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#811
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 14, 2016, 04:07:53 PM
Falkieleaks: the Audiobook(as read by Patrick Stewart)
would make a shitload of money
#812
Looks like Hoagland and MITD have the same number of affiliates: 1. What would a Somalian radio station set you back these days?

#813
The shortwave station was paid by money mark Bob Crane to carry the show so they weren't really a proper affiliate. I noticed she started doing some infomercial-esque endorsements of C Crane products last week

#814
was KCAA the last affiliate? is the show now internet-only?
#815
a soundclip is worth 1000 words. I added a cheesy 70s porno soundtrack to make it funnier
#816
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 01, 2016, 01:07:03 PM
I think I prefer the Falkie-doppelganger
#817
Is it a bad sign if even the guest loses interest in the show?
#818
What's the point of the expensive bumper music? Are the "producers" still working for free?
#819
South of the Sahara, you're on the air
#820
Open mouth insert foot
"I apologize gha-ga-ga"
#821
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
August 25, 2016, 08:26:24 AM
Quote from: Tinfoil_Helm on August 24, 2016, 09:07:36 PM
Hey Art, if you ever read this: get Heather the fuck off the air.  It's a disgrace to every brosdcaster ever.
Bob Crane is in Thailand as we speak, working on the "CC Wade-be-gone" You can listen to MITD and all you'll hear are the guests
#822
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
August 24, 2016, 01:48:14 PM
QuoteThe cab jumped the curb, destroyed a news kiosk, a pole and the shoe shine stand that two bootblacks ( not a racist term, old school name for someone who shines shoes ) were on. They went flying.
is Falkie from colonial times?
#823
Quote from: Juan Cena on August 22, 2016, 11:38:11 PM
Sucks Martin was fired. He emailed me after I suggested Max Tegmark as a guest, saying he would try to get him on.
why don't you produce the show? If you're going to be listening to this from midnight to 4am, you might as well get paid for it
#824
QuoteFalkie Bathroom Troubles - 2016-08-16 - Rectal Bleeding & Soft Stool.mp3 (236.73 kB - downloaded 82 times.)

I can't help but think Falkie's bowels have more interest than this show
#825
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Saw Art yesterday
August 23, 2016, 09:15:52 AM
Saw Art at my local Tim Hortons yesterday. He did a dump-and-dash then tore off in a pink PT Cruiser with giant Hello Kitty stickers all over it.  Delores(who was on toilet cleanup) said he left a massive bowl winder. "Fucker coulda at least bought a coffee" she exclaimed loudly. The old retired farmers nodded in agreement
#826
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
August 21, 2016, 12:34:41 PM
tainted baby milk=zika
#827
911 callers: Too depressing
guy calls about bus full of dead kids: TELL ME MORE! Gha-ga-ga! Right?





#828
Robert AM Stephens
#829
Jorch gave me a good laugh when he shat all over that Bonnie in Pahrump/Lady Di caller. If only more hosts would do that
#831
Wolfman sounded drunk and kinda rapey. At least she threatened not to answer his calls ever again
#832
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
August 17, 2016, 11:33:15 AM
did the vampire have a shitty phone or was he just a douchebag?

If Clyde mentions a video he almost always puts it in the show notes page
#833
yes about that time. not sure of the exact date
#834
Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on August 15, 2016, 11:15:25 PM
Satanic symbols among the Mormons. The listeners on WTWW shortwave have to be eating this all up.
MITD hasn't been on WTWW in weeks. I'm guessing Bob Crane paid for a year(cheaper that way) but wasn't selling enough shitty radios to re-up
#835
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quotes
August 16, 2016, 08:13:49 AM
It makes sense  when you hear it spoken with a Marlboro accent
#836
what are his ratings like?
#837
How many people were approached to do MITD when Art quit? It was a decent sized  internet show with at least a dozen(and growing) affiliates yet the silence was deafening.  It SEEMS like an easy job but doing a 4h show in the middle of the night 5 or 6 days a week with hardly any vacation is a grind(as Heather Wade, RCH and Amy Martin found out)

I think Noory dumbs down the show because that's what he thinks his audience is: dumb. Old people, NEETs and the pothead Ancient Aliens crowd. 

I doubt they're overpaying him. Radio is notorious for screwing the talent. 1/2mil isn't a lot for a nationally syndicated show. That's the equivalent of 2 or 3 single market morning drive dick joke shock jocks.
#838
Your average television network talking head prompter reader makes about $20 million/yr. Glen Beck is worth $150 million. $500000 is peanuts.

C2C is popular despite Noory's skills. The pirated youtube shows average 15000 views. The Paulides show from July has nearly 80000.
#839
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell Quotes
August 12, 2016, 11:23:19 AM
"While some guys are out learning to be soldiers, the gals are staying home learning to manipulate"
#840
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
August 11, 2016, 04:42:16 PM
Complaining about a meal to get a freebie is asking to get a plateful of bodily fluids
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