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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

Started by Jackstar, July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM




Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 21, 2016, 11:20:04 AM
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?

If it wasn't for the roofies, you could be my eyewitness.


Is this your dog, Jack?  Or just your ideas?

#isthisyourdog  #conspiracyphag





Jackstar

Now I'm getting spam like this. Kinda flattering, mostly creepy AF.


Jackstar

What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Jackstar on August 28, 2016, 07:37:03 PM
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

Week Need.


Quote from: Jackstar on August 28, 2016, 07:37:03 PM
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

"Jackstar's Longest Relationship"

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 29, 2016, 07:43:55 AM
"Jackstar's Longest Relationship"

Why aren't there more pictures available of my girlfriend flying into the Pentagon?

Quote from: Jackstar on August 29, 2016, 09:01:28 AM
Why aren't there more pictures available of my girlfriend flying into the Pentagon?

Love the cute, troofer-themed euphemism for when she pegs you.

As to your question: I dunno, because god is merciful on the rest of us? 

paladin1991

Hey Jackyboy, whatever happened to JackstarsEX?  She finally find peace through Pfizer chemical?

Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 30, 2016, 02:14:54 PM
Hey Jackyboy, whatever happened to JackstarsEX?

Still with the guy I traded her to, but trust me, you've got next dibs.

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 29, 2016, 09:12:52 PM
As to your question: I dunno,

Dude, seriously, if you can't figure this one out, how are you ever going to get to Kennedy?

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on August 30, 2016, 08:46:17 PM
Still with the guy I traded her to, but trust me, you've got next dibs.

Was that the Happy Meal trade?

Jackstar

Since she's been gone... my meals have been happier.


Quote from: Jackstar on August 30, 2016, 08:47:33 PM
how are you ever going to get to Kennedy?

GET to?  Disposed of that years ago.  Try to keep up, sweetie.







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