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#151
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
June 08, 2019, 04:37:10 PM
Quote from: whoozit on June 08, 2019, 11:59:23 AM
Sixteen not starting a YouTube channel.  >:(
Why does she hate money so much?
#152
Quote from: Sixteen on June 08, 2019, 09:23:29 AM
You are kidding.  He drew attention to Barry's medical condition again?  Or, are you referring to earlier in the week?  I don't have Insiders right now.
It was Barry that brought up the missing teeth
#153
Segment on famous people with food themed names
"Anthony Wiener. Named after hot dogs...I think" Well I laughed even if the dick pic joke wasn't intentional
#154
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Sixteen YouTube Star
June 08, 2019, 08:48:11 AM
#155
George thought a parrot was consciously ordering stuff from Alexa. He's getting more Pilkington-esque every day ;D
#156
Quote from: DynamoHum on June 06, 2019, 08:22:53 AM
We all know she’s continually been full of shit.
Yet Karen Jackson got a free pass?
#157
Quote from: ItsOver on June 04, 2019, 07:04:33 AM
Ha!  Yes, I can only imagine.  Jorch at a "sold-out" birthday party, where he's enjoying birthday cake and red wine, surrounded by adoring cat ladies, drinking water.  Elvis, eat your heart out.
Not a dry seat in the house
#158
Random Topics / Re: Does Damon have brain damage?
June 01, 2019, 12:31:33 PM
Is there any proof these charities are getting anything?
#159
The guest starts crying over his horrific childhood and Captain Oblivious thinks he's choking
#160
Hog did you ever make it to any of the London Air shows back in the 80's? They were incredible
#161
Quote from: AZZERAE on May 28, 2019, 02:30:36 AM
I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

#162
Psychic reading shows are the worst. Hucksters preying on the desperate and gullible
#163
Technology / Re: Windows 10
May 26, 2019, 09:14:16 PM
Quote from: 14 on May 26, 2019, 12:30:14 AM
I wasn't talking about on the freeway.  People can see my age at 25mph.

One time some people I gave a ride to would not get out of my car after  long day, when they were getting rude and I asked them to get out.  I had to make the police do it.  You never know.
Hypothetical situation 14. You're broke down on the side of the road...car's completely dead, no cellphone. Cars keep zooming by but none stop. It's getting dark and you're starting to worry. Suddenly you see a convertible pull onto the shoulder with "Lady in red" blaring out the car radio. "HOW ARE YEEEWWW!" It's none other than George Noory and his portly sidekick Tommy Damphenhauser on their way to another C2C invasion. "Need a ride, or a complimentary glass of water?"

What would you do?
#164
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
May 26, 2019, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: 14 on May 26, 2019, 01:28:46 AM
Videos that time out in the middle regardless of what browser i use.
Download > streaming
#165
Has George finally grown sick of Cornelius? After months(years?) of encouraging listeners to sign his petition for a pardon, George asked him why he was sent to prison in the first place. Instead of answering directly he gave some long convoluted story. George seemed a bit annoyed and actually pressed for a straight answer at which point he admitted to threatening to kill a prison warden. He claimed he was innocent but "gave up" because he was being threatened. At which point Noory said he and Tommy would have to investigate further before he could endorse a pardon
#166
Did I hear frequent caller Tom/Joe in the Bronx suggest chemtrails are being used on Australia to make the desert less inhabitable to snakes, resulting in an increase in land value?
#167
Random Topics / Re: Music
May 22, 2019, 03:42:11 PM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 19, 2019, 11:44:28 AM
I've never heard anyone here say Diana like that. Sounds like something they might say over there on the East coast.
On Doc Martin, the (Cornish?) locals pronounce the character's name Louisa as "Louis-er"
#168
If only they made t-shirts with the same colorful patterns as casino carpets/bus seats
#169
Radio and Podcasts / Re: TheErinnF YouTube Star
May 19, 2019, 01:31:41 PM
Can anybody give a basic gestalt of what happened? Were dick pix involved?
#170
Technology / Re: Windows 10
May 18, 2019, 03:56:29 PM
Quote from: 14 on May 18, 2019, 12:31:21 PM
I like Firefox, but not sure if it has an online word processing program/storage.
Have you tried OpenOffice Portable? Put it on a thumb drive so you can use it on other computers.
To block/disable cookies(They're still on you're computer, but to the websites you visit you're a blank slate) I use a Firefox extension called QuickJava. You can toggle cookies, Javascript, flash, GIF animations,  images on and off with one click rather than digging through menus. Unfortunately it only works on FF version 57 or less
#171
Quote from: Morgus on May 16, 2019, 09:23:24 PM
Clyde Lewis is broadcasting his show live tonight from a UFOFest in Oregon.
Noory didn't bother to go to that one? But I see George Knapp, Bob Lazar, and Peter Davenport are guests listed...

https://ufofest.com/
Noorynomics 101: George gets a bigger piece of the pie with the Dannheiser Wagner invasions than the woo-woo shows where he's just another jabronie

"F*!k tha G ride, I want the machines that are makin' em." - George S. Noory
#172
Quote from: albrecht on May 15, 2019, 07:39:06 PM
By the way is it true that, generally, at least for sweet corn, there is only one ear on a stalk?
Generally yes, 1 ear per plant is optimal. Sometimes you'll get 1 medium sized ear and a stunted second ear(usually with no seed) and rarely a mutant plant with 2 decent sized ears(more common in heavy fertilized commercial or "feed corn") but the seed quality is pretty poor
#173
Making an unscheduled landing in my corn field
#174
Quote from: albrecht on May 14, 2019, 04:52:26 PM
Last night Clyde got snippy with a frequent caller who, as always, wanted to get into his atheist arguments and Clyde said something like (araphrased) "I'm not George Norry and I want to have a conversation and I will reply to you. But I'm not just going to let you say your same talking-points and rants.  The subject tonight is not..."
That was C2C lolcow Walt in PA. He even made sure he dropped Noory's name twice like we're supposed to be impressed. Did you notice Clyde made a little dig at Noory, asking him if he responded "uh-huh,uh-huh"? I don't think he'd be doing that if he was still with Premiere

The guy derailed the off-the-grid guy's interview(last night's C2C) with his life story and shoe-horning in an irrelevant story about how John Wayne was an atheist..and of course George just let him ramble on and on
#175
Quote from: 14 on May 14, 2019, 10:32:14 PM
How much bitterness we should set aside.
Will you ever forgive George Noory?
#176
Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
May 13, 2019, 04:02:04 PM
14's ice cream is melting.. in the sink
All the sweet gooey caramel flowing down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRwYQgk05DY
Strip-Ed pair of pants lulz
#177
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
May 12, 2019, 03:12:41 PM
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 12, 2019, 02:57:54 PM
Okay, now you're just being unkind.
Drops and breaks laptops
E-begs susscribers to pay for his mistake
Overpays for a label-whore laptop when a regular brand laptop would be just as good if not better.
Pretty close if you ask me
#178
I'm always wary of people that are a little too enthusiastic about true-crime. Like maybe somebody should check their crawlspace for hitchhikers or something.

Not too impressed by the little tantrum over the trial-by-media caller either
#179
Random Topics / Re: True Confessions Of BellGab
May 11, 2019, 11:21:35 AM
Why not just give the ice cream away to a roomie or co-worker?
#180
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 11, 2019, 08:55:06 AM
What happened to the big MITD fan meet-n-greet Dave and Karen Jackson were planning? They said spring 2019 but summer's a month away
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