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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

I'm gonna bail.  G'night all.

dsz

Quote from: Sean92008 on May 20, 2018, 09:34:54 PM
Too generous.

How many wits have you tabulated? Are you a Heather Wade IQ test or something?

Bart Ell

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 20, 2018, 09:34:43 PM
remember when Art posted that he had a thick skin then had total meltdowns, and grew massive tiddies? LMFAO!

He meant foreskin.

El Chorro

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 20, 2018, 09:35:33 PM
Vince Neil and Matthew Broderick?

Haha, no. Keep guessing ;)

Asuka Langley

Quote from: chefist on May 20, 2018, 07:54:01 PM
I remember after Art, Heather and the Gang of 4 left...so many users were proclaiming, "BellGab is dying", "All of the funny and intelligent people have left", "It just isn't the same anymore."...

Well, I for one am glad of that...MV made the decision to clean house and focus on all of the users in the forum, not just a clique of egocentric, poopy pants and their temper tantrums regarding  Falkie free speech and open GabCast hosting.

We've had a blast these past 2.5 years since that, and we haven't looked back...

I don't remember the Gang of whores but i am glad MV gassed them with Zyklon B because the sounded like a bunch of fucking faggots.

PRAISE ZYKLON B!

chefist

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on May 20, 2018, 09:37:15 PM
I don't remember the Gang of whores but i am glad MV gassed them with Zyklon B because the sounded like a bunch of fucking faggots.


It was tedious to say the least.


Quote from: Bart Ell on May 20, 2018, 09:36:28 PM
He meant foreskin.
I read that being circumcised makes your wang smaller.

dsz

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 20, 2018, 09:34:43 PM
remember when Art posted that he had a thick skin then had total meltdowns, and grew massive tiddies? LMFAO!

JBW was discussing last week how soy is to blame for creating so many homosexuals. If Heather is really a man I think that unequivocally verifies his point.

#SoyBoy
#GayEpidemic
#SoyTurnedArtQueer


Quote from: dsz on May 20, 2018, 09:39:41 PM
JBW was discussing last week how soy is to blame for creating so many homosexuals. If Heather is really a man I think that unequivocally verifies his point.

#SoyBoy
#GayEpidemic
#SoyTurnedArtQueer

she should be investigated.

PaulK

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 20, 2018, 09:34:43 PM
remember when Art posted on here that he had a thick skin, had total meltdowns, and grew massive tiddies? LMFAO!

you have to have thick skin to turn your back for your whole life on your own firstborn and second born.

dsz

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on May 20, 2018, 09:39:28 PM
I read that being circumcised makes your wang smaller.

Let's ask MdMd.
Where did he go? I just realized he was missing! Welfare check!

chefist

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on May 20, 2018, 09:39:28 PM
I read that being circumcised makes your wang smaller.

Negative...just less cushion for the pushin'...

Bart Ell

Quote from: PaulK on May 20, 2018, 09:41:29 PM
you have to have thick skin to turn your back for your whole life on your own firstborn and second born.

Coast To Coast and Dark Matter?

Mr Apnea

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on May 20, 2018, 09:34:55 PM
Here in Japan Child porn is legal to buy and own, just not legal to make.

Loop holes glore


K_Dubb

Quote from: chefist on May 20, 2018, 09:30:58 PM
That's BellGab...imagine eviscerating jokes you'd get from your best friend...only they could get away with it...well, that's what you sign up for here...

Here's what I've been joked about:

1. Failed marriage
2. Abandoned my daughter
3. Failed business
4. Peed in a bucket on air
5. Did not graduate from any secondary school

I'm sure there is more...but, you get the idea... ;D

Still the single most epic thing anyone has ever done on here.

timebandit

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 20, 2018, 09:35:33 PM
Vince Neil and Matthew Broderick?
Caitlyn and ted kennedy?

chefist

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on May 20, 2018, 09:34:55 PM
Here in Japan Child porn is legal to buy and own, just not legal to make.




sydtron

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 20, 2018, 08:50:17 PM
Maybe you are bad MV
Hell NO!  Even I would know how to put together and run a competent radio asylum. Lol. I'm just a board op. Mower of lawns and Lab tech. Its all right here in this pamphlet, "Boring Middle Aged White Male with 4 Jobs."

dsz

Quote from: Mr Apnea on May 20, 2018, 09:43:03 PM


Loop holes glore

Nope, not galore. Sounds like there are actually too few nooses if that's the case. I can see a twenty year old with a sixteen year old or something like that, but...

And of course this craphole turns so draconian we can't even have Craigslist personals anymore.

Sean92008

Quote from: HumanBeing on May 20, 2018, 09:10:48 PM
Are you a personal friend of Vincent?
You may have to ask that again...

There's a few recent accounts that are rather well versed but most are pro-Heather,  This one's an outlier...



dsz

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on May 20, 2018, 09:46:41 PM
Real Mature

There are still hard feelings about that I take it?

PChirp

Quote from: chefist on May 20, 2018, 09:30:58 PM
That's BellGab...imagine eviscerating jokes you'd get from your best friend...only they could get away with it...well, that's what you sign up for here...

Here's what I've been joked about:

1. Failed marriage
2. Abandoned my daughter
3. Failed business
4. Peed in a bucket on air
5. Did not graduate from any secondary school

I'm sure there is more...but, you get the idea... ;D

I must have missed this milestone...was it on an episode of Martinez Tonightâ,,¢???  :(

Rix Gins

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on May 20, 2018, 09:34:55 PM
Here in Japan Child porn is legal to buy and own, just not legal to make.

No country is perfect.  I still love Japan.

K_Dubb

Quote from: PurpleChirple on May 20, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
I must have missed this milestone...was it on an episode of Martinez Tonightâ,,¢???  :(

Before it was called that, I think, but the topic was the same.

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