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Welcome all refugees to a forum that:

A) Doesn't look like a cluttered pile of dog feces.

B) Allows you to post what you want.

C) .....Doesn't look like a cluttered pile of dog feces.

"How many heads should a dog have?

Just one."

*rimshot*

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 18, 2009, 05:12:20 PM
I admire you for not living with TV. It's so useless!

Amen. Haven't had cable plugged into my t.v. since 2007. I get my news and entertainment from the internet much more easily and efficiently. I don't need 10 fucking car and drug ads 3 times during a half-hour program. I never want to actually BUY anything the t.v. is trying to force upon me. If I want to know about something, I'll search about it online and check consumer reports - thank you.

Also, I don't want to turn this into the "cable television" rant - but the whole thing is full of shit. They force you to pay for packages when you only want like two or three fucking premium channels because everything else is retarded. The simple fact that I'm paying for Univision and Telemundo makes me want to vomit alone. Don't even get me started on the sports, home shopping, and religious channels. Christ - I can find better and more interesting programming on PUBLIC ACCESS. Even MTV and VH1 are unwatchable these days. It's all reality television or retarded game shows. FUCK TV.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 17, 2009, 03:26:21 PM
I hate to be lowest common denominator.... BUT. You ever think Linda and George knocked boots?

Quizno's is too expensive for the quality of their sandwiches, I can agree there. I mean, they're good - but they ain't that good.

Price aside...I dunno, really. I like them both actually. I guess if you put a gun to my head, though...enh, probably Subway.

However, one thing that subway should adopt that Quizno's does is to include a spear pickle with their sandwiches. I fuckin love that they do that.

Lol, took me a sec there. The force is not strong with me today apparently.

Anyways, welcome back Dan!....(And hideously unnerving avatar...*shudder*)

Quote from: EvB on June 17, 2009, 12:08:04 AM

9000!! NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!

Re: Oprah vs. over 9000 Penises

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 16, 2009, 09:21:50 PM
S.T.F.U.A - Severely Talented, Fabulous, & Under Appreciated

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on June 16, 2009, 10:49:55 AM
Tommy did not write his name down on the flash card, another Noory moment.

I imagine Tommy as being pretty much George's keeper. Without him constantly watching over Noory, I'm genuinely scared to imagine what the show would be like.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 16, 2009, 08:22:28 AM
Of course! Spoken like a true American consumer. How would we get around to our Targets and Sam's clubs to buy Hanna Montana season 78? Oil please! MORE damn it. And free. Why do "they" even charge?

Or, more appropriately:

"Just give us dat dinosaur juice so I can get to da 50 cent concert, dawg."

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 16, 2009, 07:41:38 AM
Monday June 15:

"All you have to search for is Mish (pause) and you can find him on any search engine."

That is pretty damn WTF.

I know next to jack about the middle east. My opinion has always been that the whole region could disappear tomorrow and I wouldn't mind. Just leave the oil, please. =]

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 16, 2009, 07:36:55 AM
That OUija board needs to say STFUA

Knowing George he'd make it into an acronym that said something about how great of a talk show host he is....or something about 2012.

Quote from: valdez on June 16, 2009, 04:10:21 AM
Does everything have to be about 2012 and Ouija boards?

Apparently. 

How old is everyone here? After hearing Borr say he was 28, I'm wondering if I might be the youngest on the forum. If you don't want to say, you can always just say if you're younger or older than I am. That would satisfy my curiosity enough, although I'm genuinely curious about specifics as usual.

<-- 23

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 15, 2009, 10:56:02 PM
You were the bong.

I was the bong.

Quote from: EvB on June 15, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
You are the blond on the left - where is my nickle?

It has already been electronically transferred to your imaginary money account. Enjoy. 

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 15, 2009, 12:18:15 PM
also, with the amount of bandwidth this will consume, i hope to make my hosting company actually WORK for the money i've been giving them for almost 3 years.

All I know is when I d/l anything from ufoship.com it stays at a steady 1 Mbps, which is better than I usually get from anyone unless we're directly connected.

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 15, 2009, 12:12:37 PM
Smooth jazz mummies!

Lol, yeah the guy who edited it is just like that. His playlist goes from Pantera to Weather Channel music. 

I just ran across this short on youtube from a friend who used to make silly videos of us when we went to his house. It's a few years old. If you can guess who I am, you get an e-nickel.

High Mummy

Seems to be about 4 gigs total. I have probably a gig and a half on my HDD free right now, but after I clear up some space I'll check it out...(too many game ISOs and pr0n.)

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2009, 06:57:05 PM
That guy is a talk radio dj here in DC. Chad Dukes. He called another morning rock zoo show as Lance Armstrong. It is an epic funny interview. He's a perv though.

I like him already. 

My parents were going to name me Brianna if I was a girl. I assume perhaps they were either going to do George or Georgette? Although I've never heard of a Mother having a Junior...enh, actually I have no clue. e.e;

Quote from: Frys Girl on June 14, 2009, 12:42:49 PM
Case in point. Here are some men.

http://www.thefukerton.com/the-fukertons-exclusive-interview-with-blues-traveler-naughty-language-alert

"Do you guys like to eat ass"?

I believe he's made vague references to "internet hate sites". I assume he meant us and that GLP thread.

How about I send you a bag of my cat's shit and we call it even?

Quote from: Nboy on June 14, 2009, 12:19:17 AM
I have played WoW, Lotro, AoC, Guild Wars and about 10 or so F2P Korean types.  Only MMO I still play is FFXI, been there 3 years now. I am sort of in limbo at the moment. Waiting for MMOs to come out rather than playing them. Looking forward to The Secret World and FFIV. Will probaly try out SWTOR, Star Trek Online, but I already know I wont be there more than  6 months or so.

I had a sweet rdm/blm on FFXI years ago. One of the best MMO's there is, IMO.

Did I just smell egg fart in here?