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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 16, 2017, 01:51:18 AM

I get that faggots like you see me as some sort of larger than life personality that's somehow responsible for all the recent changes in the world over the last couple years. It's flattering...really but I'm just a man.  :)


Now watch yourself! You're on thin ice. If you fail to entertain me I may put you on ignore.  ;)
So Dr.MD you do have another talent. You are a totally friable pussy.
I knew it.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 142 or 136 on December 16, 2017, 01:59:14 AM
So Dr.MD you do have another talent. You are a totally friable pussy.
I knew it.




Quote from: Lord Grantham on December 15, 2017, 07:35:30 AM
Hate to break it to you, but your teachers were creepers.


LOL.  Probably but they really didn't keep an eye on us much.  They were aware but not obvious about it.  They were mostly just doing their own thing in the front of the bus.  It was 1980, a very carefree time in our history when casual sex was at its peak.  Not saying it is right but I took advantage of it at the time.  Those hormones y'know.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 02:18:15 AM

LOL.  Probably but they really didn't keep an eye on us much.  They were aware but not obvious about it.  They were mostly just doing their own thing in the front of the bus.  It was 1980, a very carefree time in our history when casual sex was at its peak.  Not saying it is right but I took advantage of it at the time.  Those hormones y'know.

https://youtu.be/uLS_HARAYZQ

More than two fingers and she was a "slut!"

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 02:18:15 AM

LOL.  Probably but they really didn't keep an eye on us much.  They were aware but not obvious about it.  They were mostly just doing their own thing in the front of the bus.  It was 1980, a very carefree time in our history when casual sex was at its peak.  Not saying it is right but I took advantage of it at the time.  Those hormones y'know.


Dude, do you ever get the feeling that maybe we were the last generation to have a real childhood?

Swishypants

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 16, 2017, 02:20:30 AM

Dude, do you ever get the feeling that maybe we were the last generation to have a real childhood?

We kicked you out of our generation. You never got any fingerbang action. NERD!

Lt.Uhura

...Policy analysts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta were told of the list of forbidden words at a meeting Thursday with senior CDC officials who oversee the budget, according to an analyst who took part in the 90-minute briefing. The forbidden words are “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.”
In some instances, the analysts were given alternative phrases. Instead of “science-based” or ­“evidence-based,” the suggested phrase is “CDC bases its recommendations on science in consideration with community standards and wishes”...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/cdc-gets-list-of-forbidden-words-fetus-transgender-diversity/2017/12/15/f503837a-e1cf-11e7-89e8-edec16379010_story.html?


...Its vocabulary was so constructed as to give exact and often very subtle expression to every meaning that a Party member could properly wish to express, while excluding all other meaning and also the possibility of arriving at them by indirect methods. This was done partly by the invention of new words, but chiefly by eliminating undesirable words and stripping such words as remained of unorthodox meanings, and so far as possible of all secondary meaning whatever."


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Swishypants

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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! A ZULU!

142 or 136

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 16, 2017, 02:20:30 AM

Dude, do you ever get the feeling that maybe we were the last generation to have a real childhood?
Hey Ritchie, stop whining again. [/size]

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 142 or 136 on December 16, 2017, 02:24:49 AM
Hey Ritchie, stop whining again. [/size]


I just kinda feel bad for fags like you sometimes...in between thinking it might be better if your kind (liberal zombies) was purged from the Earth.  :)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 16, 2017, 02:20:30 AM

Dude, do you ever get the feeling that maybe we were the last generation to have a real childhood?


Sure seems like it!  I'm sure as hell glad we didn't have cellphones as kids.  Kids today don't know what they are missing.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 02:32:10 AM

Sure seems like it!  I'm sure as hell glad we didn't have cellphones as kids.  Kids today don't know what they are missing.

Like rained on Playboys under an old piece of board in "the woods?" Now they have pornhub mobile!

Swishypants

We should make an updated version of "The Gods Must Be Crazy" with Uhura trying to use the interwebs. *Whir-pop-click-UNGA! BOONGA! DING-DONG! "You've got mail!"*

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 02:33:23 AM
Like rained on Playboys under an old piece of board in "the woods?" Now they have pornhub mobile!


You are obviously missing the point.  Sure, the boys are probably on pornhub while the girls are on snapchat or instagram.  Both are missing out on life.  Besides,  I never bought Playboys.  I bought Penthouse and an occasional Hustler.  The latter made me sick half of the time with gory photos of Flynt's surgeries and politicians killing themselves.  Leave that crap out of porn, Larry.  I kept them under my bed not in the woods. lol.

Swishypants

I see the young kids now behaving a lot more responsibly than we ever did. They've got good Gen-X parents and are the most conservative generation ever polled. They're bright, kind, but also have a maturity and bravery we didn't. The future looks bright. Don't confuse the Millennial kids that are now in their 20's and 30's with these Gen Z kids. The Gen Z kids fucking HATE the Millennial with a passion! The kids are alright. The media just never acknowledges them because their consumer research knows they'll never be consumers for them.

Swishypants

And no, they don't ride dirt-bikes from sun-up until sun-down, but they have a sense of brotherhood that for us was just one big WWF "Von Eric" smackdown fest. I never bought mags. Some other kid always stole them from his uncle, or the lake cabin.  :D

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 02:51:28 AM
I see the young kids now behaving a lot more responsibly than we ever did. They've got good Gen-X parents and are the most conservative generation ever polled. They're bright, kind, but also have a maturity and bravery we didn't. The future looks bright. Don't confuse the Millennial kids that are now in their 20's and 30's with these Gen Z kids. The Gen Z kids fucking HATE the Millennial with a passion! The kids are alright. The media just never acknowledges them because their consumer research knows they'll never be consumers for them.


I hope you're right.  Thanks for the dose of optimism. :D

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 02:54:48 AM

I hope you're right.  Thanks for the dose of optimism. :D

I'm a cynic, and even I am doing hand-stands over what I see in this generation that is in school right now. The oldest of them will be entering college next year.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 02:53:50 AM
And no, they don't ride dirt-bikes from sun-up until sun-down, but they have a sense of brotherhood that for us was just one big WWF "Von Eric" smackdown fest. I never bought mags. Some other kid always stole them from his uncle, or the lake cabin.  :D


I wouldn't touch other boys used mags what with the cumstains and all.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 02:57:12 AM

I wouldn't touch other boys used mags what with the cumstains and all.

Nope! It went like this: "Lets go out to the woods to the secret hide-out and look at the new playboy/penthouse/hustler/whatever!" About 15 minutes later: "I gotta go home. My dad said I have to mow the yard." :)

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 02:58:40 AM
Nope! It went like this: "Lets go out to the woods to the secret hide-out and look at the new playboy/penthouse/hustler/whatever!" About 15 minutes later: "I gotta go home. My dad said I have to mow the yard." :)


I pretty much kept to myself when I felt the urge. :D   My friends had their own stash and I had mine.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 03:01:47 AM

I pretty much kept to myself when I felt the urge. :D

In summer time, that was every 20 minutes. Demarcated only by 2/3rds of a Beverly Hillbillies re-run.

Quote from: Swishypants on December 16, 2017, 03:03:51 AM
In summer time, that was every 20 minutes. Demarcated only by 2/3rds of a Beverly Hillbillies re-run.


True that.  I'd usually do it about 6 times just before I went to sleep.  Those were the days.....  I can still orgasm 2-3 times in the evening on a good day but it is not what it used to be.

Swishypants

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 03:06:09 AM

True that.  I'd usually do it about 6 times just before I went to sleep.  Those were the days.....

When I used to go into a high pressure situation like a contract negotiation, I'd always think to myself: "I'm going to have to shake this motherfuckers hand, and he was probably jerkin' it an hour ago. Piece of shit!" It would make me mad enough to never be intimidated or worry about the money that was on the line. LOL! :)

142 or 136

Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 16, 2017, 03:06:09 AM

True that.  I'd usually do it about 6 times just before I went to sleep.  Those were the days.....
So that's why now you started collecting horse porn and listening to stories your dad told you how he had sex with his farm animals.....


Quote from: 142 or 136 on December 16, 2017, 03:13:08 AM
So that's why now you started collecting horse porn and listening to stories your dad told you how he had sex with his farm animals.....


Aw, look what the cat dragged in.  The One.  Get a life, loser.

Swishypants

Quote from: 142 or 136 on December 16, 2017, 03:13:08 AM
So that's why now you started collecting horse porn and listening to stories your dad told you how he had sex with his farm animals.....

Blue on Blue. 21st is alright.


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