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Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 22, 2018, 09:20:18 AM
Remember when these destructive dishonest ass wipes would get all huffy when they were called out (''are you questioning my patriotism''?).

At least the pretense is gone.

You and your asswipe friends aren't patriots, you're mindless followers of Donald Trump. You're members of a cult.  Your leader and  his followers are wiping their asses with the Constitution.  This Independence Day is a sad day for patriots. It will be restored to a day of celebration when the current assholes infesting Washington are voted out of office and Constitutional government is restored.

This is what real Americans will be doing on Independence Day every year until the Trump regime is swept into the dustbin of history.

*With apologies to Moe Howard, Curly Howard and Larry Fine who were infinitely more intelligent than these three assholes.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 14, 2018, 12:43:00 PM
George said in the live stream last night that he paid about $40 for his.  His is the EU version, so Ol' Gerry assumes that means it's worth more than a run-of-the-mill North American version.

The one currently selling on eBay  was made in Spain as well.  I think Senda should buy it.  Everyone should have two of these worthless pieces of shit priceless works of art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-yG-pLmVPU

Good morning Senda. Tell me again how a useless piece of shit who lives off the taxpayers has excess money to buy worthless shit like this? And you said it may be the only one in the world? Not quite. Here's another one. Quick, grab it before it's gone.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Galaxy-Pops-Alien-Head-Store-Display-with-Light-up-Eyes/352299678794?hash=item5206b27c4a:g:tnAAAOSwS0lZ4ogj

Secrets of Stonehenge revealed.

Nikki Haley: “I will be taking names of countries that disagree with Trump.”



 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 20, 2017, 11:29:00 PM
Good Tucker Carlson tonight! His opening monologue is very good and the reaction of his guests is interesting. The Overton window is moving, shifting back to a more reasonable place. Can you feel it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhgd0_Ja2J8

1) Hillary got 3,000,000 more votes than Demented Don. So much for your premise that Hillary is unpopular.

2) She will never run for another elective office . So why the continuing obsession with Hillary?

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 20, 2017, 01:04:24 PM

That all-knowing piece of shit has got 40 IQ points on you and he’s a heterosexual to boot, so...

Has your family considered putting you in a nursing home?  That way they wouldn't have to worry about you wandering off in the middle of the night.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on December 20, 2017, 12:49:32 PM
Oh, and then I stumbled over this on YouTube.


https://youtu.be/7tiYDuQfFK0

Glad to see the all-knowing piece of shit is at least wearing a shirt in this video.

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 20, 2017, 10:58:19 AM
Best part of the tax cut is when the economy passes 4% growth due to corporate cuts the deficit will drop by more than 50%. This is what happens when you have a pro business pro America administration. You grow yourself out of debt. More prosperity, more jobs, more tax revenues. Remember when Obama and the worthless left said 2% growth was the new norm? Lmao!!! The side of no inspiration, no ideas, and no accomplishment.

It’s going to be a great 7 years of prosperity, security, and growth we haven’t seen since the 80s. And the dumbass lemmings won’t let themselves enjoy a second of it. Lmfao!!!!!!! Life is good. 🍸

If you believe that then you're even more of a simpleton than I thought you were.

Just one more example of why two-thirds of Americans don't approve of Trump and why a huge blue wave is going to rid Washington of the stench of these assholes in 2018 and 2020. 

This is Disney's new Donald Trump for the Hall of Presidents.  Looks like they got it right. Morbidly obese. Confused, dazed look on  his face. Pants hiked up high and belted right beneath his moobs like old geezers do.  The Hall of Presidents is still closed until they figure out what Demented Don is going to say.  Here are a couple of contenders.

"I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it.I did try and fuck her. She was married. And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, "I'll show you where they have some nice furniture." I took her out furnitureâ€"I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."

"I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautifulâ€"I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."

Quote from: Conspiracy Therapist on December 18, 2017, 02:06:06 PM
https://youtu.be/nN1_TatZpIc

Why doesn't this asshole ever wear a shirt? 

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 18, 2017, 11:24:41 AM
Wrong again lemmings. It’s the fact Mueller has uncovered zero evidence of collusion . . .

And just how would you know what Mr. Mueller has and doesn't have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2beIsUNcQ

STFU Senda. The real news media is all over this.  No one needs or wants to hear you "reporting" from your hovel. 

People are dead and injured.  Stop playing newsman and show some respect.  Asshole.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 18, 2017, 08:55:05 AM

Isn't this the same guy who spent twelve years covering up 9/11? Fuck him and fuck you too.

U.S. government operatives did not bring down the Twin Towers. We know who did it, how they did it, and the man who orchestrated it all (Osama Bin Laden) was hunted down and killed at his hideout in Pakistan.

All this nonsensical conspiracy crap, the dumbing down of America, is the legacy of Art Bell, George Noory, Alex Jones and assorted other assholes who make their living warping the mind of gullible morons like you.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on December 17, 2017, 07:08:47 PM
Oooh yes, he's sooo respected, sooo ethical and sooo above reproach.  And a war hero.  Everything he does must be clean a a whistle because everyone in the swamp just thinks the world of him.  This should put an end to that fairy tale

Mueller is widely respected. Trump's history of unethical, sleazy behavior is documented and well-known, except by the likes of Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro and the other propagandists at Trump's official state "news" agency.

Perhaps it's time for you to do what you do best.  Spend some time with Falkie2013 at his apartment and draw some George Noory stick figures for him.  Maybe he'll sell them at a woo woo con and split the proceeds with you.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 16, 2017, 10:19:05 PM

I know a place where there's a school for the mentally challenged.

Of course you do. I also heard you're very well-behaved on the bus.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 16, 2017, 05:06:47 PM

Child molester?! Please! Creeps come in all stripes and colors but mostly from the Democratic party. You guys are finished! Maybe, if your start now to reform your evil ways you guys might make it back into the white house by next century. Good luck!

You're going to be crying in your Kook Aid when a Democrat is sworn in as President in January 2021. The 60 + percent of Americans who detest Trump aren't going to put up with this shit much longer.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 03:06:09 AM
I'd usually do it about 6 times just before I went to sleep.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 03:06:09 AM
I can still orgasm 2-3 times in the evening on a good day . . .

Why are you telling us this?

Quote from: Conspiracy Therapist on December 16, 2017, 03:02:31 PM
https://youtu.be/nqLXh9V3ivI


Heh, heh.

You're too fucking stupid to realize Putin views Trump as a useful stooge to help him bring your country to its knees. What a bunch of assholes.

This article should be of interest to the paedophiles of the President Donald J. Trump thread . . .

Catholic Archbishop: ‘I’d Rather Go to Prison Than Report Child Abuse to Police

https://www.theindigenousamericans.com/2017/08/28/catholic-archbishop-id-rather-go-prison-report-child-abuse-polic

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 01:56:12 PM
Children develop into young adults at different ages. That is science fact.

You're trying to conflate physical development with age of consent. Keep tightening that noose, Einstein.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 01:56:12 PM
18 is not a magical age where all of a sudden you are an adult.

Tell that to a judge.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 01:42:55 PM
Some girls go through puberty at 12.  Some at 13 or 14.  Depends on the girl.

3OctaveFart was right when he said you clowns eventually hang yourselves with your own words. You just tightened that noose around your neck a little tighter.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 01:19:53 PM
blah.....blah.....blah....Trump.......blah....blah.....blah.......Flynn.......blah....blah...blah......Mueller........blahh.....blahhh...blahhh......investigation
Boringgg!!! Granted Trump can be an oaf but this investigation is a pure waste of taxpayer money.

The total cost of this investigation won't amount to 0.000000000000001% of the $1.5 trillion the Republicans are about to add to the U.S. deficit.  It won't come close to the cost of Trump's never-ending golf weekends or the cost of flying his sorry demented ass to one Trumpanzee rally after another.

Go back to your paedophile fantasies. Speaking of which, I think we're all relieved to know a 50 year-old man thinks 11 year-olds are too young and that you wouldn't date a 13 year-old.