Radio Spots, Bits, Liners, etc.

[MV/Liberace!]

My friend has a pirate radio station called KMEAT.  When it's not shooting RF out onto the FM band, its existence continues online. 

You can listen to it here for your Muzak pleasure:
http://208.53.158.48:9186/
He just recently added it to Shoutcast, so if you like the music he plays, don't hesitate to spread the word.  I'd like to see his listener count start going up so he can feel like there's a reason to pay for Shoutcast hosting.  I know there are ZILLIONS of Internet radio stations to listen to, but less than 1% are run as professionally as his.

Now, back on topic...

Over the last 12 years I have done a lot of stuff on KMEAT, not the least of which has included production.  Here are some bits of material I have created, laid out for your consumption.  I'm very proud of some of it, and some of it is shit.  You can decide for yourself what is what.

1)A quick liner I produced 11 years ago when I was probably about 18.  I did not use any processing to make my voice this deep.  Instead, I stayed out all night partying and then sneaked into the radio station (a real station where I worked) production room at about 6am.  After hours of marijuana and laughs, my voice sounded great.  Man these were fun times for me.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/all_night_long.mp3

2)Never trust a baby with a machine gun.  Yeah, ok, whatever.  I'm not sure what I was going for with this one.  Either you'll get it or you won't.  Again, from when I was about 18.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/babies_with_machine_guns.mp3

3)My name on KMEAT has always been Tom Brokenjaw.  I stole the name from some syndicated morning show who used it in the early 90s.  No, it was way before Opie and Anthony started using the name.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/brokenjaw_charity.mp3

4)This isn't really production.  I just decided to add it here because I can.  A few years ago, I discovered that at the end of the Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon, there are horned instruments playing very faintly in the background.  I believe this is one of those hidden Floyd anomalies most people don't know about.  I was very surprised by this since I'd never heard anybody mention it.  It's a version of Ticket to Ride by The Beatles.  Did you know it was there?

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/dsotm_secret.mp3

5)Again, this isn't my production.  Well, maybe it is.  It's how you interpret the word.  I used to work at a radio affiliate for the Tennessee Titans.  From the day I started at this station, there was a gold record on the wall commemorating our station's involvement with this hideous organization.  I looked through the glass and noticed that the gold record had grooves, meaning there was something printed on it.  I couldn't imagine what it would be.  But it was something.  Months went by, curiosity got the best of me, and I broke into the station late one night to take it home with me, frame and all.  I disassembled it entirely.  Whoever put it together never intended for this to be done.  I knew I would one day have a reason to justify the inclusion of a Technics turntable among my menagerie of audio equipment.  What did I hear when the record started spinning?  I laughed so hard at the effort I'd gone through for this:

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/gold_record.mp3

6)A spot written by my co-worker Bill and voiced by me.  I was 18.  He and I put this together at some point during the work day.  We were a fine use of station resources from a budgetary perspective.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/happy_fun_ball.mp3

7)If you're a pink floyd fan, you'll understand this one.  If not, go listen to Pink Floyd's The Wall.  I did the voices on this, and even had to use a cymbal from my drums to complete the drum loop.  It's about 4 or 5 years old.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/if_you_dont.mp3

8)Piss Drink.  A spot I wrote about 9 years ago.  I was the voice opposite...uhh... I think his name is Todd.  Whatever.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/piss_drink.mp3

9)Rhino Strap-Ons.  A spot I wrote and voiced when I was 18.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/rhino_strapons.mp3

10)Tribute to Eugene.  A spot written by co-worker Bill.  He is the announcer voice . I'm Eugene.

http://www.ufoship.com/radio_spots/tribute_to_eugene.mp3

That's it.  Maybe some other crap will turn up and I'll dump it here along with the rest of this heap.  Cheers.

[MV/Liberace!]

well, then.  this thread certainly ate goat balls.

[starrmtn001]

well, then.  this thread certainly ate goat balls.

Goat Balls?!!  Why in the hell didn't you tell us you were serving Goat Balls?  Sheesh!!!


Repost this, and say you'll be serving "Mountain Oysters."  We'll be flocking to your thread.

[JC Collins]

Some funny stuff there MV 

[MV/Liberace!]

Some funny stuff there MV 

Hey there. Thank you.

[The General]

HA haha.. didn't know this was here.
Oh the things we find hiding in the corners of Coastgab.