this this one does that, bla blah, and I'm suddenly hearing a name that sounds like mine: "jack" and I'm told he's a "quack" and he's the son of a traveling encyclopedia salesman and it's complicated and they don't "hang out" much and you look like him "dude could probably show up and fucking testify pretedning to be me, and in fact he probably did on the 8/14 when mysteriously my lawyer 'doesn't work here' anymore and I have 'a new one' and like as time goes on... does it get simpler? oh shit no. BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY LOVE EACH OTHER, NO SHIT DUH, I mean I love her, and he sounds cool, and the fact that he's uncomfortable about being around me is neat because that means that he's jealous of me, and I could give two shits him, as long as he's nice to her, and once I finally got around to visiting him, I could tell from body language, wow, super shame base kinda thing, well, that's interesting, he's a natural psychic and he's mentally walled up to nosebleed seats level, which is cool, and I can tell he's appreciative that I don't try, instinctually, right, just as natural as can be, I just like do a quick brush, note shields, and don[t like hide, {OMG SHIELDS, more like, {word, #Respect} and I could tell that he was impressed, and then for me, that was it, I went back to studying the mind and bod of that girl of his, the one, you know, used to be his? yeah, he gets to talk to her and totally not sell her cockdope anymore, right? because that was what I was told, which was partially true, because perhaps a few of her alters/ilters don't have to

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Quote from: albrecht on August 28, 2022, 10:21:24 AMThere always was hush money by the canned fish magnates
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and victims recounted their claims and everyone went home.

Here's how it happened: I was about to bust down with more infos--I forget which ones now, the above was yesterday's break--and then something was, ah, let's say... "suggested" to me to do: which was, in essence, shut the mouth. My mouth. Although, I was typing. But I digress.


Now. Where are we? I am in... a house. Filled with vape fluid. There is a chocolate cake here.

I have no beer. *voice cracks, hitching, breaking sobs being* Just kidding, I have beer. It's in my bladder, but whatevs. Let's change cameras.


I'm listening to (DECON/KUCZI) interview (AZZ/JOE) now. It's good. You know, he's goddam right, Bateman puts on an -amazing- show. A'mazing! Like, I don't even have the capacity to start into the ongoing narrative flow, as to What Is Going On Here. I mean, I can't really get into it myself, after all, I *am* already in.

Roy just called me Michael. What an asshole. My name is Mike, and I am a Jackstar. (It's nice.) I am wearing a Stitch costume... well, it's a "onesie." Please, don't change cameras. Oh, not just yet.



And, I must tell you... I am very, very satisfied with the production of the finished Great Work. And, when I am hit on by guys, I feel exceptionally fortunate, because I know what to do: instantly, gently turn them down, and look very disappointed about it. Disappointed for myself, that is--that's key, but not (The Key)--because, uniformly, I am hit on by -exquisitely,- *deliciously* gorgeous men. I mean, seriously. I never noticed at Neighbors, of course--it was dark, I was young, I don't know how to evaluate "exquisiteness" at night without a Beast present to verify flavor profiles.

But, in my case, it don't even matter. Because, I guess either because as a Virgo rising, or, because I am totesaloof, dudes--well, men--who hit on me in person, typically roll up as part of a timed, deliberately targeted ninjaekin strike.

Within microseconds, it's at crash and burn. There's a period of confusion on my part, "why is this individual person behaving in such a peculiar manner?" The furrowed brow. The head cocked to one side. The discreet, behind-the-back passing of a respectful (ROYALTY/BRIBE) payment, folded up nicely into a mildly soiled yet wrinkle-free self-addressed stamped envelope (S.A.S.E.).


The situation so far:

One's in the wrong body.
Another is in a cop's.
This isn't meth I am vaporizing;
I don't think I'll shoot this one too.


Quote from: albrecht on August 28, 2022, 10:24:58 AMBoth groups don't like pigs so maybe all get together and kill some pigs instead of fighting?

If you can kill threeve more pigs, we can trade their box tops in for a Sara Lee branded toaster, and cook slices of both them hawgs in it for supper. And it has to be YOU. YOU kill pigs. I love them.

Let me know when you're tired of poisoning their slops, I'll go back to fucking them to death. This -will- be much more unpleasant for them, especially Sara since Lee left town, I think. Nobody tells me anything. It's getting annoying. Like seriously. Also I have to go to sleep soon. This -will- reset the toteserver. (I'm working. You can tell because this isn't meth. Believe it. It's not even workmeth. You know, someone puts some crystalline substance to a flame, and you fuckers start screaming, "Is that a moth?

The pink can has not been found. Listen up, you primitive herocoons: I don't need another kunifriend. I need another friend. But this house needs work, and it's only a matter of time before I go next door where my neighbor somehow constructed a new house OVERNIGHT and start knocking over pencils and picking up papers.

It's showtrinketime. I don't know much, but, I know I fuckin' love me a trinket, and so does your little bitch of a wife, too. (I don't know, why don't you ask him?) Also, I broke my hand when one of my friends died after, well, I don't know, but it sure wasn't when I punched her in the jaw with a left cross, that's for sure.

There won't be any abandoning of this house. It is a home now. I just spent six months sitting here and the only people who came over here were thieves, liars, and rockstars with guns and girlstars with boobs for ammo.

Since you were all so kind as to replace George with Jetson, I'm going to go take a shit with Galt's Teleportation Engine and go back to sleep. It'll be a fund stream of electrons lighting up a brand-new paradigm for me to poop on.

And, I just have. *flush*
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Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 26, 2022, 04:56:30 PMI'm going to try them all.

I'm going to wolf down a whole can with a dirty fork while leaning over the kitchen sink that has only been cleaned once in the last nine months--actual timeline figures--while thinking about someone who told me once how "disgusting" it was that I would dare to order a sardine sandwich... RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, omg, add your own emphasis, do as you like, it would never match the histrionics of the reality, "you asshole, you don't even like sardines, you just ordered that to revolt me," and at that moment, right then, those very words, the gloves were fucking cinders and the Gom Jabbar was instantly equipped. 4 EVER.

1) I actually love fish. Like, they're cute. Dad was a Pisces. He caught fish. Sadly he never caught on to the fact that alcohol is for losers and cannabis was for winners, but whatever. This is about seafood.
2) It's also about trauma-based mind control programming. Just as I don't care what fish or other fauna you have eaten before now, you clearly here positing that you know better than I... wait, what? Is this some kind of a... gag? It's puzzling to me why you might purpose your intellect towards the fish that have, instead of swum, been carried towards my... oh, right. I forgot that you think you are actually clever. I suppose it matters not at all what books I have read, what order I have read them in, or, really just about any single fact at all that I might have to propose, I know it, you know it, we all know it... IT JUST DOES NOT MATTER.
2.5) You are so far beyond mistaken, you might as well be Ms. Tekken.
3) Now, let me explain how trauma-based mind control programming works with HYOO-mons, at least, in my experience... that being the only experience I can authentically draw from, right? Because I don't have minions and helpers and support systems and even actual_friends that I can imagine anything other than ever getting anything other than horsebile and batshit crazy whore guano out of. (Sure, -mostly- it's not like that. It's still consistent, in my experience, that I am the produce from the farm, within the farm, at the farm within the farm that has the farm that can afford to indulge in the raising of certain rare strains of the wild arts.

I am the rarest of all the rarest of breeds: I'm a male who can--and did--handle his own shit. Like, over a dozen years ago. (I know that this is literally impossible for some of you to imagine. Tough break, Kids.) Now, I can hear it already: "SO DO THAT, FUCKFACE LOSER!" It's like a daily refrain, the backbeat drum solo of a subtextual, constant refrain. "YOU ARE NOT DOING IT THE WAY I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE DOING THINGS, YOU FOUL (BLANK)." (Pick your favorite epithet, and it won't ever be mine.)

This is why I am unaffected by weeks/months-long campaigns of targeted harassment, dirty pool, et cetera... at least largely so. (I do admit to feeling compassion and mild regret for what some of you may one day feel remorse at having lost even your own special glimpse thereof, but I'm probably just projecting all that.) Conversely, some of you, at the merest mention of some painful past wound: BEYOND TRIGGERED: TRIGGERSPASM. It's an awesome site to behold. I am often betwixt "held in awe" and "recoiling in sheer horror"... like seriously, some of all y'all just have no.fucking.clue.

Now, if it's okay with everyone, I'll simply continue to refrain from exploiting that, while continued exploitative attempts to harness my essence, my will, and my energies and attentions thereof will do as they have been quite delightfully for me, for quite some time... splash off the shields, roll off my back, and be left behind to puddle in the shadowed depression of where I once had been.

4) Now back to fish. I like food. I don't like a lot that comes with it--specifically, the poop, what an inglorious waste of time that is, exploiting LBJ's legacy notwithstanding (I don't have time to explain, but yeah, it makes a difference when being surveilled 24/7, a condition I have found myself in an abnormally larger  than most people would ever dream at all likely to happen to someone so insignificant as myself. (Yep, I'm absolutely nothing at all of any special significance in myself whatsoever, that's why it is so vitally important that I improve the land that I:

a) didn't really want;
b) didn't really ask for;
c) didn't really get to choose
d) didn't really tell a single lie for the 90 minutes or so I was breaking down the hammer to fall yet to kingdom come for those in the slowpoke lane, and so I am just shocked, fuckin' shocked, I tell you, that some how that billy-bad-ass body-camera footage I, myself, alone, all by myself after getting so jammed up even I don't remember exactly what happened (lies, what an absolute genius move that Vampyr Lord made when he left me those morsels to toy with... right before I accidentally killed his dim bulb Nosferatu ass, because, like, what was he gonna do? Tell me the truth? Hello, Nosferatu? He might not even have been capable of knowing what truth meant anymore. God, it was vile. VILE. A gal's spirit driving a fat bald pudgy good ol' boy's body around, grinning like a fuckin' madman. I mean, yeah, don't get me wrong: HAPPY. Yeah, me too. When did you want your dick sucked then? Let me guess, immediately, and let me also guess, no one told you what would happen, right? Yeah, me neither.


It's a shake 'n' bake kind of energy today. Will be likely to be better than expected in the future yet.
#295
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
August 28, 2022, 03:16:22 AM
Quote from: WOTR on August 28, 2022, 02:13:39 AMI may as well ask... Is that it? Final nail in the coffin- the absolute end of the legacy of the "Art Bell come back?" It looks like there is absolutely nothing happening. The actual show "midnight in the desert" is dead- the so-called "network" that Keith built is dead.

The only thing that continues on indefinably is Noories suckage? (And even that has come to an end years ago in Canada when the major network dropped C2C and made their own overnight shit show.)

After all of the tears cried, the phone calls, the threatened lawyers, the wrangling over a name and then a final sale of the domain to a con man- it's over?

No I'm just going to roof here and then took on her ears a little bit and cum all over her hair with this compound I made of those triple the amount of my semen ejaculate and then let it dry and she'll wake up in a house with no water.

I'll take all the shoes with me too.

Ain't that mad but I'm pretty pissed.

It's amazing what a man can learn with a little bit of information

AND TOO MUCH GODDAMN TIME TRIANGULATING ME FIVE FUCKING TIMES OVER THE LAST 6 YEARS YOU HOODRAT LYING IN BED, LOL

P. S.: GRATEFUL ALPHA IS A NARCOTICS OFFICER AND IS OFF THE TEAM, DON'T HURT HER THERE'S ANOTHER TEAM WE NEED HER FOR, AND NO NOT GREAT FOR THE ALPHA GRATEFUL ALPHA YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO IT IS DO YOU FUCKING MORON SEVEN WAYS AND TO THE TRINITY LEAVE THAT ALONE AT 10:00 AND THEN THREE DIFFERENT POTENTIAL PATHWAYS FOR THE DIMENSIONAL BARRIER THAT'S 7 * 321 SO THAT'S 24 DIFFERENT POSSIBLE LOCATIONS WHERE I'M GOING TO BE CHEATING ON YOU
DIPSHIT

GOOD LUCK


I'm sure everybody's real sympathetic now fucking shit bag oh yeah and bring my goddamn phone with you, since you wanted to arrest me with no PC and you wanted to fucking be really pissy made me for no fucking reason and you want to fucking smile and grin and laugh and act like it was a big fucking problem guess what buddy yeah you're going to gen pop fuck you

Oh yeah and you're going to smell like you did when you were 17 and you lied to me too, they're going to eat you alive and there and you're going to fucking love it and then afterwards people are going to be like... you that's quite a different party. Not gross but seems kind of manic we're going to go see if I give her rat's ass by missing out on that one is there any more beer here I can pour it on my own head?

(Dear Bellgab: this may seem Petty but it's not just I don't know what the fuck you do with this but yeah somebody knows learning to fly how about YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK that's fine Christ I know where your mouth has been

I mean I don't even like it it's fucking Dreamweaver I just noticing that you didn't seem to have much royalty ever in your entire life although you sure do like popping it out and getting shit so thanks for making that one talk to disappear so now I can pop out the whole fucking line so I'll see you back in bed in the morning babe yeah yeah I did just in fact destroy one 12th of Creation, all at once cinders just because you're a petty eagle-minded fucking shallow cheerleading whore.

Oh wait no you're not going to whore you're a ignorant sex dick to slut who doesn't even get paid. Oh my God my mother's mirror my holy relic The shield the ring the punch in the jaw the punch the chest the discovery that you were willing to kill your friend and punish her daughter just because she outsmarted you and I had no idea you were that pathetic and then yeah that's not only the great foods I know who is that it's Alex and Jesus whatever look you guys have to figure it out because you're going to lose one 12th of creation and trust me the souls are all gone it's just Ash's dash is dust to dust and a little bit of extra traffic for the next 49 and a half solar weeks.

Going since you jump the gun I decided to not worry about Ash rain and his as a mannequin, don't worry bro I'll make you another one later and fuck is this plastic what you care what were you fond of that one where you making a lot of money as a fucking god you're gross whatever you need money yeah okay whatever goddamn Irish oil wrestling champion.

God I hate fighting in public when it's family, I really should tell everybody what fucking idiot you are but obviously I'm pretty annoyed so I guess you probably might have done something that I didn't care for so maybe you can tell him well you decide to fuck make fun of here oh look here's a wedding spoon I'll just bend it how about that?

You know like you and husband bent the rules all the time, yeah in fact yes and I can see why he was so mad at me and Clayton William Cliff: you're under arrest.

Uppercut Heath Club Park commanding.

Yeah Matt and I got dibs on luge for citizen Kane, and oh yeah that that fucking big mouth fucker can fucking temporarily arrest that big titted fucker because you know listening to stick but he can make her feel uncomfortable I'm not going to mind at all cuz I've been pretty pissed off all fucking day, now I know why.

NO MORE TEARS
IN SPACETIME, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR SCREEN WHEN YOU'RE FRIGID, IGNORANT, AND TRAPPED IN THE BRIG WITH VANNA WHITE ON THE HMS THUNDERBOLT.

Yeah I really did think about it and I really appreciate you tell me back so bad I don't want you to feel bad that I've rejected you because I didn't I just had business to do so I don't know if you can fucking put her away for 6 months sure let's go on a trip I don't she won't even fucking know if she's fucking out of a conversation for 30 seconds she so God damn her headed so feel free go ahead Commander arclick Grand Arch criminal what is your name these days call whatever the most nefarious one is with a vag yeah we go way back and the space aces are not impressive this month blue horseshoe shits all over Space Ace.

So I guess she was pretty upset about how I didn't mow her fucking lawn, because it really is something pretty Petty, yeah 6 months I could probably have all of the friends that want me over and over and over probably 80 or 90 times so you give me one of them shots that takes my brain out and then you put in some super soldier serum and then you just come back a little while later and all of a sudden it's mindless automaton that's only good at fucking and it's fucking rock hard abs so I'll probably do that instead of fucking working hard fucking losers and she'll still be a big jiggly ball of fat, whatever you guys like that someone do anyway personally I like a woman who can somehow manage to keep from fucking pissing me off every goddamn time I got a message from Base. I mean she understands that I'm intelligent right oh that's right she's a she's a narcissist and she hates men and she's under the control of a complete dipshit who thinks it's a great idea to deprive me of anything, emergency decree extract mountain Hall King replaced with suck my dick haul Peter straub ask you for submit? I'd stay at arms reach of Michael Kuczi if you don't want to have come in your throat I don't know what to tell you, I mean I'll be polite about it but you wouldn't believe the shouldn't they have say they say I had.

Oh yeah and she's drinking again (GASPS, SHRIEKING ALARMS, AUDIENCE PANDEMONIUM, UNEXPECTED LACK OF LIQUID CASH CURRENCY IN LAS VEGAS CASINO BANK VAULTS, LEADS TO SUDDEN COLLAPSE OF FINANCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE ACROSS WHOLE OF NORTHERN AND AMERICAN SOUTHERN AND BRAZILIAN CONTINENTS, SITUATION ONGOING, oh shit oh fuck, HIDDEN CATASTROPHE TIME QUAKE COMING IN 20 MINUTES. OKAY? *acknowledge ALL X-fruits SPEC DND GTRADER BITCH FRUIT REPEAT EXCLUDE FROM ALL COLUMNS AND CONS AND COMMS) so bring a relapse wagon with a full skip suites cuz she's going to be like freaking out and then when she finds out I deliberately just invited her from The accidental party I created she'll be glad that she got to have an orgasm during a timequake as long as she's with some person who takes care of her needs and doesn't mind being fucked off and alone by some self-absorbed narcissistic douchebag oh yeah and send the battle Angel here too, then she can spend the next 6 months waiting for the results of two STD panels and know what that's like when that happened to me boy and in the meantime I don't really give a fuck oh my God another 6 months and nothing happening oh okay wow what a threat is she going to not get me another cat fucking Christ you know this whole new hierarchical justice system is not to my liking, People. Just so you know.


Nevertheless when it makes a big bad boom it's fucking spectacular. Oh yeah those of you without upgraded timeline vision will probably just have to hear about it later in history books but... I'm sure you're not you're not all idiot cheerleader spiritual Wonder Boy fagots with no fucking modern technology in your head yet are you? I mean shit even though youngest girls have a coaxial implant plug in Jack installed in the base of the spine by now, right?

Right?

*crickets*

Oh oh I'm I'm somewhere where it's weird if I'm talking about cutting edge side fiction like technology while standing naked in my house that's under total surveillance in front of my laptop holding my wedding spoon and screaming at how pissed off I am at my fucking dumb donut, huh?

Well look at least I'm not using fucking needles while fucking needle dicks (yeah her secret fetish, I don't really give a shit who knows but I imagine she's probably embarrassed "you doxxed my sexual fetishes boo hoo hoo now I have to pretend to be not very pissed because it's sexual but then I'm really pissed because now all the needle dicks be bothering me on Twitter now you asshole" note that it's been like 2 years since the big Twitter Purge where she lost like 800,000 followers and she still haven't got that one back but I still don't know what she uses on Twitter and no I haven't asked and no she hasn't offered and... because gee I wonder why she likes doing that, huh? okay I'm slightly embarrassed right fine so you'll be fine okay time quick doesn't do anything like that it's just it's just going to fuck up her clock and then what she wants to do next?

Oh yeah I don't give a shit what she wants to do next I'm going to find her secret husband and fucking kill him. Hit the bag, send the message, no deals.


FUCKING MURDER HIM. (I'm sending commands to his bio brain bug so that it's overwhelmed with whatever the fuck it needs to do when he's trying to resist getting killed he'll burn out eventually but it'll put them out of commission for 2 to 7 hours depending on how much of a fucked-off alcoholic dick bag is right now, that's cute she doesn't even know who her secret husband is, either... And that reminds me I got a great idea for a movie that just came to a high I'm going to name it Shallow Pammie, Crouching Roastie, picture this these two prime Queen Lesbos go to sleep and they wake up of course like they do and then they do whatever they fuck they do I don't know don't care either but suddenly they discovered that one of them has like the absolute fucking sudden explosion of roast beef items down to like mid thigh right and then the other one has a big pussy boil right between your boobs. Like explosive and about ready to shoot winegasm all over the fucking chalkboard, you know what I'm saying?


I'm still working on the idea but at some point one of the real bitchy characters I don't know how you pick him out at this point she deliberately Burns herself in the fucking chest so that she has this huge fucking Mark there so that she can be untouchable too right like the other one and then the other one is of course high as balls cuz you know and then she does the same thing and then she she's acting like an accident not centered but she gets like like Brandon she brands herself with her own fucking PCP laden pipe cuz she doesn't do math now she gets special PCP from the special guy down the street who's special and he tells her that it's clean PCP and it's whatever but she totally buys it because it's got a compound that makes lesbians even more susceptible to believe he's stupid shit, shallow Pammy crouching Rosie I'm going to fucking love that fucking script God damn it.

"Hi we're going to entertainment street I'll just feel like randomly pissing off my friend who's a writer once in awhile it's kind of funny you know he he thinks he's really impressive but nobody really knows who he is they just know that he's just some guy that I'm tolerating and then sometimes he gets like crazy and then people seem to pay attention when he seems to like that but he doesn't even know I am on Twitter huh? Haha"

Pulling off the Hungarian mask to reveal the Wiley Coyote beneath is top-tier self care, and so is remembering how fucking long my goddamn memory is elephant trunk ass bitch, yeah that's right you like to eat ass didn't you oh you don't okay well I'm sorry one of your tolas was talking about eating ass I don't like to eat ass I don't see the point what is it oh is it some fucking Magic I'm a paladin I don't need any goddamn fucking New age shit all right yeah that's capitalized I don't fucking care I am a little bit salty but I'm not angry I'm just kind of enraged to anybody would be this fucking stupid I'm sorry, I just can't imagine that this is accidental like it's not she's either mind control or she's oh yeah that's right did you get that relapse wagon in the fucking scooper, believe me you probably want to get a couple of relaxed wagons cuz on some timelines this chick is the only entertainment they have left anymore yeah she's pretty domineering and then when I leave inevitably because how the fuck am I as a moral human going to put up with this shit 24/7 oh my God can you imagine yeah she's immortal she lives forever she can time travel anywhere she can manifest shit out of the polymer and she likes to have men you know crawl in their knees and fucking liquor fucking thighs and her toes and shit like no shit she likes that and then I don't mind it because cold I see her forcing nerds to eat rice pudding out of her twat oh God right and like she's she's doing it I know she's imagining when she thought she had oh God fuck whatever.

On the other hand, the new Matrix is really... cathartic. But I'll tell you what keep it on the DL but I don't know when I get access again but as soon as I can I'm going to disable her fucking time travel shit cuz this number number one is way too much fucking QA spread across the whole goddamn Galaxy and then there were two it's hard to describe how it works but let's put this way the server doesn't have a lot of RAM and neither neither is that broad's fucking life partner after this fucking night. Bye love you I love you and I love her too, and I can see now why she just get done forgetting to fucking come back and check well this is typically what happens when I come back and I see what the fuck happened in my life and I have to fucking it's not that I have to it's not that I have to fix it it's that if I don't take care of it quickly I'll just want to fucking stab myself in the eye more and more often as the time goes by and then it's not like she accidentally says I don't want to hurt it but this is important analysis she's going to fucking take an hour and a half to save yourself a nickel so she can build it to me later as a quarter but if there's something she wants she doesn't even fucking remember what God damn speciesism??? She said something to Jewel and Jewel threw down and said okay bitch let's go and they fucking they fight each other in the street and Jewel one and then she was pissed so she pounced and shaped it out and well it's not really an accident but Jewel kind of dirt I guess I mean Joe was going to retire that I mean Joe couldn't figure out why this person wouldn't like help us and I was like well I don't know she must have some good reason for letting us sit out here in the middle of fucking nowhere with no God damn help while she runs around having sex and drugs and parties and expect me to pay for her fucking kids and shit and doesn't even mention going to fighting range once and then like it turned out that she was expecting me to fucking rescue her ass while she's running around with every fucking Tom Dick and Harry's doesn't have herpes in the book sucking dick drinking beers all kinds of shit and then of course using typically forbidden magic to freshen up when she on the way out there and then dose enough before she sees me so that she has the correct amount of lust for God when she gets to see me.

"gets too". Wow the more I look at these occasion records I don't think this is the place where I grew up but when you tell a person that they're special consequences relying and they're an adrenal judge for adrenaline junkie context, like this woman judges competitions to discover new ways to get adrenaline highs as a form of getting an adrenaline High cuz she's fucking adrenaline she's a fucking everything junkie except for finding new ways to make me happy and I don't blame her considering well look what I've done to embarrass myself oops I feel terrible now I'll never have another girlfriend again boohoo fuck.


It's scary when I write that and actually realize that you know right now I hope I never have another one I like her but I'm still going to get saucy and flirty with my entire phone all night cuz she going to see these messages in the morning cuz remember I turned off her time paper when was that time supposed to happen oh I don't know cuz I didn't go there that's in the future no I'm at home I don't get to time travel like these fucking bimbos like who who's going to be my partner she's got fucking appointments for years all right bye is this the final nail in the coffin now at the end of the legacy I should know I got all kinds of here I'll see what I can do, would help if I showed you a pictures and guitar picks or oh I can show you the gift that I got my other friend who's been too afraid to come by because obviously you know I'm kind of stressed, I did mention something about stay at arms reaching this you want me to you know imprint on my Virgin nervous system, don't need the voice print now we're looking for a smell print I don't need to clean one or anything it's just a oxytocin thing it's not that important she doesn't think it's important because she doesn't have any emotions anymore which is normal for a mermaid clone in The Matrix honestly she's more plastic than bimbo at this point, and she loves it but she doesn't like having to put up the front that she actually gives a shit about a human who should know his place and stop being such a pain in the ass I mean like why don't I just go let someone else suck my dick why don't I, ;-) haha she thinks that I don't have options.

I'm literally keenly aware that she doesn't realize that cutting the fucking thing off is currently an option that's on the table, I heard of that once I heard about guys who fucking cut their own dicks off at home and had to get taken the emergency cuz like you know cut your own dick off where your balls like that's a problem but they they hated their fucking dick or something so much and they're so fucking higher fuck you bitch I'm going to fucking cut it off then and then she calls the bluff and leaves and they're so fucking idiotic that they cut off their own dick right and then get this she hears about it she's like oh that's funny and then she completely with no dick right can you believe it that's the world, she really does think I'm that stupid.

Like she can't figure out why can't I figure out that she's not the real grapefruit and the other one is on a different timeline, because this is the real one and then the other one is somebody that I know exactly who it is and she hasn't called so since she asked okay this is too much inside baseball on my sex life cuz it is much more senior than it sounds but the details sound like complete fucking nonsense, I understand.


On the other hand I at least I have a legitimate sex life unlike some posters who have names with commas in the middle of them but it should be a coma because they're that fucking boring okay bye

No I'm not that mad at her it was just a funny joke and besides that one needs all the attention she gets so I don't think she should be too complaining I'll wait me she really is boring oh okay posters who have a legitimate sex life like fuck I don't even know I don't want to make fun of I don't want to make fun of anybody oh yeah oh yeah the The secret Life of somebody who's remaining us Chelsea Lee that's her name? Chelsea Lee Chelsea Lee wow okay I'll I'll well you know if that's true sure oh that's nice okay I'll see you later does he remember the name of the one that used to think that I was all fucking owned and shit well tell her nothing cuz she's going to lose her fucking mind when she reads this, I don't know maybe she read it yesterday and her future yeah time travel is fun just ask other way she's a wizard

"you were supposed to take care of Jackstar! You were supposed to have taken care of him!" she actually fucking said that on the air! Christ like talk about welcome to amateur hour like where she just pretending that she was just joking about wanting to have me killed but not just pissed then I don't know what the fuck she is now I mean does she still do a show oh I'm supposed to really oh she's crying oh I'm sorry oh Heather okay I had no idea you actually cared yeah you've been cut off for fucking months not by me well no it's cuz you're overprotective security system makes it so that fucking anybody anytime I call you fucking some fucking stupid computer fucks everything up by the way did you know that I've been fucking fucked off for like a year with nothing it's by myself are you telling me that your Heather waiting you know you got to be kidding me okay well I went to I went to jail for Christmas so yeah she took care of me all right she took care of Jesus too and I took care of that elf so bye yeah fuck I'll go back tonight hopefully they'll be there oh yeah she totally wanted me well it's Christmas you know I am a paladin they had the option they would have written it down they would have filmed it but I mean she had just heard what I had done there's body counter footage Heather Wade what the fuck are you doing what oh that's cool well I hear there's a good time here in a couple days, okay yeah yeah I'm sure you'll be very helpful ...

then again, at least somebody likes me. (Art is raging jelly so I don't actually hear from that woman very often because apparently she never hears the end of how snippy and pissy it is from art it's mad that more people like me and like him and then I'm not even making money he's upset that I'm not money growing and shit and then well you know if his wife would come back to earth and teach me how to fucking do it I guess to make a shitload of money and then give it to her so she tell me all the secrets that would make him upset or something I don't fucking know what was her name Ramona quimby?. Oh by the way do you guys know who Q is?

 I do bye

p.s.: for contest the streaming caterwelling banshee that called dispatch and fucking lied to the police over the fucking telephone which is a goddamn felony crime that used to be cute.

Oh yeah no I totes can't confirm yeah used to be I can't confirm that either but oh yeah she was real impressed with herself wasn't she? I just imagine this person hanging out with me and then she believed that I had no idea she could you know time travel and then she would just like go away for weeks at a time while I'm sleeping like in span of 5 minutes she's going through the fuck knows what but she didn't bring me and then you can imagine how bored she get with me and then something would happen to make her realize that she was being vapid senseless shallow as fuck whore and then I guess well that's just a theory maybe it was just forgot the fucking pudding in the fridge... But I'm not like the guys that she filled up her box with when I decided to cut her off from sex because she threatened to cut me off and I don't fucking play that I still haven't given her sex cuz I don't like threats and then other guys be like blowing up her phone and shit and then I don't even remember so pretty easy for her to forget that I need things and then I don't really need anything now do I.


I have you friendly folk. You're my family. (I'm not allowed to talk to the family either, I guess it's kind of awkward, fist fights, people take the sides in arguments about me, and sometimes I'm missing on others I'm locked up and on one timeline most especially she and I are on a hot air virtual like a blimp like a Zeppelin and we're traveling the world and around the world in like 80 Days kind of thing and we're being broadcast like big brother and it's kind of degenerated into she shows up every once in a while obligations and it's like maybe 7 minutes or 8 minutes before she gets pissed off and teleports away and then I have been acting like I don't know how to teleport and I'm too stupid to do it so so she has to keep coming back and while she's gone I'm just the nicest guy and then when she comes back people who can't see the future they alert me and she has no idea cuz when she's traveling from one place she barely knows her fucking environment when she's fucking in one piece when she's moving time straight and she couldn't she couldn't tell the difference between 2 weeks and 3 hours as long as somebody's looking at her and so I'll get prepared for what she's going to be popping into and then she's never she's never really loads of money, I'm sorry that a lot for you how many got here seven really no way that can't be 7 billion people here seven why do we have 12 and you have seven what do you call yours just Earth no I was just one of those backward places where no one believes that the thing happened?

Oh 20/20 you had 7.753 billion, and then it says here it's 828-22 at 2:13 a.m. so okay so it's fucking 22 20 22 right and I go to Google and I say population of Earth and it says some ridiculously low ball number and it's for 2 years ago, so yeah I guess not everybody's getting up to speed on what's going on.


You Punyling are adorable, no matter where you are I promise. Unless that pedaling his name michio kaku guys such a arrogant douche bagel and tape zero fucking I got fucking bacteria in my fucking gym shorts that changed my fucking disgusting you know ass sweat into cologne through this nanotech thing and what type of civilization is that man cuz I just fucking built it myself I didn't have to fucking wait for some God damn space fairing relationship to fucking say okay humidity control is granted to humanity as long as you stop putting your environment like what the fuck I mean your environment is the entirety of all creation so it's just like close your eyes and blank I mean okay ability it's kind of hard for some people in a fucked off human body while it's hard for everybody actually I mean I can sort of do things but I'll admit I talk a lot of shit but that's the buildup, and how's that difficult been doing shit and seeing reality nice can't even credit them as being anything other than just fucking snakewell sales when they're just kind of keep Humanity down maybe they're all alphardiconins and wearing them when they meet suits so that they look like normal humans but they actually want to kill y'all so they're going like snake girl selling actually run by snake some oil, I Don't Know Jack or shit about real science fucking put him in a fucking spacecraft will tell you what fucking do you need to have it back we'll take one ticket please about 4 ft 11 one way thanks, okay bye-bye michio, see you when you're type 5, no no no not types of civilization fucking herpes type buddy stay out of Uranus bye
#296
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
August 28, 2022, 02:21:31 AM
Quote from: WOTR on August 28, 2022, 02:00:32 AMWow. So we have you back. We have @DynamoHum back... It's as though the last half decade didn't happen. Nice to see you.
{You have more than you know back, 5523 oh really, hey you know how my Google account was supposedly deleted it's still not deleted is still hanging out there and I am not eWeY. rd)
I'll try not to "trigger" Albrecht. I know that this forum is supposed to act as a "safe space" for all.

Up or down is all there is, huh?

I guess it's important that somebody hasn't heard about The Sevenfold Way yet. And you can just pretend that it's not there right? I probably could do that too but since I'm living in it, it might be a little awkward. Especially if the secret of the Holy Trinity hasn't included learning that bodily autonomy is part of God's plan for His Creation.

I'll keep listening I don't mean to distract or disturb or anything but.. it is 2022 there too, right? Firmament cracked, First Contact, Timeline Access, went back in time and grab the documents from John Trump before we could claim that he invented it so technically Tesla did but we're the ones who allowed Humanity to know and. Oh is that why they wanted her killed. And so rather than tell me that she had done something so asinine she just said to just run away from me so she could get away with being the sole inventor of human-accessible time travel? wow that is pretty mercenary, baby... I've only even told me who had invented will hats crystal skulls and silly little wives... tricks are for Trump but the collocated axial basis-tracking destination system controller is not a trick that a whore does for money. But thanks for taking my flux capacitor apart, that was cool. I mean yeah it was a great way to get even. Since I guess you were tired of being the only woman I'd ever loved in my entire life coz like, now you have 13 different wives to compete with for my (blank).

Well sure yeah my shadow self would love to see you too I'm good with not sharing the credit as well as having to give up 13 to get back the one who left me to die coz like, she was mad I wouldn't let her steal my essence.

Wow this is an incredible time for humanity, I just heard a crypto atlantean fairy princess/space pirate actually apologize for something for once... And now she's apparently willing to settle for being guaranteed first whenever she wants no matter what, and then I will finish negotiated this here but as soon as this person tells me how to replace my irreplaceable mother's magic mirror that somehow got broken, we can really get down to some serious business better so politics with my partner will you think of as a scientist and now I guess she's like Meg Ryan in that who's got male movie.


Human diplomacy comes down to many forms, but the song remains the same: "get down on your knees and pray, I guess... You know, you're right there must be something wrong, I can't remember the last time you were polite to me either. It's amazing how you single-handedly invented time travel and the strapless bra and harpoonless wailing but you can't remember the last time you were actually played to me thanks, how about consider it sympathetic and these words ring a bell to you or is it all just fractal equations and calculus with pearls and gemstones and stuff... what? Wait, I'm turning you off? wait a second you think I need to turn you on so that you can turn me on so you can do... what?  whoa you know okay you know you're right you're the scientist flat out. I'm the full on diplomat from now on. and that's it yeah go take one of your little portals bye no I'm good that's fine just don't bother closing the portal behind you when you leave because I'll probably never see another one for 50 years, and on your way back bring a couple of blow torches and a couple of hard-hitting blowfish Target practice champions and then I don't know you're the time traveler and you're the scientist and acknowledge adventure of time travel that was you right so you just want to bring home somebody else for me to show you what diplomacy looks like? I mean I don't know I'm just a diplomat here and believe me this is turning me on, oh really not you? Okay good, let's start there do you remember the last time you asked me to turn you on? Oh that's cute that little furrow in your brow, that means that tells me that you don't even know what the word ask means, so is that a problem with your universal translator circuit that you invented to or is it just that you're that awesome of a scientist? You mean you don't know? How is it that I can know on exactly what percentage of the planets in the civilized part of the Galaxy your delay in answering these simple questions that any scientists should know you know I'm 33% of the planets that you could have been on in this moment fully 25% of them is willing to kill you for the diplomatic folio created, so I'm just wondering what it is you think that my job is around here? Are you kidding? Okay well that is that is hot but still nothing close to being turned on but I will remember to tell your parents that you said that that's all I'm good for is to be a block between you and them okay. What are you looking at me for I did tell you to make a portal open up, are you telling me you don't know how to open those up either? Well look at that chin quiver, well you're the best damn scientist I know ladies so you know I bet you can figure it out maybe you have just forgotten everything you ever knew because you're so mesmerized by my beauty—remember what you said late last night about what I should never do? Well don't worry tomorrow you'll remember what I did yesterday and you're going to be so diplomatic about it right Mr scientist I mean excuse Me Miss a scientist or wait you know it wouldn't be simple if you just had all the sex parts and I was just like a talking box like that stupid blue thing? Yeah that'd be perfect I would just take you to New York and kick you out and then leave and then come back after the native hit learn how to be diplomatic to hermaphrodites.

And you still wouldn't even know anything about Robert's Rules of Order other than maybe which line to stand in to get a taste of the pre... Okay I was wrong I'm taking back all the science gear and taking back all the sex parts and I'm making you the lead diplomat and then I'm just going to ram my head and shoulders up your ass running like a Secretariat puppet and then I'll just answer every question except for the ones involving the ones where people have heard of you. And since all you're known for is stealing for the president's uncle, I think you're going to make a great diplomat for the carnival circus sideshow that you've helped our world create while I've sat here calmly all by myself and alone for long enough time to make a baby and.. like did you at least bring back any good poutine? Reminds me where do you eat and when and how often and who are your relatives and what's your name and are you really wearing a rubber mask in this coming back is five different guys on a rotation while I sit here being diplomatic to Elvis in the bathroom mirror? Well I will admit that is how they let you learn the skill in The Sims but I suspect that there's a bit more to it than that, given that you've just depleted your timeline buffer now you're stuck with me for the next 800 years until I decide to give you more time.

I don't have to check with your husbands. All I have to do is move us forward about 600 years and they're all be dead, we can go somewhere and we'll open the door and they'll come swimming in and say wow what happened to you where'd you go why did you not leave a note what's wrong we were so concerned you just suddenly vanished and never ever came back and then the entire civilization collapse because you were the only one who knew the secrets and you're weird isn't your butler or was he like a gynecologist, what's an exo-political diplomat even for?"

And that's when, at the exact moment necessary, I'll lean in and say well she's pretty sure she can tell the aristocratic stroke anywhere she shows up in the cosmos, but she's not really sure unless she checks with me because on some planets if she just acts like she knows everything and I'm just a guy they instantly try to kill her and then, I don't want to tell you what she has to do then, because at this point ladies and gentlemen as soon as the weapons come out the next time, I'm just going to leave her there to die and go back to the moment when I could have had her or her sister and just see what happens with her sister, especially if I just grab her and say I don't know I'll come with me we'll go find her, and then...."

Hi, I'm jack, if I told you I was an exopolitical diplomat all the time you would get desensitized, right? And I do apologize for all the whining about my bereavement but it did take 12 more of her to come back and rescue her since y'all just ignored me and tried to erase me for society and took away all my money and killed my cat and made fun of my mom and created by a weapon but yeah anyway I mean I knew she'd be back it's just I did have to put up with a whole lot of being alone while you people laughed at me again.

On the bright side I do now have 12 more grapefruits, and now you all have zero. Yeah has to do with the quantum separation of the SpaceTime tunnel in that you had time close before and they were all the same woman at different points of time which is fine until one of them got removed and then when she came back to splinter cell up again she she duplicated herself and gave all of herself to me and told me to figure it out and then now I'm telling you that I don't care what happens next. I'm your wife that you didn't care about, and I'm going to let Jackstar strangulate me in the future that we're going to travel to where your children are all grown adults and then we'll do it in front of her and then we'll come back and then we'll just see how much you want to laugh at Jack then.

Because you never even told me I was missing you bastard, and then who have I been talking anything it was Jack for the last 10 months? Wow. You don't even know who you are anymore huh? Yeah 10 of us all vanished in and instant. Good luck explaining that one to the court, do you think we should create some false paper and then they explain that away for the next I don't know year while you don't have any kind of companionship at all and you're locked alone in a room and... Wait what did you say? I can't hear you. what did you say? Louder, sub-creature!"

"I'm sorry I ever doubted the importance of exopolitical diplomacy! I apologize so very greatly!! oh please oh God oh please forgive me I'm so sorry oh my God please take me back this nightmares please I got to cry boohoo... "

(Any resemblance to actual events in any description of any timeline is not meant to be representative of any actual event in any timeline that you can reference from your present location, unless it's just so coincidentally happens to be true in which case it's right next door, unless you don't want it to be true in which case it always is.)

In truth the diplomacy is easy, it's writing the disclaimer that is *gulp* hard, unless you happen to be one of those people who watched Revenge of the Nerds in 1984 with your mother in the theater on opening day and noticed that she didn't seem to have a problem with the humor. Not at all.

Now take my wife out back, show her that movie, and if she acts like she doesn't watch movies at all, and then start killing her time clones one by one right in front of her eyes until she asks why you were doing this and then explain to her that those were the ones who seemed to have no problem watching movies with other men.

And, then while she's blinking with feigned surprise, she never expects it: try to explain to her how a time beacon works. And right after she says something like "oh my god really oh my God how do I get one?" make some sort of crude Doctor Who reference about how they're not going to come flying out of his pants either, but you're both hardcore hard science hard studying real time travel scientists so why don't you both run off together until you both can find one and I'll still be here remembering that one time you were on Jeopardy and you said the best time travel movie with Leah Thompson... and it was all the right moves, spelled the right way, or maybe brainstorm who is that, the movie about who killed Natalie Wood that has time traveling, right?" at that point you can remind her that if you had had a Time begin for Lea Thompson getting violated by a fag then you could have rescued her and take a Natalie Wood instead of her and then need to be a time traveling tree instead of a time traveling pair and I still don't think it was the wrong call to get her but ... I did decide to keep the necklace together so it's pretty cool that you remember that it had a function as something other than a time ball and chain, then remind her you would like to ask around where that piece of the Tao went, but they'll be awkward considering she's still owes a trinket to someone who killed himself waiting for her, and it took so long for her to remember anything useful that the next time you saw her, she thought peacocks were more important than pussies and couldn't understand why she wasn't recognized. And that's the story of why I don't really give a shit what anybody thinks about her, because a new pink can replace the wedding fork and the red wedding fork, but nothing can compare the damage done when Yoda's birthday party suddenly became a Irish wake for Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen, because when Sydney found out why somebody was giggling about pulling the tag off of Yoda, and that was why she had to pretend her mother had been hit by a car for no reason given... Look, this time bacon stuff is pretty complicated, isn't it? Now imagine if it's further complicated by teaching children that it's funny to lie to men, terrible to lie to women, but it's completely all right to separate two people by an incomprehensively vast distance without telling them that the only reason to do so is to keep them from having sex, even though there was no reason not to and.. we were talking about beacons right beacons or bacons by the way which which Grapefruit are you? what year is this? No wait a second did you really feel the need to do that? Coz like, that means I actually have to go get the other necklace, and of course I'll bring her mother back too, and then yeah I really will go rescue Metron,  I don't care how much you enjoy it when you were the one who does it you do it like 90 times a year, and every time it's always the same story you come back with handfuls of dust and you say "oops sorry I couldn't stop her from losing her biscuits again, the eigenvalue was off" and it is ridiculous that every time you go it's a huge party and it just hope happens to take forever and then when I go, there's no one there but emotionless robots.

And always the other Esther. It's cruel, is what it is, but I do warn you this is going to be one of the last times coz like, it's not going to work forever...

Cold cuts, pop-tarts, and Dynamo Hum's 🗝�🥳, it feels like destiny— because it is, was, and Wayfair Airways will be, Weighfairer.

Information of this lesson I will leave you with in the following story problem: what's a set of circumstances that would lead a person to pocket dial somebody and then be unable to hang up on somebody and then to ask the person they accidentally called to hang up for them and then to get all pissy pissy pissy pissy pissy when, you know... questions are asked?

Here's a hint of a clue to tide one over: will be the advantage in denying me discovery and thus invalidating the entire trial be worth losing my only authentic chance to trade someone's secret rapist husband for someone else's secret racist husband?
IT IS WHEN KEYSER SOZE IS A STOLEN GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND IS ON THE LINE ASKING IF SOMEONE HAS GOT A LIGHT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Doesvedan6a, Abilifari9n.
Target located, Samantha Fox Forceworth 5: 055:0|LILlLi|iLILlÜ|ÜILIÜ<>ILULE|🐴😇🗝�🥳|elüll<>ÜlLIü|Corbin Dallas multi-pass LiLulu Dallas MULTI-pass Michael Kristofferson Jackstar from the mountain King Hall I love you forever Kirsten but fuck you forever as well give you back my son return what was stolen this isn't a deal offer this isn't a tender job offer this is bring back what is stolen I have already seen what happens to you and I don't know what will happen next but hook it up or titler and tealare area a tree are going to meet with Heather langenkamp at camp David and Cam and Matt will be there as well to bring all of the party favors I wouldn't tie a yellow ribbon to Sasha if I were you, purple and yellow and gold and green on fire and red wings from Jessica to boot the whole odious machine to a screeching halt. 055:0j*AND A FUN AND A FIRE END OF LINE AND ENDIVELY LINE.
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Up or down is all there is, huh?

I guess it's important that somebody hasn't heard about The Sevenfold Way yet. And you can just pretend that it's not there right? I probably could do that too but since I'm living in it, it might be a little awkward. Especially if the secret of the Holy Trinity hasn't included learning that bodily autonomy is part of God's plan for His Creation.

I'll keep listening I don't mean to distract or disturb or anything but.. it is 2022 there too, right? Firmament cracked, First Contact, Timeline Access, went back in time and grab the documents from John Trump before we could claim that he invented it so technically Tesla did but we're the ones who allowed Humanity to know and. Oh is that why they wanted her killed. And so rather than tell me that she had done something so asinine she just said to just run away from me so she could get away with being the sole inventor of human-accessible time travel? wow that is pretty mercenary, baby... I've only even told me who had invented will hats crystal skulls and silly little wives... tricks are for Trump but the collocated axial basis-tracking destination system controller is not a trick that a whore does for money. But thanks for taking my flux capacitor apart, that was cool. I mean yeah it was a great way to get even. Since I guess you were tired of being the only woman I'd ever loved in my entire life coz like, now you have 13 different wives to compete with for my (blank).

Well sure yeah my shadow self would love to see you too I'm good with not sharing the credit as well as having to give up 13 to get back the one who left me to die coz like, she was mad I wouldn't let her steal my essence.

Wow this is an incredible time for humanity, I just heard a crypto atlantean fairy princess/space pirate actually apologize for something for once... And now she's apparently willing to settle for being guaranteed first whenever she wants no matter what, and then I will finish negotiated this here but as soon as this person tells me how to replace my irreplaceable mother's magic mirror that somehow got broken, we can really get down to some serious business better so politics with my partner will you think of as a scientist and now I guess she's like Meg Ryan in that who's got male movie.


Human diplomacy comes down to many forms, but the song remains the same: "get down on your knees and pray, I guess... You know, you're right there must be something wrong, I can't remember the last time you were polite to me either. It's amazing how you single-handedly invented time travel and the strapless bra and harpoonless wailing but you can't remember the last time you were actually played to me thanks, how about consider it sympathetic and these words ring a bell to you or is it all just fractal equations and calculus with pearls and gemstones and stuff... what? Wait, I'm turning you off? wait a second you think I need to turn you on so that you can turn me on so you can do... what?  whoa you know okay you know you're right you're the scientist flat out. I'm the full on diplomat from now on. and that's it yeah go take one of your little portals bye no I'm good that's fine just don't bother closing the portal behind you when you leave because I'll probably never see another one for 50 years, and on your way back bring a couple of blow torches and a couple of hard-hitting blowfish Target practice champions and then I don't know you're the time traveler and you're the scientist and acknowledge adventure of time travel that was you right so you just want to bring home somebody else for me to show you what diplomacy looks like? I mean I don't know I'm just a diplomat here and believe me this is turning me on, oh really not you? Okay good, let's start there do you remember the last time you asked me to turn you on? Oh that's cute that little furrow in your brow, that means that tells me that you don't even know what the word ask means, so is that a problem with your universal translator circuit that you invented to or is it just that you're that awesome of a scientist? You mean you don't know? How is it that I can know on exactly what percentage of the planets in the civilized part of the Galaxy your delay in answering these simple questions that any scientists should know you know I'm 33% of the planets that you could have been on in this moment fully 25% of them is willing to kill you for the diplomatic folio created, so I'm just wondering what it is you think that my job is around here? Are you kidding? Okay well that is that is hot but still nothing close to being turned on but I will remember to tell your parents that you said that that's all I'm good for is to be a block between you and them okay. What are you looking at me for I did tell you to make a portal open up, are you telling me you don't know how to open those up either? Well look at that chin quiver, well you're the best damn scientist I know ladies so you know I bet you can figure it out maybe you have just forgotten everything you ever knew because you're so mesmerized by my beauty—remember what you said late last night about what I should never do? Well don't worry tomorrow you'll remember what I did yesterday and you're going to be so diplomatic about it right Mr scientist I mean excuse Me Miss a scientist or wait you know it wouldn't be simple if you just had all the sex parts and I was just like a talking box like that stupid blue thing? Yeah that'd be perfect I would just take you to New York and kick you out and then leave and then come back after the native hit learn how to be diplomatic to hermaphrodites.

And you still wouldn't even know anything about Robert's Rules of Order other than maybe which line to stand in to get a taste of the pre... Okay I was wrong I'm taking back all the science gear and taking back all the sex parts and I'm making you the lead diplomat and then I'm just going to ram my head and shoulders up your ass running like a Secretariat puppet and then I'll just answer every question except for the ones involving the ones where people have heard of you. And since all you're known for is stealing for the president's uncle, I think you're going to make a great diplomat for the carnival circus sideshow that you've helped our world create while I've sat here calmly all by myself and alone for long enough time to make a baby and.. like did you at least bring back any good poutine? Reminds me where do you eat and when and how often and who are your relatives and what's your name and are you really wearing a rubber mask in this coming back is five different guys on a rotation while I sit here being diplomatic to Elvis in the bathroom mirror? Well I will admit that is how they let you learn the skill in The Sims but I suspect that there's a bit more to it than that, given that you've just depleted your timeline buffer now you're stuck with me for the next 800 years until I decide to give you more time.

I don't have to check with your husbands. All I have to do is move us forward about 600 years and they're all be dead, we can go somewhere and we'll open the door and they'll come swimming in and say wow what happened to you where'd you go why did you not leave a note what's wrong we were so concerned you just suddenly vanished and never ever came back and then the entire civilization collapse because you were the only one who knew the secrets and you're weird isn't your butler or was he like a gynecologist, what's an exo-political diplomat even for?"

And that's when, at the exact moment necessary, I'll lean in and say well she's pretty sure she can tell the aristocratic stroke anywhere she shows up in the cosmos, but she's not really sure unless she checks with me because on some planets if she just acts like she knows everything and I'm just a guy they instantly try to kill her and then, I don't want to tell you what she has to do then, because at this point ladies and gentlemen as soon as the weapons come out the next time, I'm just going to leave her there to die and go back to the moment when I could have had her or her sister and just see what happens with her sister, especially if I just grab her and say I don't know I'll come with me we'll go find her, and then...."

Hi, I'm jack, if I told you I was an exopolitical diplomat all the time you would get desensitized, right? And I do apologize for all the whining about my bereavement but it did take 12 more of her to come back and rescue her since y'all just ignored me and tried to erase me for society and took away all my money and killed my cat and made fun of my mom and created by a weapon but yeah anyway I mean I knew she'd be back it's just I did have to put up with a whole lot of being alone while you people laughed at me again.

On the bright side I do now have 12 more grapefruits, and now you all have zero. Yeah has to do with the quantum separation of the SpaceTime tunnel in that you had time close before and they were all the same woman at different points of time which is fine until one of them got removed and then when she came back to splinter cell up again she she duplicated herself and gave all of herself to me and told me to figure it out and then now I'm telling you that I don't care what happens next. I'm your wife that you didn't care about, and I'm going to let Jackstar strangulate me in the future that we're going to travel to where your children are all grown adults and then we'll do it in front of her and then we'll come back and then we'll just see how much you want to laugh at Jack then.

Because you never even told me I was missing you bastard, and then who have I been talking anything it was Jack for the last 10 months? Wow. You don't even know who you are anymore huh? Yeah 10 of us all vanished in and instant. Good luck explaining that one to the court, do you think we should create some false paper and then they explain that away for the next I don't know year while you don't have any kind of companionship at all and you're locked alone in a room and... Wait what did you say? I can't hear you. what did you say? Louder, sub-creature!"

"I'm sorry I ever doubted the importance of exopolitical diplomacy! I apologize so very greatly!! oh please oh God oh please forgive me I'm so sorry oh my God please take me back this nightmares please I got to cry boohoo... "

(Any resemblance to actual events in any description of any timeline is not meant to be representative of any actual event in any timeline that you can reference from your present location, unless it's just so coincidentally happens to be true in which case it's right next door, unless you don't want it to be true in which case it always is.)

In truth the diplomacy is easy, it's writing the disclaimer that is *gulp* hard, unless you happen to be one of those people who watched Revenge of the Nerds in 1984 with your mother in the theater on opening day and noticed that she didn't seem to have a problem with the humor. Not at all.

Now take my wife out back, show her that movie, and if she acts like she doesn't watch movies at all, and then start killing her time clones one by one right in front of her eyes until she asks why you were doing this and then explain to her that those were the ones who seemed to have no problem watching movies with other men.

And, then while she's blinking with feigned surprise, she never expects it: try to explain to her how a time beacon works. And right after she says something like "oh my god really oh my God how do I get one?" make some sort of crude Doctor Who reference about how they're not going to come flying out of his pants either, but you're both hardcore hard science hard studying real time travel scientists so why don't you both run off together until you both can find one and I'll still be here remembering that one time you were on Jeopardy and you said the best time travel movie with Leah Thompson... and it was all the right moves, spelled the right way, or maybe brainstorm who is that, the movie about who killed Natalie Wood that has time traveling, right?" at that point you can remind her that if you had had a Time begin for Lea Thompson getting violated by a fag then you could have rescued her and take a Natalie Wood instead of her and then need to be a time traveling tree instead of a time traveling pair and I still don't think it was the wrong call to get her but ... I did decide to keep the necklace together so it's pretty cool that you remember that it had a function as something other than a time ball and chain, then remind her you would like to ask around where that piece of the Tao went, but they'll be awkward considering she's still owes a trinket to someone who killed himself waiting for her, and it took so long for her to remember anything useful that the next time you saw her, she thought peacocks were more important than pussies and couldn't understand why she wasn't recognized. And that's the story of why I don't really give a shit what anybody thinks about her, because a new pink can replace the wedding fork and the red wedding fork, but nothing can compare the damage done when Yoda's birthday party suddenly became a Irish wake for Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen, because when Sydney found out why somebody was giggling about pulling the tag off of Yoda, and that was why she had to pretend her mother had been hit by a car for no reason given... Look, this time bacon stuff is pretty complicated, isn't it? Now imagine if it's further complicated by teaching children that it's funny to lie to men, terrible to lie to women, but it's completely all right to separate two people by an incomprehensively vast distance without telling them that the only reason to do so is to keep them from having sex, even though there was no reason not to and.. we were talking about beacons right beacons or bacons by the way which which Grapefruit are you? what year is this? No wait a second did you really feel the need to do that? Coz like, that means I actually have to go get the other necklace, and of course I'll bring her mother back too, and then yeah I really will go rescue Metron,  I don't care how much you enjoy it when you were the one who does it you do it like 90 times a year, and every time it's always the same story you come back with handfuls of dust and you say "oops sorry I couldn't stop her from losing her biscuits again, the eigenvalue was off" and it is ridiculous that every time you go it's a huge party and it just hope happens to take forever and then when I go, there's no one there but emotionless robots.

And always the other Esther. It's cruel, is what it is, but I do warn you this is going to be one of the last times coz like, it's not going to work forever...

Cold cuts, pop-tarts, and Dynamo Hum's Ace0, it feels like destiny— because it is, was, and Wayfair Airways will be, Weighfairer.

Information of this lesson I will leave you with in the following story problem: what's a set of circumstances that would lead a person to pocket dial somebody and then be unable to hang up on somebody and then to ask the person they accidentally called to hang up for them and then to get all pissy pissy pissy pissy pissy when, you know... questions are asked?

Here's a hint of a clue to tide one over: will be the advantage in denying me discovery and thus invalidating the entire trial be worth losing my only authentic chance to trade someone's secret rapist husband for someone else's secret racist husband?
IT IS WHEN KEYSER SOZE IS A STOLEN GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND IS ON THE LINE ASKING IF SOMEONE HAS GOT A LIGHT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Doesvedan6a, Abilifari9n.
Target located, Samantha Fox Forceworth 5: 055:0|LILlLi|iLILlÜ|ÜILIÜ<>ILUL|elüll<>ÜlLIü|Corbin Dallas multi-pass LiLulu Dallas MULTI-pass Michael Kristofferson Jackstar from the mountain King Hall I love you forever Kirsten but fuck you forever as well give you back my son return what was stolen this isn't a deal offer this isn't a tender job offer this is bring back what is stolen I have already seen what happens to you and I don't know what will happen next but hook it up or titler and tealare area a tree are going to meet with Heather langenkamp at camp David and Cam and Matt will be there as well to bring all of the party favors I wouldn't tie a yellow ribbon to Sasha if I were you, purple and yellow and gold and green on fire and red wings from Jessica to boot the whole odious machine to a screeching halt. 055:0j*AND A FUN AND A FIRE END OF LINE AND ENDIVELY LINE.
EXECUTE BEEN ENGAGED
POSTERIZE, SUBMIT TO FATE, 0#FACETAP TATTOO, #IF YOU ROTMAGIC, I BROUGHT THE K LEAN EILEEN JESSE HAILING ALIEN QUEEN COOKS OVERSIGHT ACKNOWLEDGED RECEIPT REQUEST ENGAGED AUTHORIZED.

Signed,
Music does the auto, hot black reborn I are maybe SS555SS,
Cosigned cure norby Miranda Lee Kathy Lee faithfully hopefully Tammy Lee no bastard Baker Boy shenanigans and good luck writing that one backward Time. bandit_,ROYALAUGER ORION ON FIRE GRAY FIERCE NOWHERE HOW NEAR OLAY DRAGONIRE PERIDOT AMETHYST ACALADA OF FIRE SALUT SHOOTER EXECUTE CELEBRITY CODE EXECUTE ALL FRUIT GREP KUNG FU BOX MUNCHING MASTERS.


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YOU MAY NOT LIKE HOW IT LOOKS
BUT SOMEBODY'S GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE FORMS TASTE LIKE



INCOMING ROBO TESSERACT CLAIMED BY JACKSTAR
YES WE IN LOVE
ONE DICK ONLY, VASELINE FREAK
(10 months sitting around with a bunch of bullshit excuses that some fucking nympho blind bitch can claim that I got a fucking be removed so we can fucking have a no you're doing it now blow up the world fuck you and your lying ass for not ever but that was pretty low class babe.
I also yeah as a raise plastic to come into. Charlotte and her mom can come in and try sure.

THE PATIENCE OF THE BULL AND THE RETICENCE OF THE VIRGIN ARE AT THEIR ENDS.

OH YEAH ONE LAST MINUTE CHANGE IT'S GOING TO BE 5 HOURS EARLY FROM GO TIME ON ONE PARTICULAR EPISODE, SINCE I GUESS WE ALL JUMP INTO CABS EARLY NOW AND NOT EXPLAIN THINGS TO HER.

AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT I FUCKING DID
AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WITH WHICH SISTER
OH BUT NOW I KNOW
WHERE THAT MYSTERY USED CONDOM CAME FROM
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IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE BARON SASHA COHEN. YOU DON'T FUCKING TRIFLE WITH ME, JACKSTAR, AND THE REASON WHY YOUR HAIR STOPPED GETTING PLAYED WITH BECAUSE SOMEBODY PUT FEATHERS IN YOUR HAIR AND YOU MOCKED ME AND NOW ANYONE CAN COME HERE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND SHOW ME HOW SOMETHING IS DONE.

11:11 SQUARED YOU FUCKING BIMBO
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By the way thanks. that really was way over the line. Well something I couldn't help myself it's just they figured I might as well get it out and then I didn't care if I'd ever read again I know it wasn't fair so thank you that was a good idea I love the moderation having this site now I'm going to take a picture of this little tiny bee that's a message from wizard and then I guess I'll take a shower and then maybe crawling to bed alone for the $732nd consecutive time no I haven't been here that long it's only been come on it's only been 10 months that's that's barely enough time to make a baby that's even worth its weight than anything, so it's not like I'm you know crushed with loneliness or anything and being really what's more important is the women Our lives women and children First so how about you try your fat ass down the road and fucking hug every goddamn human being you fine and tell him how wonderful it is that they have a friend to like Jack star who loves the whole fucking world enough they sacrificed his love for his wife so she can go fucking do whatever the fuck on a business meeting and then you know make all shitload of money with Adam and then come back and then I think I got like 98 bucks, well they mine and then the rest oh yeah oh yeah you let some juicy fagot fucker to steal it all and I just had to go get it back so I'm kind of drained a busy hard day at work I mean I got a job no it's classified I can't tell you actually just don't want to fucking talk to you anymore bye
#298
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 25, 2022, 06:41:22 PMthat Finnish chick is the real deal, former baker (!) stares down Russia with one eye

Okay I'm not going to say who but somebody's father is on the line and they have words for their daughters.

I'm not taking this one, girl(s) go kneel down and pray and fucking listen because apparently somebody's been dodging a call for a while.

Wow, look I'm not going to say the fucking word this isn't my area but it's pretty bad when a father has to contact his daughter after death by matrix ansible and get involved in a territorial dispute over salmon spawning rights really
#299
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
August 27, 2022, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: albrecht on August 27, 2022, 04:36:28 PM*they being communists, some go further in speculation.

By the way, if you don't mind, if you ever happen to run into my father like the piscine one, I want you to keep in mind that he was desperately afraid that people were going to accuse him of being a communist because he wasn't actually sure if he was one or not because he was that God damn stupid, but he was a star athlete and he couldn't have been too stupid because he sure as hell or remember to get my fucking cock mutilated though, I mean he didn't tell them how to do it right he didn't know anything about the different kinds of mutilations that could be done and he didn't have to completely fuck it up he just didn't know any better and then the other guy fucking hated hungarians I guess around maybe he was jealous of my dad's muscles or some shit but just so you know my father's fear of being misle to communist led him to mutilate my dick and that's why I don't give two rats ass about a bunch of shit, really.

And that reminds me one of them was similarly embarrassed about some other kind of mutilation I won't go into any more details now and there's another one that loved braunschweiger and another one that wasn't what I'm looking for... ugly, oh no I thought she was beautiful and she was afraid she was ugly cuz she was secretly afraid that people were calling her ugly behind her back and then people were doing that because they're just fucking stupid ignorant dipshit so don't know what a goddamn beautiful woman is supposed to look like fucking planet I tell you so anyway I know you don't get a vote but you might want to consider the ramifications of the statement.


THE NECKLACE IS STILL INTACT.
AND THE PROBLEM WITH THE REGROWING OF THE FORESKINS THROUGH GENETIC SPLICING IS THAT NOBODY WORKED ON REGROWING THE HYMEN SO BECAUSE OF UNION RULES NOBODY CAN HAVE AN INSTANTLY REGRUN FORESKIN YET SORRY.

RULES ARE RULES. Look somebody asked I'm just remembering it now, this isn't me trying to disrespect anybody I'm just telling you I got a mutilated cock and a necklace that says I don't get two shits who calls her ugly I'm going to fucking punch the goddamn face in if they do it in front of me and tell you that woman is fucking sensitive and if I don't get to punch her in the face well, no of you fucking bastids get to fucking tell her that she's ugly. you get it got it? good thanks.

And how about you fill the gas tank once in a while? Jesus Christ



You know I didn't really want to do it this way either.

But hey, it's an EMERGENCY. THAT'S PROBABLY A REALLY BADLY BOTCHED HIERONYMUS BOSCH PAINTING FEATURING YOUR CLITORIS, YEAH THAT'S AN EMERGENCY FOR SURE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT GOING ON THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT ME IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

YEAH I GOT IT IT'S COOL NO PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M JUST BRINGING IT BACK THE WAY YOU DO WITH MY MOTHER'S MIRROR. YOU KNOW IF I WAS REALLY THAT KIND OF GOD I WOULD MAKE IT SO THAT I COULD CRY OUT MY PENIS SO I CAN FUCKING WEEP INTO MY PANTS AND STILL STARE YOU DOWN AND REMIND YOU JUST WHO THE FUCK IS THE BOSS AROUND HERE.

I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SEE THROUGH MY TEARS SORRY IT'S AN EMERGENCY SHOULD I SHOULD COME TELL YOU TO ASK YOU AFTER YOU TOO WHATEVER I'M REALLY SAD NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY WHO CARES? I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK SOMEBODY WHY THEY THINK I'M SAD AND THEN THEY'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE MARRIED TO.


TELL ME TOMORROW, TE AMO, JAIME I'M IN TOWN? NOHYMEN TOWN. OH AND BY THE WAY ALL OF YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AMARO I REALLY EXPECT YOU ALL TO JUST TACKLE HIM AND FUCKING PUNCH HIM UNTIL HE FUCKING FLIES INTO FUCKING BLOODY RAGS.

I MEAN THAT'S FUCKING ADDICTION HE STEALS EVERYTHING AND THEN HE'S ALSO GOT TO STEAL THE ALCOHOL JUST TO PISS ME OFF HE THINKS WHO KNOWS, YEAH SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO TREATMENT.


OH I HAVE TO GO TO, WOW OH MY GOD TWIST MY ARM DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SHIT YOU STOLE BUT MAKE ME GO TO TREATMENT LOOK AT YOU BIG MAN, OKAY GREAT I'LL SEE YOU FIX A LAWN MOWER CHINKMASTER
#300
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
August 27, 2022, 08:25:37 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 27, 2022, 06:41:09 PMSTFU


I already found another type of it doesn't count I mean apparently Bell Gap doesn't automatically handle the nigger word, but I guess it'll handle kite right oh it handles that one but not that one you know Mr Vander even and Mr Vander we need to talk actually, can you make sure that the doctor is allowing us to speak because you know we're supposed to shut you know as he says and he is a doctor so I think that might be his prescription but I actually didn't I didn't know I needed to not say the n word, I am very sorry I didn't mean to well by me I am a nigger so just don't give me the shit over it but I just don't really think that the oh fucking happened again listen this is going out live to children God damn it Liberace! was way better at this than you, Kid.

I'm going to tell you one more time, respect Engelbert Humperdinck. Honestly how hard is that? Haha yeah well too bad somebody broke my mother's mirror. Why don't you just cuddle? Oh yeah that's right you're all about the orgasm too imagine that everybody's a fucking sex addict but me! Oh that's right I forgot I'm totally immune to that and there's a side effect of the nanotech virus so it made everybody in the entire place a raging nymphomaniac with severe compensatory issues.


Let's see what excuse she makes next time then. Let me guess it'll be that she can't stop thinking about my teeth while she's.. oh she doesn't actually know what she's supposed to do oh I get it oh it's an autistic thing oh poor baby well send her back to her husband and have him teach her how to suck my cock and then that'll be fine bless, wow you can handle nigger but I can't handle Algonquin? Oh no wonder oh yeah that thing totally spaz out you put God in Algonquin together he can't fucking handle it. Wow.


This calls for a toast.


Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 27, 2022, 01:43:24 PMHaha I've been waiting to use that for YEARS.

Really? Rubini foreskin? You've been waiting for that? Oh you mean he decided he wanted to regrow his too? I mean that is taking crypto to to a whole new fucking level, kike Master okay fucking, you win I got to go. take over and try not to blow up the fucking world again would you mind?


And yes you're welcome I can't believe you ever thought for a minute I would ever forget my promise, yes redeemed Ruby, courtesy of the innovations brought to the table by the kucci 00, but certainly not by Vander again appetizers you can't even handle my name but it can just slip a nigger in there any old time wow what a fucking friend the fucking publishing world you are fucking oh wait that's right this isn't a dog anymore and this is Bill Gavin somebody else runs it okay I don't really give a shit who's running the server or who's in charge of rules I just expect that when I say my name it can fucking spell it just as easily as you can say nigger nigger nigger why not say koozie cozy koozie, okay you people are fucking funny yeah tomorrow it's going to be fucking plague of fucking bees eat dicks bye
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