If you could talk to Noory on the phone for 20 minutes, what would you ask?

Usagi · April 23, 2011, 03:54:03 PM

Self-explanatory.

ourobouros2k2 · April 23, 2011, 04:13:00 PM

what portals do the angels use to transport the abiotic oil to him so that he can keep that 'stache and hair so black...

GuerrillaUnReal · April 23, 2011, 04:22:11 PM

How's your hammer hanging Art? Would be my first question and then of course it would go naturally from there.

MV/Liberace! · April 24, 2011, 12:15:01 AM

How did u get my phone number?

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GuerrillaUnReal · April 24, 2011, 12:42:06 AM

For some reason, I think it would be hilarious to call George "Art" repeatedly in a conversation with him...

Oh and of course...

For 20 straight minutes.

NefariousBanana · April 24, 2011, 02:57:31 PM

Ask him if he was considering retiring anytime soon. Just to get the thought into his head.

George Drooly · April 26, 2011, 03:49:21 AM

Which is higher, your "Sleep Number" or your IQ?

aldousburbank · April 27, 2011, 11:44:44 AM

How many angels can fit in a portal in the forest if nobody is there to hear?

jinwicked · April 28, 2011, 10:08:46 PM

I think if I actually had the opportunity to speak with George Noory, I would froth at the mouth and then lose the ability to form coherent sentences.