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#1021
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
August 11, 2015, 12:43:21 PM
Quote from: norland2424 on August 11, 2015, 10:54:06 AM
Some one needed to throw him a blanket party when he was growin up :-\
"I must be the exception to the rule about positve comments on this school. I had a cadet officer who bullied cadets mercilessly and was even physically abusing them by beating them with his fists and the like. I complained to school officials who did nothing and my parents came and raised hell about it and removed me from the school. It was a minor scandal at the time and changes were made and the cadet officer was disclipined. He had been bullying and beating other cadets as well. This would have been in the late 1950's or very early 1960's. I subsequently attended Leonard Hall Military Academy in Leonardtown Md. Enjoyed it but my parents had to take me out after the first year as their finances took a reversal due to my Father's health issues. He was in the Army for 30 years and later told me he would not have tolerated such behavior by any NCO when he was a Master Sgt.I didn't fantasize about running away, I fantasized about demolishing the place to the ground. One of the worst experiences of my life."
#1022
"There are many remote viewers in the land and for years I did interview one who predicted, oh, extremely catastrophic things, uhmm that have not yet thankfully occured and he also promised that he was going to find gold, this is what really irritates me, find gold and bring it to me. The gold never showed, the catastrophes never happened. I know you're in a completely different category uh Joe, so I just wanted to say that" - Art Bell MITD 20150810
#1023
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
August 08, 2015, 04:45:52 PM
Go to restaurant, eat 3/4 of the meal, complain loudly and hope the manager/owner gives you a free meal. rinse repeat. Nice little con except for the amount of bodily fluids the cook will put in your meal after "fixing" it

and why has nobody found the homewrecker's marriedflirts profile(let's just say unemployed, small-breasted women of colour need not apply, " I am going to the gym and will not look like I do now") or the Google cache of the redbook STD posts? shoddy
#1024
"I once was using a shop vac to clean up the debris left from a couch we had to break up because it had mice nesting in it. One of our kittens got scared and decided to jump on top of the couch and got in the way of the air projected by the shop vac. I had it on blow to blow the dust into a pile. It was suddenly like the kitten was flying. She was trying to run and was moving all four legs and not getting anywhere suspended about 3 feet off the ground. My gf went over and rescued and cuddled her. It was sort of like she was flying but very badly. Poor kitten.


I don't think Snoory would use a shop vac as a masturbatory tool. I think he uses a mirror and rebroacasts of his own shows, particularly last night's on bugs and survival." -March 20, 2013
#1026
#1028
Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 05, 2013, 05:34:00 PM

I just showed my gf a picture of Snoorge. She said :


" G*d, he's ugly ! "


Her first comment was that he looked so cheezy !  She also said he looks like one of those guys whom a hooker would service and hate every minute of it !


She also said he looks pissed off and that he looks like he got hit in the face with a 2 x 4. She really doesn't like the way he looks !


ROFL !


She'd never seen a picture of him before.




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#1029
Has anybody ever seen a forum with 85 sub-forums? Or is that the work of the hackers?
#1030
Hoagland on his own is a cluster-f waiting to happen. he really needs somebody (like Art)to rein him in and keep him focused.

"We've got 30 seconds for callers"
#1031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMR8g9gJp4s&list=PLjoyiO7AX_E3Jly39kAhw7pmYCSxlkEu8

the fun starts at about 1h41mthe subtext: Noory is throwing Hoagland a bone by putting him on so soon again and for 2 days to boot. presumably this is part of a charm offensive towards guests so if things turn ugly, they'll pick C2C over MITD

except Hoagland got cutesy and tried to "pull a Noory" by negotiating appearances on air(see the LMH thread) but Noory wasn't having it.

#1032
Quote from: Dateline on June 27, 2015, 09:52:21 PM
Norry's new show pilot is entitled "We Are Not Going To Take It" with George Norry.
#1034
she's 73

the tape recorder/monotone/edited answers ain't going nowhere
#1035
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 25, 2015, 12:44:02 PM

Ahh, I can see how that might confuse; Richard Hoagland introduced as 'Science Advisor' when he has no science credentials whatsoever.


The Angstrom medal is right up there with the coveted Silver Sow award or the Outstanding achievement award in the field of excellence

The fact that there's only been one medal given since 1993 makes it even more special and sciencey
#1036
fear porn sells
Art was the Hugh Hefner of fear porn with the occasional Y2k boob or solar killshot bush shot
Alex Jones is the Larry Flynt of fear porn with wall to wall  chicken little sky is falling wide-open shots
#1037
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Annoyed Art!
June 19, 2015, 11:16:46 AM
Art's spanking of Kal Korff and the banishment of Kreskin the discount magician come to mind
#1039
Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 12, 2015, 01:25:45 PM
Oh, bullshit. I could build a pc or tear down a Mac and have it working again.
Could you?
Well then do a series of "Upgrade your PC" videos . This guy did a 5 minute video on how to add a second hard drive to your pc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-eXqrA5Hfk
over 160000 views


#1040
Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 11, 2015, 04:06:40 PM
Hey Big Guy, did anyone step up and float you loan?
If not, how much do you need and what are the repayment terms?
he knows a Nigerian prince named "Timothy Emero"
#1041
Quote from: paladin1991 on June 11, 2015, 09:37:02 AM

https://youtu.be/1b26BD5KjH0
Sell Betty Boop. Sell the Prius. Sell the Ipad. Find someone else. Forget it. I'm never coming back. Forget it.
#1042
Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 09, 2015, 05:11:57 PM
I had a housing inspection in May. They told me they object to the fans blocking my bedroom window as the window is supposed to be clear for emergency access

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 09, 2015, 10:52:39 PM
Now my fans will have to wait.
Idiotic housing manager now says my books are a fire hazzard.

It looks like they're laying the foundations for eviction. Did they take pictures during the original inspection? If so, they might show before and after pics to whatever housing authority you have out there and say you were given fair warning but did nothing.  The owners of the building  are probably itching to sell the land or redevelop and sell to yuppies and hipsters

Have a yard sale, sell them to a used bookstore or (last resort) pitch everything out and start a new collection on bittorent. Hoagland books aren't worth getting evicted for
#1043
Quote from: PathoJen on June 06, 2015, 08:59:40 PM
Has Falkie ever calling Art Bell on the air, not counting Gabcast?
Is this Falkie?
#1044
Quote from: henge0stone on June 06, 2015, 10:28:13 AM
If Art has Dames on his new show (hope he doesn't) someone should queue up old shows where Ed made predictions and have them ready when they call in. That would be fabulous for Ed to try and deny what he said and for people to play his voice saying it.

Well here's a start. Also see reply 341 for his failed Philip Taylor Kramer prediction.  I'm sure there's dozens more that would get you cut off faster than you can say "dump button"
#1045
What's next, the Lisa Lyon Fleshlight?
#1046
Radio and Podcasts / Re: New SW Radio Help
June 02, 2015, 09:21:20 AM
I'm one of the few people that PREFER to listen to Art with less than perfect audio quality so I'm kinda looking forward to the sw broadcasts. I hope it lasts longer than the 6 week trial period that C Crane's paying for
#1047
Radio and Podcasts / Re: New SW Radio Help
June 01, 2015, 11:46:41 AM
from my experience shortwave schedules aren't very reliable. Some of the stations take weeks or months to update their own websites. Since Art announced he'd be on 5085 I've been monitoring that frequency at night and the only time  I've heard anything is the weekend oldies show(around 11pm EDT). It comes in very clear with a strong signal using only a 2' whip antenna with a 20' wire clipped to it.

I would wait until Art's show starts up and you know for sure it's your antenna before buying stuff you might not need
#1048
Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 31, 2015, 11:04:03 AM
Falkie-
She looks able-bodied. She has a vehicle.
You don't. You have COPD. That's serious stuff.
Why keep doing the same thing if it isn't working?
Ten hours a week. That will give her at least $500 a month. She will practically be flush with cash.

All she has to do is start charging for all her unpaid chauffeur/cleaning/laundry jobs
#1049
well here it is straight out of the lil' dutch boy's mouth. The female voice is Philip Taylor Kramer's sister.

The way he exploits this poor woman's grief while simultaneously pissing on his grave(by insinuating he was doing things that might be "embarassing to the family") is particularly disgusting

#1050
why does every video title have three exclamation marks
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