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I enjoy watching him rub his surgically repaired eye with shit encrusted fingers.  Maybe this could become the next big thing.

another dumb video where he reads his mail.
I bet a video of him washing his hands would go viral, literally and figuratively.

Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
« on: January 20, 2018, 04:00:09 PM »
Landladies who lie bald faced.
People that donít see the bright side, at least she shaved.

Politics / Re: #ReleaseTheMemo!
« on: January 20, 2018, 03:59:17 PM »
Do you think I should watch every fucking video everyone posts in this forum?
If you donít you are doing BellGab wrong.  Besides, there are no fucking videos.  Posting them will get you banned.

The experiment rubbing it repeatedly with shit encrusted fingers continues...

Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
« on: January 19, 2018, 04:59:16 PM »

That's only your opinion. Maybe the rabid right wing evangelical Christians do, but I doubt most of the electorate find it heroic. No, most will see him as a rapacious womaniser who pays off anyone who might embarrass him later..Note him. He sees no shame in that he cheated on his wife who had just given birth to the son he has no time for.
When did this become another Art Bell thread?

Has his eye shrivelled up and fallen out yet?  I wonder what will give up first, his eye or snaggletooth TM.

How To Use BellGab / Re: Error Message
« on: January 11, 2018, 08:57:16 PM »
I got that message replying in a thread, not creating a new one.  The post was there when I went back to the thread.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« on: January 11, 2018, 08:22:04 PM »
Whatever happened to that Wolfman guy?
I think he was dropped on his head at birth after being entangled in his umbilical cord.

Has anyone ever found one of George's articles?
Questions you know the answers to do not need to be asked.

Archive of Old Threads / Re: Worst come on lines EVER!.. ?
« on: January 10, 2018, 12:27:52 PM »
Oops...that will wash right off.

well, he did mention in his most recent "haul video" he was "going to shower"...
I suspect stepping into his shower would actually increase the filth and detritus covering him.  Getting rained on the other day probably made him the cleanest he has been in years.

That's a good line, I like it.  I might use that in the future sometime if you don't mind...
Help yourself.

The evening was rainy and dark.  Dark like those people in the ER waiting room after the unfortunate event with my knee.  At least those folks had the good sense to move away when I howled in pain.  Here the night just closed in around me.  It was near the end of the month and I just spent the last of my money on props for a haul video.  There was none left for my electricity bill.  Fortunately I had the foresight to buy some mayo so I could try to get ďluckyĒ.

At least it was fairly quiet tonight.  The weather kept the fighting couple below me inside.  I could barely hear the woman yelling at her man.  That guy really needs to show his woman whoís boss.  Iíve got eight slugs in me, one is lead and in my knee, the rest are for uppity dames.  Perhaps I should visit him, maybe give him some written advice on how to handle his woman.

This pleasant thought was interrupted by a knock at the door.  I doubted it was opportunity, that usually gave me a wide berth, like normal folks do winos and grifters.  ďHmmmĒ, I mused.  I know I had paid my pawnshop loans before I went on my Bacchanal to the dollar store.  My knees were singing that ABBA song my close personal friend Art Bell used to play during his show, before he quit.  Hell, he quit his shows more often then I quit SewerGab. 

My reverie was interrupted again by a knock on the door.  I shuffled to it, suppressing screams of pain, hoping it was Abram so I could do a live show on You Tube on his channel.  Somehow my dead whore of a mom contacted You Tube and said I attack people on my shows.  I do not, I only go after those who deserve it.  Anyhow, You Tube listened to my detractors.  Those fuckers banned me.  Instead, my eyes were assaulted by a short squat figure, resplendent in a monochrome muumuu.  It was cut short, just the way I like my stints at work, to reveal well fatted thighs purchased precariously upon massive cankles.  It was Kathy.  I needed this like I needed advice from the folks at SewerGab.  Good thing my seven shooter was loaded.

To be continued...

How are olí SnaggleTooth (TM) and SnagglePuss (TM) doing?

The main component of Senda and Kathy's sex life...

Bring out the Hellmanís and bring out your sex!

It knocked a beanie baby off his shelf? I hope he can rebuild.
I imagine a Three Stooges bit where Curly is in one of those fat reducing machines.  Itís a good thing Kathy wasnít there or the combined vibrations would have caused Falkie apartment to disintegrate.

Random Topics / Re: i despise you all
« on: January 04, 2018, 07:55:52 PM »
Did it put the lotion in the basket?

Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
« on: January 04, 2018, 05:32:23 PM »
I don't know why she doesn't just come out and concede that she doesn't want to do it anymore.
Because air conditioners.


I hope his snaggle tooth didn't get shaken and cut his gum.
Iím going to miss it when it falls out.

Iíll take the the over on 350 lbs.

Random Topics / Re: yorkshire pud now making personal threats against me
« on: January 02, 2018, 06:22:32 PM »
I love it when you let your extra chromosomes do the talking.

Donuts?   All she wanted was to glaze his cruller.

Of course.  How mean of us, to arrive at such conclusions as we ALL did.
Are we going to believe our lying ears and eyes or our lying ears and eyes...wait a minute.

He did say he "would probably miss her" if she died. It will depend on how much loot she has when she keels over.
He should start a new card company,  Sendamark tm.  It would be cheaper than Hallmark and be for people you are indifferent to but want a shot at their stuff when they pass.

You mean, in the sack?  ???
Preferably a tied up burlap one, tossed in a river.

Random Topics / Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.
« on: December 26, 2017, 08:38:13 PM »
Iím in Vegas for a bit and am considering driving around Mount Charleston and setting off some firecrackers.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: December 26, 2017, 08:35:42 PM »
Well, it was on the way to a Rush concert so it doesnít count.

Radio and Podcasts / Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« on: December 26, 2017, 07:04:41 PM »
I seem to remember Miss Nowak was wearing a diaper to expedite a cross country drive.

Archive of Old Threads / Re: This Place is Back ;)
« on: December 26, 2017, 02:28:26 PM »

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